Helen Mirren Wore No Underwear at the Oscars

Helen Mirren: Nothing Comes between her and her Oscar

Putting the Sexy back in Sexagenarian Helemn Mirren was greeted with an impromptu ovation at the airport when she arrived back in the UK. Everyone loves a home town girl making good.
The Mirror reflects on her Oscars glory:

HELEN Mirren was given a rapturous welcome back to Britain yesterday – after revealing she wore no undies on her Oscar glory night.

Dame Helen, clutching her Best Actress gong, got a standing ovation from fellow airport passengers as she strode to a waiting limo.

The Queen star, 61, beamed as she flew in from Los Angeles: “I’ve just had the most incredible welcome to my country. It’s very, very sweet.”
One fellow passenger said: “Everyone burst into spontaneous applause when she passed through.

“It was incredible and she looked really touched by it.”

Rapturous applause is one thing but Mirren does ravenous just as graciously. Given a framed picture of herself on the front page of the Mirror wolfing down an -N-Out burger at the Morton’s bash in West Hollywood. She exclaimed with joy:

“I love the picture on the front of the Mirror. It’s a wonderful picture.

“I was so hungry at that point and just needed to eat something.”

With her appetite for saucy scandal also in full bloom Mirren sat down with Oprah for a chat. Talking to Oprah, the most popular and adored Enemy of the American Hamburger ( You remember those farmers who dared to sue La O for talking smack about Beef), Mirren revealed just how revealed she was under that beautiful Lacroix gown:

– her outfit was so snug she was almost nude under it.

Dame Helen took the Christian LaCroix gold gown on to the show and giggled as she clutched her boobs: “It was all made for me so I didn’t have to have any underwear.

“It fitted me like two angels’ hands. I cried when I put it on – it’s a work of art.”

Lucky old angels … and lucky old boobs … they really did a great job together

What are you wearing?! Lacroix Sweetie. Then it’s fabulous!

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  1. Girlygrrl says:

    Too much “Dame” info for me Helen. (Sorry, I had to!)

  2. Kolby says:

    I fricking love her! So does my husband, heh!

  3. Mr. T says:

    I wonder if she’ll wear underwear when she meets the Queen?

  4. Simp says:

    Watch the Oprah clip carefully.

    When she said no-underwear she was implying “bra” She quickly made a gesture that, of course she wore panties.

    Geez.. anything for a headline, eh guys?

  5. UrbanDK says:

    Wow Simp you know the intl sign language for Im wearing panties … you cad … you varlet …

  6. UrbanDK says:

    Please share with the rest of us

  7. miss luigi says:

    She is hottest 60-something year old ever, and she doesn’t try to look younger. I hope I’m that foxy when I’m old.

  8. wildsods says:

    Simp’s absolutely right — watch the clip. She didn’t go commando at the ceremony, she just didn’t need a bra because they built supports into the dress.

  9. UrbanDK says:

    Im calling it above the waist commando in a tribute to Pete Wentz … he loves him some Helen Mirren tooo

  10. frewtloop says:

    I think everyone understood the subtlty of that simp without you having to point it out for us but gee, thanks anyway.

  11. cypress says:

    She absolutely ruined her win by admitting that perversion.What was she thinking? Here’s to the queen salute indeed! Now I have no respect for her, when she allowed this to be published knowing a lot of kids and teens will hear of her victory and her nasty little secret. Shame on you!

  12. LosAngelesGuy says:


    You’re certainly entitled to your opinion, but really… you say Dame Mirren’s admission that her dress was so well-designed she didn’t need to wear a bra is equivalent to perversion? Don’tcha think you’re overreacting a tad?

    Geez, I’d hate to think what you’d think of me.

    Oh, wait. I don’t care.