Joaquin Phoenix’s rap career is totally real

Joaquin Phoenix
People have been debating whether Joaquin “Bye Good” Phoenix’s rap career is for real. At first, the reports were coming in that it was part of some tragic downfall of a good actor, that was going to be documented by his friend Casey Affleck. Then came the unfortunate first rap performace in Las Vegas. Then, within days, soureces close to Joaquin were insisting that the whole “rap career” thing was some sort of intensive “performance art” to show everyone how “crazy” Hollywood and the media are.

Now Joaquin is insisting that there is no hoax, no “performance art” to his rap career. He claims that the music is for real, and we should treat it as such. Yeah, right. People has the details.

Joaquin Phoenix insists he’s getting a bum rap.

“There’s not a hoax,” Phoenix tells the Associated Press of doubts about his sudden conversation from movie star to hip-hop artist. “Might I be ridiculous? Might my career in music be laughable? Yeah, that’s possible, but that’s certainly not my intention.”

Questions about his intentions surfaced after the newly bearded Phoenix, 34, took the stage in Las Vegas on Jan. 16 in an ill-fated debut of his new career. A video of his performance shows him falling off the stage, though he says it looks worse than it was.

“I had a lot of dudes come up and say, `We really respect you for doing it, putting yourself out there, and going with it,'” he tells AP. “Because I think true hip-hop heads know that it’s hard, it’s going to be a hard transition, and people are going to be lining up just to make fun of me.”

From People Magazine

I am one of the people lining up to make fun of Joaquin Phoenix, and I don’t care if he knows it. At first, I really did think it was part of some tragic undoing of a good actor. Now I just think he’s a self-absorbed, out-of-touch douche. Rap away, MC Tool.

Joaquin Phoenix is shown outside his Vegas rap performance on 1//16/08 and during the “Bye Good” appearance at the AFI Film festival on 11/1/08. Credit: PRPhotos

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  1. I Choose Me says:

    But what would we talk about and you write about if it wasn’t for the crazy that celebs like Joaquin serve up for our entertainment?

    Did you see him with the sparkly hair thingie? I think it was a pic in one of those links a few pages back. It was jaw-droppingly ridiculous, which, I have a sneaking suspicion he intended it to be. BTW is that second pic the real deal?

  2. cheetahstripes says:

    Is he on drugs?

  3. Ophelia says:

    He looks like Jim Morrison right before he died. 🙁 I hope he’s not on drugs..

  4. Orangejulius says:

    Weird. He was so wonderful in the Johnny Cash movie. He should have been the one to win the award for that. That was a helluva performance.

  5. Anna says:

    Man, you’d think even People magazine would know the difference between the words “conversation” and “conversion”. That is sadder and more embarassing than Joaquin trying to rap. And that’s quite a feat, ladies and gents.

    I’m still on the hoax team though. I don’t think that a man as intelligent and committed to acting as Joaquin Phoenix would seriously do that and think something good of it. And not in that getup either. Sure, he’s always been eccentric, but this is so out of nowhere, I don’t believe it’s true at all. I just wonder when he’ll stop it.

  6. Diva says:

    He looks like my dad in 1976.

  7. photo jojo says:

    I’m gonna put Joaquin into a little box I have in my head where reality does not matter. In this box, George Clooney longs for me, George Michael is not gay, and Joaquin Phoenix is not totally batsh*t crazy.

  8. Beth says:

    W. T. F?!?!?!

    Douche is right!

  9. perpetua says:

    UH… The Blues Brothers look alike. He can go ahead & be whatever he likes but hopefully he will let people know he is “OK” in doing whatever he is doing. The odd glazed over not “there” gaze is a bit frightening. Maybe he needs to call buddy Liv Tyler or get some counseling if things aren’t going well.