Jennifer Aniston’s stripper diet: ‘On a cheat day I had to have a kale chip’

We’re probably going to have a Jennifer Aniston post once a day (or more) for the next few weeks, so I have a special project for all of pro-Aniston and the anti-Aniston people: please just take a breath before you start attacking each other or me. It’s not my fault that Jennifer is promoting We’re the Millers. It’s not my fault that she’s shooting a film in NYC and the paparazzi are camped out by her trailer. It’s also not my fault that she keeps saying dumb shiz.

Anyway, the header photo is a production still from We’re the Millers. Aniston plays a stripper who is masquerading as a middle-aged mom so that she can help her neighbor/strip club customer move an RV full of marijuana across the border. It’s a comedy. I have to say that. Because that description actually made it sound like a drama. Since the film is a comedy, Jennifer is seen in various stages of undress and in various stripper costumes in the film. So everyone (re: no one) wants to know how she prepared for her “stripper” scenes:

Kale – and lots of it. That’s how Jennifer Aniston got in shape for her role as a stripper in her new movie, We’re the Millers.

The 44-year-old, who wears nothing but a bra and panties for one scene, says that she put herself on a strict diet.

“I did eat that day,” she tells Access Hollywood about filming her underwear scene. “I was on a very like, you know, greens and vegetables and lean proteins and kale.”

And she was so serious about looking her best that she didn’t even treat herself to a single potato chip or bite of a cupcake.

“When I really wanted to have a cheat day I had to have a kale chip,” she admits.

And when she did finally strip down, Aniston made sure that her “kibbles and bits” were covered up.

“There was some major strapping and organizing,” she admits. “I had no taping. I really just doubled my bras. I had a thong and then two pairs of underwear. Why I thought that was going to help protect anything is beyond me.”

[From People]

So, basically she just ate what she always eats and she stuck to her diet and her workout program as usual. I would find this more interesting if she actually said “I didn’t want to look bloated at all so I had to give up margaritas for two whole weeks. It was really difficult.” Because that’s what’s amazing to me – that Jennifer can “partake” in her recreational substances so frequently and still have a toned and un-bloated body regularly. Maybe this is what we would all look like if we only consumed margaritas and kale chips. Ugh.

Here are some photos of Jennifer yesterday in NYC:

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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  1. lem says:

    maybe she doesn’t look like a boozehound b/c she actually doesn’t partake in booze as often as you’d like to think she does? just a thought.

    • Gina says:

      Shhh! It’s much more fun picturing her as a lush, even if it’s based on nothing.

      Wish she’d ditch those sunglasses though, they are not flattering her face at all.

      • FLORC says:

        Lush is a bit strong for her, but thinking Aniston is a frequent enjoyer of alcohol is not a stretch. She’s often seen drinking margaritas, vodka tonics, vodka neat, and wine. The woman works out, smokes, and eats chicken salads continuously so that she can take in these empty calories and look like this. I’d say it’s fair to assume she probably drinks more than m of us here. If she’s with her friends or on vacation she’s drinking. And she’s almost always with friends or on vacation when not on a set.

      • Holt says:

        Aniston no longer smokes which, is why she has gained the weight the JP fans constantly criticize her for… Just sayin!

      • lisa2 says:

        @Holt

        you mean the way the Aniston fans constantly criticize Angelina for being thin???

        just sayin…

      • Iggie says:

        Aniston re-started smoking a year ago, a pap caught her. Jus saying.

      • Holt says:

        Really, Iggie? Please provide the link to said photo.

      • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

        I think that her voice also sounds like she’s a little tipsy on a regular day. I don’t know how to describe it but the way she talks, the way she says her words sounds like she’s a little drunk. She sounds a little slurry in her normal voice, I think. Like I think I can tell between when she is actually tipsy because her words slur a lot more, but that my opinion.

