Queen Elizabeth’s pet peeves: soup, potatoes, men in shorts & long sermons

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I remember, several years ago, when Karl Lagerfeld went on a jag where he gave interview after interview and all he discussed was all of the crap he hates. That was the pre-Choupette Lagerfeld era when he spent a lot of time complaining about fat people and, like, people who eat solid food. He’s softened since then, thanks to Choupette. Anyway, I was reminded of that when I read through this absolutely amazing list of Queen Elizabeth’s pet peeves, as compiled by Us Weekly. This is the best list you’ll read all day. Are you ready? Here we go:

Potatoes: “They’re never served when she dines alone.”

Soup: “She just doesn’t care for it”

Babies at dinner: Children have no place at her table until they learn proper manners.

Three-piece suits: She feels the ensembles are only fit for servants.

The word “pregnant”: “Her Majesty finds the term ‘vulgar’… she refers to expectant women as ‘in the family way.’”

Petting the Corgis: She’s protective of her Corgis, no one is allowed to touch them.

Thesaurus users: People who rely on thesauruses for crosswords are “cheats” she has said.

Men in shorts: Long pants are preferred.

Clashing chords: The Queen despises “dissonance” in her tunes.

Long sermons: The Queen prefers sermons to be no longer than 12 minutes.

Clinking cubes: she serves ball-shaped ice cubes in her cold drinks because they make less noise.

Fake bow ties: “The queen can spot a pre-tied tie at 20 paces”

[From Us Weekly, print edition]

I think my favorite peeves are “no sermons longer than 12 minutes” (yikes!) and not being able to say the word “pregnant”. I also love that she’s a crossword purist and she looks down on people who “cheat.” But really, the whole list is awesome.

Some additional royal stories I thought you’d enjoy… let’s see. Us Weekly says that Duchess Kate had a “private” and “cozy” dinner party at Kensington Palace for her 32nd birthday. William came home “early” from Cambridge to have dinner with Kate, Carole, Michael, Pippa and James. Kate and William’s housekeeper Antonella Fresolone cooked, apparently. A source says having a quiet meal at home was “easier than going out and leaving George at home… She doesn’t like a big fuss.”

Also – the list of “royal gifts” has been released. Meaning, these are gifts that the royal family received when they were traveling abroad. You can see the E! write-up here. I found it interesting because William and Kate had no recorded gifts in that time period (they didn’t travel abroad), but Harry got some great loot. Harry received a “bottle of whiskey and an engraved hip flask from the Commanding Officer of the Australia Special Air Service Regiment.” He also got lots of free clothes, a pair of sunglasses, military goggles, and my favorite: Michelle Obama gave him a brown leather fly-boy jacket.

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  1. carol says:

    well she’s a stick in the mud, no? Still, she works hard! Good for her.

    • idk says:

      Works hard doing what exactly?

      Also, as a brit, I find it insulting she doesn’t like potatoes ! The best potatoes come from the U.K. Mash for days.

      • sienna says:

        This is the a copy of the Queen’s public schedule: http://www.royal.gov.uk/LatestNewsandDiary/Royaldiary/Locationsandtimes.aspx

        This is just the public part of what she does. You really think that she is a lazy 87 year old? I don’t know many octogenarians who work full stop.

        Rag on the more junior members of the Royal Family all you want, but it is hard not to be impressed with her work ethic.

      • Kiddo says:

        100 years old, works 35 hours per week as a teacher, then does after-school work.
        http://abclocal.go.com/wabc/story?section=news/national_world&id=9390662

      • idk says:

        @ sienna

        I never said she was lazy, but let’s be honest, there are a lot more people in this world who work a lot harder than she does and without all the gain. The Royals are not known for their work ethic. I actually think the younger ones, William and Harry are much more in tune with the real world and real work. The Queen, I don’t think so. That’s my opinion.

      • sienna says:

        @idk

        I totally respect your opinion, I just feel the opposite. Admittedly, I have a soft spot for the old lady, who until she was 10 was never going to be much more than a minor royal.

        I love that she and the Prime Minister endeavour to meet every week. I think there is something very special about the continuity she brings, especially when you think that as a newly coronated 25 year old, she was meeting with Sir Winston Churchill.

