Kelly Brook celebrates her breakup with a bikini-clad Miami vacay: awesome or sad?

Sad news, y’all. Kelly Brook, the British “glamour model” and my current ideal body, is single. She had been dating Thom Evans (a Scottish rugby player) for two years, and news of their split happened on Friday. It was initially reported that Kelly and Thom might have ended things because of Kelly’s closeness to an ex – unfortunately the ex was not Jason Statham. She reportedly had been getting close to her ex, Danny Cipriani. But Kelly denied that part of that story while confirming her breakup, writing on Twitter: “Thom and I mutually agreed to go our separate ways some time ago. It had absolutely nothing to do with a third party.”

So Kelly Brook is single. And she flew to America a few days ago too! I’m including some new shots below of Kelly in Miami on Friday. Kelly also posted a photo of her body in that green bikini on Instagram, and you can click on it in the gallery to see the closeup – the quality of the photo is so good, you can tell when she last had a bikini wax. Which is kind of tacky, but I still love her.

I keep saying this, and I know I have no right to make it happen, but I’m just going to repeat it on and on: I want George Clooney to find his way to Kelly. I think they would be AMAZING together. Obviously, he likes girls who don’t have a lot going on, and while Kelly will always get work because of how she looks in a bikini, it’s not like she’s breaking any glass ceilings. Plus, Clooney likes brunettes with nice boobs. And Kelly seems like a sweetheart. Seriously, why aren’t they already together?!

Photos courtesy of WENN, Kelly’s Instagram, Pacific Coast News.

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  1. Bubbling says:

    Her skin is amazing and she is girl next door beautiful, but her body is all about branding, just doesn’t do it for me. Plus I hate how she is sucking it way to damn hard all the time…

  2. su says:

    yes. ma’am. her body is ON POINT!!

  3. Oops says:

    Her body is not extraordinary, she just has big boobs

  4. Gwen says:

    She’s gorgeous! But I think she’s too big for George and also not kinky enough. Also I think she wants babies..

    • Isa says:

      Yea she was pregnant at one point and had a miscarriage or a still birth. 🙁

    • Hautie says:

      So true.

      Unfortunately, Kelly would have to drop 30 pounds. Before George would put her on his short list, of future girlfriends.

      But she really is a lovely looking girl.

  5. two_seconds_ago says:

    Aren’t they back together again? At least, according to The Sun they are, since pictures of them holding hands few days ago are floating around.

  6. says:

    I have no idea who this girl is but every time I see her on CB, she’s in a bikini. Much like Leann Rimes.

  7. Ellie66 says:

    Who is this girl? She is pretty and looks great in a bikini.

  8. Baskingshark says:

    In the top picture, it is just dawning on Thom that without Kelly as his girlfriend, he is no longer relevant.

    Thom is apparently now moving to Los Angeles to focus on his acting career.

  9. janet says:

    Thats kelly brock!!! She is squishy and un toned looking….white as a ghost. She has big boobs….so what

    • Yvonne says:

      If she’s white as a ghost.. I must be what, invisible? What is whiter than a ghost?!

    • Jub-Jub says:

      What’s wrong with being white?

    • amilu says:

      Nope. That’s Kelly Brook. And she’s got a healthy, womanly figure. There’s NOTHING wrong with being white — quite the opposite. To spend as much time as she does in bikinis on beaches, she has has gorgeous skin.

  10. Sheeeeeesh says:

    Whoa, that second bikini pose was not a good one.

  11. Zombie Shortcake says:

    As a lesbian, I prefer to believe the lesbian rumors.

  12. Bijlee says:

    She seems like a really sweet girl, but her life just seems so boring. Just really boring. Endless bikinis, instagram photos, twitter, relationships, just totally boring.

  13. Ginger says:

    She is my ideal body too

  14. xoxokaligrl says:

    Meh. Average all over.

  15. Boodiba says:

    I think she looks pretty out of shape.

  16. FrenchT says:

    Not looking good at all imo.

  17. marc says:

    Very ordinary looking woman in her 40s. I don´t mind the fat or pale but the dark hair.

  18. Lola says:

    Thom Evans looking good yammy! He can do so much better!

  19. Caroline says:


  20. amilu says:

    She’s such a cutie (in addition to being a hottie). I love her!

    I want George Clooney to stay far, FAR away from her. I’d rather see her get back with Billy Zane.

  21. Guido says:

    Is no happen! When he have option to choose Manuela Arcuri or Elisabetta Canalis in 2009, he no choosed Manuela because she have too big breasts. He was a lookin for the new PR girlfriend & research many of rent girls avalable. Manuela, George say, is pretty face, maybe he like her. So he pick the one he call Horse: is Elisabetta. Why? Because easy for business & then getting rid when time is up. Same is giant woman Stacey now.