      • Lauraq says:

        Iggie, just to play devil’s advocate here, I quit smoking 5 years ago, but occasionally when I’m drinking or stressed I’ll have a cigarette. I can go months without thinking about them and then have one and then go months again. I’m not recommending this as even one cigarette is terrible for your body, but being photographed smoking once doesn’t mean she’s smoking regularly again.

    • Betty says:

      She also does seem to gain weight in her middle from time to time, like when she first started dating Justin. I think the stomach bloat keeps the pregnancy rumors going. However, I do think she was bragging when she pointed out that she ate the day of the strip scene, since so many other celebs–from Rihanna to Gaga–admit to starving on days when they have to be shot/photographed practically nude. She’s basically saying, “I’m so gangsta that I can have a meal and still look fly in the buff.” That said, I’m not advocating that anyone starve for such a scene.

      • maria says:

        yes, i always had the flattest board tummy until peri menopause hit..damn estrogen fluctations… that was about 43 years old or so. No matter what, a ‘menipot’ as I’ve heard it called…is just another lovely part of getting older and hormone shifts..it’s not fat, per se, just a bloated looked tummy.. like before a period, but almost all the time. ugh…

      • Mia says:

        Yep. I totally agree.

      • jwoolman says:

        But she listed what she ate that day, and it sounds like food that wouldn’t make her bloat. That can be very individual, but non-starchy veggies probably are non-bloating for most. Dunno about lean meat. By now I’m sure she knows exactly what different foods do to her and schedules accordingly, just as I eat more carefully under a deadline but let loose once the pressure is off.

    • Andrew says:

      Lem-Agreed. Also everyone’s body is different. I can eat anything all the time and not gain squat. My dad is the same way, just more muscular. My sis is also the same way… When she was pregnant she seriously pretty much gained nothing extra. Yeah she’s annoying me with her marriage stuff, but Jen is just promoting her movie is all. And the movie looks funny to me.

      • Janet says:

        That was me until I hit 50. Then your metabolism drops precipitously and you don’t burn the calories as efficiently as you used to. I have to eat less just to maintain my weight, otherwise I’d have packed on 20 lbs.

    • Tanguerita says:

      +1

    • Hillla says:

      Her face is bloated enough and she has slurred her words at enough award shows to provide some proof of lots of alcohol.

      Her skin in those NYC pics looks really bad. Dried out.

      • Just Passing Through says:

        Every clip that I have seen shared on this site suggesting intoxication has been questionable, at best, IMO.

      • Tiffany :) says:

        I agree, Just Passing Through. What has been presented as damning evidence has always seemed pretty weak and a big stretch to me.

    • Annabelle says:

      ITA. Calling Jen out for her excessive drinking all the time is really unfair. She seems to like a good drink, but that doesn’t mean she’s falling down drunk all the time.

    • skuddles says:

      Not sure if she’s a lush or not but she does like to get pickled for awards shows.

    • Iggie says:

      Please, she looks like a boozehound because she is a boozehound. Anyone who regularly appears drunk and slurring at presentations clearly has a problem. And it shows it her skin.

      • lem says:

        that’s the point she made in the article though– she doesn’t look like a boozehound.

      • Sal says:

        No, the point is she loves herself so much she thinks she doesn’t look like a booze hound but she does.

  2. LB says:

    I’m sure she is happy with what she eats because she has always eaten that way. For myself, I don’t believe in depriving myself of anything.

    When I first started my plan to lose weight, I’d cut out everything I loved. I was miserable. Now it’s just everything in moderation. It made all the difference in the world to my mentality and motivation when I was not keeping things out of reach.

    Sort of OT but hearing about JA’s diet always makes me realize I could never do that, nor would I want to. Even if it got me a body as hot as hers.

  3. Claudia says:

    I love kale chips! Is this the food of the day? Write a third article mentioning kale and it’ll be a trifecta ;)

  4. HN says:

    Her face in that first picture. Fugly.

    • emmie_a says:

      …and the 2nd picture. She has a very masculine look.

    • lisa2 says:

      She is showing her age; and that pictures just proves it.

    • Sammi says:

      And her hair: it is really flat and stringy in the pictures. ugh.

