L&S: Katy Perry & John Mayer plan secret Hawaiian wedding, she’s preggers

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Life & Style is running with a cover story about Katy Perry and John Mayer. I almost want to immediately chalk this up to a slow gossip week, but let’s do this anyway. The tabloid says that Katy and John of the suspiciously coupley Vanity Fair portraits are planning a secret wedding. Further … Katy is allegedly pregnant with John’s baby. Are you laughing yet? Because this is some funny sh-t.

These two are in heavy rotation phase of their joint single, “Who You Love,” which drives me nuts every time I hear it at the gym. Not only is it a ridiculous song, but it unnerves me that John is so blatantly using Katy to revive his own career. If body language means anything at all, John is not really into Katy. She hasn’t picked up on that yet, and she’s even telling friends how John is about to propose. Now Life & Style is adding their version of events:

Life & Style can reveal that Katy Perry and John Mayer have planned a very special Hawaiian getaway for their friends and family — which has pals believing it could be something more than just a tropical retreat.

“John and Katy flew about 12 of their closest friends to Hawaii,” a source close to John reveals to Life & Style. “They wanted it to be very special, so they flew them on a private plane.”

Katy and John are so wildly in love, the source says it wouldn’t shock those close to the couple if they surprised friends and family with a secret island wedding.

“John says all the time that Katy is going to be his wife,” a source tells Life & Style. “He says she just gets him like no one else does.” And the feeling is certainly mutual. “I am so madly in love with him,” Katy has gushed about John. “He’s got a beautiful mind.”

The source tells the mag, “John is usually so private so the fact that he flew all his friends in to be with them was very special. John and Katy greeted all of them with huge smiles and hugs and told them she wanted each one of them with her and John in Hawaii and that she loved them all.”

[From Life & Style]

Well Katy set herself up for tabloid stories like this. Maybe her team is even dictating the part about John saying he wants Katy to be his wife. She is most definitely not pregnant. Katy is preparing to embark on her Prismatic world tour in May. Plus I doubt she’s ready for kids in general. Remember how (in her Part of Me documentary) she told Russell Brand, “Babies can’t have babies, and I’m a baby“? Katy may be crazy about John, but a baby is not in the forecast.

Katy Perry

Katy Perry

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  1. PunkyMomma says:

    He makes my skin crawl and she seems so desperate. Yuck.

    • Zigggy says:

      I know! WHAT makes him appealing to so many women? I know the type and can imagine him showering them with unique compliments and attention, saying just what they want/need to hear. All just a game to him though. Yuck!

    • Liv says:

      Yep. And I totally think he already has an exit plan. He’s an idiot and disgusting.

  2. Lucy2 says:

    I really don’t get what she sees in him. In recent years he’s become so obnoxious.

    • I’ve been reading this site since 2010, and I don’t think I’ve ever read ONE good thing about him, ever.

      • Maggie says:

        He’s a great musician!

      • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

        I don’t mean to say he isn’t talented–but I’ve never heard one good thing about him personally. He’s a douche, and doesn’t hide it. So I’m just wondering why any of these women fall for him. He’s probably as charming as the devil when he’s on you. I wouldn’t go near him with a six foot pole, even if all I wanted was sex (which I’m sure part of the reason these women love him so much is because they’re dickmatized).

      • mebee says:

        Actually, I hate to admit it but I find him smoking hot, despite the fact that he is obviously a disgusting person on the inside. And I can’t STAND his music! When one of his horrible songs comes on, I will do whatever is necessary to escape it (even digging around in my purse for old earplugs is fair game if were talking about avoiding John Mayer’s garbage music). But sexually? I don’t know what it is, but that man is fine as f–k.

      • Ok says:

        Mebee — ewwwww ewwwwww ewwww
        You might need a 12 step program for hotness perception detox.

  3. Dani2 says:

    It’s Life &Style so this is most likely not true. I don’t think he’s using her to revive his career (when did it die? lol) but more about the fact that he loves that she hero worships him, calls him genius, looks at him like he hung the moon, I don’t think he’s capable of falling in love with a woman cuz he’s already in a deeply committed relationship with himself.
    And Katy, gurl, much as I don’t think you can sing to save your life, you can do better.
    As Brenda Meeks said: “She don’t love herself.”

