Kim Kardashian and her family are still in Thailand. That ^^ is a photo Kim posted on her Instagram yesterday, and she also posted some videos, which are below. Now… I’m not a p0rn aficionado, but I’ve seen some p0rn in my day, and I know how they usually work. They usually start out with a few minutes of filler, also known as “plot” or “set-up.” Well, I was thinking about how p0rns work because Kim posted two really random videos to her IG and they remind me of, like, the first few seconds of another Kim Kardashian sex tape.
Right? If we watched another three minutes of this, the chick in the bikini coming out of the pool was definitely going to get banged on camera. And yes, I know that chick is Kim Kardashian. But if you didn’t know it was Kim, you’d think that someone just posted a few seconds of a higher-quality adult film. Even the music sounds like p0rn music!
So, what in the world is going on with Kim in Thailand? Did she film another “movie” over there?
PS… In case you missed it, a baby elephant in Thailand is very anti-Kardashian. Kim was trying to take a selfie with the elephant and the elephant blew on her and Kim made the craziest Botox-face of fear – you can see it here. It was pretty funny.
Photos and videos courtesy of Kim’s IG, additional photo courtesy of WENN.
STOP the madness. Stop posting about faux-celebs.
Kim and her ass are just trolling us.
Never gonna happen. As V4real said, “Kim and her ass are just trolling us.” And where would we be without The Family Troll known as the Kardashians :(. The most you can do is consciously uncouple these troll-holes.
Hahaha! Troll Hole! ♥
Can she focus on her baby for ONCE? she is 33 years old and act as a 20 years old…Crazy! At least her sister Kourtney is so much more mature and a better mom by far
I must agree with you about focusing on her baby. I understand we don’t really know what goes on behind the scenes, but does she ever spend quality time with North? Not to compare, but I was browsing Mariah Carey’s Facebook and for her to be such a Diva – the pics of her and the twins are adorable! Like you can tell there is actually interaction taking place there. Now I’m sure Mariah has plenty of nanny’s but you can tell her kids know her and spend time with her, unlike North. The pics I’ve seen Kim post are sooo generic. There seems to be no emotion or connection there at all… SAD
She’s just trying to find the missing plane ladies. Her ass has sonar. But you know, they are in the wrong place and everything. But still, we all know how heroic Kim and her family are. She just posed on the boat while they searched.
Lol
Kim is totally marketing her “escort” services here. Gotta pay for those plastic surgeries and ugly clothes somehow.
agreed
bingo!
Let’s just pray there’s no BOGO deal involving Kim and Lucifer’s Homegirl. **shudder**
She has to keep herself in the news b/c when her and Kanye eventually break up she will need another “husband” and that would be much harder if she disappeared. She has to keep on advertising.
I think you might have meant this as a reply to someone else? I was making a joke about KK and LH pimping themselves out to johns as a twofer.
I thought it was about the selfie she was taking with an elephant. And just in case, the elephant looked better, slimmer and with more dignity.
I was hoping the elephant would smack her with its trunk.
We all were… Smack her and then stepping on her, just in case.
Isn’t there some kind of large water creature that could have risen up and eaten her? Calling all Nessies, Kracken, or whatever the Thai equivalent may be..please take her away.
@kri
I have never hoped for Kaiju and C’thulhu to be more real in my life.
I was hoping it would PEE on her.
HA!!!! ~Z~
She probably was too….!
@Kri – Kimmy is traveling with a Sasquatch and that beast has yet to crush her under foot after all these years. So probably not likely a Thai creature will get her.
Not to mention the elephant was much more intelligent, interesting and had far far better taste.
I’m not sure I get selfies when there are other people who could take the photo for you. I’ve taken selfies when I’m by myself somewhere and want a photo or want to show someone else what I’m up to, but why didn’t Kim just get her mom or an assistant to take a photo of her with the elephant? She is always surrounded by people, surely someone would snap a quick pic?
I don’t understand why she didn’t do that either. Seems like it would be a lot easier. But then I guess she would have to photoshop her entire body instead of just her face.
The other person w/ her was probably feeding Kanye while North was in the hotel room with her nanny.
Little Japanese Seaweed is at home with her platoon of nannies, just as she always is unless she needs to be the accessory in a photoshoot. She doesn’t travel when Kartrashian has “important business” (ie, excessive famewhoring) to do.
Kim obviously loves herself way more than the rest of us do.
I shouldn’t have seen this while having lunch.
She looks really pretty in the red outfit.
