Courtney Stodden wants to be become the new Bachelorette… or Lady Gaga

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Today in Courtney Stodden News:

*Courtney wore a completely see-through negligee to last night’s Pop Fashion and Sport Event. We had to blur these pics because you could totally see her nips. And they were pointing in completely different directions. I’m assuming she’s getting paid to do these events, and if so, bless her heart. This is probably the only skill she has – looking like a sad, 40-year-old p0rn star on budget red carpets.

*Speaking of p0rn, Courtney says she will NOT do p0rn. Does that surprise you? It surprised me.

*Courtney’s boobs are no longer that gross shade of blue-grey. Which I guess is a good thing, at least from a medical standpoint. Her body no longer looks as if it is rejecting those watermelon implants.

*Courtney wants to be the new Lady Gaga. A source claims Stodden is “obsessed with launching her music career… She is confident she can be the next Lady Gaga—but on an ever larger scale.”

*Courtney “wouldn’t say no” if ABC offered to make her the new Bachelorette. You guys!!!! If Courtney was The Bachelorette, I would watch. Not the whole season or anything, but I would watch two episodes, which is more than I watch now.

*One of the reasons Courtney says her marriage is over? Because Doug was “slowing down” and he couldn’t have sex with her as much as she wanted: “Our sex was good, I’m not going to lie, but I’m a young girl who wants to experience sex of all kinds and he’s an older man who’s slowing down a bit. I wanted more sex.” EEEEWWW. After she got back from Celebrity Big Brother, she says they “only had sex once”.

And that was your Today In Courtney Stodden News.

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  1. ncboudicca says:

    Jeez, she could at least find a fall that matches the color of her actual hair. Pretty sure I’ve seen that one at CVS.

  2. brin says:

    Or the next Mrs. Hugh Hefner.

  3. blue marie says:

    Wow, I’m going to need some brain bleach after that last bit. As for the Gaga bit, she’s already a parody of her former self so she’s more than half way there..

  4. T.fanty says:

    Judging by those pics, she’s the next Amanda Lepore

  5. Frida_K says:

    Her hands look really old for someone who is supposedly eighteen.

    I wonder what she’ll look like when she’s forty? Not near as good as Mamie Van Doren in her eighties, that’s for sure.

  6. Jacqueline says:

    Ladies and gentlemen: may I present to you the new Katie Price 2.0!

  7. crab says:

    I never realize how really homily she is! She looks so much prettier without all that shit on her face! Why do “celebrities” and I use that word loosely in her case, feel the need to tell us all about their sex lives! Blue Marie when your done with the bleach please pass it over to me if there’s any left! Just so gross!!

  8. lucy2 says:

    And instead she’s just the illustration of the word “Damaged”.

  9. JudyK says:

    With those hooves, she belongs in a cattle pasture. She could also be milked.

  10. feebee says:

    LOL and UGH.

  11. Buckwild says:

    Who is that old man beside her? Is that Doug 2.0 or her dad??

  12. Tiki Bar Queen says:

    Ol Courtney needs to head back to grays harbor as her time in the spotlight is done. Oddly enough, my aunt is from her home town and most people are disgusted with Courtney Stodden being associated with Ocean shores, Washington…which tends to be known more for the one casino, clam digging and tweakers these days so courtney sure isnt helping any.
    She needs a bath, a hug, and a trip home to figure herself out.

    • Dani2 says:

      For some reason I read that as “clam digging and twerkers” #mileysimpact :(

      • Tiki Bar Queen says:

        im pretty sure tweakers do twerk. and so would courtney stodden if you told her she’d be the next lady gaga or whatever

    • Sugar says:

      She does need a bath and a hug but she sure doesn’t need a trip home to her parents who sold her to be used.

  13. NerdMomma says:

    A thousand times yes. If she were the Bachelorette I would totally watch it. That would be an amazing season, and honestly I’ve never watched a single episode of any of those reality dating shows. She would be ridiculously entertaining, and it sounds like she’d be getting freaky with all of the dudes.

    As for a music career… LOLOLOLOL that sounded pretty delusional

    • deehunny says:

      I would watch, and so would many others. Huge boost in ratings. but would ABC tarnish their family network TV reputation with her as the Bachelorette?

  14. Annie says:

    Do you see what happens when a daughter doesn’t have a dad? Nightmare inducing, indeed.

    • elo says:

      Hmmm…I don’t have a father and I’m living a perfectly normal life in a healthy relationship, lots of friends, an education, and a mother I love to death. Courtney is not what happens to a girl without a father, she is what happens when a girl has parents with absolutely no interest in her aside from selling her.

    • babblerouser says:

      I am sure you didn’t intend it this way, but this comment is an insult everyone that grew up without a Dad. I don’t think that is the case at all with Courtney. Her issues are deep… self esteem, possible abuse, and a messed up mom who pimps off her daughter.

