Last week, I wrote a story which very few of you cared about. Which was weird, because it was interesting (to me, at least). Kris Jenner seemed to be telling people that she wanted (and Kim wanted) North West’s first baby photos to be shown on Kris’s talk show, which debuts two weeks from now. It seemed like Kim was still debating the wisdom of that, while Kanye was just flat-out opposed to it. To be fair to Kanye, he views himself as the top of the artist heap, and I would imagine that if Kanye is going to allow his daughter to be photographed for a magazine, it’s going to be, like, Mario Testino or Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair. Well, it looks like Kanye might have gotten his way:

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s baby daughter North West won’t be unveiled on Kris Jenner’s upcoming talk show … despite reports to the contrary.

Sources close to the Kardashian fam tell TMZ, Kim is planning a first look with N.W. in a photo shoot. She hasn’t accepted an offer yet, but we’re told at least one magazine has offered North of $2 mil. We’re told the proceeds will go to charity.

Interesting … a baby reveal on Kris’ new show could be a ratings bonanza, but it’s not gonna happen.

In fact … we’re told Kim is so averse to exploiting her baby — she doesn’t even plan to show North West on “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” next season. We’re guessing Kanye had something to do with that decision.

We’ll believe it when we see it.

[From TMZ]

Kim always claimed she donated her wedding gifts to charity too, although I don’t think that really happened. So, even though there’s a rumor she’ll donate the money to charity, I doubt she’ll ever get around to it. But other than that, I believe this story. Kim probably wants to just do a People Mag photoshoot, while Kanye wants something more artsy, and Kris is freaking out.

Meanwhile, Tracy Anderson gave an interview about Kim’s post-baby body and stuff, because of course we have to talk about this just a few weeks after a woman gave birth. Jesus. I mean, YEEZUS.

Kim Kardashian doesn’t do anything halfway. At the moment, all of her attention is focused on getting to know her newborn daughter, North, whom she and boyfriend Kanye West welcomed into the world on June 15. Losing the baby weight is far from a priority, but when the time is right, she has a plan to get her body back — and more than enough drive and determination to see it through, celeb trainer Tracy Anderson tells Us Weekly exclusively.

Anderson — who has a successful post-pregnancy workout DVD, as well as a series of DVDs to help women stay active during their pregnancies — is personally devising an exercise program to help the 32-year-old reality star bounce back after baby. And though neither she nor Kardashian wants to rush the process, they’re both excited to get to work.

“It’s a tough time, and a lot of women feel like it’s a huge mountain to climb to get back, but Kim, surprisingly, has had the totally opposite reaction to other moms,” Anderson tells Us. “She’s like, ‘We’re going to be so good. It’s fun, I feel great!’ She just loves the whole process. From our talks during her pregnancy, I thought she was going to be really concerned [about her weight] once the baby was out, but she’s just not…She’s in baby heaven. She’s excited to get started, but she’s really calm about it all.”

Anderson — whose other celeb clients include Gwyneth Paltrow, Jennifer Lopez, Bethenny Frankel, and Shiri Appleby — says she won’t actually start working out with Kardashian until five weeks after baby North’s birth. But she’s already mapping out a routine.

“It will definitely be lots of muscular structure…In the beginning, it’s key getting the deep abdominal muscles back and making sure that you get the strength back in the right layers,” she explains, noting that Kardashian’s program will include exercises tailor-made for her body and her preferences. “She’s not going to be doing any typical crunches or anything like that.”

The plan, Anderson says, is to start with four-day-a-week workouts and then gradually increase to five or six days. “She promised me she would be the best student ever, and I promised her that I would do it personally for her, that I would go to her myself and get her back,” she tells Us. (The fitness guru doesn’t typically train celebs herself, but she’s making an exception in Kardashian’s case.)

“Kim is super motivated. She’s all in,” Anderson says. “Pregnancy is actually an opportunity for women to look better than ever. And [Kim] will.”

[From Us Weekly]

You can tell that Tracy is just itching to complain about Kim’s body. This is a woman who bitched about her clients’ “disaster bodies” and complained that too many women use pregnancy as an excuse “to let their bodies go”. When she met Gwyneth for the first time, she pulled off Goop’s pants and told her to her face that she looked terrible. So, yeah… Kim is in for a rough ride. Maybe Kim should just hire Gunnar Peterson or something?

Photos courtesy of Kim’s Instagram.