Kim Kardashian & Kanye want a ‘commitment ceremomy’ before her divorce

The last time I wrote about Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and their Bump of Doom, it was six days ago and Kim & ‘Ye had arrived in Paris for some shopping and eating and famewhoring. They stayed in Paris for several days, and arrived back in LA on Saturday. Surprisingly enough, Kim and Kanye were nowhere to be seen for Golden Globes weekend, right? I didn’t see any photos of them at parties or anything. Weird. Anyway, these are just some pics of them in Paris and Kim upon her arrival at LAX. She still doesn’t look that “bumpy” to me, but I guess if I squint really hard, I see some shadowy bump happening, especially in the photos of Kim in the white skirt.

So what does the future have in store for Kimye? Well, the UK tabloids (eh) claim that Kanye is okay with Kim still being technically married to Kris Humphries, but Ye is super-traditional (??) and he wants to have some kind of “commitment ceremony” with Kim before the baby is born. An insider (eh) tells The Sun:

“Kanye is very traditional. He’d have liked to marry Kim now they are having a baby. But with Kim still married to someone else, there is not much he can do. It won’t be official like a wedding because Kanye wants that to be extra special when the time comes.”

“But they will still exchange rings – they just won’t wear them on their wedding fingers. One of Kim’s friends is lending them his £7 million Malibu beach mansion and the entire bash will take place there. It’ll be a lot more low-key than a wedding.”

It is claimed that, once the commitment ceremony is over, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West will head to Italy for a sort of mini honeymoon. Once the couple do finally get married, it is believed that Kim will be taking on a double barrel surname and will ask to be referred to as Kim Kardashian-West.

[From Fanshare]

Kardashian Bigamy!!! I wonder what the legal implications are to having a commitment ceremony when you’re still married? It’s probably nothing, but it seems like the legal issues would be murky.

Meanwhile, Hollywood Life had a hilarious story a few days ago about Kanye refusing to allow Kris Jenner to pimp out his baby. HAHAHA. This is the family you’re committing to, Ye.

It sounds like a family feud may be on the horizon for the Kardashian clan! Kanye West is easing into the idea of Kim Kardashian’s pregnancy being filmed for Keeping Up With The Kardashians, but he’s taking it one day at a time. If things get out of hand, he may pull the plug!

A source close to Kanye, 35, tells exclusively, “You know Kanye is just rolling with the punches right now with everything. He not tripping – -YET! All this TV [stuff] is new to him and Kim is explaining to him that everything is going to be OK and she’s encouraging him to just go with the fact that the pregnancy — or at least part of it — will be filmed.”

While the Kardashians may be used to having their lives filmed for millions of viewers week in and week out, starring on a reality show is totally new to Kanye! While he’s a bit uncomfortable with the situation, he appears to be playing it be ear for Kim’s sake. Aw — that’s true love!

“I know deep down, [Kanye] isn’t trying to pimp out his baby like that. He and Kim got way more than enough money to take care of 100 kids if they want to have that many. But he know that when it comes to Kim and her family, especially that mother of hers, it’s all business and that show is how they make their money. So he juggling all this [stuff] in his head right now, but he ain’t all hyped about it yet because it hasn’t gone down yet – – the filming that is,” our source continues.

“Kanye is a man who acts on his own! People need to remember that. He doesn’t let nobody control what he does and when he told the world Kim was pregnant, he did it on his own accord. That’s his baby — Kris [Jenner] didn’t get Kim pregnant. He did, so he will do what he wants to and when he wants to. There isn’t any beef, though, between Kanye and Kris. They’re cool as hell. Fact is, though, Kanye and Kim are calling all the shots with their baby. Nobody else!”

[From Hollywood Life]

One of the most startling revelations I’ve ever had about the Kardashian-Jenner clan is that once a man marries into the family, Kris Jenner becomes his manager. Kris “manages” Lamar Odom (at least partially) and Kris manages Scott Disick too. Kanye has a full team of people focused on his success, like a really professional team of people who have done crisis management and been in and out of the music industry for years… so of course Kris Jenner is going to want a piece of that, and of course Kanye’s people are going to be like “OH HELL TO THE NO.” That will be the real battle – when Kris wants to manage and micro-manage everything about Kanye and his relationship with Kim. It’s going to be amazing.

Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

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  1. Suzy from Ontario says:

    Yeah, because a Commitment Ceremony means so much to her.

    Love his coat in those last pics.

  2. judyjudy says:

    They’re so old fashioned and traditional. What a sweet couple…….yeah.

