Kim Kardashian & Kanye West spend NYE in Aspen, on a skiing holiday


I don’t know why these photos are making me laugh. They just are. Kim Kardashian, Kanye West and the rest of the Kardashian-Jenners are in Aspen, Colorado for the New Year, and these are photos of Kim, Kanye and Kourtney on the slopes. Kanye is the one in all black, including a full-coverage ski mask so you don’t even know it’s him. So… why are these photos so funny to me? I guess it’s because Kim doesn’t look like she’s very good at this whole “skiing” thing. To be fair, though, it’s not like I could do any better on the slopes – I’ve never even tried to ski (I’ve never broken a bone and I have no desire to, and believe me, I am the type of person to break a leg the first time skiing).

In other Kimye news, Kim and Kanye topped the annual “Worst Neighbor” poll done by Zillow. Zillow asked Americans who they believed would be the worst neighbors in America, and Kim and Kanye came out on top. Which I don’t really get. I don’t think Kanye and Kim would be terrible neighbors at all. Justin Bieber? YES. Terrible neighbor. Chris Brown? AWFUL neighbor. Any of the Real Housewives? Terrible neighbors. But Kimye? Nah.




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  1. annaloo. says:

    As a native Coloradan, we know ski bunnies and poseurs when we see them – decked out in all their finery and talentless as — wait for it – a Kardashian.

    • emmie_a says:

      That’s what makes me laugh – she probably spent $25,000 on her outfit and bought the most expensive, top of the line equipment available – but is absolutely clueless how to use it.

      • idk says:

        More like PMK put out an email about how the fam was going skiing and waited to hear back from companies who would be willing to give them FREE gear. In return, the family has to be pap’d wearing the clothes…this family has the paps on speed dial. How much longer will they be able to do this? As long as all of us are willing to look at the pics and comment lol.

    • Birdix says:

      Grew up in a CA beach town, which had a similar mentality about inlanders coming to the beach and trying to surf or skimboard (or wear the right bikini, which never was). I never really got the disdain–how are these people supposed to learn if they haven’t lived there? Isn’t it fun to have people from all over come and try what you love to do?

      • annaloo. says:

        Aww Birdix, it’s not like anyone is crucifying or torching them at the stake for being beginners, and of course people should be encouraged to try new things, HOWEVER, you have to admit when you see people overcompensating their lack of skill with posing in a costume it’s begging for an eyeroll or more. This is SO the case. I’d respect them more if they were taking lessons at places like Copper Mountain or Breckenridge than posing in ASPEN for the paparazzi which is about as tired and fake as it gets.

        And they are annoying! If it’s not PC to say, I’m sorry, but it’s like getting stuck behind someone going 10 miles below the speed limit in the passing lane. Know your area and stay in it until you can keep up with the rest! I’m not a coddler! When someone can back up their costumes with actual skill, trust me, I will fall on my knees and hail him or her as fun and great and spectacular and all the other things I was expected call them when they hadn’t really earned it. No special snowflakes here! Earn it! 🙂

      • Eleonor says:

        I grew up in Italy, at the beach, I’ve moved in France, in the Alpes,and I’ve learned to ski (I have also to admit that french-people were very nice, when they used to see me in difficult they incouraged me a lot 🙂 ) , but there’s a difference between someone (like me) who really tries to learn to ski, and someone who buys all the most expensieve ski-equipement and goes on the snow only for posing like someone who’s skiing.
        I like the expression “ski-bunny”

      • janie says:

        I think it’s so odd because she has never had that many clothes on in her entire life. She doesn’t know how to pose in clothing.

      • Meaghan says:

        Theyre loaded and spend tons of money looking good, she puts in effort going to the gym so I don’t see this as any different then their usual materialistic conceited behaviour.

        I think to them, spending 26k on ski clothes would be the same (financially) as me buying ski pants and renting a board. I’ve only ever gone snowboarding once in my whole life, but when I went I went to Whistler (The Aspen of Canada). I didn’t go to a small hill, I went to where the best skiing is. (I ended up going down the hill with all those bumps because I am the worst at maps and took a wrong turn)
        I hate Kim and Kanye, but I can’t hate on them because at least she is actually skiing and not wandering around shopping the whole time. If they went to Aspen and just shopped people would be complaining about that too.

    • Vanderhootchie says:

      Right on 😀

    • Frenzy says:

      I’m a Coloradan too and I never skied. Never even tried its just not my thing.