    • Mia says:

      She’s always been a butterface.

    • Pandy says:

      That’s what I thought too – great body, but what guy is going to pay to see her onstage lol?? She’s looking a little too old to be believable as a stripper – unless she’s in some joint in Tijuana?

    • Camille (TheOriginal) says:

      Agree so much with the above ^. Her face is so plain/unattractive and that facial expression in the first photo- wtf?! She is the definition of UNsexy imo.

  5. emmie_a says:

    I think the results of her boozing show. There are a lot of pictures of her looking more doughy than others. And please, these stars spends thousands of dollars to maintain their looks so I’m sure she’s doing a lot more than greens and lean protein to keep her shape.

  6. Hautie says:

    Aniston does not annoy me. So I avoid these type of post like the plague, because of the hate filled rants.

    But dang it… I love the brown slip on sandals she has on. I have not had good luck finding cute normal looking sandals this Summer.

    • Mitch Buchanan Rocks! says:

      Those look like Rockports so maybe check them out?

      • UsedToBeLulu says:

        I’ve been stalking those sandals too. Unfortunately I did not see them @ Rockport. :(

    • thinkaboutit says:

      I know, I know! They are Matt Bernson. I have them and love them, among lots of other pairs from the collection. Comfy and reasonably priced too. They have a store in Tribeca but you can also get them online.

  7. epiphany says:

    The whole stripper in disguise thing, where she then has to prove she’s a real stripper, would have been so much funnier if she had played it screwball. like Lucille Ball, rather than trying to be legitimately sexy. Can you imagine? She’s the world’s worst stripper -that’s why she takes the job to be his fake wife, because she needs the money – then, to save them she has to do a strip tease – and is horrible at it! They have to run for their lives – anyway, I think it would have been better than her doing a real strip. I know Aniston would never have pitched it to the producer to play her character that way, because she wants to play a sexy character, not a goofy one, I just think it would have been funny; oh well!

    • Original Me says:

      That would have been so much better. JA looks awkward and uncomfortable in the stripper role.

    • Bijlee says:

      That is a good idea!

      • lrm says:

        I totally agree; I have long said that JA should have gone the route of comedic actresses/actors and honed her abilities in that area….b/c I think she is funny.
        Though, I have heard comedy is harder to do than serious roles…and she is not very talented as an actress….
        well, she is sitcom funny. And I think she should have continued on the funny track; she could be known for that rather than lame rom coms.

        Also, she looked so much better in her early years with curly brown hair. Sure she looked more ‘greek’ but cute. [supposedly, she tried to tone down her greek ethnic look for her career over the years].
        This hairstyle is now too long for her aging face.

        qualifier: I don’t hate her, nor am I a huge fan.

    • Camille (TheOriginal) says:

      Great idea! That would have been much more believable and actually possibly funny (with the right actress).

  8. Lulu86 says:

    Jennifer Aniston cannot do sexy to save her life. She just looks uncomfortable, not convincing at all, i don’t know if its because of playing lovable cutesy Rachel for 10 years but she does not pull it off.

    • Janet says:

      A movie critic did a commentary on the scene in Derailed where Aniston is trying to seduce someone on the train. He said Angelina could have nailed that scene in 1.5 seconds flat just by raising an eyebrow a bit, where as poor Jennifer just managed to look constipated.

  9. dvz says:

    There are a slew of “stories” if you can even call them that about this bore coming out. Why? Why? There is truly no “there, there” with her. A great body will only get you so far, and the menopause fairy is knocking on her door. Greek women (I know this from my own family history), go from hot to…umm lets’ just say not so hot on a dime when the hormone situation comes into play. THEN what is she going to trade in on?

  10. Badirene says:

    I thought she had a body double for some scenes? I thought I read it somewhere or am I being deluded again (it ain’t the first time)

  11. Barrett says:

    I’ve always thought she looks amazing. Great tone and legs. But lately she looks puffy to me. I am hoping its happy, I accept get older (a little bit), in love with Justin puffy. She used to look rock solid.