    • IN THE KNOW says:

      Mark my words. THIS.WILL.END.BADLY. Like apocalyptic bad. Michael Jackson Bad. Seriously. Kim does NOT love Kanye. Thats evident by her getting with, dating and even marrying anyone BUT him after him chasing after her for the last 8 or so years. her pseudo star is falling and b/c she’s addicted to the sweet nectar of fame, kanye was her last shark to jump. And the baby…well that’s what Kanye wanted b/c Amber Rose is happy and pregnant, engaged. Reggie Bush is happy, engaged and expecting a baby…and these two stunt queens not be out-stunted. But I digress…Kanye is a control freak ego maniac, who may or may not be ( I lean to he is) GAY closeted queen, who frequents paris and europe as of late so much, not for shopping but allegedly for his love of the european pean, specifically the pean of his long time, secret white fashion male designer.
      Once the dopamine and ‘hype’ wears off, and Kim realizes that she in fact has a BABY. That no doubtably will come with her original face along with kanye’s odd face…and the screaming, sleepless nights, and the REAL LIFE of being a parent…we are going to see an epic blow up. She won’t be able to handle her life ‘not being about her.’ She has no capacity to care for another person, sadly. Her own baby included.
      And then we can expect a kanye breakdown followed by an entire album dedicated to talking trash about his “baby muva”

  3. MsMileHigh says:

    White dress = sloppiest dress ever. Lapel-less jacket = stupidest coat ever.

    My theory: They both got caught in an escalator 5 minutes before the photo was taken. Tragic. Now it makes sense that they are wearing those things at the same time. I feel better.

    And the pajama top? Gross. She just looks unwashed in all of the pics.

    I think that, secretly, Kanye is quite happy that Kim is still married. It saves him from having to REALLY commit to that horrible woman and her horrible family. I’d bet money that they never end up marrying. I can’t imagine that Kanye puts up with much and Pimp Momma Kris is “much” too much.

    • Little Darling says:

      They are all sailing in the same S.S.Famewhore ship. Everyone is happy here as they all have the ka-Ching of $$$$$ as their passing wind.

      Passing wind of self importance that is.

  4. holbriken says:

    i’m just glad that a pregnant kardashian is married. so refreshing. like a breath of fresh air. let’s not quibble about the details of who she’s married to.

  5. Nina W says:

    A commitment ceremony is legally meaningless so it seems unlikely to be a complication in court. I think Kris is too canny to interfere with Kanye and try to be his Momager. He’s not like Disick or Odom and she would be wise not to try to push him around. She’s going to have to settle for whatever he’s willing to give. I’m betting he’s probably going to try to end KK’s reality career in the long run.

  6. Holly says:

    Get ready for the E special: Kimye Commitment Ceremony.

    I give Kanye kudos IF he can get her away from Pimp Mama Kris.

  7. Dawn says:

    Wow the self-importance of these two just keeps on getting worse and worse. I can’t think of anything trashier than getting pregnant by one man while married to another. But as always Kim karTrashian has shown us all one more way to go even further down…not only get pregnant by another man not her husband BUT then have a commitment ceremony to your partner in adultery! These two are really a-moral and anything that comes out of their mouths to state otherwise is simply ridiculous. Geez her dad must be rolling over in his grave. Get an annulment Kim and just state the truth, you wanted to get a big pay day. Give back the money Kim…all of it and move on with your life. Your fans love you no matter what you do so it doesn’t matter.

    • ZigZagZoey says:

      Well, I basically agree with your comment, but…..She has been peed on in a sex tape….THAT is certainly trashier than anything else she has done lately!

      • Dawn says:

        Pee and more is what I remember hearing! But yes your right.

      • mrs.garrett11 says:

        she just loves to fast to hard and is desperate at this point this will be her third attempt at marriage lol poor thing .. and if she cant see that thid is tragic I feel bad for her.. even khloe said why would you.let someone throw all.your clothes away! hes controling her and I actually liked her style before kanye came

  8. dagdag says:

    Kayne is very traditional? This must be a joke. Maybe tacky?

  9. Amory says:

    She should just admit that her marriage was a sham, get the divorce, and move on. Of course, any move that is not best for her is not going to happen. Narcissists should not become parents.

    • Little Darling says:

      “Admit her marriage was a sham…”

      HAHAHAHA. She will never do that, because it *so totally was NOT a sham* She’ll raise this baby until it is 18+ still legally married to Kris.

      My bet is he won’t divorce her until he is ready to get married again. And for that fact alone I love Kris H.

  10. Tifygodess24 says:

    Let’s see this wouldn’t have been a problem had she just WAITED to get knocked up! This is pretty damn simple. This is why I believe it was more for publicity than the love of children. People are slowly losing interest. I mean for the most part the Tabs didn’t even throw her on a cover after Kayne announced it.
    Regardless, This Bish is always the victim – poor me I’m still married to another man and pregnant by another and WAHHHH I can’t get married again because of my big bad ex and hell no will I take responsibility for any of it!
    So tiring. I bet she believes her delusions.