        I feel like the younger royals want the perks and not the responsibility. I guess we just differ 🙂

      • idk says:

        @ sienna

        No worries, I don’t expect everyone to agree with me. I’m not knocking the Queen at all. The younger royals are just “getting with the times”. Plus, social media puts out a lot of false reports and rumors too. I mean, I do think the Queen is much busier than Kate (pre-pregnancy).

  2. LadyMTL says:

    I love this list! I’m honestly not surprised at the fact that she dislikes the word pregnant – I mean in the 1950’s on I Love Lucy they didn’t dare say that word on TV – but soup? Really? What’s wrong with soup, I love soup. Potato soup especially, hahahaha.

    I guess that means I’m not fit to be the Queen.

    • Seagulls says:

      My husband won’t eat it, generally. He doesn’t like broth with as he calls it, “chunks floating in it.” He’ll eat puréed soups, but you can tell it isn’t his favorite.

      • Ponytail says:

        My boyfriend’s the same – pureed soups are acceptable, but he’d rather not eat soups at all. Glad to know he’s not the only weirdo out there !

    • Bucky says:

      I’m with you on the generational divide on the word “pregnant”. My grandmothers are and would be (one is alive) around the queen’s age, and they don’t use the word pregnant. They use euphemisms because they also think the word is vulgar. It’s very much an age thing.

    • Tilly says:

      My uncle has always hated soup saying, “Soup is food for sick people”. LOL

    • Decloo says:

      I guess she would not be overly pleased by my personal favorite “knocked-up.”

  3. SamiHami says:

    A woman who knows her own mind! I like that in a queen.

  4. GiGi says:

    Well, in the Anglican communion, the sermon is usually brief. The entire liturgy may take an hour or longer, but the actual “message” portion is pretty short, especially compared to a non-liturgical service where the message is expected to be 30 minutes or longer.

    And I agree about shorts on men… or anyone… I’m a shorts hater, too 😉

    • SonjaMarmeladova says:

      In the Catholic Church also. The service is about an hour, but the sermon is shorter ( I think it’s called the sermon, I’m not sure if it’s translated that way). On my Confirmation the bishop talked for 30 minutes and we almost died. That’s the longest I’ve ever heard, and I go to church almost every Sunday.

      • Carol says:

        In the Catholic Church we call the service “mass” and the sermon a “homily.” Actually, there is a difference between a sermon and a homily: a sermon picks a theme and then chooses scriptural passages dealing with that theme; a homily chooses a theme from the scripture assigned for that day. You are right that the homily is often short and is not the main focus of the mass. Frankly, twelve minutes would seem a little on the long side to many Catholics.

      • Mel says:

        Yes, the Catholic mass is around 45 minutes long. The sermon usually lasts no more than five minutes, but I suppose that can change, depending on the circumstances.

        Re: men in shorts: YUCK.
        Men in baggy bermuda pants: DOUBLE YUCK.

        🙂

      • Amy says:

        You go to Church every Sunday and don’t know the difference between a homily and a sermon?

  5. heidi says:

    true to Gemini form -NO long sermons lol

  6. Anna says:

    Oh she is just the best. There’s no snark like the Queen To Rule Them All Snark.

  7. GoodNamesAllTaken says:

    Agree about fake bow ties, but don’t really get the ice thing. I sort of like the sound of clinking cubes from a cocktail. It’s a happy sound! But love her and would be terrified to meet her.

  8. nicole says:

    Omg, I’m so with her on pregnant. Most “pregnancy” terms give me an instant gag reflex! Birth especially. And her 3 piece ensemble adversion is so judgy and fit for a Queen!

    • girlnbayou says:

      My old southern grandmother, may she rest in peace, would say a pregnant woman “was in that way” and of course she would say “coloured” for black people. So I guess it is just people of their generation who use those antiquated terms still

      • Kristen says:

        I’ve always loved the Spanish expression for giving birth. They say “dar luz,” which literally means “to give light.”

      • SonjaMarmeladova says:

        In Croatian, the word for pregnant is “trudna” which is also an archaic word for tired.

