Britney wears her undies on the outside

Britney Spears mistook a control undergarment for a dress at fashion week in NY. At least she’s wearing underwear, even if it’s on the outside. She attended the Baby Phat show, and was seen out with her bored-looking manager admiring all the creative ways Kimora Lee Simmons manages to flaunt her love of fur and tacky fashion, maybe in that order.

You could see the pricetag for her bra through Britney’s sheer dress, and it looks like she had some near nip-slips while she was bent over watching the show, but this is an improvement for her.

Britney said being single was “awesome” when questioned about it, and that Kimora’s latest collection was “amazing.” No word on whether she’s hired Tom Cruise’s sister as her publicist, although given her recent public image and overuse of superlatives it’s possible.

Britney and K-Fed have extended their temporary custody agreement into February amid rumors that Britney wants him back despite the fact that she’s got a new boyfriend.

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  1. I wear my boxers on the outside of my pants.

  2. van says:

    Better than usual, but still a mess!!! Wow, her neck is really thick…makes her look strange.

  3. itoluso says:

    Sigh. This is what happens when you stumble into the salon and pass out upside down in the waxing chair: your cootchie gets streamlined instead of your EYEBROWS.

  4. mandi says:

    she used to be so cute. how did this happen?? she reminds me of the girl who peaks in high school and then gets knocked up after graduation and fattens up and looks disgusting.

  5. Daniel says:

    Britney still has the tags on because she’s going to return the bra to the store and get her money back.

    Fed-ex is gonna take her to the cleaners and she’ll need every dime she can get.