“Have a safe & happy New Year’s” links

Happy New Year 2014 Fireworks

I can’t believe 2013 is almost over. Are you going to stay up until midnight tonight? Please stay safe whatever you do. Kaiser, CB, and myself will see you in 2014!

Zachary Quinto, his boyfriend, and two adorable dogs. Awww. [A Socialite Life]
Bruce Jenner only grew that ponytail to make Kris angry? [Starcasm]
Chrissy Teigen buried 50 Shades in a pile of sand. [Celebslam]
Anne Hathaway tools around in an electric BMW. Of course. [ICYDK]
Bradley Cooper wants you to know he works that body. [CDAN]
Zac Efron is six months sober. Good for him. [Moe Jackson]
Jessica Alba has some holiday fun in pajamas. [I’m Not Obsessed]
A woman creates abstract paintings with her rack. Weird. [The Frisky]
Ariel Castro‘s former neighbor is a monster too. [Bossip]
Chelsea Handler shows off bare booty. Ugh. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Foxy Brown is back with a hot new single. [OMG Blog]
Julia Roberts: A director told me to erase my “dirty” freckles. [Life & Style]
Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez & Demi Lovato facetime together. [Limelife]

Header photo courtesy of James Thew – Fotolia.com, Photo below credit checka/Photocase.com


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  1. Hello Kitty says:

    No Cumby or Hiddles posts to send us off into the new year? πŸ™

    • Miss Jupitero says:

      I noted with amusement that Datalounge declared a moratorium on fan posts about Hiddles.

      • Sixer says:

        Guess who saw C-c-coriolanus while she was in London? Will tell properly on the next Puddletom post.

      • LadySlippers says:

        Oh no Sixer! You don’t get off that easy. Spill da beans!!!

      • Miss Jupitero says:

        Spill it Sixer, or TommyAnnE will serenade you with his new song about Bunny!

      • curlsunited says:

        Lucky @Sixer: … which will be tomorrow, hopefully. Give us all the gory details!

      • Sixer says:

        No time! It’s 6.30pm here. Went by accident. Will tell all, promise! Sing away, TommyannE.

      • TommyAnnE of the Christmas Tree Forest says:

        *strumming guitar using the only chord I know in a shower of rosepetals*


        Bunny makes the world go round! The world go round, the world go round!

        Bunny makes the world go round! She makes the world go round! She makes the world go round!


        Bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny O Bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny ….

      • TommyAnnE of the Tear-Stained Willow says:

        *Strumming faster, sticking to one chord*

        Bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny
        O Bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny ….


        Bunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunny Bunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunnybunny ….

        *More rose petals descend*

      • LadySlippers says:

        TommyAnnE — Oh please dance and show us how you think Bunny is real too!

        *removes chairs so TommyAnnE can dance with abandon*

      • LadySlippers says:

        And Sixer, how the hell do you go to a play BY ACCIDENT? Trip and fall buying tickets only to land in TommyAnnE’s lap??!

        (TommyAnnE — what stupendous music you make. I am so enjoying it)

      • TommyAnnE of the Boogy Woogie says:

        *Drop-kicks the guitar*

        *Flails about doing the Time Warp Again*


      • curlsunited says:

        And Sixer, did you have to fight the urge to reach for the emergency ball gag in your handbag?

      • LadySlippers says:

        TommyAnnE — do you care if people join you?!???

        *Steps back but sways quietly with TommyAnnE*

      • Sixer says:

        Morning! I am hungover and my house is rubble. Sigh.

        By accident – my brother had got me tickets for something else but when we arrived at his house (everyone staying there for the Christmas duration), my parents showed an interest in going. So I gave the tickets to them. Sixlet Major was crashingly disappointed and I promised him that I’d take him to whichever thing he wanted to see most that we could get late tickets for. He went online and lo and behold there were tickets for Coriolanus. No idea what happened – there were some returns and everyone was too busy with their Christmas presents to realise except us?

        Anyway. Will put a mini review on the next PuddleTom post. Sixlet Major is gushing and I’m ambivalent but I think coloured by a few things, including having seen something else that I thought was truly fantastic a few days before.

      • Secret Squirrel says:

        Morning Sixer. Welcome to hangover city, though I am just about to leave the city limits I’m pleased to say. I’ll leave some vitamin C for you and a shovel for the rubble removal!

        How exciting your trip to London sounded! I haven’t been to London in years although I do love it. I’m EXTREMELY jealous!! Can’t believe the Hiddlestoners have left spare tickets for Coriolanus. I think it was last night’s New Year’s Eve show that was being taped for NTL (which I don’t get to see until 3rd week in Feb). Looking forward to hearing about it in more detail, including your rather curious sounding ambivalence!

