Katy Perry took John Mayer back because ‘nothing can match their connection’

Katy Perry

These are photos of Katy Perry on the set of Comedy Central’s “Kroll Show,” because I guess she’s a comedienne now. Doesn’t her body look fantastic in this top and skirt though? As much as Katy’s obnoxious desire to edge her way into acting gets on my head, I have to admit that she’s so damn pretty, and she seems like a pretty nice person underneath all of that glitz and makeup.

A few days ago, we reported that Katy had made the grave mistake of taking John Mayer back for a third round of lovin,’ and I think most of you were equally revolted yet not surprised at all. Katy seems to love “a challenge,” and that’s a diplomatic way to describe a relationship with John. Now Us Weekly is confirming that they are back together, and it’s all thanks to her good friends, Allison Williams and Ricky Van Veen. Here are the details:

Katy Perry

Ever the gracious hostess, Katy Perry didn’t flinch when friends Allison Williams and Ricky Van Veen asked to bring an extra pal to her Memorial Day barbeque. No matter that the plus-one was Perry’s ex-boyfriend John Mayer. “Katy said it was fine,” says a source. After all, she and Mayer had casually kept in touch since their March split. But when Mayer arrived at her Hollywood Hills home May 27, “Things just clicked between them,” says another Perry friend. Indeed, they talked and laughed so much that Mayer was the last guest to leave … the next morning.

Yes, the “Hot N Cold” singer, 28, is heating up once more with mayer, 35. Though they ended their romance in March, “they’re testing the waters again,” says a Mayer source. The two have much to be cautious about, considering their eight-month romance was plagued with headaches. Sources say she partied too much for him, while she found him condescending. And though the Mayer pal insists the two are not “boyfriend-girlfriend,” her firends worry the serial heartbreaker will revert to his old ways. “John has a bad reputation,” says an insider. “But Katy does what Katy wants.”

When Perry and Mayer reconnected at her party, sources say, they both realized what they’d been missing. “There’s nothing that can match the connection between them,” continues the friend. “You can’t explain it. They know a lot of he same people and have the same oddball sense of humor.” Not to mention a love of music. “She loves when he plays guitar,” says a Mayer source. “She’s like a little fan then!”

Her friends only hope Perry, who split from husband Russell Brand, 37, seven months before dating Mayer, doens’t become too doe-eyed since her breakup with the musician took an emotional toll on her. Says an insider, “Katy was upset.” Perhaps for that reason, Perry is proceeding with caution. “She isn’t looking for anything serious,” says the friend. Neither is Mayer, who kicks off an international tour in July. Still, says the Perry pal, “I wouldn’t put it past Katy to see him on the road.” Cue the fireworks!

[From Us Weekly, print edition, June 17, 2013]

Oh, I’d love to observe “the connection” that can match no other in person. I bet it involves John staring at Katy’s rack and her thinking, “Awww, he’s really changed. He’s so sweet.” This will end in disaster, and everyone knows it. John definitely knows it, and I hope Katy realizes it too. Sadly, I don’t think she’d waste her time if she didn’t think there was some sort of future there. Right?

Katy Perry

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  1. Kate says:

    Russell Brand >>>>>>>> John Mayer

  2. marie says:

    aww honey, buy the disposable douches. you get to throw it away once you’re done.

    • Kay says:

      Ha!

    • RHONYC says:

      now by ‘disposable douches’ you were referring to her choices in dudes, right? :mrgreen:

    • Hakura says:

      @Marie – Brilliant. A burning snark I’ve actually never heard before. I may have to borrow it elsewhere at some point >=3 All credit will be given, of course.

  3. kct says:

    Whatever the dude does must be some pretty powerful stuff. This seems to happen with most of the women he is with.

    She looks so much better when she keeps a simpler look and I think this started when she was with him.

    • Anna-fo-Fanna says:

      YES. I always, always think this. He must f*ck like a rockstar, otherwise, I just don’t get it at all.

  4. QQ says:

    She needs Gfs to set her straight, a self Esteem and new dick. This Clammy douche cant be the best a Millionairess with a cute body can do, srly cut It Out

  5. ladybert62 says:

    I dont know which is more horrible – her dress or his blue velvet outfit.

    She just seems dumb to me – maybe that is why she likes Mayer – he also seems dumb to me! ha ha

  6. Feisty says:

    The quote “She’s like a little fan then!” about listening to him play the guitar makes me want to vomit and/or hit someone. Not sure why, pretty sure it has something to do with sounding patronizing. And I despise John Mayer.