I’m all for self confidence and loving yourself but some people love themselves waaaay too damn much. Like I can’t even imagine posting a video of myself. Hell, I get awkward watching football film and I’m in it.
It’s like she saw “Truth or Dare” when she was young, heard the Warren Beatty line – “She doesn’t want to live off-camera, much less talk. There’s nothing to say off-camera. Why would you say something if it’s off-camera? What point is there existing?” – and took the exact wrong thing away from it.
I don’t think she really loves herself at all. It seems that all of these desperate games she plays are to have other people tell her “Ohhh you’re so beautiful/hot/sexy”
I don’t think she knows any other way to feel good about herself as a human being.
Sad really.
I think it’s a bit of both. She doesn’t feel good unless someone is constantly telling her how beautiful she is. That’s why fb/twitter/instagram are perfect for her and that’s why she’s always putting up new pics. She needs reinforcement on a daily basis. It’s actually really pathetic, but I guess this is what happens when you don’t work on your “insides”.
She’s overrated, overexposed, and tacky as hell.
I give her props for consistency 😉
Does she ever spend any time with her child?
What child?
:sarcasm:
How much you wanna bet that before Nori walks she will be able to work a camera so she can take pictures of her mother?
The Botox face of fear is hilarious! It must feel strange when your face can’t move.
I really hope she ends up like Goldie & Meryl in “Death Becomes Her,” with pieces of her face eventually just falling off.
Why did she even bring Nori along? That poor kid travels way too much but doesn’t even get to see the places she is at.
Also, I can’t figure out what these videos are about. That’s not a music video because that sure isn’t her singing on that track. Perhaps a video shoot for a new perfume? Or are the Kardashians doing a swimsuit line and that’s just a promo?
Didn’t Kanye say thst her talent was being beautiful.
I suspect she totally takes that seriously and this is her way of excercising it. She just walks around like striking model poses.
He also said she was an important socialite. LOL! At least they keep each other company in their delusion. They both take egotism to new heights. (or lows)
Oh oh oh I have a theory?
Is it HER SINGING?? Is she promoting some new single Kanye produced for her, with her vocals? It sounds kind of sing-song Valley Girl, especially the first one.
Are we ready for Kim Kardashian, Music Star? The music videos will apparently not include elephants.
You know. I think you could be right.
She tried her hand at a singing career a few years ago. Remember that song called “jam” or something? It flopped. She put out a horrible music video to go a long with it. Kanye was in the studio with her back then as well as The Dream. It was a full on disaster. I could see her trying it again, but this time with even more fake vocals. Who knows?
Since when is she startled when black trunklike objects are hurled at her face?
So Wrong!!
bwahahaha
Goddess ! You win the internet today!
Ooof. +1
Wow — Thailand is beautiful! Could someone please tell that Kardashian to step aside and stop blocking my view?
She is so pressed and thirsty for any kind of attention… Jeez
how awesome would it be to throw a pie at her while she’s posing like that.
I’m sure someone in her “camp” has thought of it ! She did get flour bombed by some anti-fur person a few years ago on the red carpet remember? Not sure if that was just a stunt for her show though as E cameras happened to be there to catch it all. This was right after she announced her divorce from Humphries.
I heard an interview with a former paparazzo, Jennifer Buhl, who wrote a book about her life and she said that a lot of celebrities not only call the paparazzi agencies to tell them where they are going to be so they’ll be there to take their pictures, but actually have deals with agencies and get a percentage of the what the pictures sell for. She said Kim Kardashian gets 60% of the profits for any paparazzi picture take of her – it’s the best deal. I already thought she was a disgusting wh0re, but I’m even more disgusted. What won’t these people do for money.
She’s so ridiculous it’s not even funny. Instgram, Facebook, and other highly intellectual platforms thrive on bogans and sophisticates such as the Kardashians. The Vogue cover has turned her Intolerable Highness into her Intolerable, Intolerable highness. She’s IQ-deficient, culturally deficient, and comical to the point of camp and she doesn’t even know it. Celebrating stupidity – that’s how Jon Hamm put it, I believe.
I am not on IG but does Kourtney take selfies all the time ? It seems like Kourtney’s main priority/focus is being a mother .
Just more “look at me, look at me” desperate for attention shots. Good lord, no one should be that pathetic. Get some counseling for your insecurity.
God she is so narcisstic I can’t believe people want to see this.
Terrible.
Kimmy is so slamin hot that I just wanna bounce wit her