    • Secret Squirrel says:

      Oh, Hiddles in Corriolanus… I want one.

      • LadySlippers says:

        This is an EMERGENCY! Nibble on Sixer’s toes until she tells us how his play was!!! Hopefully she’ll cave soon.

      • Secret Squirrel says:


        *sings to Sixer*
        I know I don’t have a bunny song
        I know that really makes it wrong
        but Sixer my darling, my sweetheart, my love
        if you don’t spill the beans I’ll give bunny a shove

        *side eyes self for such a crappy song and gives a curtsey to TommyAnnE for superior song writing skills*

        PLEEEEASE tell us how you accidentally got to see Tommy. That would be soooooo nice of you!
        *big squirrel eyes*

        Kaiser – we need a Hiddles story STAT.

      • LadySlippers says:

        Hey, I’ll take a post about ANY cute British Isle Boys. Never mind. Let’s expand this to ANY cute SEXY boys. (Thanks to Marty I’m still a bit hot & bothered)

        *stands next to Squirrel trying to emulate her big pleading eyes*

  2. NYC_girl says:

    I hope everyone has a safe and fun night and a great New Year! πŸ™‚

  3. Sullivan says:

    Oh, Chelsea, you really are coarse. The boozehound broke her leg and flashes her arse. Why isn’t she on the SmartWater sponsored Cabo vacation?

  4. T.fanty says:

    Happy new year to one and all! Here’s to a Cumber-filled 2014!!!

    • Sixer says:

      I will toast you with my glass of sloe gin at midnight. (Somehow, I’ve been conned into throwing a party).

    • Mairead says:

      Well, the BBC is certainly starting it off for us 😈

      • LadySlippers says:


        Sure rub it in.

        *clenches leaves and grits teeth*

      • Secret Squirrel says:

        Bah. Ben will be romanced, married and have baby nbr 2 on the way before Oz even gets to see season 3. WHY in this age of global digitalization do we still have MONTHS of discrepancy in viewing shows at the same time as everyone else.

        *begins to angrily pack bags to go to UK to ask BBC WHY it won’t release Sherlock across the world simultaneously*

      • LadySlippers says:

        Squirrel, I’ll invite you to our wedding, k dearie?

        But I agree. However, I want to move to the UK as my travel bug is really bothering me now.

        And since it’s 2014 for you already.
        Happy happy New Year my dear Squirrel. Thank you for making CB so much fun! I’m still in 2013 so take a drink for me please.


      • Secret Squirrel says:

        *mouth hangs open and eyes glaze at prospect of seeing a curly haired Ben dance in a tux at his own wedding*

        Would you like me to bring Hids or Hems as my guest?? I could bring both I suppose, but they would only end up competing for my attention and brilliant dance moves.

        Happy New Year to you my petal! Have a good one and I look forward to more silliness in 2014 (and I don’t need much encouragement in that respect!).

  5. V4Real says:

    Have a bitching New Year to everyone at Celebitchy.

    Have fun but be safe

  6. Nicolette says:

    A Happy New Year to all! πŸ™‚

  7. PunkyMomma says:

    Wishing you all a terrific 2014!

  8. Fancyamazon says:

    Happy New Year!!!

  9. Sixer says:

    Happy New Year!

  10. Miss Jupitero says:

    Happy new year to all! My BF and I are having a quiet one together. Good food and movies!

  11. Marty says:

    Just because it’s the end of the year, here’s a little something for Miss J, Anna. T. Fanty, and V4Real. Happy New Year indeed ladies!


    • LadySlippers says:

      Oh my Marty! Oh my.
      That should come with a warning!!!

      *huge eyes but still swoons*

    • Secret Squirrel says:

      Yowsah Marty. That’s my home boy!!

      Happy New Year one and all!!! I am just back from my New Year’s Party (amazing that I can actually type really as hangover mode has well and truly started) and about to collapse into bed and dream of BC, TH and now that gif Marty just shared of CH… and probably spiders.

      *fans LadySlippers*

      • LadySlippers says:

        Do all your boys look like that????

        It’s been so long since I’ve gazed upon such a site that I almost forget what boys look like……..

        *hands Squirrel some water to help prevent dehydration*

      • Marty says:

        Oops, sorry ladies! Should’ve warned that gif might cause hot flashes and a tingly sensation all over the body…… I’m not really sorry πŸ˜‰

      • LadySlippers says:

        Marty if I wasn’t still swooning I’d be angry.


        Just remember to give us some warning if we are going to see some hunky men!!!

