Here are a bunch of assorted photos from Cannes. The dashing men of The Foxcatcher — Mark Ruffalo, Channing Tatum, and Steve Carell — stood proud at their photocall. CB and I think Steve looks really good. The beard makes him look a lot less goofy than many of his characters and lends a sense of intrigue. I am definitely intrigued. Mark Ruffalo’s curls are always adorable, but Channing is so bland. The men all cleaned up well for their premiere.
Eva Longoria stumbled into The Foxcatcher in nude-colored Vionnet that looked like a static-cling tarp with both a turtleneck and a little boob window. This is such a fug “dress,” and it lends the illusion of a baby bump. Let the rumors begin.
Suki Waterhouse showed up for The Homesman premiere. She’s wearing tiered Christian Dior, and this dress looks so cheap. Suki is statuesque, so she should be able to wear tiers well, but the material is awful. I don’t think this dress would look good on anyone.
Suki wore a colorful Peter Pilotto dress to the Relativity at 10 party. This is a better look for her. She gets washed out in pastels, and bold colors are her friend.
Freida Pinto wore a ginormous coral Oscar de la Renta gown to the premiere of The Expendables 3. She looks pretty, but this dress wears Freida.
The Expendables 3 dudes enjoyed bro-ing it up. Here’s Harrison Ford, Dolph Lundgren, Sly Stallone, Ahnold, Jason Statham, Wesley Snipes, Antonio Banderas, Kelsey Grammar, and Mel Gibson. Mel looks like the devil. Remember the last time we saw Mel’s beard looking this crazy? That was the era of the “sugartits” debacle. Good times.
Photos courtesy of WENN
eva…what the hell?
Dear Elisabeth,
Please don’t blame me for that abomination.
Warm regards,
Hell
I can’t think of the appropriate analogy for that monstrosity. The closest I can get is bologna condom. It makes all the other ugly dresses pale in comparison.
Holy sh*t! Bologna condom is freaking HILARIOUS!!!!! 🙂
I kinda have the hots for Dolphins Lundgren. He looks amazing 🙂 and always Mark Ruffalo.
I recently found out how crazy smart Dolph is. Wow.
He could almost be my grandfather so I don’t find him hot.
Yeah, I read about that awhile ago! He’s not old enough to be my Grandfather but maybe a slightly older Uncle. lol
I was glad to see Dolph holding that sign. As is the way with our global society, what is one day big news, is the next day forgotten. Most of the world has already forgotten those school girls, but he’s using his moment in the spotlight to remind us.
I love, love, LOVE Mark Ruffalo. I just watched Thank you For Sharing, & really enjoyed it.
He just seems like Mr Wonderful to me 🙂
Eva looks horrible, why is she standing that way?
Ruffalo is adorable, love him
I’ve always had a crush on Dolph Lundgren
and Mel looks like a Gremlin that was fed after midnight, I thought bright light repelled them?
Yeah, that illusion of a sack at her abdomen is très sexy. Mark is cute. Steve Carell does look better with the beard, not Mel. Mel has the facial signs of some alcohol damage that we saw in the Sum 41 guy’s face. I can’t believe he was ever hired for looks, it’s astounding the difference and it’s not just age.
Right, I’ll show cleavage on one side to confuse and distract them from my beer gut. Good thinking.
Maybe Mel is unattractive to us partly because we know how ugly he is on the inside?
I remember how gorgeous I used to think Mel was…and he was, back in the day. The alcohol and the crazy, and of course, age, has changed all that! He should have stayed with his first wife, she knew how to handle his crazy!
@MrsBPitt, I thought maybe it was the ‘mean’ that starting breaking out from the inside.
I believe that’s called Sean Penn-itis.
ha, I read that as Sean Penis-itis.
Totally. I initially typed “Sean Pennitis” and all I could see is “penis” but I guess the hyphen was all for naught.
Sean Penis-itis
@THeOriginalKitten, How’s the kitty?
Also you + blue marie= filthy, filthy minds.
Mel was one of the most beautiful specimens of men back in the early 80ies… I had such a crush on him!
I guess he’s Dorian Gray portrait now, God knows where the real Mel is lol
Lol at all the Expendables cast!
@Kiddo-she’s doing ok. She got sick this morning but..she might have eaten too much last night-better than not eating enough (she is VERY underweight from hospitalization).
She’ll be going back for tests in a few days.
Thanks for asking 🙂
I hope she’s okay.
Love to poor kitty.
HA! ‘Gremlin fed after midnight” …. YES!!