      • elo says:

        Thank you Babblerouser for the true words. These are not just the issues of someone with an absent parent, It seems to me that she has been groomed to achieve fame, not success but fame, at any cost.

    • Susie Q says:

      Silly comment especially seeing as she does have a father.

    • Thiajoka says:

      Huh? In today’s world, a lot of households are single-parent and a majority are mothers rather than fathers. Most of them do a great job. I’d be more inclined to believe this woman was molested by a father or another close male relative instead.

  15. gg says:

    The photos are on DM. You cannot see her nips. She is wearing her usual over padded bra and the cups are covered. Just for the record.

  16. Ari says:

    WELL AT LEAST THIS DRESS FITS HER

  17. Mandy says:

    I shouldn’t have read this right after eating my breakfast.

  18. Marybel says:

    What I want is for Courtney Stodden to become history.

  19. AG says:

    Bless her heart.

  20. lavinia says:

    I frankly doubt this child even likes sex.

    • deehunny says:

      hmm, that’s an interesting thought. of course i know most of that stuff is for her to sell the interview and “look at me” but when a woman is so hyper-sexualized like that, I wonder what her real attitudes toward sex, love, and romance are.

      • hunter says:

        I can tell you – it is likely that by acting out in a sexually suggestive way, she is still providng the IMAGE of sex even she didn’t enjoy the sex itslef.

        I didn’t have an orgasm for 30 years so I know what I’m talking about.

    • gg says:

      My thoughts exactly. Her “sexy” statements are clearly not derived from her feelings on the matter, merely invented crap for her fans and not even actually sexy, just playing around with words.

  21. Arock says:

    She’s like phobe prices porn sister. I really hope she doesn’t end up living in a motel all used and abused but it doesn’t look good. It’s really a shame.
    I would totally watch her on a date show, though!

  22. deehunny says:

    also ya’ll, her face!!!! Looks like someone gave her the number 3 in the book of faces they have at the surgeons office. Reminds me of those hair cut books they used to have out where you can say, I want something like that! Generic.

  23. Nina says:

    She wants to be the next Lady Gaga? Maybe all this stuff — the creepy marriage, the grotesque plastic surgery, the hyper-sexualized behavior — is calculated and deliberate: it’s brilliant performance art! Gaga just wears a meat dress; Courtney IS a meat dress! Deep, gurl. Deep.

    On a more serious note: do you think at some point she’s going to look at herself in the mirror and despair over what she’s done to herself? That she will look at old pictures of herself and finally realize what was done to her and how she can never go back?

    • Inky says:

      Love the comment re: Gaga/Art. What I would give for that to be true!!

      Also, I know I have made this sentiment before, but this girl just makes me so so sad. Not just for her, but the fact we can live in a society that normalises and rewards this. Ugh.

      • Nina W says:

        I don’t know of anyone who thinks of this poor girl as “normal” but I agree it’s sad that our society elevates these side-shows to any level of celebrity.

  24. Susie Q says:

    I’ be surprised if her and Doug ever had sex.

    • judyjudy says:

      I have always questioned their physical relationship. I doubt they’ve ever had sex. And I’m pretty sure he is gay.

  25. Felice says:

    Stay the hell away from the Gaga comparisons, Stodden. You haven’t earned the damn right.

  26. MaxxHotness says:

    The meth is strong with this one….

  27. RHONYC says:

    i blame this shit on Pam Anderson. smh :roll:

    • Nina W says:

      I have never been a fan of Pam or Baywatch but even I will rise to her defense. It’s not fair to try to pin it on poor Pammy when we have Courtney’s mother to blame.

  28. KellyinSeattle says:

    Yes, because she has so much talent and and the bachelor would definitely choose her. Sigh. She’s only saying she won’t do porn so that when she does, it’ll be in the news about her new “movie”

    • gg says:

      If they ever put her on a show it will not be that one. They would have her star in a dating show. And I would tune in just to see what kind of flubs would actually show up. Comedy.

  29. GeeMoney says:

    I just feel sorry for her. And I’m waiting for her 15 minutes to be up.

  30. Tiffany :) says:

    She says she doesn’t want to do p0rn…but didn’t she release some kind of video where she is, uh, by herself? I am too frightened to google that, but I feel like when she was with Doug they released a video.

  31. JennyJustice says:

    Her boobs may not be bluish-gray anymore but her legs sure are. I think she is tragic. How does a parent sell out their kid like this? How can they pimp and sleep at night? I need a behavior analyst or psychology scholar to explain this to me. Inquiring minds want to know.

  32. Blackbetty says:

    This guy really has a type doesn’t he? I keep expecting someone to come out and tell us this whole Courtney Stodden thing was all an act all along.