THE VIKING IS AT COACHELLA. I repeat: The Viking is at Coachella now. If you want to bang a Viking in a port-o-potty, now is your chance!! Alexander Skarsgard finally appeared at Coachella on Day 3. I have no idea if he was there on Day 1 or 2, mostly because these are the photos I’ve seen of him (from Day 3, or Monday). Coachella for Skarsgard is an annual thing – for as long as I’ve been covering Coachella, he makes an appearance for several days, maybe even the whole week. I want to know who his friends are. They’re all so tall! Does Alex have any short dude friends? No. The Viking must only associate with fellow Vikings. Also: does anyone speak Swedish? What does his t-shirt say? Last thing: his hair is really long, right?
Anyway, I’m including more pics from Coachella below. I did a big post on it yesterday too. There’s a terrible, terrible hodge-podge of stuff and Bedhead is covering some of the other famewhores too (she’s got the Jenner girls and such). Here’s Paris Hilton, who is totally cool because she’s wearing her sunglasses at night and that’s how you can tell.
Here’s Ireland Baldwin… honey, that tongue is so 2013. The white-blonde isn’t working either.
Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio – we keep getting promotional emails about what she’s wearing. I wonder how much she’s getting paid to act like a hippie?
More pics: Joe Jonas (WHERE IS BLANDA?), Kellan Lutz (is anyone else shocked by how inoffensively he’s attired?), Audrina Patridge (???), Dianna Agron and Camilla Belle (boring and boring).
The guy in the grey shirt is his brother Bill who’s also an actor.
They seem to be the only normally dressed celebrities there.
Oh my…two Skarsgard brothers at Coachella? I think I need to sit down before I faint.
Thanks for pointing it out. I was looking for him. I saw him in Helmock groove (spelling?) and I have to say damn I wish their father had made more babies. They’ve got great genes!
Ha! Stellan has 8 kids! How many more can we hope for, lol?
Their brother Gustav plays an actual Viking on Vikings.
Uh, their father made 8 kids. How many more do you want? They’re not the Duggars lol
Ladies, in my world there’s no such thing as “too many Skarsgard kids”.
@Kaiser: Alex’s tee is a Hammarby FC shirt. Gotta give the Viking props for supporting his favorite team, even if they aren’t exactly the best one around. (I’m a Cleveland sports fan, so I empathize…he gets ALL the props.)
Bill is adorable, but after Alex my Skarsgard brother love goes to Gustav, receding hairline and all. He makes “Vikings” for me.
Yes, I can’t read all of the text but I think it says ’40 years of Living supporter culture…’
I speak Swedish. The t-shirt actually says: “The line for porto-potty fucks starts here.”
A better look at Bill
A better look at Gustaf
Photo of all Stellan’s 8 kids taken several years ago. Bill is on the extreme right of the photo, Gustaf is in the green cap, Alex needs no introduction.
Good lord that family is just gorgeous. I wish they were the duggers…
That last photo is from last summer.
And Sam is a doctor and got married in September.
Viking dong forever
Yay for the Viking, hot as always. Sadly though I am states away and have a job so.. no Viking banging in a port-a-potty for me.
As for the rest of the photos, I really should have stopped looking after Alex. I can’t believe people still care about Paris.
Does anyone still care about the P-word? (Honest question.) That pic of her and her sister yesterday looking like sad lonely little puppy dogs forgotten in the backyard sort of made me giggle.
I honestly don’t know but she keeps ending up in pictures so I figure someone cares.
Where is Izzy?
The pic of Skars is the only one that doesn’t make me wanna throw up.
Honestly, I have to stop clicking on these Coachella posts…they make me so stabby.
Do these celebs realize how douchey they look? I mean SUPER-DUPER DOUCHEY. I seriously can’t handle the second-hand embarrassment that these photos give me….this is like the epitome of uncool and the antithesis of rock and roll. Gross.
I dunno, they would have to know right? They own a mirror, there is no way they can think they’re cool, idiots.
It makes me stabby, too. Almost insanely so. Such douchery all in one place, gack. And you know they go out and BUY this crap to wear.
Here I am, Kitten! All I can say about My Forever Viking Dong is this:
I would hit it in a boat,
I would hit it in a moat.
I would hit it, sit or stand.
I would love to hit that man.
I don’t care about the other people; I just care about the Viking.
What she said.
Joe Jonas is wearing a Peter Pan collar. That is all.
I wish you posted the photo of Pettyfer and his new PR girlfriend while he groped her lady bits (RIGHT IN FRONT OF A CAMERA) while she smoked a cig, with a giant cold sore on her mouth.
The photo made my morning.
I saw that picture. Yuck.
Is cold sore the English word for herpes?
Ireland Baldwin looks way older than her age, IMO.
Paris Hilton looks so dated. Her oufit screams “SEARS 2002!”
