Cannes photos: Mark Ruffalo, Tatum, Mel Gibson, Suki Waterhouse & more

Channing Tatum

Here are a bunch of assorted photos from Cannes. The dashing men of The Foxcatcher — Mark Ruffalo, Channing Tatum, and Steve Carell — stood proud at their photocall. CB and I think Steve looks really good. The beard makes him look a lot less goofy than many of his characters and lends a sense of intrigue. I am definitely intrigued. Mark Ruffalo’s curls are always adorable, but Channing is so bland. The men all cleaned up well for their premiere.

Mark Ruffalo

Eva Longoria stumbled into The Foxcatcher in nude-colored Vionnet that looked like a static-cling tarp with both a turtleneck and a little boob window. This is such a fug “dress,” and it lends the illusion of a baby bump. Let the rumors begin.

Eva Longoria

Suki Waterhouse showed up for The Homesman premiere. She’s wearing tiered Christian Dior, and this dress looks so cheap. Suki is statuesque, so she should be able to wear tiers well, but the material is awful. I don’t think this dress would look good on anyone.

Suki Waterhouse

Suki wore a colorful Peter Pilotto dress to the Relativity at 10 party. This is a better look for her. She gets washed out in pastels, and bold colors are her friend.

Suki Waterhouse

Freida Pinto wore a ginormous coral Oscar de la Renta gown to the premiere of The Expendables 3. She looks pretty, but this dress wears Freida.

Freida Pinto

The Expendables 3 dudes enjoyed bro-ing it up. Here’s Harrison Ford, Dolph Lundgren, Sly Stallone, Ahnold, Jason Statham, Wesley Snipes, Antonio Banderas, Kelsey Grammar, and Mel Gibson. Mel looks like the devil. Remember the last time we saw Mel’s beard looking this crazy? That was the era of the “sugartits” debacle. Good times.

Harrison Ford

Mel Gibson

Photos courtesy of WENN

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  1. Elisabeth says:

    eva…what the hell?

    • mia girl says:

      Dear Elisabeth,

      Please don’t blame me for that abomination.

      Warm regards,
      Hell

    • Size Does Matter says:

      I can’t think of the appropriate analogy for that monstrosity. The closest I can get is bologna condom. It makes all the other ugly dresses pale in comparison.

  2. Dorothy#1 says:

    I kinda have the hots for Dolphins Lundgren. He looks amazing :) and always Mark Ruffalo.

    • Tatjana says:

      I recently found out how crazy smart Dolph is. Wow.
      He could almost be my grandfather so I don’t find him hot.

      • Dorothy#1 says:

        Yeah, I read about that awhile ago! He’s not old enough to be my Grandfather but maybe a slightly older Uncle. lol

    • Rachel says:

      I was glad to see Dolph holding that sign. As is the way with our global society, what is one day big news, is the next day forgotten. Most of the world has already forgotten those school girls, but he’s using his moment in the spotlight to remind us.

    • Azurea says:

      I love, love, LOVE Mark Ruffalo. I just watched Thank you For Sharing, & really enjoyed it.
      He just seems like Mr Wonderful to me :)

  3. blue marie says:

    Eva looks horrible, why is she standing that way?
    Ruffalo is adorable, love him
    I’ve always had a crush on Dolph Lundgren

    and Mel looks like a Gremlin that was fed after midnight, I thought bright light repelled them?

    • Kiddo says:

      Yeah, that illusion of a sack at her abdomen is très sexy. Mark is cute. Steve Carell does look better with the beard, not Mel. Mel has the facial signs of some alcohol damage that we saw in the Sum 41 guy’s face. I can’t believe he was ever hired for looks, it’s astounding the difference and it’s not just age.

      • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

        Right, I’ll show cleavage on one side to confuse and distract them from my beer gut. Good thinking.

        Maybe Mel is unattractive to us partly because we know how ugly he is on the inside?

      • MrsBPitt says:

        I remember how gorgeous I used to think Mel was…and he was, back in the day. The alcohol and the crazy, and of course, age, has changed all that! He should have stayed with his first wife, she knew how to handle his crazy!

      • Kiddo says:

        @MrsBPitt, I thought maybe it was the ‘mean’ that starting breaking out from the inside.

      • THeOriginalKitten says:

        I believe that’s called Sean Penn-itis.

      • blue marie says:

        ha, I read that as Sean Penis-itis.

      • THeOriginalKitten says:

        Totally. I initially typed “Sean Pennitis” and all I could see is “penis” but I guess the hyphen was all for naught.

        Sean Penis-itis

      • Kiddo says:

        @THeOriginalKitten, How’s the kitty?

        Also you + blue marie= filthy, filthy minds.

      • Hiddles forever says:

        Mel was one of the most beautiful specimens of men back in the early 80ies… I had such a crush on him!
        I guess he’s Dorian Gray portrait now, God knows where the real Mel is lol

        Lol at all the Expendables cast!

      • THeOriginalKitten says:

        @Kiddo-she’s doing ok. She got sick this morning but..she might have eaten too much last night-better than not eating enough (she is VERY underweight from hospitalization).
        She’ll be going back for tests in a few days.