      • annaloo. says:

        It’s all good. I’ve never been to the rodeo and I grew up east of HIghway 83 in southern Colorado! 😀

    • Nerd Alert says:

      Do you ever drive to Aspen for a day between Xmas and New Years just to catch the celebrity mess? I love snowboarding and won’t pay Aspen prices, but my best friend and I used to drive down on winter break to watch the Kimyes and Hiltons fall on their asses from the lodge. Such fun!

    • Decloo says:

      It shouldn’t be very hard for Kim to learn because, like a toddler, she’s quite low to the ground.

      • annaloo. says:

        She should just use her rear end for innertubing – She’ll get the same bounce and cushion, plus I’m sure she’s skilled at things slamming against her backside!

    • Gistine says:

      Yep. I live in a ski town as well and see plenty of gapers dressed to the nines that can barely do a wedge. She looks about as alpine inclined as a turtle. What an affront to skiing!

    • Megan says:

      as a native Utahan let me just second this post.

      Real skiers don’t wear fur coats on the slopes! Or stand like this in their skies.

  2. BooBooLaRue says:

    Good at skiing? NO! Good at the après-ski look? YES!

    • littlestar says:

      Her pants are so tight, I’m not sure how she’s going to be able to bend over to pick her skis up :S.

    • Secret Squirrel says:

      Ha! That’s the best I have ever seen Kanye look. He should totally consider this look every day for his six months of not talking sh*t…

  3. MonicaQ says:

    Not going to lie, I’d be dressed like Kanye. I’m from Florida. It’s 62 degrees out and everyone is in sweat shirts in my office.

    Beiber or Cyrus would be worse neighbors. Those two are so far each other’s asses they’re like an Ouroboros‎ of self felicitation so they’d have no time to bother anyone else.

  4. TheOriginalKitten says:

    My boss just told me that he was staying at the hotel right next to them and he was bummed he didn’t get to see them.
    I was like “Who cares? I don’t even want to see these people on TV, much less in real life.”

    Also, when will these morons stop wearing dead animal? They look fucking ridiculous. I bet real skiers were laughing at them.

    • paola says:

      I came here to say the same: ridicolous.
      they look as natural and comfortable in the snow like a cat in cold water. I cringe at looking at Kim, i mean.. everybody knows that if you ski you get warm and sweat a lot so you don’t need like 300 jackets one on the top of each other. You just need one that is warm and water proof but not too big to stop you from moving!! geez these people really piss me off. only because you have skis on your feet doesn’t mean you can actually ski.

    • ZigZagZoey says:

      I wouldn’t cross the street to see them, but I wouldn’t mind giving them a REALLY dirty look of disdain!
      Happy New Year to everyone at Celebitchy! ♥

    • Nerd Alert says:

      Celebrities are often terrible skiers. I’ve been known to sit with an Irish coffee and watch from the lodge as they and the other yuppies fall on their asses in overpriced gear. Afterwards, though, there’s a donation box in Telluride and (formerly in) Aspen, where they all leave their brand new gear and it’s up for grabs. You have to know where the box is, though. It’s not advertised.

      • ZigZagZoey says:

        Whoa! That’s a great tip for someone!
        However, Kim will only put in one boot or a pole……You know …..10% is all she gives to charity!

      • Nerd Alert says:

        Ha! Most of them actually just leave the gear on the racks or in their suites and then the hotel or resort will auction them off for charity. So take that, Kim! Haha made her donate.

    • Chrissy says:

      I wonder what they’d do if someone threw red paint on their furs! I knida wish it would happen. Imagine the drama!

  5. Spooks says:

    After what happened to Schumacher, I don’t think I’ll be skiing for a while.

    • littlestar says:

      Yeah, that’s a crazy sad story. Apparently he was wearing a helmet, but, he was also skiing in an off-trail area that had no previous ski tracks to follow. So that in itself is very dangerous to do – you never know what could be out there/what you could potentially ski over or hit :(.

      • emmie_a says:

        I was going to ask if he was wearing a helmet… I still see people w/out helmets and it makes me shudder.

      • littlestar says:

        emmie – I am one of those people who ski without a helmet (have been skiing since I was 7) and now I’m beginning to wonder if I should be wearing one. My husband says it’s fine if we don’t because we no longer attempt crazy jumps and are no longer speed demons in our old age, but it’s still scary to think what could happen…..

      • emmie_a says:

        littlestar: Truth be told, I’m just a huge wimp! But ever since Natasha Richardson’s accident I wear always wear a helmet. My nieces were laughing at me because I wanted to wear my helmet when we went tobogganing last week. -And- luckily there are lots of fashionable-looking helmets nowadays!