  11. Nicolette says:

    Why, so she can televise that too and make even more money? Please make this phony bitch go away already.

  12. janie says:

    Who the eff cares? I’m sure “E” will televise it.

  13. EmmaStoneWannabe says:

    The order that they are doing things, is business smart. Let’s see… A “Commitment Ceremony” special, airing the pregnancy on the show, having a baby arrival special, airing the impending divorce/annulment on the show, and then (one day) the SECOND wedding special, and airing the baby ‘Ye on the show…they have enough entertaining, albeit obviously trashy, fodder for the next two seasons, plus plenty of “E! Specials.” These people are only going to keep making tons of money for the foreseeable future..whether she is actually pregnant or not, this is genius. Though I wouldnt credit Pimp Momma with all this strategy..there are a lot of other producers and execs involved. When rating start dipping again, they can move on the same street as Beyonce and Jay Z and their kids can have play dates…these people will be around forever. Sigh.

  14. lucy2 says:

    I think he’s on board will all the famewhoring and pimping, but can now play the “I’m above that” card for good PR when this whole thing INEVITABLY falls apart.
    Also, someone who is “very traditional” probably wouldn’t get involved with someone who is still married, let alone intentionally have a baby with them.

  15. CreamSoda says:

    So they’ll “head to Italy for a sort of mini honeymoon;” isn’t that where her & the hump went for their actual honeymoon? Just gross.

  16. JenD says:

    She announced this morning she’s due in July, right after Kate announced she was due in July. Aww, how sweet.

  17. tabasco says:

    the “source close to Kanye” sounds extremely intelligent

  18. PinkG says:

    Yawn. I’m sure it will be filmed for their stupid show. And what is with the coats over the should routine? She’s ridiculous.

  19. SusieQ says:

    What time will it be on E?

  20. KellyinSeattle says:

    because she’s so committed to fame; I’m sitting here eating a huge piece of cake and lots of frosting…..and thinking about Kim’s Big Bertha Butt/The Big Butt Family. A piece of cake shouldn’t hurt, though…:)

  21. Jade says:

    Hang on, are they engaged? Surely if they’re not, why don’t they get engaged to ‘show’ they mean it, i mean that’s what the ceremony is for right?

  22. Patrice says:

    Am I the only one who is seriously doubting that this chick is truly pregnant? I take most of what the tabloids say with a grain of salt but there are just too many “coincidences” with this Kim/Kanye baby timeline to ignore:

    *A few months back (maybe 4?), Star Magazine printed a two page story citing several “close sources” that claimed that Kim had already stared IVF and that seeing how “close friends” had recently pulled it off, Kim realized that she didn’t need to “ruin her body” (LOL) to have Kanye’s baby herself and they both agreed to and were 100% moving forward with using a surrogate.

    *A different tab article (I can’t remember which one) a few weeks later printed another story, this time stating that Kim had changed her mind about using a surrogate b/c she was “now so in love” with Ye that she wanted to carry his child herself.

    *Notorious famewhore Kim has supposedly said that she vehemently doesn’t want the pregnacy documented on her show or to even have the baby seen in public at all for “the first six months” *cough Tom and Katie*

    *Last week’s tabs (I believe it was US) went on record saying that Kim had started IVF months ago to harvest/freeze her eggs after a routine gyno appointment gave her some sort of infertility diagnosis. Then just this morning on KL and Hoda, Kim and Kourtney were on and Kim confirmed the diagnosis herself (!!) and said KUWTK will be showing the journey and said this pregnancy is “a miracle” b/c of it (she also made a self-depreciating joke about how she’s not showing in front yet b/c she just keeps “growing this way”-stretching her arms out horizontally-which was actually kind of cute 🙂 )

    I’m trying no to be too much of a conspiracy theorist here but how/why would the tabs have all of this info, or even make it up (some of which has now been confirmed by Kim herself) at the time she would have “concieved” and but before she herself would have even known she was pregnant?

    (I will say her face looked absolutely stunning on KL & Hoda, like she had suddenly stopped tweaking all together.) Guess we’ll see…

    • ZigZagZoey says:

      I would not put ANYTHING past these idiots. It sure as hell would explain her not wanting to be filmed.
      Maybe she WANTS the big controversy just like Beyonce.

    • PinkG says:

      We need to start a blog of ALL KarTRASHian lies. Wasn’t Gayfish supposed to throw her a Million Dollar B-Day Party on some secluded island? Didn’t happen. Next….

  23. Nev says:

    They were both beautiful on NBC this morning!

  24. Leek says:

    That will be a fun break up for the rest of us to watch.