I’ve been going through this phase lately… it’s a Tom Hardy Phase. Like, my interest/attraction isn’t really about how much news there is about a celebrity or whether we have new photos, it’s more about how strikes my fancy in various fantasy situations. And my current round of Tom Hardy fantasies have been… well, let’s just say that I blushed when I saw these photos of Tom. These are pics of Tom at the photocall for Locke at the Venice Film Festival.
As you can see, Tom didn’t dress up for the photocall at all. He might have even slept in these clothes. They certainly look like clothes he would have slept in, or possibly these were the clothes he wore on the plane. And please, help me not see that he’s got little feet. That’s all that I can see now. HELP. Tom has little feet?! Well, maybe his lips (and tongue) make up for it. That’s all I can say. Oh, and what are the thoughts on Tom without his Mad Max beard? I forgot how pretty his lips really are.
Thankfully, Tom hasn’t let his new Twitter account go to his head. He’s perfectly capable of going a full week without tweeting, which is nice. He has been promoting the charity Rescue Ink on Twitter & Instagram, and as you can see in these photos, he’s also wearing the Rescue Ink t-shirt. Rescue Ink helps fight animal abuse & neglect. And Tom, as you well remember, loves dogs (he probably loves cats too!).
I don’t have much hope in this new Hardy film, Locke. I mean, maybe it features a tour de force performance by Tom, but it looks really boring. IMDB says: “A man’s life unravels during a 90-minutes race against time.” I think that was the same description of Ethan Hawke’s latest flop, Getaway. Variety has a review of the film here – apparently, it’s a lot like that Ryan Reynolds film Buried, in that it’s just an actor talking on the phone, only Locke is in a car (not a coffin). Here’s a clip of the movie.
PS… I’m adding some photos of Tom at last night’s Locke premiere too. I love the way he wears a smart suit, but his slicked-down hair is bugging me.
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
I don’t care what anyone says he is hot.
Same. Love him, even in the terrible clothes.
And Kaiser seriously? You still believe the little feet myth? I dated a man with a 13 shoe who was over 6 ft. He was packing 4 inches…hard. My bf now is 5’9 with a size 9 shoe. First time I saw him naked I said “JACKPOT!”
Did you see Lawless? Oh my, he basically didn’t talk the whole film, but he was sooo hot!
In Lawless, he made the cardigan far hotter than Cumby does.
Damn. Them’s fighting words, woman. I will need photographic evidence.
http://www.fanpop.com/clubs/tom-hardy/images/32019866/title/tom-hardy-lawless-photo
Take that. And and and and. He does that feral stillness thing in Lawless. And it sends me all a-quiver.
Lawless actually arrived via Netflix on Friday, but yesterday was a bank holiday and I was p!ssed all weekend (in the British sense) and didn’t have time to watch it. Peach margaritas infused with jalapeno tequila, which might actually be the Tom Hardy drink. It’s the alcoholic equivalent of a chavvy thug holding a puppy.
It’s not the greatest film and I can’t really say why. Not the sum of its parts? But dear God, Hardy is hot in it. It’s also one of the rare films that has something for all four people in our household (me = Hardy, kids = Shia Doodah, Mr Sixer = anything relating to Prohibition).
It can’t be any worse than Warrior, that appears to have started with an actual storyline that then got cut in favor of referencing MAJOR events in passing and then never doing anything about them. Although, to be fair, I’d do the same to make room for sweaty, shirtless Hardy.
He goes full frontal in Bronson…..it’s not impressive flacid. Maybe its a grower not a shower?
Uh oh, there goes the hairline.
Those lips!!! My God, I just want to lick him.
Yes, but he would have to bring me a puppy to play with after. Hardy plus puppies is the way to go.
Honey, the ASPCA called. They’d like a word with you.
Tom Hardy in a suit. Yes please!
Yyyyyyikes. Definitely would not hit. Especially the dressed-down version. He scares me.
I like that little bit of menace. Not enough to menace. But enough to, well, HIT IT HARD.
I just realized that in that top photo he looks like an ex-bf of mine. And dressed the exact same way. Ohnoes.
He should scare you. He looks like he would be a beast in bed. And those lips alone are worth a go around.
The lips freak me out the most. Ever since Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy.
Two soft pillows baby. His big lips against my big lips. Yum!
