Johnny Depp looks clean cut on his latest movie set: would you hit it?

Johnny Depp

These are some photos of Johnny Depp taking a quick coffee and cigarette break while filming Transcendence in Los Angeles. The first thing I noticed from these photos is that Johnny is sort of back to looking like his “old” self again. We already posted a “from behind” shot of Johnny a few weeks ago on the same film set, but now we’re getting a good look at what’s going on in front. And it’s not that bad, is it? He’s not all scarfy and messy like he would prefer to be in everyday life, but Johnny got paid some “stupid money” (that’s his very favorite kind of dinero) to get a haircut and shave, so he’s appeased the power of the purse.

Honestly, I don’t know if I would hit it. Back in the day, Johnny was FINE. I’m speaking of the years where he was dating Winona Ryder and Kate Moss, and of course, he was a total mess, but I would have hit that throbbing mess hard. Over the past decade though, Johnny has lost his former appeal. He didn’t just sell out like any other actor — he went seriously Disney. Now the dude owns his own island, and even his general demeanor has faded into a cliché of dating young, big-busted blondes instead of making it work with the mother of his children. In light of what we now know of Johnny’s character, he’s just not that attractive anymore. I guess I’m saying that even him throwing televisions out of his hotel window didn’t put me off his scent, but his recent douchey (likely cheating) behavior has done just that. Plus, the cigarette is a total deal breaker. Would you still hit it?

Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp

Johnny Depp

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News

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  1. LadyJane says:

    Lack of confidence is a sexiness-killer. So I would say No. Say what you want about Brad Pitt, for instance, but he wears his wrinkles and greying hair/beard with grace that hints at a hidden confidence (this could be totally manufactured confidence, granted). Johnny’s midlife crisis and subsequent submergence of himself under the layers of scarves, hats, and coloured glasses looks like he is panicing. And that just ain’t sexy.

  2. smee says:

    Cigs + Coffee = Bad Breff! Yuck.

  3. Nicole says:

    He looks like Marc Anthony.

  4. janie says:


  5. Eleonor says:

    I remember him in the ’90s he used to be the hottest guy around.
    I still found him hot when he was with Vanessa Paradis.
    Now he is just another 40 years old, with a younger blonde piece at his arm. No thanks.

    • Tessa says:

      To be fair, I think he’s closer to 50.

      • Eleonor says:

        I didn’t remember his age,thank you.
        40 something middleaged man. So cliché for someone who has always wanted to be seen like “the different one”.

      • V4Real says:

        No one can rock their 40’s like my man Robert Downey Jr. 48 looks good on him; perhaps Johnny could learn a thing or to from him. RDJ & Pitt looks confident while Johnny just looks desperate.

      • Amy says:

        I was thinking he was on the other side of 50, actually, but he will be 50 next month.
        He’s holding on to his spot in my top 5 for now (which I’m sure comes as a complete relief to him).

      • Dredz says:

        “RDJ & Pitt looks confident while Johnny just looks desperate.”

        Yes, and sadly all this time Johnny was thought of being the pseudo-intellectual/Euro-centric sophisticated one.

    • LadyMTL says:

      ITA. Johnny Depp used to be on my “any day, any way” list but not anymore. I think he lost me when he split with Vanessa Paradis, tbh. There’s nothing that turns me off more than a middle-aged man who’s trying too hard, and who smokes.

      • V4Real says:

        I have no problem with men who smokes as long as their breath and teeth doesn’t show proof of it. Brad Pitt smokes and I think RDJ just recently quit but they don’t show signs of it.

        I’ve seem homeless people with better teeth than Depp and I’m not trying to be funny. I used to have a thing for this man up until the second Pirate Movie but somehow he just lost his appeal to me.

      • Liv says:

        He definitely lost his appeal when he broke up with Paradis and sold her out. From Paradis to Amber Heard! Can’t stand him anymore, he’s so pathetic.

  6. Tessa says:


  7. Leah says:

    Nope, the ship sailed years ago.

  8. Lady Satan says:


    Clean shaven, scruffy, scarf-y – I do not care. I like the brains, and he’s still looking good to my eyes.

    Cigarettes? *meh* Could do without that, but it still wouldn’t stop me. 😉

  9. SusieQ2 says:

    Nope. So over him.

  10. Hakura says:

    Afraid I agree with you, Bedhead. He ruined it for me by becoming just another aging A-lister, who leaves his family for a carousel of barely legal, well-endowed arm candy.

    No. Unless someone invents a time machine.

