People always yell at me when I try to talk about Justin Bieber and how he’s the hardest bitch straight out of Canada. I’ve jokingly called him Lil’ Maple Leaf before, but now I think we should focus on the sad state of his pants. Lil’ Droopy Drawers? Lil’ Saggy Diaper? These are photos of Justin Bieber over the weekend in Ibiza. He’s even got his sag on at the beach, yo. He’s the hardest brother in Ibiza, y’all don’t even know. I’m also including some pics of Miranda Kerr in Munich last week, where she was opening an Escada store. Why put these photos together in the same post? Because we’re still talking about how they hooked up in 2012:
No wonder Orlando Bloom took a swing at Justin Bieber. We’re told the “Boyfriend” singer liked to boast to friends that he slept with Miranda Kerr while she was married to Bloom. A source tells Confidential that when Bieber and the model were reported to have hooked up after meeting at the 2012 Victoria’s Secret fashion show in New York, “Bieber would brag about it while he was in the studio.” What a gentleman!
Bieber’s rep declined to comment.
But that’s not all – The Daily Mirror also says that Justin told his friends that Miranda Kerr had vowed to “make him a man” (good luck, gurl) and Orlando Bloom was really not happy about all of the Bieber gossip:
One close source said: “Orlando had heard that there had been some flirting going on and he wasn’t exactly over the moon about it, in fact he was furious. At the time of the split it was certainly one of the motivations. He was, and still is, very cross about all of this. He can’t believe that someone he regards as a silly little boy has had this impact on his relationship. He is absolutely fuming.”
For what it’s worth, I do think Miranda and Lil’ Saggy did hook up. Miranda historically denied the rumors, but I always believed she was fooling around on Orlando with multiple men, including a one-off with Bieber. The Bieber thing wasn’t an affair in the sense that there was some big emotional connection. I think Miranda just banged him because she could, for fun. Because she wasn’t disgusted by him. Which makes me question everything about her.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
Well we can safely say that she didn’t succeed in making him a man.
LOL definitively true ( he always looks like Hilary Swank’s litlle sister)
LOL
Omg so true! He looks like a more femenine (and shorter) version of Swank’s character in Boys Don’t Cry
Sorry double post
^^ this!
She’s a really dumb woman. Whatever problems you have in your marriage, Bieber is not the answer. Never. Ugh, makes me dislike her even more. Seriously, what grown up woman would do something like that??
BIEBER IS NEVER THE ANSWER! I will be saying this in response to all questions from now on.
@Size Does Matter
Yes!
Maybe she felt flattered when 18-year old Bieber came up to her she’s over 30 …
I feel bad for Orlando. I can imagine any man becoming furious that his wife slept with Beiber of all people. It’s embarrassing and hurtful. Kerr is a bimbo who will likely never be in a healthy relationship.
‘Bieber is not the answer. Never.’ This is one of the absolute truths in the universe.
This^1000! There should be a paid advertisement on TV with the slogan, ‘Friends don’t let friends do Beiber!’
That said, the more I read about MK, the more I think that she and that little turd bag are well suited for each other.
Maybe the models had some kind of bet that night, and Miranda lost, so she had to sleep with ‘Lil Douche.
Bieber is definitely not the answer… To think that she would stoop so low with… Bieber?!!!!! What a slut!
She has zero culture. Her family seem like nice people but they’re so bogan. She was raised on a diet of self-help and affirmations. (Look up her mum’s website and you’ll see what I mean.) Her interviews are just mind numbing. Her mental age is probably 16. Each to their own, but as much as this matters, I do judge her for having the bad taste to hook up with Bieber. I think somewhere deep down she thought the controversy or any coverage she got would be good for her career. She’s very media conscious and always looking to push her brand.
Lol!
But isn’t she a self-proclaimed miraculous being of love, much like a unicorn that farts rainbows? Perhaps the Beibs was her pretty pony romp with the mirage of sagalicsousness …
It’s more and more pathetic
Yes, every day more. And Miranda Kerr, no matter what, is downright disgusting and repulsive, as well as Biebs. Ugh ugh ugh!
On another note, I just noticed that Bieber’s diapers are Calvin Klein’s. OMG. I am going to burn my husband ones because it is a capital sin to have something similar to the Bieber’s.