    • Cece says:

      I agree – in the last couple of years, her looks took a sudden downturn. Being in your 40s (and beyond) is like that. About every 5 years, you take a little downturn in terms of weight, wrinkles, thinning hair, etc., and then things are steady for awhile. And then 5 years later, another notch down…

      Not that she looks terrible – just showing her age, and doing it a bit suddenly.

      • ZigZagZoey says:

        Totally agree! It is so weird. People (okay…women) can look SO good for a really long time, then suddenly the age just HITS you. Right about 44 too. It SUCKS!
        Gravity is a BITCH.
        Can’t wait for it to hit J Lo.

      • Esmom says:

        That’s about right. I speak from experience as someone who’s in my mid 40s and adjusting my outlook on my appearance accordingly.

        At least Jen’s aging fairly naturally. I’m not saying she hasn’t had any procedures but at least she doesn’t look plastic and freakish like some of her peers.

      • pk says:

        I agree! My girlfriends and I are all around her age and she doesn’t look any better than we do. It’s from smoking and tanning.

      • BooBooLaRue says:

        Yup, it is natural aging and if she does drink a bit, even 2 or more a day, than she is wearing her body out. And ciggies will make you old.

  12. Christy says:

    Goop talks of having a stripper butt, well I will show her and everyone that I could be a stripper!! Actually looking at the photos I could see her in a club- that over 40 stripper that has just partied too hard and should give it up. Yeap she nailed it!

  13. Jayna says:

    I can’t wait to see this movie for some reason. I love the trailers. And I hate to say it, but Sudakis looks really funny in it.

  14. Micki says:

    She talks about her diat as if she had a dramatic change in her eating habits.
    Hope she’s tried some new flavours if that’s not too hazardous for her…

  15. Finn says:

    She has a fat gut. Should have had less kale.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      Yeah she’s HUGE.
      *eyeroll*

    • Sloane Wyatt says:

      OMG, Jen is a COW! My eyes are stuck from *eyerolling* so hard.

    • Monty says:

      Finn

      You can not be serious.

    • Hillla says:

      But Finn is right, she has quite the gut at times. Not huge, but so much so, her fans are convinced she is pregnant a lot when she wears tight clothes.

      She does not have a flat stomach you would expect from someone who only talks about her body and yoga.

      • UsedToBeLulu says:

        Yes, because we all know that in order to have a feminine figure, your belly must be perfectly flat.

      • Hillla says:

        No, not perfectly flat, but I would expect her to have a toned stomach at least and not such a noticeable pouch all the time in tight clothes based on how the media and her fans rave about her body.

        And there is nothing feminine about her at all. Every facial feature is masculine.

      • Annie says:

        She probably gets PMS bloat just like the rest of us and doesn’t bother to wear Spanx to hide it, or take diuretics to try and get rid of it. So… normal just like everyone else.

      • jwoolman says:

        Hillla- just because a woman doesn’t look like Gidget doesn’t mean her features are “masculine”. Her features are “feminine” by default because she’s female. Women come in all sizes, shapes, and facial features. Look around you. She looks like a lot of real women.

    • nc_magnolia says:

      I love it when someone makes an ignorant comment like this for flaming purposes. OK, I’ll bite. Fat gut?!

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • Sloane Wyatt says:

      @ Hilla: Although you may not have grasped it, Finn has mastered the art of facetiousness.

      Aniston works hard to stay in shape, but women of a certain age do not have a six-pack. Do you think Madonna’s starving and carving is the ideal? This body snarking is absurd.

      Jen is not an adolescent; this is what an athletic woman’s body looks like.

  16. Mabs says:

    Yawn. Nothing she does is newsworthy. Bland movies. Bland interviews. Bland woman.

  17. DenG says:

    Wow, those candid pictures look exactly like the Glamour magazine cover. Wardrobe needs to put a bag over her head.

