I think I might have blacked out at various points in last night’s Golden Globes telecast, because how is that Jon Hamm and Ewan McGregor were in the same space and there wasn’t a camera on them at all times? I wish producers would realize that it’s always nice to cut to a hot guy. Even if ladies are going to throw shade at the hot guy’s partner.
So here are my two picks for hottest dudes of Globes. The Hamm Dong is obvious, of course, because he always gets included, even when he doesn’t look particularly good or bad. Jennifer wore Naeem Khan, which I actually love. Imagine if Jessica Chastain had worn this dress…? Right? That would have been stunning. Instead, Jennifer wore it and she looks okay (if you ignore what’s going on with her face, which is way worse than Nicole Kidman’s stuff). I think it’s interesting that Mad Men was shut out once again – I believe the Hollywood Foreign Press “punished” the show for this past season because of the Megan Draper storyline. While the show still packs some gut-punches, it does seem to have waning enthusiasm.
But dear God… Ewan McGregor looks fantastic, doesn’t he? I could eat him for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Dear God. Evie looks kind of over it, but I don’t think this is her scene at all.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.
My two favorites. I refuse to choose between them!! I just cannot do it.
Ewan. Always!
He’s so handsome! I just saw The Ghostwriter, what a great film! And Ewan is SO talented, he’s really underestimated!
Agreed. He is one of a kind.
Yes, yes, yes! Ewan is the hottest, and I’d prefer to eat him all night long than for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
they look boring but that’s fashion for men in general they’re all the same more or less
Ewan’s hair is amazing. Both of them don’t really do it for me, I am way too cumberbatched, but Ewan looks really good.
“Cumberbatched.” Lol. I have to admit I never saw the appeal of Cumberbatch. Until last night. I think I finally got it!
I try not to personally talk about people’s faces because usually that’s not nice. However, it looks like Jennifer’s jaw is going to migrate off of her face and I just don’t understand what type of plastic surgery leads to that situation. I have looked at pictures of her in the past and she’s always had an asymmetrical face, but it seems to be getting worse. Do her teeth line up at all? Does it hurt? Does kissing her stimulate different nerves that normal, kind of like a crooked dong does? I just don’t understand.
I noticed her jaw is strangely crooked too. Her face is even more rubbery on the GG clips i viewed on YouTube. I understand that 40ish women feel insecure, but Jennifer`s face is frightening.
Ewan… I want I want I want. And then, I want some more.
Ewan. Forever.
I also have to add that it completely threw me when I heard him being interviewed and speaking in his Scottish accent. I forgot how hot that was.
Ewan…any day 🙂
I also think he looks cute with his wife.
Eh. You can all have the Hamm. I mostly love my British men. Ewan win hands down. And he ages so well…
Why do you always do this to me?! I genuinely thought I could swoop in and carry Ewan away, I thought you’d be distracted by the Hammdong.
Because Just Because! 😀
I personally don’t find Hamm attractive. Ewan is such a funny chap and beautiful and very nice and it only reinforced my fan liking for him. (yes I met him)
Back off you two trollops… you’ve claimed your prizes. I will bring the forces of the moors down on you if you don’t allow me my Ewan.
Of course you’ve bloody met him, it doesn’t even surprise me anymore. He does seem like he’d be rather funny, can you enlighten me on whether him and the Mrs really do have an open marriage?
I love to see Ewan with his wife. Lovely couple. The photographer just caught her at the wrong moment.
I don’t know about that. I saw her a couple of times looking utterly miserable. Although, to be fair, it must be really dull to be someone’s date at these things, and know that your job is to stand there silently and smile.
They were in my hometown for a while filming a movie and she was just awful to everyone. Most of the time Ewan was pleasant to people, but not her. One friend of mine was delivering catering to the set and wasn’t sure where to go, so he asked the first person he saw for directions (we’re in the South so talking to strangers is completely normal here). Too bad it was Ewan McGregor’s wife, who made a nasty face and said “Do I look like the help to you?” Ugh.
Yup agree with both of you. I don’t think she’s a nice person. She was on his documentary ‘long way down’ or whatever it was called and she came across as boring and a bit mean. I could not see what he saw in her.
i always feel bad for jennifer – like she’s holding one for dear life but knows she’s a goner soon.
I was going to say the same thing! The poor girl just oozes desperation.
yes she does and why is that? honestly, i’ve only seen pictures of her, so i do’nt know how that comes across on the camera. i think it’s because she is not as attractive
Ewan!
Ewan does look amazing – still! Nice that he’s aging so well. And Jon Hamm is just a good looking man (and not just bc of the HammBone!)
Jennifer’s dress is great until the skirt – the color seems off, should be darker. But the top part is fantastic – very figure flattering. She looks good in these photos, but the crowd camera caught her looking a little less fab last night. ITA, I think she’s effing with her face.
As for Ewan’s wife – he should spring for a stylist bc that collection of crud she is wearing barely makes sense and isn’t really very flattering.
I’m a brit, so should be voting for my fellow brit here, but the Hamm is too damn hot.
Jennifer always looks so clingy and needy. Never confident.
Ewan.
And what the hell as Hamm’s girlfriend done to her face? Is she looking for a part in a Wizard of Oz remake?
I think she may have stapled her top lip to her teeth so that it never moves. But her dress is gorgeous (I promised myself I would say one nice thing on every post)
Dear gawd almighty, Ewan. I am disgusted with myself for being so in lust with him that I am going to forgive him for not wearing a tie.
Miss Eyre,
That was very nice thing to say. Not being as kind as you, I was merely going to offer to spank Ewan for his gross lapse in sartorial decorum.