        Thanks for asking :)

      • Kiddo says:

        I hope she’s okay.

      • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

        Love to poor kitty.

    • Snazzy says:

      HA! ‘Gremlin fed after midnight” …. YES!!

  4. Kali says:

    I absolutely covet that Peter Pilotto dress, it’s absolutely stunning. As for the rest of the ladies, eh. Ok. We shall not speak of the flesh coloured abomination on Eva Longoria.

  5. Tanguerita says:

    could anyone explain this Suki-woman to me? why is she happening? She is blander than oatmeal.

    • chaine says:

      i have no clue what she does other than date Bradley Cooper. actress? model? singer? “stylist”?

      • Dani says:

        She’s a ‘model’. But, so am I, because I also have a head shot and look like the basic 20something.

    • Adrien says:

      She hooked up with Bradley so they can start an auditing firm, Waterhouse Cooper. Harhar, lame joke.

    • Lee says:

      I am not getting the Suki-woman either. Completely baffled. Would not even glance twice at her on the street.

    • Lex says:

      How odd… in the first pic, her face could not be more ‘common’… average, mildly pretty, chubby… yet in the second she is quite striking…weird!!

  6. Evi says:

    I’ve been nagging my partner for a couple of months now to get rid of the beard, because it was bugging me that I couldn’t put my finger on what his beard reminded me of and then I saw Mel.
    Gah!

    • Adrien says:

      He looks like Rasputin.

      • mimif says:

        Ha! Indeed.

      • Rachel says:

        I was thinking more along he lines of Civil War general. If his hair was completely white he’d be John Brown’s twin… they both have the crazy in their eyes. Like seriously, give you nightmares crazy.

      • Snazzy says:

        OMG! Between this and blue marie’s gremlin comment above you guys nailed!!

        -sings-
        Ra ra rasputin, lover of the gremlin queen …

    • Mimz says:

      But what happened to him? he used to be such a beautiful, BEAUTIFUL man?

      • Evi says:

        A lifetime of alcohol and cigarettes. That will be Lindsay Lohan in five years.

      • Decloo says:

        And rage.

      • homegrrrl says:

        He was really a good looking man, one of the most memorable men in hollywood, looks wise. I guess the booze and substance warped his mind and then his face, eeeeesssch!!

      • Dizzy says:

        remember him in The Year of Living Dangerously? He was divine, how can this be the same person!

    • Mimz says:

      But what happened to him? he used to be such a beautiful, BEAUTIFUL man?
      His eyes are still beautiful though. He does give crazy eye vibes and all that has been said below.
      BTW what on earth is he doing on the Expendables? why is there a third movie of that mess of a “franchise?”

      so…so many questions!

  7. Dani2 says:

    Ugh yes, Mark and his curls can get it.

    And people are saying that Channing’s role could be Oscar-worthy, I’d love to see that because I’ve had a soft spot for him since “She’s The Man” and I think the varying reactions from the public would be hilarious.

    • Abby says:

      wow really? I love Channing Tatum more than cake, but mostly because he’s so endearing in interviews. And I think he’s hot. Not necessarily that he’s a great actor–even though he’s pretty funny. That would be great for him. I feel like he’s a really hard worker in Hollywood.

    • THeOriginalKitten says:

      Ruffalo FTW.
      I’ve said this many times around here but I have a friend of a friend who looks EXACTLY like him and sometimes I think I’m in love with him…..even though he’s very happily engaged….

      You know who I really haven’t missed at all? Mel Gibson.

  8. Adrien says:

    Glad to see Wesley Snipes.

  9. Jegede says:

    Man, Suki Waterhouse has gained more from her relationshiop with Bradley Cooper than any of Leo’s models!

  10. j.eyre says:

    Harrison has been looking really good these days. I have been in love with him for 35 years so it’s not like the withered, spaced-out facade was going to end that, but it’s nice he still makes an effort.

  11. serena says:

    Dear god Mel is aging really badly… anyway I don’t care about anyone as long as I see Mark Ruffalo (and his lovely curls).

    • reeniej says:

      Mel does look scary old. He’s only 58! Hardly a spring chicken, but I’ve met plenty of people that age who don’t look nearly that weathered. Is it the drinking? His skin looks like leather.

      I don’t like the things he’s done, but at the same time he looks as though he’s suffered. In some odd way I feel for him, he’s a tragic figure.

  12. Lucy2 says:

    Steve Carell and Mark Ruffalo > Channing Tatum. Once Steve left the Office he’s been looking great.
    Mel looks horrible. I once thought he was very handsome but now the inner ugly is oozing out.

  13. D says:

    Why do so many female celebrities stand with their legs crossed when they pose for a photo? It just looks like they really need to use the bathroom.

    • lucy2 says:

      I think they think it makes for a smaller silhouette. It usually just looks silly.
      Eva, in this case, looks like an idiot in that dress alone, so the pose only makes it worse.

  14. Allie says:

    I can’t stop giggling over the way Eva is posed. She looks like a stumbling drunk.

