Pete Wentz thinks Ashlee is a Train Wreck


There’s good Pete Wentz news for young Rumer Willis (recently spotting getting suspicious night club neck rubs from the Fall Out Boy Toy) that the NY Post seems to think is bad news for Ashlee Simpson

UNFORTUNATELY for Ashlee Simpson, holding hands and making out on a regular basis with Pete Wentz still won’t make you his girlfriend.

Wentz seems to be developing a taste for not going out with the ancilliary branches of showbiz families major and minor. While the thick jawed Rumer is from a more noble lineage the resculpted Ashlee has actually had both shows and scandals of her own. On this very low budget Price is Right which curtain will he pick. Turns out he’s not that into game shows. Why buy the cow when the prozac laced milk is so cheap.

Wentz insists the two are not an item and told Rolling Stone, “Maybe in a different universe, we’d be some hot couple, but not in this one.” Wentz even goes as far as to take a veiled swipe at his close “friend,” saying, “I’m attracted to creative people and train wrecks, and there’s no shortage of that in Los Angeles.”

Its hard to think who is more deserving of getting to borrow Wentz’s eyeliner. There’s a rough old case of pink eye in some lucky girls future.

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  1. anyhooo says:

    bla. pffffft. what?

  2. okay.... says:

    He’s a nasty little troll-

  3. noh-uhn says:

    No way! I think he is cute as hell!

  4. aneurysm says:

    why’s he famous? his band sucks & he isn’t even good looking?

  5. Cupcake says:

    Can you say “Overrated” boys and girls? Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy their music but this tool is being built into some media darling that he’s just not. I’m not impressed.

  6. eww! says:

    Her hair and face look oily…EWW! Go take a shower and wash that stringy hair.

  7. Sarah says:

    I think they are kinda cute together.

  8. Danielle says:

    Only bitches talk shit.
    And the only bitch we should be talking shit about is Ashlee Simpson…

  9. tonail says:

    wow you guys are a bunch of ass holes he is entitled to like who ever, ya i hate ashlee just as mush as the next person but im not gonna dis pete hes kool and his band

  10. Someone says:

    why’s he famous? his band sucks & he isn’t even good looking?
    aneurysm | 02.23.07 – 3:24 am | # ]

    Some one who agrees with me. My school is full of girls who go ‘oh my god F.O.B is so cool. I mean, out of the 30 songs they’ve done I’ve only like exactly 4. AND they are all NOT hot, cute, or good looking.

  11. Tina says:

    Has Pete and Ashlee been dating?
    Is he dating anyone atm?

  12. Sasha says:

    Excuse me but pete said he liked trainwrecks in general. he never said that he though Ashlee was a tranwreck. This is the most stupidest thing I have read in a while. And just a little heads up, that pic is old. Its from September. Things have changed since Septembers.

  13. Tiffany says:

    petes TOO cute for ashlee anyways.

  14. britt says:

    IDK, I think pete is good looking, but truthfully, he isn’t one to talk b/c he is a train wreck.

  15. Girlygrrl says:

    When will this guy just shut up? Another unattractive overrated publicity whore. Just make your mediocre music and be happy to have a career Pete.

  16. me!!!! says:

    god you people are so gay get a life and stop dissin people i realy think pete is hot and fob music rocks and i dont realy care if people hate it because i know loadz more whho love it!!!!!
    i think they are realy talanted!!!
    fob rock!!!

  17. Jacquio says:

    Hahahahaa! My my, God why do these celebrities insist upon themselves, God Ashlee Simpson is a bigger wreck than her sister. And just to let you know that photo was taken aaaagggeesss ago, God ashlee simpson doesnt have blonde hair!?! And where do i start on peter wentz? HE AINT EVEN THE FRONT MAN OF F.O.B. And yet in every photoshoot of them ive seen him at the front instead of the acctual singer. All he is.,Is some media whore.

  18. Fobsbiggestfan says:

    What the fuck?!? Pete is soooooooooooooo hott and sexy and their music roxs, and Ashlee Simpson? more like AssHole Simpson.

  19. blah! says:

    Ashlee simpson is a ass hole but pete is intitled to like who ever he wants to! i think FOB is the best band they rock!!!

  20. Ashly says:

    ashlee is pretty but she needs to understand the fact that they r not goin out and pete wentz is way to sexy 4 her any way

  21. Myself says:

    He is beyond attractive, and talented, too. For some reason I just love him. I don’t listen to his band much, and I don’t usually like the “black eyeliner” style, but, still. I think Ashlee’s okay.