Here are some photos of Heidi Klum and her palm-tree boobs (?) at one of her children’s recent soccer games. Heidi and Seal are most often papped with their children these days. Heidi is also spotted with her various men, but she had a built-in excuse for awhile. She was hooking up with her bodyguard, Martin Kristen, for about a year until they broke up in January. Heidi immediately took up with Demi Moore’s ex-boytoy, which is never a good idea.

Heidi and Seal were seen embracing with a “cordial” kiss in early March. Some people always kiss and hug this way, but I’ve never greeted an ex with a kiss. They’re just touchy-feely people, I guess. The Enquirer has a new story about how Seal does not approve of Heidi’s new romantic life. He thinks she needs to “get a room” instead of making out with young guys in public. Seal’s a little judgy, yes. Remember how he ranted about how Heidi “decided to fornicate with the help“? Seal says Heidi needs to have some “dignity” and stop making out with dudes in public:

Heidi Klum’s ex-husband Seal is warning her to dial down her public displays of affection with her toy boy beau – and keep him away from their kids!

An insider told The ENQUIRER that the 51-year-old “Kiss From a Rose” singer is “extremely unhappy” that Heidi, 40, has been so touchy-feely in public with 27-year-old art dealer Vito Schnabel, whom she started dating just a few weeks ago.

“As far as Seal is concerned, Heidi’s the mother of his kids, and he wants her to maintain a level of dignity and decorum,” revealed the insider.

Heidi, who announced her split from bodyguard-turned-boyfriend Martin Kristen in January, was first spotted with Vito leaving David Arquette’s club Bootsy Bellows early in February. An onlooker claimed the two had been “making out” inside.

Weeks later, on the night of the Oscars, they were snapped passionately kissing at Hollywood hotspot 1OAK in full view of their fellow clubgoers.

“Seal knows better than anyone how much Heidi lets her passions rule her,” said the insider. “He’s worried she might behave inappropriately in front of the kids, who are still digesting Martin’s absence.”

Heidi and Seal wed in 2005 and had four children – Leni, 9, Henry, 8, Johan, 7, and Lou, 4 – before filing for divorce in 2012.

As The ENQUIRER reported in February, Heidi was left heartbroken after Seal shot down her efforts to reconcile.

She then turned to Vito, who’s been previously linked to other famous older women, including Elle Macpherson, Demi Moore and Liv Tyler.

Seal wonders about Vito’s motives, the insider added. “He wishes Heidi would wise up.”

[From Enquirer

If this story is true, Seal has a point. Heidi should feel a little embarrassed — not for getting some, but for getting some with Vito. That guy seems like he wants to get with vulnerable ladies of a certain age. He seems like trouble is all I’m saying.

BUT. Seal also needs to remember that he and Heidi didn’t exactly conduct themselves with “dignity” when they were all lovey dovey. Seal grinned like a fool in 2007 when Heidi told Oprah about their first meeting: “I met him in a hotel lobby in New York City and he came in just from the gym and I was sitting there and I was, like, wow. And I pretty much saw everything. The whole package.” Seal loved Heidi’s “lack of decorum” when it applied to him.

There’s also the matter of the mystery brunette who was recently papped with Seal and his children. She could have been a nanny, but wouldn’t it be hilarious if Seal decided to “fornicate with the help” too?

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet & WENN