Human inflatable tube Matthew Perry is dating injectible lips accident Meg Ryan at least possibly so according to Ananova.com
The word on the street is that Matthew Perry has been making rather a few trips to Meg Ryan’s LA homestead.
And it has been reported that they have also been out for a candlelit dinner for two.
Now, we’re big fans of this supposed coupling… as far as we know they’re both single and we think they’d be rather cute together.
I think both of them are so long past their cute days and well into their awkward, extended trying to preserve their cute in formaldehyde as it becomes a more and more embarrassing smelly jar on the shelf. Perry has already been through the shame of ballooning up and down all over the last few seasons of Friends. As the rest of the cast became visibly aged, toned, and salt cured millionaires only MP was ruining continuity between seasons either wobbling around like a blancmange or showing up rehab skinny.
Meg hit an appearance tailspin of her own with a crazy case of trout pout. Collagen Lips that sat like a pair of tonsils under her nose. It was perhaps a public call for help after being lured away from fine fettlesome husband Dennis Quaid by Russell Crowe – and then unceremoniously dumped by the same.
andPOP had some added eyewitness detail:
“They sat in a dark corner booth. Meg asked that the spotlight on their table to be turned down.”
No Wonder … who wants to see all that formerly cute well lit … I think bar lighting is this couple’s best friend …
Credit where credit is due Matthew P. has taken the bloated carcass of Chandler and reanimated it on the new Aaron Sorkin clever patter fest Studio 60 on the Sunset Street – and it kinda works. Meg is slated to replace Lisa Kudrow (the clever Yale girl who has made the most interesting post-Friends choices) in a rom/com across from William Macy. Trout Pout and The Ventriloquists Dummy … Fish Face and Chucky … I see the comedy bit anyway – this idea of cute in this pairing eludes me as well.