    And yes, I don’t understand why Suki is a thing.

    • homegrrrl says:

      I was obsessed with Suki but her styling went wrong in the above photos, and she looks plain and forgettable. Is she in a film?

  15. MrsBPitt says:

    Why do all the ladies seem to wear the fugliest dresses lately…. is fug a new style?

  16. magpie says:

    Charming Potato really knows how to pick his projects, the reviews for this have been great. He is the A lister Ryan R/Gosling/etc could have been.

  17. Cora says:

    It’s hard to believe Mel is only 58. I’ve seen men in their 70′s who look better than this. Mel was so, so beautiful when he was younger — one of the most beautiful men I’ve ever seen on film. It’s almost as if his inner ugliness started to come through and age and distort his face.

    • THeOriginalKitten says:

      Never liked Mel Gibson.
      I always thought he was rough-looking and kinda bulldog-ish in the face like Russell Crowe.
      He always looked MEAN to me.

    • Hiddles forever says:

      @Cora

      I agree. It is like his ugly inner side is all showing through.. And alcohol and drugs probably too.. I can’t grasp how he can look like that at 58, he is miles away from Liam Neeson who is older… :/

      • Nighty says:

        @Hiddles he looks older than my dad, who is 65, darn he looks older than my grandfather who is 89… Really, not kidding, not exagerating….

  18. Jen says:

    Mel is giving me Colonel Sanders vibes

  19. sure says:

    I watched Mel with Sigourney Weaver in The year of living dangerously recently and was reminden how insanely beautiful Mel was. I like to pretend he wasn’t back then the asshole he is now. The hate and alcohol are truly eating him up

  20. Dani says:

    Is Jason Statham wearing lifts? Meh, don’t care. He could get it.

  21. Murphy says:

    Jesus, that Mel Gibson picture scared the hell out of me

  22. Tiffany says:

    Seeing all these guys for E3 just reminds me that they all were truly great action movie stars in the 80′s and 90′s. That is a genre that is not longer done well or appreciated. I for one look forward to the movies and kudos to Stalone for being smart about them.

  23. Shantal says:

    Mark Ruffalo is adorable as always. Eva’s dress is hideous. Mel Gibson looks like an evil troll.

  24. Nighty says:

    Oh my GOD!! Only after reading the comments did I realize Mel Gibson was in the pics.. I really, God, I… I thought he was probably some Indian guy… he sure looks like he’s from India…. WTH????? (no racism pun intended)
    I had to look 3 or 4 times, the only thing I recognized on him were the eyes. WTH happened to him?

    • Shantal says:

      So you claiming that there was no “racism pun” intended is supposed to excuse the racist comments that preceed it?

      • Nighty says:

        @Shantal, no, there was no racist intention in my remark.. he has the skin complexion and the beard of a person from India, Usually, many men from India do wear the beard this way.. When I saw the picture first time, I thought he was someone from India, a film director or actor… Since this is Cannes,there could be a presentation of a movie from India as well as other countries..
        So, no, I didn’t mean to sound racist, hence the comment between brackets.
        Believe it if you want…

      • lrm says:

        what was ‘racist’ about that comment? mistaking someone’s ethnicity? the PC thing is too much anymore. This comment was about the shock was of not knowing it was mel gibson, not of thinking he was ‘indian’. see? the focus of the comment was on having no idea it was mel g and secondarily, seeing the image and thinking ‘maybe that’s an indian director or actor i don’t know’… The focus was not on how bad mel looked therefore implying someone from india looks bad or it’s bad to look indian. why do i have to explain this? i think people call racism around here just to get a rise out of things. I guess it increased traffic to the post, increases comments and blog exposure overall. so in the end, it helps CB with its success??? anyway, I read the comment and understood what the person meant-too bad the need to even have to qualify as not racist, since the comment had nothing to do with negativity regarding race at all. its okay to actually discuss different looks and races, you know.

      • Nighty says:

        Thank you @Irm for understanding what I meant to say…

  25. CrazyCatLady says:

    Mark Ruffalo *swoon* He’s so hott and his brain is hott too.

    • lrm says:

      yea, Mark Ruffalo=so sexy. And he worked for years, bartending and trying to break into the industry and be successful. I think it makes him more of a real person and not just a celebrity-since he was I think 30 or older before he finally secured a solid career rather than just parts here and there. He seems like he had the chance to be a ‘civilian’ and also to grow up emotionally/psychologically, unlike many who became huge in the early 20′s or even younger. It distorts things for them. And even then, Ruffalo has never been mega star, only more known. So he doesn’t live the insanity of the ‘movie stah dahlin’ diva life.

      Devoted husband and father, doens’t get papped often, good actor and articulate, non pretentious person. What’s not to like?

      • joan says:

        And he has great insight on social issues, outspoken in the most non-pretentious way.

  26. Sarah B says:

    Suki Waterhouse has toddler feet.

  27. Bridget says:

    Has Eva been relegated to the L’Oreal B List? I think Blake and even Zoe got the prime red carpet real estate. Or even worse, Eva’s been there the whole time but no one’s noticed. Either way, ouch.