All looks pathetic even Bloom ( who parties with Dicaprio who was rumored to f* ck with his at this time-wife)
He was a teenage at the time! Why is this a surprise??
wouldn’t he have been 17 at the time?
This! Couldn’t she be arrested for statutory rape?
Depends on judge, and the state. I know people who should’ve been charged, but since the underage was closer to 18, they were let off. Needless to say, I don’t associate with those people.
It needs to come to the authorities’ attention first, i.e. being physically caught or the minor/their family wanting to press charges. And it’s not usually up to a judge. Few get that far. It’s more often left up to individual police discretion, and the DA’s office which always has the option not to prosecute.
But yeah, it’s super gross overall.
Oh geez, pull up your pants you little doofus.
He is just so ridiculous.
Just so stupid looking. I’ll never get why anyone thinks that looks cool.
They wouldn’t think it was cool if they knew the origins of the pants below the butt. At this point, why wear pants at all? Unless he is ashamed of his package.
Swack – totally agree!!
Li’l Doofus, straight outta Canada, yo.
This makes me want to vomit my breakfast. How old were they back then? Investigate and charge her for hooking up with a minor. Ugh, who would hook up with him? He’s gross. Poor Orlando.
Pretty much, can you imagine if it were a male celebrity in his late 20’s sleeping with an 18 year old girl? He’d be crucified. That’s skeezy. Ew, Miranda Kerr. EWWW!!!
You said it, especially since he’s such a pathetic wannabe with his drawers hanging out. Gag.
So now that he is a Calvin Klein undies model I suppose he will never pull up his damn pants.
I am not ancient BUT I am also not some youngster either, so I do NOT get how pulling your pants down, over your butt is seen as some cool, hip, fashion statement. It makes Bieber and those like him, look like toddlers who are too hyperactive and easily distracted to pull up their pants after going potty.
It was a trend in the ’90s – early ’00s. Nowadays, and from personal experience, I can tell you the only guys who do it are unbelievably dumb. They don’t think it’s hip or anything – they think it looks sexy. I can’t help but to laugh at them.
It actually started in prison culture as a way to signal that you are open to being a “bottom”. I don’t know why fools like Bieber wear their pants like that trying to look hard core.
Thank you @Tiffany :), I was just getting to post about that.
No, this us not accurate. You don’t have to do a lot of research to know that. Saggy pants are a product of prison culture in that prisoners wear loose fitting pants without access to belts. It did not develop in order to signal sexual availability. Please stop spreading such an ignorant belief about prisoner life and Black youth culture. You’re helping no one. [insert dumbass smiley here]
My understanding was that the baggy pants started in prisons because they had a limited range of sizes and prisoners would often end up wearing loose fitting pants. Here in Australia Dunlop Volley runners used to be standard issue prison shoes, so a lot of people who wanted to perpetuate the ex-con image would wear them around the streets. I’ve always been interested in prison culture. I love watching documentaries about them.
Um, no. “Actually” it didn’t.
http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/sagging.asp
Who yells at you? Everyone on this site thinks he’s a little bratty b!tch.
I actually thought he had a chicken costume on in the top pic. Y’know the ones standing outside fast food chains?
Lol!
Miranda, if you’re unhappy in a relationship, end it. Don’t cheat. And, for the love of all that’s holy, can this man-child pick up his damn pants already?
And if you must cheat-wtf with who she picked!!!
this miranda chick is a major head case and player.
a disgrace of a mother and wife.
HOW EMBARASSING to sleep around on your husband with so many and then to hook up with baby bieber.
what a little puke…
isn’t she involved with some old billionaire guy now?
what an idiot…
OB…move on…don’t waste energy on her or this man/child.
Is he sagging his swimming trunks?!?!? This needs to be a meme.
And Miranda Kerr…. WTF? I will never look at her the same.
Miranda really has no shame hooking up with Justin Bieber and now that James Packer dude. I know Orlando’s career has not doing too great as of late but damn he looks like the winner here.
She don’t love herself!
