I can feel all of the grandmothers getting ready to shout at me, but here goes: I think Amy Adams is one of the most consistently disappointing women on any given red carpet. Amy is always nominated for everything, because she works constantly and she’s one of the best actresses of her generation. But as a Fashion Girl, she kind of sucks. I feel like every year, we get our hopes up that this will be the year that Amy just kills it sartorially, and every year we’re disappointed.

For this year’s Globes, Amy wore this Valentino ensemble –she arrived on the red carpet with a cool cape thing, and I was hoping that she would own the sort of 1970s-Halston vibe (which is an homage to her American Hustle character), but she took the cape off quickly, possibly because someone told her about Lupita Nyong’o, I think. So what we were left with was half a look, and it was not the interesting half. Without the cape, it was just an ugly dress that didn’t support her girls and the two reds kind of clashed. Plus, her hair was kind of meh. I was glad that she finally won something though.

Mila Kunis was also there, for no real reason. I mean, she presented one of the first awards, but she was SO unmemorable. When I saw her on my list of ladies to cover, I couldn’t even remember what color she wore. It’s Gucci, by the way. Blah. I also don’t get the slicked-back hair – Mila usually has great hair, I don’t get why she was styled like this.

And here’s Helen Mirren, just because. Helen wore Jenny Packham – I always admire Helen’s commitment to wearing sleeves, but I’m not really feeling this gown. Let me really look at it though… huh. Okay, giving it another chance. I kind of want to mess with it though. I want the neckline to be tighter and I think the color should be a tad darker.

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