Paris is forever trapped in 2001.
Long tie-dyed dresses…just not. I’m already upset that the belly shirt is making a comeback this year (speaking of Sears catalogue).
His shirt says “Forty years of vibrant fan culture.” It’s for his football team Hammarby.
The guy in the gray shirt is his brother Bill, the guy in the blue shirt is one of his Swedish friends, the guy in the plaid shirt is one of his American friends. And he does have a few short friends.
I know too much.
Well done Agent Nya! 😀
Thank you for sharing your knowledge. 🙂
I don’t think you can ever know too much about this fine specimen of man known as the Skarsgard.
thanks for sharing!
Bless you, Nya for that information! Never too much.
Being a Skarsgård/Viking scholar has some serious rewards though, amirite? 😉 The Swedish friend is actor Ulrich von der Esch, I think. Seems the Swedish posse was out in full force. They must travel in packs.
I think Alex is one of a handful who actually shows up for the music. And the Viking beer.
The guy in the plaid shirt is pretty much always with him, isn’t he? I spend too much time on ASkars’ Svenska Köttbullar.
So (whispering) there are rumours that Alexander is going to be filming some of Tarzan at my place of work in the summer. Is it worth getting fired over to try and touch him??
Where do you work? It’s ok, you can tell me. 😀
I know that Tarzan is mainly filming in London and at Leavesden Studios where Harry Potter filmed.
“Is it worth getting fired over to try and touch him??”
Is the sky, blue? Is water, wet? Is Lohan still a fall down drunken crack head?
Yes. Hell, yes. So worth it. Chances are good… that he just might like a little touching too!
Yes. Always yes. The fact that you’re contemplating doing this means you don’t really love your job, anyway. 😉
Fired AND escorted out by security while all your coworkers watch and your supervisor dumps your personal things into a box to be picked up on the curb = totally worth it to touch the Viking.
PS – bonus points for you if he’s wearing his loincloth.
Yes! Standing O to you if you manage to swing on his vine 😉
Thanks ladies! I say it’s worth it and it will be in London.
Alex wouldn’t tell…and you wouldn’t get fired…so YES!!!
HBO was supposed to film a large part of the previous season of True Blood at my workplace. I was completed prepared to go full ninja and/or get reprimanded in my attempt to witness the viking in real life. Alas, it fell through. So do it for me! For all of us! 🙂
Alex is wearing a Hammarby t-shirt, Hammarby being a football team from Stockholm which he supports. And for the text the direct translation is: 40 years of living supporter culture.
The t-shirt on the lovely Viking is in Swedish. Did he get those front teeth fixed? Those look like new veneers. Does not matter, really. He would be doable even with David Letterman’s smile. haha!
I keep looking at the footwear, that the girls wore out to this event. An event where there is a lot of walking. Standing. And 95% of what they are wearing make my feet hurt, just thinking about being in them all day. Once my feet get achy… I get cranky. I would have to be the dork, in my low ankle cotton socks and Reebok’s, to take this little festival on… with all that walking.
I don’t know if they’re new veneers or not. I do love that he didn’t fix his adorkable overbite.
I love the fact the two shirts he wore are recycled from 2011.
Kaiser, he wasn’t there on Friday because he was working on TB. He was there Saturday night for the H&M party, but no pap photos because he didn’t walk the red carpet.
more Alex photos:
The Viking is one of the few who don’t look like complete a$$holes. God, I hate Coachella.
I posted the same above.
I guess that’s what it takes to not be self-conscious in front of a camera….a complete lack of self-awareness.
It’s like the Emperor’s clothes. Let’s all pretend we dress like this normally and don’t look like a huge field of douchebags!
You can put as many ugly people in this post to distract us from Tall, Hot Vikings, but it won’t work!
P.S. Thanks for posting pictures of said Tall, Hot Vikings!
Mhm.. Its been far too long since i’ve saw the viking. But are we not gonna talk about the other hot viking? His brother bill is getting hotter.
I think they just get better with age. Never thought Alex was particularly attractive when he was younger, but one day after he hit 30…..damn!!!
As much as I like my Viking Alex, he’s 37 years old….kinda time to put up the Coachella (looking at you too Jared Leto). I’m 27 and can’t imagine being around so many self involved and affected wannabe hippies in their early 20s.
His little brother though…I’m all about that. As stupid/weird/crazy as it is, I had to keep watching Hemlock Grove because of Bill Skarsgard.
We went through this yesterday. There is NO age limit on loving music and going to music festivals. Michelle Pfeiffer was there rocking it too.