  11. Faye says:

    Guyliner or middle-age schlub — whatever the look, he’s always been a major turn-off for me now. Not even in a neutral way; he is a total lady-boner-killer.

    And as for those cigarettes, I can’t help remembering some interview he gave last year about the effect on the environment all the evil drivers were having, and people shouldn’t be allowed to drive as much or some nonsense like that. What exactly does he think his cigarettes are emitting into the environment, kittens and rainbows?

    • Rosalind says:

      Second this. Don’t preach about damaging the environment when you’re smoking, flying around the world in private jets, and who knows what else. Same thing with people that preach holistic healing and super healthy eating that are smokers. I try to eat healthy, holistic health care can work wonders, but don’t preach to me about these things when I know you smoke like a chimney. I have family member like this. Refuses to wear deodorant because she believes it causes cancer, won’t use any products with petrochemicals or parabens,, only eats organic. That’s all well and good. But she smokes like a fiend and takes recreational drugs and I’m not talking marijuana. It irritates me to no end. Not because of the smoking or drug use, but because she is constantly preaching to anyone unlucky enough to be in her earshot about how eating this will kill you, using this product will kill you, on and on. I finally blocked her from FB because of the constant preaching. And she’s my Aunt!!! There are other issues I have with her too, but this kind of crap drives me crazy! I try to eat right, exercise when I can, and use products that aren’t harmful to the environment, but I don’t impose my viewpoints on other people. And I’m fully aware I’m a total hypocrite because I have an occasional cigarette. Sorry for the tangent everyone.

  12. Beth says:

    I’d hit it seven days a week and twice on Sundays, baby.

  13. bns says:

    He looks amazing for being a year away from 50. I can’t help but love him after all of the good things I’ve heard about him over the years. His midlife crisis is embarrassing, but he’s a good guy.

  14. Micki says:

    Yes I would. He’s probably the only “big name” I’ve ever had a crush on. So, scarves or no scarves, cigarettes or not…yes, I still would.

    • Miffy says:

      We’re in the same boat, Micki!

      He’s the only celebrity crush I’ve ever had so, yes, midlife crisis and all. I also feel with all this current impaired judgement that I now have a chance.

      Yo, Depp! Call me!

      • binturong says:

        Hahahaha, YES to impaired judgement! Johnny baby, call ME!

        Seriously everybody, you ladies have ridiculously high standards. He grew up poor, you know? Teeth don’t recover from that very easily, and why be obsessed about that kind of thing anyway? I’m not nuts about the smoking, but he looks f’ing fantastic for any age, never mind 50.

        He’s got his faults, but I bet he’s fun and interesting to talk to, besides being hothothot. What’s the hang up about leaving his girlfriend? Relationships don’t work out sometimes, so at least they had the courage to end it. Some of the moral judgements here are really but really tired. Is monogamy and “married with children” the only proper state for everyone? Freakin’ boring, if you ask me. Go Johnny!–just start doing better movies, that’s all I ask!

  15. serena says:

    I would. But you are right, given the recent circumstances he was more douchey than hot and that pissed me off a lot, because I used to fangirl a lot over him. But yeah, at least here he’s cleaned, shaved and dressed properly.. sigh

  16. allons-y alonso says:

    Nope. He’s been dead to me since the first Pirates movie

    • Thea says:

      Maybe not since the first Pirate-movie but somewhere between the second and third. When he left Vanessa Paradis that was it, I really don’t like him anymore.

      • drea says:

        Yeah, I liked him as well in the first Pirates movie because he made something out of nothing. But then he just kept going.

  17. A says:

    I’d ALWAYS hit that.

  18. Apples says:

    Hell no. (Maybe during Kate Moss era but, he was too small diminutive for me.)

    Love the word “scarfy” it made me laugh! It sounds like a medical condition.

  19. Ellie66 says:

    It’s still Johnny Depp! Just wash and rinse, repeat and hit it ! Lol! He turned out to be just another Hollywood cliche sadly. 🙁 mid-life crisis indeed!

  20. andrea says:

    YES. Totally all over that, even if he smells like an ashtray.

  21. dcypher1 says:

    I would still hit it. He still looks good when he’s all cleaned up and doesn’t dress himself. All day long.

  22. Julie says:

    As Kaiser likes to say, I’d still “nail it to the wall”.

  23. Bej says:

    Nope. Unfortunately if I close my eyes & try to think of Johnny Depp, all I conjure up is the image of him in The Tourist, all plasticky & creepy looking with a cream linen suit. Yuck!