  18. floretta50 says:

    What does Jennifer Aniston and Shia Labouf have in common in all of their movies they take off their clothes. Seriously, analyze and look at these two stars latest movies,Shia labouf shows his chest all the time,and Jennifer don’t really act she strips. JA is really a good comedic actress but it seems she moved away from doing that , spends her time exercising day and night for the perfect body and make movies where she can strip and and show it off, maybe that is why people with some kind of intelligence find her movies to be so dumb. Aniston can do way better but seem to have chosen the route of a glorified big screen stripper

    • Trek Girl says:

      Shia’s situation is a little different. I think he’s doing edgier movies, i.e. movies that have sex and nudity, partly to change his image and not be seen as a kid. He’s done this in a few movies already, but I guess the effort continues.

  19. Queen_haq says:

    Jfc. She looks like iggy pop in the cover picture for this post.

    • Lauren says:

      No more ciggies for Iggy. My once gorgeous aunt loved ciggies too. Naturally gorgeous, without plastic surgery or makeup. By age Forty looked leathery and masculine. Smoking and drinking deplete estrogen levels too..hence the man face. Never start smoking..it ruins your body inside and out. My aunt died alone hooked up to an oxygen tank, due to her smoking. Lost her job, home, beauty–because of her addiction. Very sad. Mmmm. Jen is never getting married, is she?

  20. akua says:

    I love this dress she’s wearing.

  21. truthful says:

    This whole thing is so hilarious to me!!!

    as usual this movie sounds dumb and she gets millions for it. (smart?)

    has she NO pride?? I’d be so pissed off and careful of the movies that I chose..

    who wants to be a rich flop??
    I’d rather be a co-star in a good movie than a star of another FLOP..

    kale chip be damned! LOL

  22. Toot says:

    Her life seems really dull and her “prep” for this role just shows how vapid she is.

  23. mzizkrizten says:

    I’m team Jen. I think her body is amazing. However, her face is average and she does NOT exude an iota of sexiness. She is not believable as a stripper!

    • Anguishedcorn says:

      This is what I thought when I saw her… an athlete, yes. But she honestly does not have an hourglass figure, quite a muscular midsection. Not stripper-like at all.

  24. mzizkrizten says:

    I’m team Jen. Her physique is amazing. However, she has an average level of pretty and a zero on the sexy scale. She is not believable as a stripper.

  25. diva says:

    You may not see the affects of drinking and smoking in her body but you can see it in her face. Her skin looks bad kind of like her buddy Chelsea.

  26. Lem says:

    I don’t understand.
    2 Bras and 3 panties would add lumps and bumps ???

  27. Sullivan says:

    It’s weird that someone can work so hard and spend great amounts of time & money on her body, yet be completely unsexy. She’s like Tom Cruise (minus the Scientology!). Both of them look well-maintained, shiny & polished, yet lack sex-appeal to the point of seeming asexual.

    • epiphany says:

      Sexy is a attitude – it has less to do with one’s looks, and much more to do with how comfortable a person is in their skin. Some of the sexiest people have only average physical attractiveness.

      • Jospehina says:

        You are on the money about that. Speaking the truth!

      • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

        Like I have a massive crush on Vincent Cassell. He is not my usual type when it comes to crushing on actors. I generally like ‘em tall, with long, tapered fingers, any kind of an accent is nice, and I do love light eyes as a bonus. But I saw Vincent in Eastern Promises. My God, I spent the majority of the movie wondering if he was gay (in the film), and when you find out he is, I then wondered how would my lust build if I saw him as a charmer, as someone confident in his sexuality. The man is shamelessly dirty. Virgilia likes this.

      • Camille (TheOriginal) says:

        @Virgilia: If you’re a Vincent fan, then you’ll have to check out the movie Sheitan. You will probably never look at him the same way again lol. He’s a brilliant actor.

    • Original Me says:

      so true!

  28. Kristine says:

    Ugh. I do not want to see her almost naked. There is nothing remotely sexy about her. She is so unattractive to me.