    • jjva says:

      I can handle “pregnant,” but “preggo” and “preggers” make me want to retch. I’m In The Family Way at the moment and when people refer to me as “preggo” I want to hit them and blame the hormones!

      • Mel says:

        “Preggers” or “preggo” is hideous indeed! I’d like to hit such people myself, and I can’t blame the hormones. : -)

        And Sonja: I love it when languages employ terms that actually – still – make sense. 🙂

    • Mel says:

      Kristen, in Spanish it’s “dar A luz” = literally, bring forth TO light.
      (“Parir”, of course, is another option, but it’s much too “technical” and more often than not used in assorted insults. :- ) And the word for pregnant is “embarazada” or “encinta”.)

      I don’t like the word “pregnant” myself. Never did. It’s too… eh, I don’t know. I just prefer “expecting a child”.
      Oddly enough, I don’t mind the French “enceinte” or Italian “incinta” too much; but in every language I prefer “expecting a child”. Not because it’s coy but because it sounds more “comprehensive” to me – more inclusive of all the aspects of the process, not just the biological one.

  9. Kiddo says:

    How much is the queen drinking, if she finds ice cube clinking maddening? That’s what I’d like to know.

    • Hautie says:

      Well I would suspect cocktail hour starts about 4pm and last till bedtime. 🙂

      Those ice cubes can get annoying, about hour into the cocktail hours.

    • Secret Squirrel says:

      “Phillip, make one a gin and tonic with the non-clinky ice cubes”

      I love potatoes and distrust anyone who does not like them (including my own father!).

      I’m with her with the soup though. Aside from my mum’s beef and vegetable soup when I am sick, I don’t touch the stuff.

      Tom and Benedict may be interested to hear her views on three-piece suits though. They are making them popular again and the queen is giving them a frowning of a lifetime! They will never get OBE’s whilst popularizing servants attire!

      Corgi’s are the most temperamental breed of dog and I wouldn’t put my hand anywhere near one!

    • FLORC says:

      Spherical ice is a good to at lots of bars in my area. The surface area is less than a cube to volume so it melts slower. And it looks very nice.

      • Lady D says:

        Being the spatially challenged person that I am, what does the ice cube tray look like to make round ice cubes?

      • FLORC says:

        It can be shipped to you or you’ve purchased the freezer ice tray (like myself) or it’s a sphere that’s loaded from the small opening at the top and it seperates at the middle. In my experience cubes will crack more than ice spheres.

        I can’t seem to post the link, but google it. If you enjoy a good quality liquor on the rocks having just 1 piece of slow melting ice is great.

      • Mel says:

        Lady D, most good general shops (in Europe, at least) sell plastic pouches with little round compartments. You just pour the water in and put it in the freezer. When the ice is ready, you pop the little spheres out.

    • Zigggy says:

      Every morning at 11 she has a drink of gin 🙂

  10. Hautie says:

    I am telling you right now… if the sermon lasted 12 minutes. I would be in Church weekly. Seriously.

    But since I am Baptist. That sermon will last at least hour… closer to 90 minutes if he gets on a roll. And that folks is why I refuse to go to Church anymore.

    And I still would pay good money to see, all the brooches Queenie has in her personal collection. The girl always has on a great brooch, when she is out and about.

    • Seagulls says:

      Yikes! We Lutherans like to keep it clicking along. I think a super windy pastor would sermonize for twenty minutes!

    • BendyWindy says:

      I was raised Baptist, and currently go to an Episcopal church (when I go). I love that from start to finish it’s less than an hour…that includes singing, reading from the Bible, the sermon, and communion. I like my Jesus in 20 minutes or less, thank you!

    • SonjaMarmeladova says:

      What does an actual Protestant service look like? do they differ depending on the denomination?
      also, I recently found ut that in the US ( not sure if it’s true) Catholics are not considered Christian? Is that true? Why? I mean, we always said Protestants were out brothers in Christ, so I was shocked when I read an article about their perception of us recently.