Bloom is so not the winner. There are no real winners in this scenario. But if I had to analyse the winner levels, Kerr would be winning. Bieber is on his way to become the next Aaron Carter. Give it another 3 years and he’s truly washed up, his last album didn’t sell very well despite being very good (imo). Meanwhile Bloom is like any mediocre actor who loses work when he’s losing his looks. He is aging badly, Legolas he ain’t. Nobody is checking for Bloom and Kerr outshone him in the last leg of their relationship.
Kerr is the only one who is consistently getting work and for a bland model, she is making a lot of money! Her face is in the media because she works. She might have her ‘scandals’ but she works nonetheless. Bieber and Bloom party.
I don’t see such a bright future for Miranda either. She’ll eventually become too old for modeling (she already is, tbh, fashion has sick standards). She’s not as iconic in the industry as Gisele Bundchen or Linda Evangelista so I doubt she’ll be getting any high end editorials or ad campaigns. She’s also not as charismatic and business savvy as Tyra Banks and Heidi Klum so I don’t see her building a TV empire. She’s not even interesting enough to have a reality show on her life. 5 years from now she’ll probably be in the same, if not a much worse position than Orly.
Miranda is working but for how long, she is no Gisele, she has to rely on tabloids and rich dudes to stay relevant. I think she is for ever tainted for sleeping with Bieber. And Orlando seems like a winner to me because he is no longer attached to this famewhore, their relationship starts to look really embarrassing for him when she was caught getting cosy with Justin and then Leo. And I forgot he doesn’t have to sleep with James Packer.
Wasn’t she #2 on Forbes top paid models list this year? Like her or not, she is very, very successful.
And who do you think is Forbes source her Pr team of course, even Gisele said they keep inflating her revenues.
Giselle was complaining because she most likely has to worry about getting audited – as in, there’s a public record of what she’s been paid in addition to what she’s putting on her tax forms – considering that she also makes a lot of money in Brazil, there’s probably a lot of tax implications for her and some fine lines that her accountants walk. The US government doesn’t like it when you try to hide money from them. Also, while some of those numbers are estimates, 1) those numbers aren’t hard to come by, as a model’s going rate for editorial work etc. isn’t exactly a state secret, 2) many of their endorsement deals are with publicly held companies and the figures are frequently announced, and 3) many of these women make money based on sales and licensing of products and make a %age. Those sales numbers aren’t hard to come by either.
You can dislike Kerr, and you could have even made the point that she’s lost her Qantas contract and something else (was it Mango?) but there’s no denying that she’s been incredibly successful.
Forbes is hardly reliable , remember that Bethennny Frankel cover, if it wasn’t for the Huffingtonpost they wouldn’t have revised their numbers. Also their money lists are all over the place, case in point the telegraph reported last year that Kate Moss triple her revenues by making about 19 million dollars in october 2012 through her different companies but still according to Forbes she only made 5,7 million making her the 4th highest paid model in the world , Miranda was listed second with 7 million. Considering how Miranda is a well known liar, I wouldn’t put too must trust in this figures.
http://fashion.telegraph.co.uk/article/TMG10231192/Kate-Moss-sees-earnings-triple-as-she-turns-herself-into-lucrative-brand.html
http://www.forbes.com/pictures/eimi45mdj/no-4-kate-moss/
It doesn’t matter for how long, that’s the future and nobody knows what it holds. She has been working as a model since her early teens and while she is called a ‘supermodel’, she can model for shit so it’s quite remarkable she has been able to rake in so much money on her own.
Plus like I said, in the last 2 years of her marriage, Kerr was already more relevant than Bloom so while she climbed the social ladder because of him, in the process she also kept on climbing over him! Btw, most models marry rich men. Gisele never dated a peasant either if you catch my drift and other supermodels went on to marry legends (Bowie) or people in showbusiness (Seal, Vaugn etc) or rich guys (take your pick). Just like Kerr they could stand on their own but it’s nice to have financial security I suppose.
Bloom’s link to LOTR is what’s keeping him relevant because no project besides POTC (2007!) has made money or provided critical success. He flops in everything because nobody cares. If Kerr didn’t arrange photo-ops during their marriage (in which his career went down and hers up) he wouldn’t even be in the media anymore. Now you see him in the news again because he wants to drop the nut on Justin Bieber of all people. Besides this, when’s the last time anybody cared for Bloom??? Bloom also conveniently dates women who love the spotlight.