I normally love me some Tom Hardy but yeah, these pics are ugh. The dressed-down look makes him seem pudgy (and don’t get me started on his hairline) and, though I like him in the suit, the hair sucks.
he only looks good when he is slim like in inception and this means war. when he buffs up, he looks like vin diesel.
he’s reallllly HOT. http://i.imgur.com/3Kbedhp.jpg
Yeah the dressed down is bringing to mind Stephen Baldwin, and not in a good way 🙁
He looks really tired, but I’d still hit it every way I could.
And I <3 that he's wearing a Rescue Ink shirt.
Locke is supposedly really good, though, unlike the Hawke mess. The audience response for Locke was very enthusiastic, according to Deadline Hollywood.
He’s such a BLOKE! He even loves elephants and rhinos and puppies like a BLOKE. I would hit it. Twice on high days and holidays.
oh my god. what’s with all these slick back hair ???
charlie hunnam chris hemsworth and this guy also. it is so unflattering!!!!
I must be one of the only females no attracted to him. Oh well.
You are not alone. I think he’s rather ugly even. Those lips are horrible.
Well thanks a lot, now all I can think about is having his lips and tounge between my legs *sigh*
I want to bear his love child.
He looks hideous and chubby in the jeans/t-shirt ensemble. Like if I saw him walking down the street I might actually recoil.
He looks very nice in the suit though.
uum yah he’s slammin!! yum
Tiny Feet ;(
and a small nose and what looks like average hand span
Its not looking too promising in the trouser department, shame.
He’s full frontal in Bronson, so that should clear up any concerns you may have
yup and its tiny ;-(
Would say its average rather than tiny
I don’t really get the appeal of this guy, although he definitely looks better in the suit. I hate the slicked back hair as it does remind me of Stephen Baldwin.
How about covering some photo’s of Tom Welling in Venice? He looked gorgeous at the premiere of ‘Parkland’.
+1
Exactly where are the Tom Welling Photos? I swear this site has it’s favorites sometimes.
No one cares about Tom Welling? Either on CB or…..anywhere else?
He looks kinda “sweet” to me.
If by sweet you mean gay then yeah I see it to.
He’s getting rave reviews for Locke.
I miss his ginger beard. 🙁 very excited for mad max though.
He looks so much better in the suit!
Who cares if he looks scruffy?!?!? I would totally still hit it. HOT!
Shirtless ratted and beards is how I prefer my Tom. He’s total lips and arm porn.
all day ,every day ,any day ,i would hit even if he is bald with garbage bag for dress ,his looks were nvr his plus point anyways ,he is a really good actor ,and he has this incredible ability to make u loose urself in the character he potrays even if he is not sexy,humping or wooing thousand girls,these days u have very few actors who can do that to u
My boyfriend has small feet and I was a little concerned, but then… well… lets just say it was an exceptionally pleasant surprise and I no longer believe the feet myth!
Hot mofo!
I just watched a series he did called “Poaching Wars With Tom Hardy” and hot damn, him playing with a baby elephant? Bam. Just fell more in love with him, so i recommend everyone watch it.
Tom Hardy is my forever dong. Period.
Not ONLY would I hit It Like it owed me money But I’d contract a Videographer and a Photographer or 4. To commemorate the joyous Occasion
I like the way you think.
I will help you track down Le Hardy dong, if I get to watch AND have a copy of aforementioned tape.
Deal?
and when ur done with all 3 the vid /photographer and “the hardy dong” ,may i have them?
Oh baby, no…
He looks so tired.
Yeah, i would totally hit it, always, i love tom hardy, he is beautiful
I do not have the energy to shank anyone today. Enjoy Hardy, ladies!
*Looks* Yep, I’d still f*** um. Still.
He’s gorgeous and probably one of the sexiest men around right now. But I prefer him less muscled.
I don’t know. I think I’m over Tom Hardy now. I don’t even know what happened. He just became boring to even watch his new pictures. He was everywhere and then he kind of disappeared. And then Cumberbatch and Fassbender finally risen to global fame and now Tom is kind of forgotten.
Maybe he should release new big movie where he will be sexy and cute. Because right now he is losing his star status.
I’m glad I’m not the only one who harbors Tom Hardy fantasies! Maybe we should start a club? All I know is that I would hit that any day/any time/all day/night, every day/night!
He’s great
Yes, Tom Hardy likes cats.
http://tomhardyspinky.tumblr.com/post/941882415/so-silly-of-me-being-jealous-of-a-cat-photo
He is so hot.