  7. Persephoneo says:

    I hope they can stay together forever and keep their gross douchiness contained and therefore not contaminate others.

  8. Meaghan says:

    I think he’s a maniac in bed, that is the ONLY explanation

  9. Hautie says:

    Being dickmatized is a b*tch. And Katy seems to have a fatal case of it.

    I guess Mayer could not find anyone else to shag him this Summer. So he went back for thirds.

    So can we start the count down, to when he stops returning her calls.

    • the real mccoy says:

      I like that word “d*ckmatized” LMAO!
      He has to have diamond dust sprinkled on it.

  10. RHONYC says:

    “These are photos of Katy Perry on the set of Comedy Central’s “Kroll Show,”

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

    my man & i were just praying to the comedy gods that Kroll would be coming back for a 2nd season. it is sooooo our crack!

    “imma bounze u outta dis houzz ghouzz” 😆

  11. Dedrie says:

    Both so full of literally see and hear BS no other letters from the alphabet of another BS lover will do..

  12. ZigZagZoey says:

    Well, she was IDIOT enough to actually marry Russel Brand while her career was taking off at hyperspeed and she thought it was a good idea at the time…..
    DUMBASS
    She is obviously a total idiot when it comes to love and reality.

  13. Beatriz says:

    And by “connection” I’m guessing they mean “great sex.”

  14. Tia says:

    I dont think she is especially pretty, she is an average girl next door type who looks good when made up by professional make up artists and stylists but she is not some great beauty. Pics of her without make up has proven that she is entirely average.
    As for John mayer, i think they are perfect together, Both are douches. I dont feel sorry for either.

  15. BooBooLaRue says:

    Wait! Once is an event. Twice is a coincidence. Thrice is a pattern. . .

  16. lori says:

    This might be much, but at least she didn’t rebound with Valderamma? That’s something right?

  17. Ginger says:

    I agree, he must be hot in bed because how in the world does he land some of the most gorgeous celebrity women? I haven’t heard much but I know he is notorious for kiss and tell…has he said anything about Katy publicly? I think the “connection” is probably sexual not all the B.S. about a sense of humor…give me a break!

  18. nancypants says:

    Damn, I hate him. Is that wrong?

    I understand that he is an ARTIST and is very talented when it comes to the guitar but I just hate him and although I HATE most of her music, Wide Awake, is the best song she’s ever recorded and she should stick to that type of music which showed-off her abilities and he’s not all that young anymore and did I mention I kind of hate him?

    On the other hand, she seems to be attracted to bad guys.

    They both need to grow the f**k up and pull their sh*t together.

    She is going to end-up like Monroe and he’s going to end-up like Sheen.
    Well, I suppose that’s a life choice.

  19. Kate says:

    Why does this guy always look like Edward Scissorhands.

  20. dunzo says:

    I still can’t get why Russell married her. He’s far fom being perfect for sure, I find him sometimes annoying, but he’s a very interesting guy. He’s witty, charming, quirky and fun, and obvisouly very good looking. Katy is a cute girl, but is talentless and seems so dumb and one dimensionnal. I think Mayer is a better match for her, they must have so much in common (aka sex and.. sex)

    • Ella says:

      As a big fan of Russell, it always baffled me when they were together. I tried to give her the benefit of the doubt and assume there must be something more to her if he married her, but every time she opened her mouth I’d cringe (whether it was to sing or talk). Russell was obviously light years ahead of her in terms of intellect and general knowledge of the world. I gather from various quotes of Russell’s, as well as other things I’ve read about KP over the years, that in real life she is feisty and outgoing and always up for a laugh, despite maybe not being the most intellectual person. So I guess that is what he saw in her, aside from the obvious. But over time, fun and physical attraction isn’t enough to sustain a marriage between two people who are so different.

      • dunzo says:

        yeah.. I guess she was kinda “entertaining”. But he seems to be more mature now, hope he’ll make smarter dating choices.

      • whateveryouwantittobe says:

        I’ve come to the conclusion that Russell is just overly wordy. I was watching an interview with him and to be honest it felt like he was just using his vocabulary to give the illusion he was saying something profound.

  21. Hakura says:

    It disgusts me NO end that I like this guy’s first & second albums SO much. I fought with myself endlessly about whether or not to delete them from my playlist when I found out what a complete ass he is.

    It took seeing his racist comments to finally erase them into oblivion.