      • taxi says:

        Not true. All who believe Jesus is the Son of God the Father and therefor Divine are Christians. Some Protestant sects, particularly fundamentalist or born-again Christians resent Catholics’ adherence to any current Pope as God’s representative on earth and think Catholicism includes too many archaic symbols of worship, but generally don’t deny that it is a form of Christianity.

      • BendyWindy says:

        There are many, many Protestant denominations and services vary widely. Episcopalians are like the American version of Church of England, which I’ve heard described as “Catholic Lite.” Lutherans and Methodists are similar. Then you have Southern Baptists and Pentecostals who are charismatic (including speaking in tongues). I believe they typically have long services (my mom tells of going to revivals which lasted all day). And you have Evangelical Christians, and Universalists, Latter Day Saints, etc. So, to answer your question…it’s too hard to answer. 😀

        As for Catholics not being considered Christians, that isn’t accurate. The only people I know who don’t consider Catholics Christian are ignorant. Catholics worship Christ. End of story. SOME born again Christians like to pretend they’re not Christian, but that is only out of ignorance and trying to assert their religion as the one true religion. I have no use for people like that.

    • Lady D says:

      I would just love to see the brooch collection too. I’ve seen her in some stunning ones.

    • Kate says:

      I hate when relatives are praying over the food and decide to give a sermon

  11. Cazzee says:

    No soup for you!

    • Kiddo says:

      Ha!

    • Amanduh says:

      Hahaha…my first thought as well!! Queen, schmeen- the Soup Nazi would show her what’s up!
      My pet peeves:
      1. When someone says “obviously” or “of course”…ffs, I’m not an idiot and it wasn’t obvious to me!!
      2. When someone is telling a story and keeps saying, “okay” during those natural pauses…
      3. Drivers who don’t use their signals.

      I’m bored and sick at home…I wanna read about everyone’s pet peeves (where did that term come from?! I’m adding it to my list!!)
      4. The term “pet peeve”…

      • Decloo says:

        I have so many pet peeves that it’s a wonder I can get through the day. Here’s one that drives me crazy: When people stop and chat in the middle of a busy sidewalk. Or when a person with a stroller stops in the middle of the sidewalk to check his or her phone instead of moving off to the side.

      • Kiddo says:

        So basically sidewalk related, lol.

      • taxi says:

        How do you feel about people who stop as soon as they step off the last moving stair of the elevator? Nearly alway 2 or more people trying to figure out where next to go. I hate backups at the end of moving stairways.

      • Amanduh says:

        @ Decloo: totally get what you’re saying. Frustrating and dangerous (depending on the speed at which you walk). Or super-slow walkers who don’t walk single-file and you can’t pass them in a narrow hall. Or people who don’t say thanks (or acknowledge) when I hold a door open for them.
        Literally could go on all day…(Someone’s peeve will be that I used the term “literally”…)

      • Decloo says:

        @Amanduh: Yes, non-thankers! I always loudly say “You’re welcome” as they walk away. Also, for those you don’t get out of my way–“Excuse you.”

      • Hazel says:

        Pet Peeves: Signs with misspelled words, inaccurate punctuation, poor grammar, or–horror of horrors–some combination of the three.

    • Dame Snarkweek says:

      The term pet peeve came into popular use in the 1920s. It is a shortened form of the words petty and peevish.
      My short list:
      1. People who speak with too much saliva in the mouth *shudders*
      2. People who speak to you as they are approaching as opposed to waiting until they actually reach you.
      3. People who call on the telephone and just launch into a conversation before they establish whether or not it is a good time for you to talk.
      4. People who are constantly on their smart phones, tablets and other devices during social gatherings.
      5. Children who jump up and flee the dinner table without asking to be excused, much less offering to clear the table.
      6. Parents who let their children cry for an extended period of time. And this has not much to do with the irritation of the noise but more to do with the fact that it is insensitive and unfair to the child. Little ones cry for a reason, even if it is a reason that adults think are irrelevant. The needs of little ones should be attended to. And yes the noise is irritating also 😉

      This list makes me realize that I am a proper old granny and my own right and I am not even 40 years old yet LOL

      • Amanduh says:

        Thanks for the explanation!! Hmm…could we just shorten it to peeve? lol
        And thanks for your list! It fascinates me to see what other people find irritating! And you’re (another peeve…not knowing the difference between your/you’re and their, there and they’re) just a firm believer in manners!! Too much saliva turns into that white spittle in the corners of there (kidding… Their) mouth.