    • Bubbles says:

      I read that he’s finally a bit better. Hang in there Schumi 🙁

    • Frenzy says:

      I know it’s off topic but I hope Schumi gets better 🙁

    • Nerd Alert says:

      Well, he kind of made a bad decision there…

  6. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    Hahaha! These made me laugh, too. Her tiny pinhead sticking out of all that fur, the look of wtf on her face, Kanye’s “disguise.” Ha!

  7. Sayrah says:

    I get the giggles at the mere idea of Kanye skiing too.

  8. Snugg says:

    They are in deer valley (park city) Utah, not aspen. We saw them at dinner at the st Regis deer valley two nights ago and at the montage yesterday.

  9. littlestar says:

    I wonder if Kanye knows how to ski? Apparently Robert Kardashian used to take all of them to Aspen (I think) to ski, so maybe Kim kinda knows how to ski? I would like to see a shot of her coming down an actual slope so I can better judge whether she knows how to ski or not lol.

    Anyway, I would love to be skiing right now. I used to go often but now that I moved further away from the mountains, it’s maybe a once a year treat to make it out to Banff or Jasper to ski :(. Damn Kim and Kanye for being able to go over New Years >:|.

    P.S. I’m surprised Kanye isn’t wearing jeans. He seems like he’d be one of those skiers who’d wear jeans on the hill ha.

    • paola says:

      Kim doesn’t look like she can ski AT ALL.

    • Brown says:

      She must at least be able to stay upright on the bunny slope, otherwise her ridiculous fur vest would be covered in snow. Anyone who actually skis will tell you that her ensemble is ridiculous.

      • littlestar says:

        I ski and I actually kind of like her coat, but yes, fur is completely ridiculous to wear on the hill. She should be wearing a waterproof ski/snowboarding coat.

  10. HH says:

    Will someone tell this “creative genius” that disguises are both useless and stupid if the company you keep gives away your identity?

    • jwoolman says:

      I assumed his outfit was for warmth and eye protection. The glare from snow can be hard to deal with. Depends on the person, I can’t see well in direct sunlight even without snow… Wimpy eyes.

  11. Carebearvancouver says:

    Did she have to buy special needs ass friendly ski pants? Where do you buy these? If she ever comes to Whistler I would definately spray snow all over her face !

    • MinnFinn says:

      Ha ha – I was just thinking that her “naturally” full bottom will come in handy. It will serve as a cushioning/rebounding device. Protect her butt when she falls but she’ll bounce right back up.

      • Decloo says:

        Interestingly, her ass in these pictures looks really small and normal. Does she normally wear a faux-ass?

  12. Dani says:

    How annoying for other guest, the slopes loitered with paps.

    • Katy says:

      That’s why I think Kimye topped the Worst Neighbor list – too many paps at all times would ruin the privacy of their neighbors. I don’t think it’s because of anything they would actually do (besides Kim calling the paps…)

  13. Dreamyk says:

    I wasn’t aware that people still used poles to ski. My daughter learned how without them.

    Also..what in hell is wrong with her face? I mean that sincerely. It’s like it’s inanimate.

    • Marigold says:

      I see poles all the time. I know they are pretty useless when teaching children, though, so they aren’t typically part of lessons. I learned without them when I was 4 and they sort of gradually introduced them.

      • Fue McCormick says:

        I love it when the little kids swing their arms back and forth to get going after a stop. Adorable …

    • TheOriginalTiffany says:

      All kids learn without poles. Adults still use them for balance and turning on more difficult trails.

    • Vee says:

      when I use to ski, we used poles, but in lessons they didn’t allow it because you use them more as “crutches” and the wrong way.

    • Josephine says:

      I wondered about the face as well – she looks so unreal these days and apparently can’t keep her mouth shut. And the outfit makes her look as round as round gets. An opossum rolled up maybe? She is so squat and the clothes just make her look even shorter and rounder. And she obviously is not a skier – she looks so stiff and awkward, focusing hard just to stay on her feet.

      • hunter says:

        She’s going to regret the newest nose job if she doesn’t already. As Michael Jackson learned – once you cut it off you can’t put it back.

        Kim had too much cut off her nose (shortened too much) and now her upper lip looks too long and her face is all out of wack. It will only get worse from here, she should have stopped about two years ago.

    • littlestar says:

      I learned to ski without poles as a kid too, but use them now as an adult because they help when you’re on flat land/going back to the chalet haha.

  14. prissa says:

    Kourtney is 5 feet. Kim is 5’3″. How does she look so much more huge than Kourt? And Kanye just looks all types of a fool. The whole Klan is laughable.

