Chris Noth, 59, goes shirtless & mustached in Hawaii: would you hit it?

Like seemingly every other celebrity, Chris Noth was in Hawaii for the holiday weekend. Chris was spotted in Maui, taking a dip in the ocean and handling some snorkel gear. Obviously, Chris no longer has an obligation to “keep it tight” as some kind of Mr. Big heartthrob. The man is 58 years old! So I don’t really mind the gut. I take it as Chris being a man with a large appetite and lust for life. Besides, beyond the spare tire, he’s in pretty decent shape for a man his age. I guess my problem is with the ‘stache. That thing is hideous!

I was in and out of The Good Wife this past season – I think I’ve seen about half of the season in no particular order. SPOILERS: will Chris Noth still be featured so heavily now that Peter Florrick is governor of Illinois? Will Alicia have to move to the governor’s mansion? You know what I liked about the finale? I liked that the big cliffhanger wasn’t about Alicia’s love life at all. She seemed content that Peter won, and I guess we’re being set up to believe that Alicia and Peter are pretty much going to reunite in some significant way, despite her makeout session with Will. I liked that the cliffhanger was about Alicia’s career. I’ve been thinking about it and this probably IS the best time for Alicia to build something from the ground up and become Diane to Cary’s Will. I liked that storyline a lot. And even though I think Peter is such a sleaze, I love Chris Noth on the show. He’s wonderful, and I hope he continues to show up in lots of episodes.

So, would I hit it? Probably not. But if he shaved the ‘stache and he was wearing a nice suit or something… yeah, probably.

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  1. Miss so and so says:

    not anymore! 20 years ago …. yummy

  2. Hipocricy says:

    I wouldn’t but he is 59. He gets a pass

    • RocketMerry says:

      Well, if I were closer to his age, I would.
      He seems like a nice man, polite and even sweet, and he IS very good looking.
      I just don’t feel attracted to guys that are more than 10 years senior to me, but I can have a sort of quite and warm admiration for them and he certainly get that 🙂

  3. Greenie says:

    No. Not even when he was on SATC.

  4. Kate says:

    I saw him in person about 5 or 6 years ago and I did a double-take, he was so handsome. And I flat-out thought he was UGLY before then when I saw him on Law & Order and in Sex and the City. The camera really does not do him justice. But I’d probably not do him. That mustache…

  5. brin says:

    He will always be Mr. Big(ger)to me.

    • Liv says:

      Mr. Big can never do wrong! 😉

    • littlestar says:

      Lol, I loved him as Mr. Big too! But he’s actually really really good on the Good Wife. I’m actually torn between wanting Alicia to stay with Peter or to get back together with Will lol.

    • Bored suburbanhousewife says:

      I love him as Logan, Big, AND Peter Florrick.

      He is the only contemporary actor who reminds me of Cary Grant for one thing.

      Disagree Peter in his post scandals reformed state is a “sleaze” and actually, Will Gardner is sleaze personified. Never found the love triangle between Peter, Alicia and Will remotely convincing. Josh Charles can’t compete with Chris Noth in the looks,charm and suaveness category.

      But I HATE the mustache and facial hair!

  6. TG says:

    I would hit it. But I did laugh on the SATCHEL movie when Carrie and Big are in bed in one of the early scenes and you can totally see that muscles have been spray painted onto his stomach. Too funny.

  7. Aiobhan says:

    I don’t mind the gut at all as I have always had a slight crush on Vince Vaughn and he has had a gut for years, so I would hit it. But I do not like mustaches at all so maybe I would hit it with a paper bag on his head, or just make him shave it beforehand.

  8. Shelley says:

    If he lost the paunch..then YES PLEASE. He is so handsome. I would date him as my sugar daddy…lol

  9. smee says:

    Ya know, it’s one thing for the paps to take pix of Olivia Wilde coming out of the water bc she let them know when/where and it’s part of her job as a “hot Hollywood actress”. But, to me, it’s obnoxious of the paps to be taking candid (and unflattering) pix of people on vacation, even if they’re famous, if they’re not actively seeking that stuff out. There is a difference.

    For 59 he doesn’t look horrid. It would have been nicer if they let him pose in a shirt later. It just seems mean and intrusive. (and obvsly, it’s not just him they do it to)

  10. Annie says:

    At my age I find pouches like his cute. I’ll take him!

