Fiennes’ homely stewardess tells all


The Australian Qantas airline stewardess whose father said her colleagues were just jealous of her for an alleged mid-flight bathroom tryst with actor Ralph Fiennes has changed her story and now admits to an unhygienic shag with the dirty Brit.

Lisa Robertson told friends she was a big fan of the British actor and found herself luring him to the cubicle.

But they apparently shared more than a 15-minute fling at 35,000ft.

Miss Robertson claims they went on to share a passionate night in a Mumbai hotel – at the star’s invitation.

The Australian stewardess has told friends she recognised Fiennes, 44, as he soon as he settled into his business class seat, 2K, for the nine-hour flight from Darwin.

‘I’ve always fancied him and to see him on my flight was a real thrill,’ she told them.

Later she allowed him to break aircraft rules by sitting beside her on the crew jump seat, which is used during their break.

After chatting together, there was, she has admitted, a lot of ‘body language’ between them and even the odd kiss or two.

She gave him her phone number. Finally she decided to take matters into her own hands.

‘I just stood up, reached down for his hand and told him to follow me,’ she told friends.

‘We went into the toilet and locked the door and off came much of our clothes.’

She said they then had passionate and apparently unprotected sex.

Other crew members, more than a little suspicious, waited outside the door and later reported her to airline bosses.

Miss Robertson, 38, told friends she was so overwhelmed with the moment that she did not care who was listening, what they saw or what they assumed had been going on.

After Robertson’s flight landed in Mumbai she received a call from Fiennes and was summoned to his hotel for some more sex sessions, and this time the randy actor used a condom.

Fiennes was ironically in India on behalf of the UN for an HIV/AIDS awareness campaign that emphasized safe sex. At least he practiced it 50% of the time with Robertson.

Robertson has been suspended from her job at Qantas pending an investigation into the incident. A former undercover police officer who often posed as a drug addict, Robertson seems to enjoy taking risks in her line of work.

At first she claimed that Fiennes lured her into the bathroom, where she resisted his advances, but she’s now cashing in on her story and it looks like she needs the money. She was over 1/2 million in debt when she declared bankruptcy in 2004.

Judging by her (hopefully old) mall bangs picture in the Daily Mail, she is prettier “than a hatful of arseholes” to use her father’s colorful language, but just barely. If that’s the picture she gave out to the press I wonder what she looks like now.

Pictures from News.Com.Au, The Columbian Dispatch and The Daily Mail.

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  1. gg says:

    Good Griefus! I’m sure the crew knew exactly what was going on because that bathroom would smell rather piscine.

    Reminds me of the time Puff the Magic Diddly did ads demanding people register and vote and I heard he wasn’t registered himself for the election.

  2. Loob says:

    Fiennes must have been hammered!

  3. bereagirl says:

    She isn’t very cute. I’m a little surprised he did that.

  4. kikistar says:

    He must have big needs…To do that IN A PLANE and with THAT.

  5. Gayle says:

    She may have handed out the old picture because she used to an undercover officer and doesn’t want any recent pictures getting out in case someone’s pissed at an arrest and conviction and wants to retaliate.

    Actually, she’s pretty stupid for giving out any picture at all, given her work background.

  6. Viv says:

    That’s what I was thinking too Gayle; such poor decisions.

  7. im tired of drag queens. says:

    dang. i just don’t know what to say.
    this is all some wrong wrong tmi.

    (the world is just getting smaller and smaller, no wonder people are feeling paranoid. big brother is watching. anyone with a cellphone could take a pic of you scratching your ass, or walking outside that one day youre feeling ill and have no makeup on. im speechless.)

  8. vdantev says:

    Nothing better than drunken airplane bathroom sex.