    • Petee says:

      I agree.And what is up with Kanye and mask’s?Is he making a fashion statement?I don’t get it.I just don’t get this family.

  15. Bex says:

    I’m shocked she’s not stuffed into special second skin leggings but went with actual ski pants. I think they flatter her better to balance out her backside.

    Kanye just gives me the giggles.

  16. Evelyn Apricots says:

    She always looks like she is wearing a dirty, wet diaper from behind.

  17. Flora Kitty says:

    Kim looks like she posing as a ski bunny. I have never been skiing, but Kourtney looks more appropriate, but still bunnyish.

  18. Frenzy says:

    I saw some photos of them having s’mores and that for me was more hilarious. Empty stroller was there of course and if the baby was really inside then I feel sorry for North because Kim was more interested in holding her purse and camera than her! Geez a purse by the fire pit there is just no end to Kim’s vapidness and narcissism. I won’t be surprised if they left seaweed in LA and that stroller was just for show which means fame wh*** is dying without the attention! Also they wear winter coats in 80 degree LA weather then wear thin sweaters and Timberlands and MC Hammer pants in Utah SMH …

  19. Dimebox says:

    Kanye’s mask of doom would be even better if it was covered with rhinestones like the one he has worn in his shows…Mr. Badass does the mountains. And I am imagining Kim falling and her awful nasal whine complaining about the cold white stuff. “Honey, let’s just go pose in the bar, okay? This is too hard, and it’s cold!”

    • hunter says:

      OMG YES – now more than anything I want Kanye in a rhinestone-studded ski mask. That would be epic perfectness.

  20. Nicolette says:

    She looks like some kind of hairy spider. Would’ve loved it if someone pinged her in the head with a snowball, it might have evoked a human reaction from her.

  21. Pdaws says:

    She really should be wearing a helmet, but I guess it would mess up her hair

  22. meme says:

    Life is one big photo op for these morons. I’d rather hang with the Duck people

  23. Dotty says:

    I imagine the temps would freeze the fillers in her face.

  24. DTX says:

    LOLLOLOLOL! Haaaaaahaaaa

    Kanye is disguised as a MOSQUITO!!!!

    I’m going to laugh all day! Thanks, Kaiser!

  25. Maureen says:

    I don’t think she can ski. I don’t think there’s anything Kim Kardashian can do. I honestly don’t think there’s anything she’s good at.

    • idk says:

      Kanye was asked in an interview “What is Kim’s talent?” and he replied “She’s talented at being beautiful”. He was being serious when he said that. So there’s your answer…lol.

  26. RN says:

    She is such a mouth breather.

  27. Meggin says:

    Omg her face is starting to look freakish from so much Botox and surgery!! Lol I agree they wouldn’t be the worst neighbors though. Justin bieber or miley cyrus definitely!

    • Vanderhootchie says:

      I haven’t seen a facial expression on her face in months except for cluelessness and vapidity. No expression whatsoever.

  28. swack says:

    My question (and I haven’t skied but would love to do so) is why does she have the goggles and not using them. Just screams of PR stunt. Sun reflecting off of snow is really harsh.

    • bondbabe says:

      Maybe she’s afraid the goggles will make permanent dents in the fillers? Or maybe they’ll impede her ability to see anything other than herself?

  29. Palermo says:

    Where are their helmets? Does anybody believe they actually did any skiing or just a whole lot of posing. That guy looks way too tall to be Kanye

  30. Loren says:

    In the third picture it looks like she’s farting. Or her diaper is full.

  31. P.J. says:

    I actually agree with Kaiser-at least partly-on the whole “bad neighbors” thing.

    I’m no Kardashian supporter, but even I know that no one has ever come out publicly to say a bad word about Kim’s treatment of others. You never hear about any diva antics or attitude coming from her at ALL. In fact, it always seems to be the exact opposite; I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read about what a totally soft spoken, kind, and always polite “sweetheart” she is from restaurant/store/charity employees (“sources”) in magazines/interviews. Also, she’d always be off somewhere traveling so you’d hardly ever see her anyway! I’d love to be her neighbor 🙂 Why not?

    Kanye on the other hand…UGH. I imagine he’d constantly behave like a crazy, curmudgeonly lunatic always ranting or raving about something or other or calling the cops on you… Pass!

    • idk says:

      I have seen Kim act like a major diva on their show many times. Her sisters are always calling her out on her attitude and even her mom has a few times as well. I am sure in real life she is nice to people who MATTER. With regards to having them as neighbors, I don’t think Kim will be doing much more travelling now that she isn’t really “working” anymore. Kanye would probably come knock on your door and tell you how you’re lawn isn’t as good as his lawn or how your house isn’t as nice as his house and how you should be honored to be living next door to a God.

