Ryan Phillippe, 39 years old, goes shirtless in Miami: would you hit it?


Here are some photos of Ryan Phillippe in Miami with his girlfriend Paulina Slagter (terrible name) yesterday. Do you want to feel old? Ryan is 39 years old right now. He turns 40 in September (he’s a Virgo like me and he gives Virgos a bad name). But… I remember when Ryan was a baby-faced youth! God, the realization that he’s almost 40 has made me feel ancient.

So, would you hit it? I’ve never really been hot for him, even when he was younger and everyone loved Cruel Intentions and all of that. That being said, he’s got a really nice body. I like men built like this – not too thin, muscular but not bulky, well-built all over. He looks athletic but like he also enjoys pasta and beer. So, would you hit it? I probably wouldn’t, but then again, he wouldn’t be into me either. He likes ‘em young.

It feels like it’s been a while since Ryan has gotten a major film, although I did see him act sleazy in The Lincoln Lawyer a few years ago. It seems like Ryan transitioned from 20-something heartthrob to character actor pretty well, probably because audiences can believe that he’s a douchebag in most stories. Speaking of, Ryan is now doing TV. He’s got a new ABC drama called Secrets & Lies (terrible name) where Ryan is playing a guy who might be a child-killer. I watched the trailer and this actually looks sort of decent for a network TV show.

PS… do you think he waxes his chest? Discuss.



Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

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43 Responses to “Ryan Phillippe, 39 years old, goes shirtless in Miami: would you hit it?”

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  1. Eve says:


  2. Lindy79 says:

    In the face or balls, yes.

  3. kri says:

    Nope. I wouldn’t even hit it with a fly swatter. He is a jerk.

  4. Helvetica says:

    He looks good at 39.

    I remember when he and Reese first split–I couldn’t believe it. Could never imagine them apart. And now that time has passed, I can’t imagine them together at all.

    Funny how time does that.

  5. Snowflake says:

    Nah too former frat boy looking for me. But damn, he looks a lot younger! I’m 39 and jealous

  6. GeeMoney says:

    He’s a little too stocky for my taste… but he looks good. I’ll give him that.

  7. Dominque says:

    All day and night.

  8. Stef Leppard says:

    Yes but only if it didn’t talk…and perhaps stopped waxing its entire body…?

  9. Lucretia says:

    Petulance can be charming when applied in certain moments, but it’s his resting face, so *no* to permanent petulance. I’ve wondered what kind of parent he is.

    Not sure about the waxing question . . .

    • I Choose Me says:

      I said something the same down below. Yes. He might very well not be that way but his face always read petulant or sulky, to me.

  10. mommak918 says:

    Id so prefer a George Strait post.. lol He just wrapped his farewell tour this weekend. And he broke the Rolling Stones record…it was a star studded concert. Maybe a little coverage, please?

    • Jaderu says:

      I would have preferred this too!
      35+ years of being the King and THEN breaking the RS record and we’re stuck with whether or not Ryan Phillipe waxes his chest or not. *sigh*

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  11. AryaMartell says:

    No, I would never hit it. The douche in him stands out too much. Besides when was the last time he was in anything? This new show sounds like it won’t last for more than 2 episodes.

  12. aims says:

    We share the same birthday, along with Colin Firth. No i wouldn’t go there

  13. Loopy says:

    Lol at the comments, I think him and Josh Hartnett made the mistake or commendable decision of taking themselves ‘seriously’. They weren’t comfortable with the ‘heart throb’ image that’s why they probably turned down a million roles and seem like they have a movie every few years and hits even further in between. Where as someone like Channing Tatum realised his limitations and banked on his looks.

  14. Talie says:

    He’s aged very well, and yes, I’m sure he waxes — they all do!

  15. LeahMommy says:

    Super hot. I like this sort of built, my hubby is built like that except not as cut in the stomach area but the chest, arms and shoulders are pretty much the same. So yeah I would.

  16. Kristen says:

    I follow him on Instagram and it’s made me like him a lot more. That plus Reese’s drunken American Citizen meltdown have made me switch to Team Ryan. I also definitely think he’s hot and a good dad. And he’s from Delaware and reps my beloved Philly sports teams constantly, which is another plus. All this to say, yes.

  17. T.fanty says:

    I so would. But he would have to leave OMMEDIATELY after, so I wouldn’t have to face my shame.

  18. Penelope says:

    Hell yes.

    A lot of people can’t stand him and he does seem rather douchey at times but I’ve always liked him. He can be quite funny and interesting in interviews and doesn’t sound like he’s watching his every last word the way some Hollywood types do.

  19. DarkSparkle says:

    I would hate-f*ck the hell out of him, and then make him feed me ice cream in bed. yes.

  20. Rose says:

    for a 39 yera old he looks very good. Yes Sir.

  21. Annemarie says:

    I’m a sucker for muscles and sleeve tattoos, so yes.

  22. roxy750 says:

    Shoot. I didn’t want to, I read the headline and was so confidant to myself “nope, no way, don’t like him I don’t know why just don’t”. Then I scroll down.

  23. Dawn says:

    Yes, I would hit it and then I would hit it again! He looks great no doubt about it.

  24. Pants says:

    I want to say no, but dammit I think I would *shameface*

  25. mar says:

    yeah I would

  26. Arhodo says:

    He looks good, but seems like such a d-bag. So no, I wouldn’t.

  27. I Choose Me says:

    Nope. Objectively I know he’s hot but he’s never ever done if for me. Plus, he seems like the type to whine and be petulant when things don’t go his way.

  28. Kosmos says:

    I think Ryan has too many issues, perhaps individually and emotionally, and with women, like he’s not sure of himself or sure of what he wants or maybe after he’s in a relationship for a while, he becomes too problematic, I don’t know, but I strongly get this vibe from him, which makes him look very undesirable as a male partner. But strictly on looks, he still has it in that department.

  29. Amara says:

    No. Never found him attractive.

  30. Lex says:

    Secrets and Lies is a copy of a show that was on tv in Australia a few months back. Probably don’t google it or you’ll find out whodunnit.

  31. sarah says:

    yes. No question.

  32. kitty-bye says:

    No, Somehow he always looks like a “boy” to me.

  33. melain says:

    Sure. I’d hit that jack-a right across his smart mouth with my faux calf-skin gloves. He’s a whiney sack of s_ht.