I absolutely covet that Peter Pilotto dress, it’s absolutely stunning. As for the rest of the ladies, eh. Ok. We shall not speak of the flesh coloured abomination on Eva Longoria.
could anyone explain this Suki-woman to me? why is she happening? She is blander than oatmeal.
i have no clue what she does other than date Bradley Cooper. actress? model? singer? “stylist”?
She’s a ‘model’. But, so am I, because I also have a head shot and look like the basic 20something.
She hooked up with Bradley so they can start an auditing firm, Waterhouse Cooper. Harhar, lame joke.
I am not getting the Suki-woman either. Completely baffled. Would not even glance twice at her on the street.
She kind of looks like Hillary Clinton to me.
How odd… in the first pic, her face could not be more ‘common’… average, mildly pretty, chubby… yet in the second she is quite striking…weird!!
I’ve been nagging my partner for a couple of months now to get rid of the beard, because it was bugging me that I couldn’t put my finger on what his beard reminded me of and then I saw Mel.
Gah!
He looks like Rasputin.
Ha! Indeed.
I was thinking more along he lines of Civil War general. If his hair was completely white he’d be John Brown’s twin… they both have the crazy in their eyes. Like seriously, give you nightmares crazy.
OMG! Between this and blue marie’s gremlin comment above you guys nailed!!
-sings-
Ra ra rasputin, lover of the gremlin queen …
But what happened to him? he used to be such a beautiful, BEAUTIFUL man?
A lifetime of alcohol and cigarettes. That will be Lindsay Lohan in five years.
And rage.
He was really a good looking man, one of the most memorable men in hollywood, looks wise. I guess the booze and substance warped his mind and then his face, eeeeesssch!!
remember him in The Year of Living Dangerously? He was divine, how can this be the same person!
But what happened to him? he used to be such a beautiful, BEAUTIFUL man?
His eyes are still beautiful though. He does give crazy eye vibes and all that has been said below.
BTW what on earth is he doing on the Expendables? why is there a third movie of that mess of a “franchise?”
so…so many questions!
Ugh yes, Mark and his curls can get it.
And people are saying that Channing’s role could be Oscar-worthy, I’d love to see that because I’ve had a soft spot for him since “She’s The Man” and I think the varying reactions from the public would be hilarious.
wow really? I love Channing Tatum more than cake, but mostly because he’s so endearing in interviews. And I think he’s hot. Not necessarily that he’s a great actor–even though he’s pretty funny. That would be great for him. I feel like he’s a really hard worker in Hollywood.
Ruffalo FTW.
I’ve said this many times around here but I have a friend of a friend who looks EXACTLY like him and sometimes I think I’m in love with him…..even though he’s very happily engaged….
You know who I really haven’t missed at all? Mel Gibson.
Glad to see Wesley Snipes.
Man, Suki Waterhouse has gained more from her relationshiop with Bradley Cooper than any of Leo’s models!
Harrison has been looking really good these days. I have been in love with him for 35 years so it’s not like the withered, spaced-out facade was going to end that, but it’s nice he still makes an effort.
Dear god Mel is aging really badly… anyway I don’t care about anyone as long as I see Mark Ruffalo (and his lovely curls).
Mel does look scary old. He’s only 58! Hardly a spring chicken, but I’ve met plenty of people that age who don’t look nearly that weathered. Is it the drinking? His skin looks like leather.
I don’t like the things he’s done, but at the same time he looks as though he’s suffered. In some odd way I feel for him, he’s a tragic figure.
Steve Carell and Mark Ruffalo > Channing Tatum. Once Steve left the Office he’s been looking great.
Mel looks horrible. I once thought he was very handsome but now the inner ugly is oozing out.
Why do so many female celebrities stand with their legs crossed when they pose for a photo? It just looks like they really need to use the bathroom.
I think they think it makes for a smaller silhouette. It usually just looks silly.
Eva, in this case, looks like an idiot in that dress alone, so the pose only makes it worse.
I can’t stop giggling over the way Eva is posed. She looks like a stumbling drunk.
And yes, I don’t understand why Suki is a thing.
I was obsessed with Suki but her styling went wrong in the above photos, and she looks plain and forgettable. Is she in a film?
Why do all the ladies seem to wear the fugliest dresses lately…. is fug a new style?
Charming Potato really knows how to pick his projects, the reviews for this have been great. He is the A lister Ryan R/Gosling/etc could have been.
It’s hard to believe Mel is only 58. I’ve seen men in their 70’s who look better than this. Mel was so, so beautiful when he was younger — one of the most beautiful men I’ve ever seen on film. It’s almost as if his inner ugliness started to come through and age and distort his face.