    • Pam Emmons says:

      Me too! I love his ‘pot belly’ and what’s really cool about him is he is not afraid to show his body (has quite the cute bare butt) and he really doesn’t care what other’s think about him. Personally I don’t care much 4 fake looking guys with perfect six-packs, looks phony and overdone. Chris is a big boy (not overweight, but not too skinny-I like my men meaty-he looks like the type of guy who could protect you. And he’s tall, too-funny with a sweet personality I have read. He could lose the stache, don’t mind the gray hair (although I prefer it dark) He looks like a fun guy to be around, so handsome and so sexy-it takes ALOT more than a 6-pack to be physically appealing, and Chris exudes so much charm & sex appeal that you hardly notice his gut, which isn’t that noticeable-there are way too many other attractive features about him, gorgeous eyes, that killer grin, sexy voice that those types of little things are overlooked. Chris is a DILF!! I’d have this middle-aged hottie ANY day of the week! He’s Yummy! LOVE him:)

  11. Dawn says:

    Yes I would hit it. He looks great for almost 60. Everyone ages people and he looks great for his age. I hate the stache however so I would have him shave. I loved him as Logan on L&O and never thought they really replaced him.

    • Claire Renee says:

      +1 Loved Mike Logan. As I am nearly 54 and my hubby is 60….even with the paunch he doesn’t look bad at all to me.

    • Pam Emmons says:

      Heck YES I would ‘hit it’ -I have always found him to be attractive and sexy, he is an incredibly gorgeous man, and his gut doesn’t bother me one single bit-actually I prefer men who look REAL, and Chris proves that you don’t have to have a ‘perfect’ six-pack to be appealing-I personally think he’s super HOTT and wouldn’t pass up a roll in the sack with him, if I was given the chance *wink* I have always been attracted to very good-looking older hotties like Chris, and personally (besides the stache) I think he looks SMOKIN’ for his age (he’s 58, not 59 yet, will be in November) And yes, he’s old enough to be my dad by 20 years (I’m 38) but would have him, regardless-the man is so FINE! Chris has always had a little tummy, even back in his Law & Order days which I attribute to his wild side, drinking/partying, etc. I will say that in my personal opinion, he does look better clean shaven, dark hair-but he radiates so much charm & sex appeal those little things don’t matter to me. Gray hair is sexy to me anyway (my ex was all gray by 35) and Chris is so masculine and distinguished looking that I could ignore the facial hair. He’s delicious 4 his age, so yeah, would definitely hit that!:) Tara is a lucky lady!!…LOVE Chris/Logan/Big Yummy!:) Chris Noth is HOT

  12. RHONYC says:


    • LAK says:


      That’s not a gut given his overall size. He isn’t a small man, it could have been worse. It could be as big as the one on Flavio Briatore (Heidi Klum’s baby daddy).

      • Green Eyes says:

        LOL you read my mind!! He is still and always will be Mr. Big & to me closest there is to Cary Grant (my childhood crush). Always had a thing for older guys, even married one. 🙂

    • littlestar says:

      Lol love it! I think he looks pretty darn sexy for 59. But I’ve always have a thing for bigger/taller men :).

  13. Mitch Buchanan Rocks! says:

    At first I thought this was Tom Selleck – and was glad he got the ‘stache back.

  14. Yelly says:

    Hmm, I’ll pass. He did look very dapper in those suits on SATC.

  15. Nev says:


  16. GeeMoney says:

    He looks good for 59. I’d throw him some…

  17. Joanna says:

    his face reminds me of my dad so nope

  18. janie says:

    In a New York minute!! He just gets better!

  19. Lizzy1013 says:

    The mustache isn’t so bad. But the flavor savor is grosssss!

  20. Sumodo1 says:

    Chris looks like the guys who hit on me (I am 56)on “Plenty of Fish dot com”

  21. Jules says:

    This is BIG, ladies…ok, he needs some hair dye and to lose the stache. But other than that, he looks fine.

  22. Anne De Vries says:

    with a restraining order maybe..

  23. lady mary. says:

    Anytime time baby!i just came across his twitter for the first time ,HURRAH!,OOGLING AT THIS SEXY BEAST NOW

  24. dahlianoir says:

    He looks fine for his age, but the stache doesn’t do him justice. I’m in a middle of a Good wife marathon and damn, he sure rocks the suits!

  25. Marion says:

    Would you hit it?

    NO WAY!

  26. Emily says:

    He’s only 2 years younger than my father. No, I would not, and the thought is nausea-inducing.

  27. dunzo says:

    No. Never found him attractive, even in his SATC days.

  28. Alexandra says:

    Oh yes I would, sideways, on top…

  29. Stacia says:

    Hell’s NO!

  30. Denise says:

    Is that a serious question?

  31. crtb says:

    For a man who is almost 60, I think he looks fine. People need to stop expecting humans to look the same as they did 30 years ago. Getting older doesn’t equal unatractive. It just means different.

  32. Ada says:

    Absolutely not unless I could choose the clinic for him to get tested. Man’s got quite a rep and not just as an actor.

  33. Mal says:

    Always and forever, yes. Even with the terrible facial hair.

  34. L says:

    He’s older than my parents so no, but he looks good for his age (I think?) and if I was closer to his age I would. Maybe.

  35. Lexi says:

    Nope i wouldnt, i never would of, he does nothing for me

  36. Onyx XV says:

    Aw, he looks so perturbed to have his privacy invaded! But no, I wouldn’t.