  29. Yelly says:

    Am I the only one that finds her extremely annoying?

  30. Kio says:

    She is the very definition of a butterface. Her face in the first and second pics are rough and she has zero feminine features.
    She is Fabio/ Iggy’s twin sister.

  31. henderswife says:

    She has had a banging body for years. Why would she diet like that now? I think she may have been exaggerating a bit.

  32. Mimi says:

    Her face is looking roouuuughhh

    • Jospehina says:

      Feel free to stare at any of her magazine covers and photo shoots. They fix up and mute out all of her garish features.

      • Lady D says:

        Andy McDowell does commercials for facial foundation. She looks stunning in those TV ads. We are the same age, and I couldn’t believe how good she looked. Then, the Enquirer ran a picture of her without makeup. I was staggered at the difference. I actually look better than her.

  33. TheyPromisedMeBeer says:

    It confuzzles me that Jen (and really, any other actress in Hollywood) treat a stripper role as something they need to diet and work out rigorously for so they can look glamorous when they have to shoot *that scene*. If it’s Vegas (or high class), then yeah, I can see that. But I’ve known a few strippers who worked for the local strip bars (most definitely NOT Vegas here). None of them are healthy eaters. All of them are heavy smokers, though.

    I’d like to see an actress, just for once, say that they slacked off on dieting to look more realistic as a stripper.

  34. omgusa says:

    the jacket with the dress looks cool on her

  35. The Orginal G says:

    I’m not a fan, but she looks great. Good looks are not her problem.

  36. jojo says:

    amazing how she worries about her breasts in a movie scene and wears double-bras and 3 sets of underwear, yet in the real world she’s usually strutting her nipples out for all to see, and has no qualms living in a bikini all summer (unless she’s wearing 3 bikini bottoms)..

    • Bex says:

      You beat me the comment about the double bras. Seriously, is she saying she is afraid we will see nips? The horror!

  37. Bea says:

    No substance whatsoever. It’s pretty sad when everyone who “interviews” her only ask her about her body and beauty routine. At her age, she should really think about that – why doesn’t anyone care about her opinion on anything but the superficial? Oh, right.

  38. Chell says:

    I am indifferent to JA~ don’t love her, don’t hate her. I think she has a great body but what is going on with her hair & face in recent pictures? She looks really…I don’t know, just weird!

    On a different note, I think I could really become a JA fan if she went back to TV. I did love her back in the “Friends” days & of course I had the Rachael haircut.

    • Jospehina says:

      Yeah, from the photos above you can really tell how photoshopped the front cover of the Glamour magazine really is.

  39. jessica says:

    I think what she eats is very important to offsetting the alcohol bloat and calories. if you stick to a very low carb diet and no sugar as well as workout regularly, you can drink daily and maintain. it does get harder as you get older though so she’s probably having to put in more cardio than she used to…it’s not all yoga.

  40. Hypocrisy says:

    She has no waistline and is a butterface with an occasional mean look when she tries (and fails) the sexy “come hither look”.

  41. Original Me says:

    I think JA looks great for 44 but she is past her prime!

  42. Emily C. says:

    Let’s put her and Goop in a room and see who out-insufferables the other first.

  43. Kristen says:

    I will never understand the fascination with Jennifer Aniston. I didn’t get it in the ’90s during the Friends hey-day and I don’t get it now. I’m not even talking about her looks, though I don’t think there’s anything sexy about her. I’m talking about the vapid sh*t she spews any time she opens her mouth. #rantover

  44. purpleunicorn says:

    I love that blue dress she is wearing.

  45. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    I suppose the only thing I have to say about this particular interview is that I would die if I had to be on a diet all my life. I would willingly give up alcohol if it meant I could eat some real food on a daily basis. I can handle eating salad for lunch every day-but definitely not the same salad, and that means I better have some f’ing meat for dinner. It would drive me crazy to restrict myself like that. How the f does she do it for so long?

    • Jospehina says:

      Some feel the price of vanity is more than worth it.

