Janet Jackson’s Breasts are Back

Janet Jackson’s Breasts are Mad as Hell …. And they Are not Gonna Take It Anymore
Q: Whats for Dinner at the Jackson’s tonight

A: Silicon Carne

Q:What Did Beyonce say to Janet Jackson’s Breasts?

A:To the left to the left …everything you own in a box to the left


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  1. Sorceressss says:

    Holy crap, one breast is looking up and the other is looking down, what’s up Janet, are the keeping watch for something??

  2. Ocean says:

    Looks like the same problem with lil’ kim when she was wearing her pasties.

  3. ma? says:

    well, sometimes boobies do have minds of their own. when getting dressed, one has to kinda wiggle them in place just right. lol
    what i think looks weird in the picture is that light brown line inbetween the boobs that make them look like they are tied together. good to see that she is covering her girls more.
    my own theory is that the reason why you dont see the grown up jackson kids together is because they are all the same person. (oh, and that plastic surgery makes people ugly.)

  4. Fabiola Thing says:

    Man, I’d sue the surgeon if I were her.

  5. Fabiola Thing says:

    Even Posh’s girls look more real than these.

  6. nausea says:

    What do you mean, her girls covered up?? They’re still pretty much exposed.

    MEMO: Um, Janet – the presence of that saggy boob line between your tits means you should cover the fck up. damn. her and Venus Williams. Ladies, what makes ya’ll think this is something that needs to see the light of day? WE sure don’t wanna see it!!

  7. Joe Kalarchik says:

    Look at how the skin is stretched at the far corner of her breast by her breastbone. Notice how her breast is being pulled down from the weight of that silicone implant.

  8. UrbanDK says:

    I guess Janet’s boobs better never think they are irreplaceable

  9. Just me says:

    She needs a skin lift not implants. Tha is just nasty and it’s all Jermaine’s.

  10. gg says:

    She reminds me of those National Geographic pictures of tribeswomen with the saggy boobs. And NO that certainly is NOT a racist statement either. When you jump around with no bra on all the time, your boobs will eventually flatten out and sag down to your waist. 100 Cathys agree.

  11. KIM says:

    She looks more and more like a tranny every day- just like LaToya and Michael she is addicted to plastic surgery. She needs to cover up because no one wants to see her boobs any more. Janet- you aren’t the only one with breasts honey- it’s time to put them away for good!

  12. Girlygrrl says:

    I can’t believe that J-Jack’s breasts are even news worthy anymore?!