Rosie Huntington-Whiteley attended last night’s Vanity Fair Oscar party with her boyfriend, Jason Statham. Rosie didn’t make a huge impression because she wore an underwhelming Cushnie et Ochs gown. It’s not that I expect really great fashion things from Rosie (she was a Victoria’s Secret angel after all), but she wants to make a splash in Hollywood. With her statuesque figure, she can pull off some gorgeous dresses. Instead she chose a cheap-looking Cushnie et Ochs gown that looked like a fussy nightgown with craft beads stuck all over the bodice. With side boob. She may have been able to pull it off with some mussed-up hair, but Rosie went for the flat-ironed center part. At least we don’t have to worry about Statham’s hair.

Leslie Mann was a bright burst of sunshine in a yellow Jenny Packham dress. The only thing I didn’t like is that this dress was a little too long. Otherwise, it’s perfect for the occasion and looks great with Leslie’s reddish blonde hair and fair skin. I like the funky matching clutch too.

Rita Ora decided to go all Fredericks of Hollywood, which makes Rosie look sophisticated in comparison. So much lace, so much tackiness.

Rosario Dawson went relatively modest in a deep blue strapless dress with sequin details. The color is simply stunning, but the dress isn’t tailored correctly. The fabric is bunching up around her hip area, and the way it’s pushing up her rack looks painful.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet & WENN