    • Apples says:

      Yes! Bad acting, too. I remember the train scene where, for a lot of it, he seemed to be phoning it in. The Jolie had to carry that scene for him.

    • Dredz says:

      Had Johnny brought the intensity and looked like his character in Public Enemy, The Tourist would have been a more memorable movie. He looked so bloated in it, he managed to make Jolie look tiny, elf-like (Hey, but maybe that was his idea :D).

  24. Sloane Wyatt says:

    Ugh, just NO.

    Go away aging chipmunk.

  25. Darlene says:

    Did he fix his teeth, too?

  26. honey says:

    No, he put on weight and looks short and stocky. And you know once he is off set he be piling on the scarfs and beads again: Plus his cliche mid life crisis is seriously unattractive.

  27. Amanda says:

    Not interested at ALL. I only have love for 90’s Johnny Depp. And he is LONG GONE. 🙁

  28. Jei says:

    Haters gonna hate!
    He looks great
    Why, why, why Johnny you hide your pretty face behind so many hats, scarf and beard?
    Look at you? your handsome face!

    And I don’t care about his personal life. I ain’t gonna blame him for fell out of love with his wife!
    It’s not the first human being that stop loving his partner. And they made it work for over 14 years, much more that I’M SURE even many judgemental people who write here, can do it!!

  29. sparky says:

    Just needs to lose a few lbs and stop smoking and he’d look amazing. Wonder why the bad posture; is it the ‘charactor’, the morning??

  30. sparky says:

    Just needs to lose a few lbs and stop smoking and he’d look amazing. Wonder why the bad posture; is it the ‘charactor’, or the morning??

  31. Ag says:

    Hell no. But what a difference a shower makes.

  32. Emily says:

    Sure. Just give me a brick.

    Nah, I’m not violent. I’d hit him with a creme pie, though. From a distance. Maybe with a catapult. I don’t want to get too close, he’s icky.

  33. Lexi says:

    Hell yeah id hit it, soooooo gorgeous

  34. Ginger says:

    He is an attractive looking man but the chain smoking kills his appeal

  35. onegirlup says:

    I doubt it. The chemistry, I’m just not feelin’ it. BUT CUMBY… aaahhhh! Now THAT’S a whole different story. A sexy deep velvety voiced, piercing eyes, sexi sexi chemistry type of different story. I am DEF a Cumberbitch ALL THE WAY NOW! Sorry Johnny but like you I like ’em young fresh and HOT! *sizzzzzle*
    Giddy Up!

  36. AustinMJ says:

    Not any more. I was willing to put up with the “stinky, unkempt” look until he bailed on Vanessa. After that, I lost that lovin’ feelin for Johnny. Now he just looks like the puffy pathetic Mid life crises poster boy.

  37. shedakat says:

    I’LL GO WATCH CHOCOLAT . Remembering when.

  38. Camille (TheOriginal) says:

    He looks much better here, I can almost see the 90’s JD there. But Bedhead summed up pretty much how I feel about him these days. My ‘long term’ crush on JD died many years ago now.

  39. Anne says:

    Nah looking a little too Marc Anthony now me, blech

  40. Anne says:

    Nah looking a little too Marc Anthony now for me, blech

  41. binturong says:

    I just watched the vid that Lainey has of him in Japan, as the guest of some weirdo Japanese program. They have little kids dressed up as pirates, doing a “number”, and he’s totally graceful about it. Claps for the little kids, thanks them, is a totally good sport. It must be incredibly hard to deal with that kind of thing, all over the world, day in, day out, part of your contract you BETTER F’ING FULFILL. Pressure, much? But he took care of those kids’ feelings and behaved properly on a foreign show. It made me respect and love him more.

  42. c'est la vie says:

    Middle aged man in the midst of a mid life crisis.

    Umm, no.

  43. Lucy Goosey says:

    When I pause to consider the ex who used to smack me around and the one who left me while I was in the middle of a major illness, smoking a cigarette just is’nt all that bad.

  44. Auj says:

    Johnny always looks beautiful. He is also extremely talented, but Johnny is an alcoholic and alcohol ruins men sexually. So, no, I wouldn’t want some.
    So, enjoy him, Amber.

  45. xoxokaligrl says:

    He looks constipated.

  46. VioletCrumble says:

    Hmmm… I dunno, he’s looking positively…..average.

  47. Jade says:

    to bad he doesn’t look like this all the time. he looks good without the dumb scarfs and cleaned up. yeah I would hit that.

  48. Trashaddict says:

    Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang! Zipless F&^%.
    Except without the cigarettes.