Never liked Mel Gibson.
I always thought he was rough-looking and kinda bulldog-ish in the face like Russell Crowe.
He always looked MEAN to me.
In the first movies neither of them was bulldog-ish…
Here he even reminds me of Chris Hems:
http://zoeyclark.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/lg_mel_gibson_william_yang.jpg
Well Russell crowe is quite different too:
http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfi6anZ9rg1qbfn1mo1_500.jpg
True that Gibson doesn’t looks bulldog-ish there..but he still has a cro mag thing going on with his forehead that I find harsh,
Beautiful eyes though.
Those two guys still very much remind me of one another…
@TAK
As far as I can remember they are not relatives and they are not even two Australians, because Gibson was born in USA and Crowe became an Australian citizen only recently (he was born in NZ).
@Cora
I agree. It is like his ugly inner side is all showing through.. And alcohol and drugs probably too.. I can’t grasp how he can look like that at 58, he is miles away from Liam Neeson who is older… :/
@Hiddles he looks older than my dad, who is 65, darn he looks older than my grandfather who is 89… Really, not kidding, not exagerating….
Mel is giving me Colonel Sanders vibes
Ha!
I watched Mel with Sigourney Weaver in The year of living dangerously recently and was reminden how insanely beautiful Mel was. I like to pretend he wasn’t back then the asshole he is now. The hate and alcohol are truly eating him up
God, that was a great movie.
Is Jason Statham wearing lifts? Meh, don’t care. He could get it.
Jesus, that Mel Gibson picture scared the hell out of me
Seeing all these guys for E3 just reminds me that they all were truly great action movie stars in the 80’s and 90’s. That is a genre that is not longer done well or appreciated. I for one look forward to the movies and kudos to Stalone for being smart about them.
Mark Ruffalo is adorable as always. Eva’s dress is hideous. Mel Gibson looks like an evil troll.
Oh my GOD!! Only after reading the comments did I realize Mel Gibson was in the pics.. I really, God, I… I thought he was probably some Indian guy… he sure looks like he’s from India…. WTH????? (no racism pun intended)
I had to look 3 or 4 times, the only thing I recognized on him were the eyes. WTH happened to him?
So you claiming that there was no “racism pun” intended is supposed to excuse the racist comments that preceed it?
@Shantal, no, there was no racist intention in my remark.. he has the skin complexion and the beard of a person from India, Usually, many men from India do wear the beard this way.. When I saw the picture first time, I thought he was someone from India, a film director or actor… Since this is Cannes,there could be a presentation of a movie from India as well as other countries..
So, no, I didn’t mean to sound racist, hence the comment between brackets.
Believe it if you want…
what was ‘racist’ about that comment? mistaking someone’s ethnicity? the PC thing is too much anymore. This comment was about the shock was of not knowing it was mel gibson, not of thinking he was ‘indian’. see? the focus of the comment was on having no idea it was mel g and secondarily, seeing the image and thinking ‘maybe that’s an indian director or actor i don’t know’… The focus was not on how bad mel looked therefore implying someone from india looks bad or it’s bad to look indian. why do i have to explain this? i think people call racism around here just to get a rise out of things. I guess it increased traffic to the post, increases comments and blog exposure overall. so in the end, it helps CB with its success??? anyway, I read the comment and understood what the person meant-too bad the need to even have to qualify as not racist, since the comment had nothing to do with negativity regarding race at all. its okay to actually discuss different looks and races, you know.
Thank you @Irm for understanding what I meant to say…
Mark Ruffalo *swoon* He’s so hott and his brain is hott too.
yea, Mark Ruffalo=so sexy. And he worked for years, bartending and trying to break into the industry and be successful. I think it makes him more of a real person and not just a celebrity-since he was I think 30 or older before he finally secured a solid career rather than just parts here and there. He seems like he had the chance to be a ‘civilian’ and also to grow up emotionally/psychologically, unlike many who became huge in the early 20’s or even younger. It distorts things for them. And even then, Ruffalo has never been mega star, only more known. So he doesn’t live the insanity of the ‘movie stah dahlin’ diva life.
Devoted husband and father, doens’t get papped often, good actor and articulate, non pretentious person. What’s not to like?
And he has great insight on social issues, outspoken in the most non-pretentious way.
Suki Waterhouse has toddler feet.
Has Eva been relegated to the L’Oreal B List? I think Blake and even Zoe got the prime red carpet real estate. Or even worse, Eva’s been there the whole time but no one’s noticed. Either way, ouch.