      • Dame Snarkweek says:

        Lol!

  12. tifzlan says:

    My favorite peeves are babies at dinner, thesaurus cheats and clashing sounds. More of these lists!

  13. Pomegranate says:

    The terms “preggo” and “baby bump” give me the dry heaves, so I am with her on that.

    • Seagulls says:

      Me too, and I am “in the family way.”

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      Loathe “preggers” too.

      • AJ says:

        Yes! I cannot stand “preggers” it makes me want to vomit. And “preggo” and “baby bump” and when people refer to themselves as “mommy.” “I am _____ mommy.” No, you have your own name and identity. Puke! For the record, I have 2 young girls and I never used those terms.

    • m says:

      Agreed and Im adding the word ‘belly’ and ‘baby belly’ to the list.

      • Karen says:

        Yes! My sister just found out she’s pregnant and I’ve already outlawed belly. I need to tell her that baby bump isn’t allowed either!

      • Mel says:

        It’s not particularly endearing, no.
        But personally I find the word “tummy” (not necessarily related to pregnancy alone) even worse – ridiculous to the point of being offensive – especially coming out of the mouth of adult, mature people.

    • Lori says:

      I detests how so many magazines are using the word “bump” now like it is independent of the woman herself. “She dressed her bump in Gucci” or “she took her bump to the Wholefoods MArket”. Like women stop being people when they are “in the family way”. LOL

    • StaceyP says:

      Mine is “we’re pregnant”, no we’re not pregnant.

    • taxi says:

      Prego is a brand of jarred pasta sauce. Suppose we said Ragu?

  14. Duchess of Corolla says:

    I love Her Majesty. Even her pet peeves are great.

  15. Beatrice says:

    Awesome woman!! I love that there’s none of this “I’m just like ordinary people” fakery. She’s The Queen and owns it. Queen Elizabeth is beautiful, especially in that purple outfit. I hope I look that smart when I’m in my 80’s.

  16. Belle Epoch says:

    Does she use the royal “we”? As in, “We don’t care for potatoes?”

  17. Marigold says:

    Of course she doesn’t like potatoes. I’m choosing to interpret that my own way.

    Pregnant is a weird one. All the stupid ways people manipulate that word, sure. But the word itself is pretty tame.

    I take all this with a boulder of salt coming from Us, anyway.

    • MinnFinn says:

      My mom was the same age as QEII and back when I was a kid in the 1970’s, the term pregnant was considered tacky. I never understood why but I quickly learned to use the preferred term which back then was “expecting”.

      In the 60’s and 70’s if not before, adult men didn’t wear shorts in my part of the country unless they were going swimming. Even in the sweltering heat of August, my dad never, and I mean never wore shorts.

      • Marigold says:

        I never wear shorts. There are few instances when I think anyone, male or female, looks good in shorts. They are pedestrian.

      • FLORC says:

        Marigold
        But how do exercise?
        It’s the only time I wear shorts. I’m a big summer dress and skirt girl.

  18. Frida_K says:

    1. That last photograph, the one of Harry…? YOW. He’s so YUMMY.

    2. Yes, Choupette has been very good for Uncle Karl, bless his heart.

  19. lili says:

    this is great. just super great.
    don’t know if it’s the list thing, or royal connection, but feel the need to share this with you all. enjoy:

    http://heavytable.com/whats-in-princes-fridge/

  20. agentscully says:

    Potatoes??! That’s practically sacrilege! Potatoes are delicious in all their forms – hot chips, wedges, crisps, roasted, boiled, mashed, made into hashbrowns… Anyone who doesn’t like potatoes in some form is just not right, imo! haha.

    • Nicolette says:

      +1. Don’t forget au-gratin, stuffed and potato pancakes with apple sauce. Delish!

    • littlestar says:

      Yes, potatoes are delicious and you can do so many things with them! I am honestly surprised she doesn’t like them! Does she really not like fries dipped in ketchup? Or maybe a nice poutine? Can’t imagine the Queen eating poutine! Lol ;).