    • Leah says:

      I agree with that, he seems to like women who view him as intellectually superior. He also seems to like vulnerable women post divorce Simpson, Anniston and now Perry. But i honestly think he likes the fame that goes with being in a high profile couple too. His ego couldn’t take dating a non famous girl like Matt Damon did.

    • Renee says:

      ” I don’t think he’s capable of falling in love with a woman cuz he’s already in a deeply committed relationship with himself.” THIS. Zing!!

  4. blue marie says:

    John is only into John, so it’s not shocking that they’re awkward. Also, I’ve been lucky enough to have not heard the song, fingers crossed this trend continues.

    My first thought when I started reading “I thought I left the Rosemary’s baby post”

  5. m says:

    I find it interesting that Katy and Taylor Swift were good friends and yet they haven’t been seen together since Katy started banging John. I guess Taylors probably irritated that she wrote a song calling him out for using girls and then her friend goes and dates him.

  6. JFS61 says:

    Pathetic – She deserves every bit of D-Baggery she’s going to receive from this guy here on out.

  7. Lark says:

    Supposedly one of Katy’s friend was talking on twitter about having a big vacation with friends to Hawaii. My guess is they got the idea for this story from that tweet and created a story around it. It’s certainly possible that Katy could be going to Hawaii with John and friends, she’s vacationed there a lot in the past. It’s also very possible that Katy’s friend is going on a vacation with different friends and it has nothing to do with Katy.

    • Ella says:

      I think she IS in Hawaii now; one of my friends likes her and was talking about some Instagram pic of KP with a big mosquito bite from her vacation in Hawaii. Of course, that doesn’t mean any of the rest of this stuff is true — she could be just there with friends, or maybe with JM too but it doesn’t mean they’re getting engaged.

  8. Hannah says:

    What the hell is “Prismatic” supposed to mean?

  9. GIRLFACE says:

    Both of them seem desperate and insecure in their own ways. Mayer seems more manipulative and delusional. I’m beginning to think some of Katy’s acting dumb is for attention and to work the helpless cute girl routine. That is going to be one attention hungry baby! I hope it’s not true.

  10. Jassy says:

    is it just me or does katy change her style to match who she’s with? she’s kinda starting to dress all free-spirity out at da ranch like john

  11. Cece says:

    Is it me? This young women just appears so much older then she is. Always out dated hair style like a 80′s,Mom right out of her weekly beauty shop appt. Her choice of mismatched clothes NOT HIP! just a weird mix of tops and skirts. She needs help. Needs to look more youthful. She always appears to be with the girls to chaperone,babysit them.

    • GIRLFACE says:

      I think it’s the very bright and heavy makeup all the time and the fact her hair is usually big in some way. Also, I agree that her styling choices miss the mark quite a bit. Perhaps her giant er… upper torso area limits her choices probably as well.

  12. Kosmos says:

    Well, he definitely has a bad reputation with women in his past. Most or all of them were decent and likable women, but I don’t think he knows how to have a real relationship because he blows all of them out of the water. I do like Katy, but she might not have the best taste in men, shall we say…..I’m glad she’s happy and she hit it off with someone, but…will this last?? I mean, John Mayer?? I think that Mayer is a great artist, he has a lot of talent and he deserves credit for his work. I think he’s really into Katy “now,” but I wonder if anything can last with him. Katy definitely picks quirky men.

  13. lady_luck says:

    Well maybe they are in love, and maybe it’s true….hey statistics say, even nearly all douchebags get married at one point ;) scary huh!

  14. happyfeet says:

    He doesn’t look like he’s into her at all. Initially I thought it was the libra aloof thing (I’m a libra and aloofness kinda happens) but…there is zero chemistry here. He seems to be happy at being a loner there’s no love spark in his eyes and she’s just a fool in love. This will not end well for her because she has just about 5 minutes left on that pop career before she’s replaced whereas he (and I hate to say this) has enough talent to switch music genres and be around for awhile. It wouldn’t surprise me if he started doing that smooth jazz/easy listening/michael bolton stuff just to keep his career going. Katy’s boob showing, ready-to- rrrrrrROAR, wierdy blue hair days have a soon to expire shelf life.

  15. Asa says:

    All you can do is pray for her!