Sweetie darling, someday you too wil be 37, and believe it or not the love of live music doesn’t die a death at 30. Sure, the knees start to creak after an hour on the dance floor, the drunk whippersnappers begin to irk, but what is one to do, hole up indoors for the rest of eternity? Leto is a rocker (I have no time for his “music”, but many seem to), and if Mick Jagger is still going then I don’t see why Leto can’t. Festivals, hipsters and paid celeb wannabe hipsters be damned, are often the only chance to see certain bands play, and to see many bands you like in one place. I would kill to have been at Coachella to see The Replacements play, a band that indeed only my generation and older would really care about.
I think its just the instagramming hipsters i cant handle at these kind of shows anymore that ruin it. There is a small liberal arts university in my town and the sheer amount of hipsters in my daily life makes me shake my head at anyone my age or older choosing to be around them.
and I cant wait until I’m 37. I’ll be done with student loans by then haha
I think there will eventually be an instagram “over it” backlash, one can only hope. I went to college in a liberal arts mecca pre-instagram, I can only imagine the unbearable smugness they now posess compared to then.
@Mrs. Darcy – Well said.
I love the Viking, but his shirt is far too small. Not in that tigh t t way, but like he put on a girl’s t way. Vikings are hard to dress.
It is a bit short, and also tighter.
It was looser when he last wore back in 2011. He’s gained a lot of muscle mass in the last few months, prepping for Tarzan. Everything, jeans and tops, is tighter. He may have to break down and get some new clothes.
Oh wow, I had no idea he was doing Tarzan. I can totally see the bulk in his neck now and his arms, big difference. I’m sure a lot of ladies will be drooling but I prefer him leaner. Vikings are not chunky!
I don’t know what’s my problem, but Skarsie isn’t doing it for me. Have I been in Sweden too long?!?! 0_o
Visiting Sweden & Norway made me realize I couldn’t just obsess on Skarsgards when there is an entire country/region full of equally handsome tall vikings that wear skinny jeans. I wish I had studied abroad in Stockholm rather than Thessaloniki, Greece which was sketchy most of the time.
Haha. Stockholm is an amazing city. So glad I’m here in Sweden. For my studies of course. Ahem. 😉
I like Alex, but between him and all his brothers, Gustaf is the one who really does it for me. Am I alone?
ETA: what in the name of God is Joe Jonas wearing??
Really? Gustaf seems completely full of himself and is always whinging about how he’s a ~serious~ actor. At least in Swedish interviews. No thanks.
Kellan Lutz appears to be wearing some younger sibling’s denim shirt. Those snaps have less of a chance of connecting than I do of winning the lottery.
LOL. You know that Kellan Lutz thinks Kellan Lutz is pulling that look off.
I didn’t realize how tall Bill Skarsgard is too. Goodness, the genetics in that family…
They also seem to be some of the few celebs there to enjoy the music, not parade around in a costume just to be seen.
I don’t know, wearing a shirt three to four sizes too small, to make your chest and arms look bigger, seems like you might be interested in having some eyes on you.
I’m down with Skarsgard, though, he doesn’t seem affected, at least in these photos.
I think it’s less “hey look at me in this t-shirt” and more that he seems to love his Hammarby stuff and is in denial that it doesn’t fit him quite right anymore with the extra Tarzan muscle.
Uh he’s had that shirt for like at least 5 years. Nor is it too small.
I refuse to look at the Vikings pictures again, it’s too painful. It’s like you want so bad but can’t. It hurts.
What I find funny is the fact that actor Travis Fimmel (dang his piercing blue eyes!!!!) used to play in the rather awful Tarzan series for his debut and is now playing the lead in Vikings next to Alexander’s brother Gustaf, and now the Viking roots Alexander is the one to portray Tarzan… 😀
Wow, that’s creepy!
It was crazy watching hemlock grove because they have the same mannerisms, speech and walk. I swore I was seeing my Viking on it. Also I just want to kidnap Alexander and keep him chained to my bed. That man is just the sexiest thing EVER!!!
Thank you for cleansing the palette, my hot Viking. He and his posse look so normal. It’s shocking, really.
I don’t know what to think of Kellen Lutz, so I won’t stress the brain cells.
The girls look normal, instead of try hard. I’m not sure why Ireland keeps dyeing her hair. But whoa, does she not look exactly like Kim in one of those pics.
@PeopleIrkMe – LOLOLOLOL!!! You scare me.
He looks like shit in these pictures; WHY DO I STILL WANT HIM!
Alex is blah looking. That t-shirt is way too small.
Oh Alex. Thank you for posting these pics Kaiser! My crush on him just won’t go away (and I don’t want it too either 😉 ) lol. Bill is gorgeous too.
And why does that Lutz idiot have horrible (fake??) tattoos on? He looks ridiculous.
The Viking is looking very hot. A lot hotter since his relationship with that skinny, bobble head chick. I swear, during their relationship he lost almost all his hot. Know he’s bulked up and looking good. I wish he would lighten his hair back to blond though. He’s just awesome.
I think it’s dyed darker for filming True Blood.