      Aniston was told in her twenties that her curvy figure was too heavy, that she had to lose weight in order for her TV career to advance. And she obliged.

      On the Friends sitcom, after she met Brad, she lost another 10-20 lbs. and she has basically remained at that weight, the weight/size you see today. This is where she began eating the same chicken salad for lunch every day.

      This woman has sacrificed to get the “bangin bawdy” that people grin about.

      • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

        I think she has a nice body, but nothing really special. But that’s just me. Unless you’re hourglass like Kelly Brook with huge boobs then I don’t think much of your body type beyond meh. But I would rather work out for two hours a day and eat whatever I want than have to restrict my diet like that. Kale juice does not sound appealing at all.

      • UsedToBeLulu says:

        Oh no, she had a VERY skinny phase while on Friends. I would say ~ 10lbs lower than what she is now.

        Actually, it is quite a rare that a person is able to sustain a significant weight loss for many years. It takes diligence. I think much of the flack she sees for her way of eating here speaks more of jealousy than anything else.

        Que the outraged denials 1, 2, 3…

      • Mia says:

        @Used to be lulu- Most of the flack she gets from me personally, is because she’s a boring, mediocre actress (who still gets leading roles despite terrible box office receipts) who has nothing else going for herself except dieting and exercising her body to death. And what’s to be jealous of? She’s ugly. She has an ugly face. Obviously she’s compensating for that with all her dieting, which is pretty funny and makes her look even more pathetic. If I was going to be jealous I’d waste it on women who actually have pretty faces to go along with their nice bodies, like Halle Berry and Rihanna. Even Sharon Stone. Its really simple: Jennifer Aniston just sounds irritating.

      • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

        @UsedtobeLulu
        Uh, I’m not jealous of her eating habits. It think it is incredibly difficult to go on a diet like that for YEARS. It’s a sort of disbelief mixed with awe for her willpower. Just because I don’t like her-not because of her dieting practices-doesn’t mean I’m going to trash her for everything she does. I simply just like to “gawk” when I hear about her or anyone else who diets like that. I have no willpower, so I know I couldn’t do it.

  46. Springtime says:

    That first picture Aniston looks like an old h@!

  47. Mia says:

    “So everyone (re:no one)” made me spit out my soda when I read it. LOL! Anyway, Jennifer Aniston is vain, self-obsessed, and really irritating. Like that’s news.

  48. Springtime says:

    Aniston does not have a great body. I don’t understand the fascination with it and truly believe her pr folks sold it and the media continue with it. I see women all the time without her means with better bodies than Aniston and Halle Berry and a number of other celebrities over 40 have a way better body than Aniston. Yet, I guess she is a totally flake, airhead and have no other interest or anything interesting going on in her life and this is her thing to stay in the headlines. Body, hair, diet and love life is all Aniston is about because talent is definitely not a part of her interest.

  49. La jolie says:

    Can I just say something here pls… On every site I visit there seems to bashing of Aniston in serious form! Why all of a sudden what happened ? People used to love and exhort her! Am surprised kinda well I have never liked her for the way she milked the divorce with Brad pitt while she humped from one relationship to another. I guess people are finally seeing her true form!!!

    • Janet says:

      People got sick and tired of her whining. They got fed up with her perpetual victim stance. There is a very thin line between pity and contempt and she crossed it a long time ago.

    • lisa2 says:

      This is the nature of gossip. Jennifer has been supported and pampered for almost 5-6 years. Never a negative word. Because she was the “wronged” woman; who was never wronged. Well after 6 years the public does what it always does.. change.

      People act as if she is being creamed. Well go back a few years and see how it was. So I’m not a fan. And it is an interesting thing for me to see. But I have never seen her as “this sweetheart” crap. I don’t think there is such a thing. What I have learned is that sometimes the people you think are the most American pie are the shittest people going.

      Jennifer is getting critical comments after YEARS of public support and pampering.. Sorry I don’t feel sorry for her. Especially when others have had the worst kind of attacks on themselves and their family for 8 years.. on a pretty much daily basis.