      • Secret Squirrel says:

        *pulls leafy twig from tree to fan oneself and drinks water*

        @LadyS- Ha ha, I’d like to tell you all Aussie boys look like CH (or at least think they do) and make you jealous beyond words buuuuuuuuuuuut…


        Some come close though… but no.

        Have woken up remarkably well after 3 hrs sleep and feel just about alive. I must not have tried hard enough last night! I do recall doing snake hips at one point…Yikes!

      • Secret Squirrel says:

        Oh god, and I twerked a pregnant lady.
        *hangs head in shame, removes all alcohol from house and calls Twerkers Anonymous*

    • V4Real says:

      Oh Marty you’re the best. HAVE A WONDERFUL NEW YEAR.

  12. Frida_K says:

    Safe and happy and abundant New Year’s Eve and 2014 to one and all…!


  13. dahlianoir says:

    HAPPY NEW YEAR ! Please lern something new this year; a new language/new skills/new recipes/how to fix something…

    Learning is power ! Happy new year again !

  14. lady mary. says:


  15. Ginger says:

    Happy New Year everyone!

  16. LadySlippers says:

    May everyone have a safe and healthy 2014! And may we all go from strength to strength.


  17. Mairead says:

    Same to ye lads πŸ˜€

  18. mia girl says:

    Happy New Year to everyone!!

  19. LucyS says:

    I follow Chrissy Teigen on twitter and she wasn’t objecting to the material in the book so much as the horrible, piss-poor, terrible, no good writing. I actually think she’s pretty funny, but she gets trolled a lot on twitter. She’s pretty funny about most of it, but good Lord, I can’t imagine shrugging off some of the abuse she gets (granted, she’s not the most tactful person alive and some of what she tweets is pretty crude, but it doesn’t excuse people telling her she should die).

  20. Gorgonia says:

    Happy 2014 to everyone: fun, love, money and … Your favourite celeb on a silver plate!

  21. MelissaMelissa says:

    Happy New Years Celebitchy! Thank you so much for entertaining us with your posts every day of the week. This site has become such a part of my life. Muahssss!

    Happy New Years Fellow Bitches!!!!!!!!!! Stay Awesome and see you in 2014!

  22. Kim1 says:

    Eva Longoria engaged.She is like JLO can’t be single for a month.

  23. I Choose Me says:

    Happy New Year *hic* everybody! *hic.

  24. Ag-UK says:

    Happy New Year everyone.

  25. lucy2 says:

    Happy New Year everyone!

  26. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2531945/Brad-Pitts-Hurricane-Katrina-charity-fire-homes-rotting.html

    Just saw this–I really hope that they didn’t get fooled by the company, that it was somehow a mistake. For those who don’t want to read the link–Brad P’s ‘Make It Right’ foundation’s homes that they built (2 dozen of them) started rotting–the wood. The wood was supposed to be ” a non-burning glass-and-wood blend and had been guaranteed for 40 years”–apparently not.

    Anyway, I hope they get that fixed soon (they’ve already started reconstruction and fixing the homes)—I saw this documentary with my mom, about the Lower Ninth Quarter in NOLA. Right after the hurricane hit, when they were trying to rebuild, they had so many grifters and con artists who would come and take their money and leave, or they’d do a shit job, and the people would have to pay to fix it.

    I can’t believe that they’re still rebuilding…

  27. ….and because it’s New Year’s and I’m feeling generous with you bitches–I will allow you all to take a peek at mah husband’s junk, and him running under a sprinkler system–naked. πŸ™‚



    Isn’t he beautiful?

    • Secret Squirrel says:

      *fans face*



      That is…..


      *staggers off to find cleaning cloth to wipe steam from glasses*
      *realizes not wearing glasses*

    • LadySlippers says:


      You are a goddess among women.


    • Believe me, I didn’t want to share AT ALL πŸ˜‰
      But I feel like I’m really annoying–because I’m one of the rare posters who has a ton of free time (seriously–if I’m not doing schoolwork, then I can be on this site for as long as I want really), so I can argue and find links for as long as I want–all day if I wanted. So this is my present to all you people who scroll thing a post, and see my name like 10 times.

      Plus my New Year sucked, so I’ve been lurking for most of the day, and all of my Christmas break. I found those gifs on an old post about Liam’s junk……

      • Secret Squirrel says:

        I do my best work when you are all asleep! I have to sit up until 2am to be part of the fun of new posts and I can tell you my boss isn’t so keen with letting me sleep under my desk whilst my work piles up the next day (even though I tell him I do it for the bitches!). At least seeing your always-insightful posts gives me something interesting to read and respond to!

        And naked Liam is always a bonus! I am no threat to you and your “husband” but can appreciate the hilarity of running through sprinklers naked! Everyone should do it at least once!

  28. Zombie Shortcake says:

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!