    • Decloo says:

      Potatoes, in the past, were long shunned by the upper classes. This is what the poor people of Ireland basically subsisted on. It was considered peasant food.

    • Christin says:

      Potato soup (my favorite soup) must be a double no-no in her world. I love potatoes and their versatility.

  21. Leigh_S says:

    I’m obsessed by the fabulous abstract buttons on the blue coat. Is anyone else obsessed?

    The pet peeves list is amazing. Can’t you imagine the queen saying, “No bloody potatoes, no bloody soup and if you touch my bloody corgis? Off with your head!”

    She is awesome.

  22. Kiddo says:

    Hence forth, we shall all only refer to gravida and parity or para, so says the queen, fwa fwa fwa.

  23. Renee says:

    I wonder if she puts real bowties on her corgies… Great list. Well, everyone has his or her own pet peeves. I don’t mind shorts but I hate men walking around in public without shirts… especially if they’re running down the street being all sweaty and athletic. It just grosses me out.

    • Kiddo says:

      The men being all sweaty and athletic sounds kinda hot. When she mentioned the shorts business, all I could picture was Charlie Sheen, so all was understood, but now with your description, I may have to reconsider (without the Charlie Sheen part, of course).

  24. Mich says:

    Men in shorts = bad. Men in kilts = good. I agree.

    I’m surprised that gum chewing didn’t make the list.

    • Renee says:

      That’s because if anyone actually had the nerve to chew gum in front of her, she’d probably order “Off with his head!”

    • Decloo says:

      I’m definitely on board with chewing gum as a pet peeve. In my opinion it should never be chewed in public.

    • pru says:

      I so agree – men in shorts = not sexy, men in kilts = sexy!

      Why is that?

  25. BeckyR says:

    12 minute sermons? PREACH IT, SISTER!!!!!!

  26. BendyWindy says:

    I know it’s totally prudish, but whenever I actually am pregnant, I have the hardest time saying the word “pregnant.” It doesn’t bother me unless I’m currently gestating, during which time I just say that I’m expecting a baby. Weird.

  27. Kim1 says:

    12 minutes ! it takes that long to read the church announcements at my Southern Baptist Church.Sermon is always 35 -40 minutes.

  28. Mitch Buchanan Rocks! says:

    Everyone has a vice, wonder what the Queen’s is? She has the $$$ to get the good stuff.

  29. Anna says:

    She sounds like a total pill.

  30. HB says:

    There is no such thing as blue bloods. They are just people that brainwash other people into worshipping them.

  31. A says:

    Most of this is just due to her generation (the pregnant thing) or just having normal likes/dislikes (the potatoes and soups thing). The Corgi and the ice things are a little weird though.

    And seriously does anyone like “dissonant” chords??? Is this really news?

  32. P.J. says:

    “She [Kate] doesn’t like a big fuss.” Ha ha ha ha ha. Ok. SURE. (It would have been my day’s perfection if the pic of her flipping and playing with her hair at the remembrance ceremony would have been used here instead 😂)

    I adore the Queen and as far as I’m concerned, the RF is her ship and should be run exactly the way she likes, to all of her specifications, no questions asked (hence why I can’t stand Will and Kate’s total disregard for all of her traditions; very disrespectful). Haters can go overboard! 😄 The only part that I don’t like about this and would have trouble with is the Corgis thing. Corgis-and all dogs!-are adorably irresistible and I’m not sure why they’d be denied love from everyone around-at least from her family members. I mean, can you imagine spending time with your beloved grandmother in her house full of animals and being forbidden from touching/playing with any of them?? Sad.

    • Decloo says:

      It’s because her particular corgis are not very well socialized and have nipped at people.

      • taxi says:

        And attacked other dogs.

      • FLORC says:

        A territorial or aggressive dog/cat is a hallmark of a bad or selfish owner imo.
        I do admire the Queen’s dedication, but not this.

      • Dame Snarkweek says:

        Philip can’t stand the dogs. He referred to them once as “those fucking animals” when a camera crew arrived to film a special on the royal family. The queen wanted all of her dogs in the documentary and Philip lost it LOL.

