I love Emilia Clarke, who plays the Khaleesi (Mother of Dragons) on Game of Thrones. She’s a tiny little thing, and she seriously kicks so much ass. But I’m starting to worry about Emilia. I’m worried that she doesn’t have any kind of Douche Radar. She dated Seth Macfarlane for half a year or something. And while Seth is creative and interesting and his talent is debatable (I mean that in a nice way), I think we can all agree that the douche is strong with Seth, regardless of his talent. But Seth and Emilia are over, and they’ve been over for a few months. Seth has already moved on (he reportedly moved on when he was still WITH Emilia, so…) with Charlize Theron. So Emilia was in the market for a new boyfriend. And she may have found one in… James Franco!

James Franco was seen squiring sexy “Game of Thrones” star Emilia Clarke around Randalls Island Saturday afternoon during the Frieze art fair.

Said a spy of Franco and Seth MacFarlane’s ex, “They were looking quite friendly!”

[From Page Six]

Nooooooo. Khaleesi, NO! She doesn’t have a Douche Radar, does she? Some girls don’t. Funny, the first person that popped into my head when I wrote that was Kourtney Kardashian. James Franco = Scott Disick? No, it’s not that bad. James Franco has some positive attributes, but really, I imagine that “dating Franco” is a waste of time because he’s so busy jerking himself off literally and figuratively.

But! There’s a chance this could have been business, or business-pleasure mixing. A few months ago, Emilia signed on to star in Franco’s “latest directorial effort” which is an adaptation of Andre Dubus III’s The Garden of Last Days. Emilia will be playing “a stripper who brings her 3-year-old daughter to work.” Good God!!!!!!!!!!! Dear Emilia: I would prefer it if you just boned Franco and lacked a Douche Radar rather than seeing you play a stripper in some budget Franco-directed ART FILM.

Photos courtesy of WENN.