      • Maureen says:

        I agree. I do not think Kim is a nice person. I think the manners and “sweetness” that she displays in public are all part of her manufactured “kitten” persona. It goes along with the baby voice and the face that is frozen in one non-threatening expression. An expressionless expression — that’s what I call it. But she’s not nice. The perceived niceness is a calculated act.

    • Dommy Dearest says:

      I can see Kanye ranting that your bushes are throwing off his genius.

  32. kellyinseattle says:

    I d be mors interested if it wa a iston I. The cold weather rather than sunning…where s baby north all the time?

  33. Dommy Dearest says:

    And let it be known that ye sweat pants can contain all ye ass of Kamel Kim.

    Why are there photographers in Aspen? I’d be pissed if I had to hang out all day in the cold photographing the minions of Hell.

  34. idk says:

    What, no leather ski pants?

  35. Whoop says:

    Stupid bitch is going to go snow blind is she doesn’t put her goggles on. I guess she has to show her rubber face for the cameras. Ruuuuuuubbbbbbbbeeeerrrrrr Face!

  36. wheezy says:

    Ummm where did her butt go? Seriously. And she looks like a fool.

  37. lisa says:

    i guess she has to be a mouth breather now that she doesnt have a nose

  38. Skye says:

    If any of you TREES would like to voice your feelings about all the paper used for Yeezy/Kardashian mag covers….AHEM. Here’s your moment.

  39. Stormsmama says:

    In this day and age
    To not wear a helmet…???!!!!
    I just can’t with them

  40. jwoolman says:

    I wouldn’t mind the Honey Boo Boo family as neighbors, don’t know why they were considered bad neighbors on that list . They all seem nice to each other and others, a tolerant bunch. Those traits usually make for good neighbors. Don’t know about Kim (although remembering poor Mercy, I might fear for my cats), but Kanye is such a control freak that he might be more of a problem. Who knows? No chance of them moving into my neighborhood, though. The Honey Boo Boos are more our speed.

  41. Noinin says:

    Ok, why didn’t she learn how to ski before posing for the paps? I’m pretty sure she could have gotten private lessons. Most luxury ski resorts have some slopes that are designed for rich people to learn how to ski without embarassing themselves in quiet areas.
    Also, it’s a shame she ruined her face like that. She was genuinely pretty when she was a child and a teenager, and even before Ray J peed on her. Now… her face looks sooo uncomfortably tight.
    And her ass doesn’t look good. It doesn’t even look firm or… how do you say in English… perky? I heard that when some people got fat injected into their asses it tended to migrate after a while, and it looks like it’s just what’s happening now, the fat is slowly migrating to her upper thighs.

  42. Poppy says:

    I think they’re all morons for not wearing helmets. That’s my only comment on this!

  43. Kiyoshigirl says:

    Ugh. I’d be boiling within 10 minutes if I had that bulky, fur collared coat on. You need layers, upon layers so you can shed them as your body temperature rises and falls. Typical snow bunny poser.

  44. TherapyCranes says:

    I was raised in Whistler, Canada. I knew people who hated tourists/skibunnies. My father made all his money off of the tourism trade so I came to appreciate and welcome the tourist season. It’s really how Whistler makes its money. Why would I be upset? Come spend your thousands of dollars to ski once.

  45. Lia B says:

    you can tell by the way Kim Kard-Ass-ian is barely holding herself up on her skis she doesn’t have a clue how to use them – also the skis are short, very wide, obviously training skis given to children who are just learning. Your skis should be as tall as you. Beginner skis are always wider than the average ski to allow easier gliding over bumpy surfaces. I’m surprised she isn’t wearing a helmut though, it kinda sends the wrong message to her rag-tag group of worshippers. Everyone should wear a helmet – you hit a patch of ice – bam – your gone and have no control over your direction.

  46. Sally says:

    That is not even Aspen, idiot.

  47. Terri says:

    I guess Aspen mountain ran out of ski passes so they had to borrow some from Deer Valley!

  48. Redspide says:

    I think that best part about this is that they we’re skiing in Deer Valley, Utah not Aspen… Awkward. Get your shit straight before you post an article about it.

  49. Skalula says:

    I have no particular fondness for Kardashians, but they can ski. You can google it if you don’t believe it, but you can tell they are reasonably comfortable on skis. I would venture a guess that many people raised with money learned to ski as children.