Dear Jennifer Lopez: David Gandy should be your new boyfriend, please

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Dear Jennifer Lopez,

Although I don’t admit it that often, I actually like you. I think you’re fun and you are still so, so pretty. You are also a bigger deal than your dating history suggests. I really need you to do something for me, okay? I need you to stop with the cheesy backup dancers. Just say NO to anyone who appeared on Dancing with the Stars for any reason.

While I think it’s a pipe dream to hope for a passionate, high-profile love affair with someone A-list, I wanted to offer one name for your consideration: David Gandy. You know him already. He’s an English model – arguably the biggest male model in the world – and he was cast in your music video “First Love.” You also cited him as your idea of a nearly perfect man. So what are you waiting for? He’s single-ish right now. He dates high-profile women. He’s beautiful. He’s got an accent. He’s younger than you. He’s reportedly kind of douchey, which I know you like. DO HIM. Do him properly.

Love,
K

PS… You looked great in hot pink last night in NYC. But you should be in London right now, because David Gandy has been everywhere this week in London. FLY TO LONDON, GURL.

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  1. SpookySpooks says:

    He looks old, creepy and orange and has David Beckham’s voice. She can do better if we’re only going by looks.

    • Snowflake says:

      I think he’s hot. Esp in white suit picture. A man with a little age on him knows what he’s doing, if ya know what I mean, wink.

      • truthful says:

        Thank you!!

        just seeing his picture, makes me so mellow and happy.
        He’s art in my eyes, they don’t make em like this anymore.

    • JudyK says:

      Looks old? He’s 34…too young for Jennifer Lopez, although she wouldn’t think so, since she’s “only 11-12 years older.” The Cougar thing makes me GAG. Sorry. It just does.

      I do think he’s HOT.

    • elkiddo says:

      Agreed Spooky2. Some men get better with age. But Gandy? NO.

    • Loopy says:

      Never heard him speak, but is it me or has David Beckham’s voice gotten deeper over time.

    • Kim1 says:

      ITA he is a male” butter face”.Everything attractive except his face ,another Channing Tatum.

      • SpookySpooks says:

        Not really. Bulky men are not my cup of tea, so I don’t even like his body.
        Channing is nice. Is David nice?

  2. Micha says:

    ahahhahah YES that needs to happen

  3. BooBooLaRue says:

    Lordy, if she doesn’t, I will!

  4. G says:

    She’s a fool if she doesn’t! I know you’re reading this JLO. Make it happen girl!

  5. truthful says:

    Sorry she does not need to bring her cray-cray and a huge entourage to my gorgeous and classy, pre-fiancée.

    I would not wish her on my worst nightmare.

    she needs to be alone for a while and give her pocketbook a rest.
    I will have to “counter” pray you on this one.

  6. Meghna says:

    This is so ON POINT! They would make a super sexy couple!

  7. Snowflake says:

    He’s so hot! She needs someone older who won’t kiss her ass and will check her when she starts drama. Someone who isn’t afraid to tell her off when she does. She won’t like it at first but she’ll respect him more and love him way more than the guys she used to walk all over. Because he has the balls to stand up to her.

  8. Lori says:

    I really don’t see either of them going for this. They are each to “way up their own ass” to date someone so A-list.

  9. Nev says:

    Bahahahahaha awesome.

    If not her boyfriend, some in the meantime action will do. Thank. You. Very. Much.

  10. TWINK says:

    She looks in her 20s AND not botoxed. What’s her secret?!

  11. OhDear says:

    I want her to be Cumberbatch’s “secret girlfriend!”

    /runs away

  12. Talie says:

    Aesthetically, he would be good for her because he enjoys the glamour and would be a good partner for her in that way.

  13. GeeMoney says:

    Dear Jennifer,

    Take a long break from dating, and find out who you are outside of a relationship. The world will not end because you are single.

    Love, EVERYONE

  14. wow says:

    Nooooo! Don’t wish JLo on him. She would suck the hotness out of him.

    No. No.

  15. lisa2 says:

    Her album dropped today I think. there was some speculation that it was not selling well.

    But the story is about who she will date next and not her music. And I just saw that same heading on EXTRA.. “Who should she date next”..

    Change the narrative Jennifer.. Change the narrative.. but it may be too late

  16. Ag says:

    he’s employed – check. he’s good-looking – check. she will never be interested in him.

  17. Grant says:

    And please release a sex tape with him so we can all watch. Thanks! – Grant

  18. Brionne says:

    He is beautiful and masculine looking…..He definitely looks older than 34 but it’s sexy. The beginnings of craggy face is hot on this dude.

  19. sammy says:

    JLo and David Gandy can be a amazing powerful couple