      • Iggie says:

        +1 You nailed it!! It kills me that people whinge about her getting the teeny tiny bit of heat she is currently getting at long last. What the fuck??? She has had it far too good for far, far too long and its about time she is called out for her nasty scheming and plots and vendettas. Other celebs cop it 1000 times worse than her. About time this bitch got her true colors called out.

    • La jolie says:

      You all nailed it sweethearts! I for one am So very happy this is finally happening…

  50. mimi says:

    Her cheat was ONE kale chip and ONE bite of a cupcake? I’m so glad I’m not a celebrity. I could never live like that.

    • purpleunicorn says:

      I don’t even know what kale chips are. I know what Kale is, its a very healthy vegetable; wasn’t aware they made chips out of it, though.

      • juicy j says:

        drizzled with olive oil, salt and pepper. bake in the oven for 15 minutes and you get these crunchy chips.

  51. Kim1 says:

    “A baby for Jen” In Touch Weekly.Tabloids have had this cover headline for over 12 years.I wonder how long will they continue using that headline .At age 45,47,50?

  52. Fred says:

    To repeat, in every interview Jen comes off as a very boring person. I suspect she might be boring in her private life.

    • purpleunicorn says:

      In what way is she boring?

      I find celebrities like Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt, Madonna, the Kardashians, and others to be quite dull with all their predictable, manufactured “drama” and constant attention whoring.

      I would love to be called boring because I consider it a compliment.

      • Iggie says:

        That you mention the JPs in the same sentence as Madonna (who is practically never heard from these days anyway) and the Kardashians says a lot about your mindset. If anyone is an attentionwhore, its Aniston, she out does the JPs and the rest 10 to 1, with her papping herself and attention whoring and stunts, so I guess you find her dull, too.

      • lisa2 says:

        Not sure what “drama” Brad and Angie have. If you mean the dumb stuff in the tabloids you may need to stop reading them. Brad/Angie are hardly seen unless they are promoting a film. So you are very misinformed.

      • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

        Uh, Madonna and the JP’s aren’t even in the news unless they are working. The JP’s gossip even gets boring-as all the tabs want to say that they’re either pregnant, adopting, or still in love with you know who….while I don’t think Madonna is even in the tabs. Maybe they have stories about how she’s an awful mom for Lourdes getting caught smoking or something like that.

        If you compare either of them to the Kardashians, you must not know how the Kardashians got famous. Let me tell you. Sex Tape. Golden Shower. No Talent. That’s all.

    • jwoolman says:

      I think it’s ok to be boring. Plenty of people are boring. They do their jobs, meet their responsibilities, but just aren’t scintillating conversationalists. I don’t know why we expect people who act for a living to be such interesting people otherwise. A lot of them just aren’t. Doesn’t mean they aren’t good people. The problem is that actors are expected nowadays to do the interview/talk show circuit, even when they’re not good at it. We need to dial down our expectations. Here’s a bold concept: invite people who have done really interesting things to the talk shows and leave the just plain actors alone to just be actors.

  53. Bird says:

    I want that summer dress. And she looks great in her underwear, full stop.

  54. JudyK says:

    I’ve never found JA pretty or even feminine. Not to be mean, just my own opinion, and I know many will disagree with me.

    Also don’t think she’s a good actress. I just don’t get the hype over her.

  55. Jenn says:

    I eat these awesome vege chips and tell myself I’m eating healthy. It’s a lie, but I don’t care.

    Kale gives me gas. So does Anniston.

  56. Tara says:

    Well, she does look strapped and organized… Like the closet of a compulsive asexual. Sounds like her inner gramma is even in charge o her stripper look.

  57. Mikunda says:

    This woman is so bland and unattractive, don’t really understand the hype. On top of all that she is not a really good actress. Are ll the “ohs” and “ahs”simply because she is so average that there is nothing else to say?

    I think the least she could do is give herself a face lift, she is getting hard to look at. Geez.

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