  33. I Choose Me says:

    Call me weird but I love reading people’s pet peeve list and comparing it to my own. Anyone care to post theirs?

    My top ten dislikes are:

    Popping gum
    Gnarly toe/finger nails
    Meetings
    Long Sermons
    Squeaky toys
    Shoes in the house
    The smell of pinesol
    Close talkers
    People who cut in line
    Bad table manners

    • sienna says:

      My pet peeves are:

      – people who don’t let cars in during traffic
      – not unstitching the vent on a new coat
      – overcooked veg
      – when my hubby says the pots are “soaking”

      and I am totally with you on shoes in the house!

      I like this game!

      • I Choose Me says:

        the pots are “soaking” Ha. Do they end up “soaking” for more than a day?

        If so, I feel you girl.

      • sienna says:

        They end up soaking until the next morning…. and then I have to put my hand in cold greasy water to refill and clean…UGH!!!

        Thankfully he knows this sets me off, so it doesn’t happen very often!

      • FLORC says:

        sienna
        I soak my pots! Normally after my husband decides to cook and leaves the pots dry in the sink or worse, On The Counter with bits cooked to it!
        So, it has to be soaked, but we have a huge double farmhouse style sink, ao it isn’t terrible. Still. Pots must be soaked or cleaned immediately.

    • Pet Peeves says:

      Hmmm let me think…

      People who are always on their cellphones.
      Lack of punctuation and capitals.
      Talking to someone who is on the toilet or vice versa.
      Justin Bieber.
      Interrupting others.
      Saying *we are* pregnant. GAG
      Humming.

    • lunchcoma says:

      Oh, I’ll play:

      – littering
      – people who look at their phones or have conversations in front of doors, staircases, and elevators
      – drivers who don’t use their turn signals
      – bicyclists who don’t follow traffic laws at all
      – clothing that’s sold without the buttons stitched on properly
      – spelling “you” as “u”

  34. Decloo says:

    Lilibet, who doesn’t love soup??!!

  35. SnarkGirl says:

    I love the Queen. The whole Monarchy-privileged-birth thing is bollocks, but I think as a person she’s lovely. She always has this little twinkle in her eye like she’s up to something. I’ve heard she has a wicked wit and is a huge fan of stand up.

    I would love to sit down over tea and have a chat with her. She must have amazing stories to tell,

  36. Janie says:

    An aussie would give him booze and a flask.

  37. Felice says:

    I can get behind kids at the dinner table…My similar pet peeve are parents who let their kids scream their heads off in public places, especially coffee shops where I’m studying and/or want to chill. I understand the kid just wants attention or to let off steam but take it outside….

  38. Reece says:

    I love the buttons on the blue coat! *runs from Kaiser*

  39. JLM says:

    Oh, Liz II, here’s my pet peeve:

    the monarchy

    • The Girl Who Would Be King Of The Popes says:

      Exactly. You are the wind beneath my wings, whoever you are.

  40. Gorgonia says:

    I totally agree with the “men in short” peeve, except for those with highly beatiful legs. But most of them have ugly legs and they look as a post modern Pinocchio.

  41. MavenTheFirst says:

    Damn! This means she’d never send out for fish and chips. Killjoy.

  42. Flower says:

    Some time ago in a very rare interview (for a book I think) the Queen was asked if she could only have one luxury what would it be. Her answer was …….. ‘fresh sheets on her bed every day’.

  43. FLORC says:

    House guests that have the income to move out, but end up staying for moving barely legal gf’s in and out… 3 years and counting….
    Dirty dishes on the counter
    A bed not made.
    Crumbs on my counter top.
    All my pet peeves are about privacy and cleanliness.

  44. Kate says:

    I’m hurt, Your Majesty won’t let others pet the precious corgis? I love those adorable little doggies.

    My pet peeves
    people who are proud of their ignorance
    while driving a person cuts in front of you, just to turn a block later

  45. Lis says:

    No kids at fancy dinners and short sermons, I like her already. 😀

  46. Hazel says:

    As for gifts on Royal Tours: do you know what the BRF gives out? Framed photos of themselves.