That’s it! That is why he doesn’t have a tie – he used it to tie some fortunate bipsy up before the show and couldn’t find it once the carnal savagery was over. He merely ran his fingers through his sexed-hair and said “f#ck it.”
Oh Ewan, you could tie me to AnnE Hathaway if it meant you would have your way with me.
My first thought was to actually recoil and respond by saying that Ewan isn’t worth THAT, but then I realized that he actually is.
Ohh, to be that fortunate bipsy…
I wonder about a car accident, Bell’s palsy or some other neurological face disease.
I want to tear off Ewan’s velvet trousers.
Really? I just kind of want to stroke them. While he is in them, of course.
LOL That sounds hot…hot velvet action. Go for the tease first. It makes everything hotter.
It’s like when Jennifer was younger she thought that was her good side and so she had plastic surgery so that no matter from what angle you looked you got her good side.
I vote for Jon Hamm
no question-Ewan, always.
Ewan – love love love him.
Bridesmaids ruined Jon for me – its kind of weird 😉
And yes my face is kind of hurting by looking at hers – yikes.
Ewan, no question about it. The man is delicious!
Jon Hamm, all day and every day. His smile makes me melt, I totally would have fallen for Don Draper in the 60’s. The only thing I don’t like is the lack of bulge. I want to see the bulge!
oooooh, no one else wants him? I’ll take Jon, me me me me me!
Ewan McGregor by a mile!
OK, question. Why is Jennifer wearing a diamond engagement-looking ring in the first picture, then it is gone in the second one? :O
You’re right. Omg… That’s so f–ked…
I noticed that too!
ETA: Ewan. He reminds me of my one true lust, Fassy.
Off to googleJennifer’s face to see what she used to look like before all the injections! Holy shit.
Jon Hamm just comes across as creepy and smug to me. I get the grossest vibes from him. I pick Ewan.
me too, i think it’s bc he walks around with no underwear with his ding-a-ling hanging out GROSS
In every shot of Jennifer during the awards, she was doing something really strange & too-pursey with her widdle mouth.
Ewan is hot! I wish he wore a kilt. 😉
I can never make Jon Hamm separate from skeevy Don Draper. He’s very handsome, but something about him turns me off for whatever reason.
And Jennifer’s face…yikes. Her cheeks look like they’re going to burst.
But still, DDL was the hottest man there last night. Perfection.
I don’t know if I’d say DDL was the hottest. But he was so sweet and humble and appreciative in his acceptance speech that I was wiping tears.
Don’t mind me, Esmom. I have odd taste. 😀
And yes, his speech was great. Warm, gracious, and classy.
It looks like Jennifer is wearing a ring on her hand in the first picture but not in the last? What?!?
Ewan! I’ve had a thing for shin since the island xD
Since the full frontal in trainspotting. mmmmmm i should watch that film again.
Interesting factoid. The school girl he bones pre-full frontal scene is the actress who plays Maggie in Broadwalk empire
Ewan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ewan just because I like his facial hair. He looks hot and his wife needs to fart on the last picture. Lol
The Hamm Dong all day long 🙂
As far as Jennifer goes, I don’t especially like her lack of confidence but she IS the Hamm Dong’s lady and they’ve been together a very long time so there must be some great qualities about her or he would have cut and run as soon as his star started to shine.
Ewan forever and ever and always, amen.
Jennifer doesn’t know what to do with her face, it’s obvious. As for the man question: EWAN.
Ewan McGregor has the voice of an angel especially in the one movie “Angels and Demons” I adore his speaking voice.
Ewan yummy!!
Always Ewan. I even liked him as Obi Wan Kenobi.
PS Don Draper’s partner must be reallly reallly insecure to mess with her face like that 🙁
I know that Jennifer Westfeldt has always had an odd smile, but it’s definitely getting worse. Did her doctor screw up her injections or something?
This is a contest Ewan will ALWAYS win.
Always.
I have never found Jon Hamm attractive. He has a Jay Leno chin and a weird smile. To each his own. Ewan is much better.
Both men look amazing! I’d not mind them making me a sandwich
Where’s the Hammdong? That’s the only reason I ever click on a Hamm story 🙁
I feel bad for Jennifer because can you imagine the pressure? To have your BF turn into a huge sex symbol, and then feel like your looks are fading and doing whatever you can to hang on? I am not saying they are fading at 40 or whatever she is – I am saying it must be self-imposed because she is not a major movie star like Nicole Kidman who is always in front of the camera. She shows up in a movie once every few years! So it’s all the weirder that she’s morphing into this Stepford Wife, and you have to wonder what’s behind it? I wish someone would tell her that if she laid off the injections and did some loose waves and better makeup, she’d look a million times better.
Ewan based on looks, if we’re taking quality of penis, Hamm wins.
EWAN, duhhhhhh
Ewan forever~
I’ve seen him in so many films (16 so far) and he’s marvelous in all of them. SIGH
They both look cute and like they have a blast with their significant other – it doesn’t appear fake like say, Tom Cruise.
I wish Jennifer would wear her hair softer …I think she’s hot.
Ewan. He looked hot, hot, hot, last night.
When Ewan flashed across the screen, my friend’s very hetero husband said,”Wow! Did you see him? God he’s a beautiful man. My heart just leapt a little bit.”
ewanewanewanewanewanewanewanewanewanewanewanewanewanewanewanewanewanewanewanewanewan
The things I would do to Ewan are illegal in at least three dozen countries. And he’d LOVE every second of it.
jennifer’s face is really distracting; i saw “friends with kids” and that face stole everry scene, and not in a good way. she looks to me like someone who’s had a small stroke, or suffered nerve damage. surgery? an accident? palsy?
if this is true then i feel bad for making fun of her, but i think this is self-induced.
heart beating fast…ewan for ever……….