Also you mention Leo, Kerr probably slept with him too yet Bloom has no problem hanging out with him 🙂 You look down on Kerr for doing what she does (while working) yet Bloom can hang out with modelf* Leo and he’s some kind of saint? What do you think those men do? You don’t hang out with Leo to visit a museum ahummm. Bloom is partying right now in ‘celeb’ hotspots with no career to speak of and he’s not a ‘famewhore’? You don’t think he would prefer to have a career over whatever the hell he is doing now? When even JB can have you kicked out of a celebrity bash, you know your career is dead.
You seem pressed Artemis , chill out. I never said he was a saint when Bloom was still married to Kerr I kept saying she wasn’t the only one to cheat and that their relationship was a Pr sham, actually it’s even more obvious now. Come on Miranda is sleeping with shrek as we speak and people keep calling her name for sleeping with Bieber, I would like to know how it is gonna impact her so called supermodel career. You may not share this point of view but people are cheering for Orlando for trying to kick that annoying racist douche bag ass . Despite his fading career he looks way better than her, that’s enough for me to call him a winner . I won’t argue with you regarding his suspicious friendship with Leo DiCaprio not a good look at all.
How am I pressed? I’m not getting personal and I’m not being rude. I’m not going to be upset about any celeb 🙂
You call her a famewhore yet you say now that their relationship was a PR sham and that he cheated too. I mentioned that he also dated Bosworth, another photo-op lover. But it’s still ’embarrassing’ for HIM, like he wasn’t a participant in the relationships?
Like I said, many models have richer partners. Heck even Thurman dated European businessmen, Campbell’s life is boating with rich businessmen and McPherson openly hunted for rich businessmen too. Every time you see any celeb hanging out with TRULY rich people, you know their friendship/relationship is bought. That’s showbusiness for you. Don’t get it twisted, I don’t value such relationships at all but it’s not because Packer is fugly, that we should judge Kerr more harshly for something that is standard in Hollywood, especially the modelling world. If he was pretty, would it be any less gross? At least they’re both single now so she can do what she wants. I’m sure she has her pick.
Like I said, everybody probably knows about them hooking up and she has been working since so does it matter? The fact that she keeps mum while both JB and OB are still discussed says enough. She might sleep around but that woman knows on what to focus IN PUBLIC. Her career is solid as a rock while both men are essentially losers because they’re not focused. In private, who cares what she does?
Yes, they’re cheering for Orlando but will that result in a career resurrection? No. And that’s where it counts. Orlando’s fading career is mentioned since 2007, I think it’s safe to say he isn’t considered A-list anymore. Now he has this on his resumé, but yay common folk who don’t see his films are cheering for him because JB is the lowest of the low! Right? Not really an achievement if you ask me. Plus, violence is horrible, nothing to cheer about.
Well, Leo D isn’t any different than those businessmen that date models and Bloom has no issues partying with him. Or with D-listers. In public. He needs to look at his life and choices, honestly.
Until now the hook up with Bieber was just a rumor but now it’s pretty much a fact, a lot of shitty stuffs happens in hollywood but it doesn’t matter as long it stays within the industry , but things are going to be much different now the whole world knows, everytime Miranda is gonna promote something people are gonna picture her with that prebuscent boy, that’s just a sick image, how is that a good look for her.
No offense Artemis but I said “press” because you seem eager to completely disregard Bloom’s career, he was in two of the biggest franchise of all time and makes millions out of it, he had the opportunity to carry even if he failed two movies, he worked twice with Ridley Scott, he had rubbed shoulders with A-listers (Pitt, Depp and the late Heath Ledger). I don’t think it’s fair to completely diss him like that, yes he is struggling now to get his career back on track. But truth is it is easier when you’re still a pretty woman to maintain a sustainable modeling career especially if you make sure to keep your name in the press than it is for a man ( and even more for a woman ! ) to maintain an acting career.
Miranda is busy working now, but I think you grossly exaggerating her accomplishments when she was fired from VS it has been revealed she was paid 300 000 $ per year, her biggest contract along with David Jones ( which she lost too) not that impressive. Of course she has been busy posting pics of her doing lots of photo shoot for magazines but how much does it pay ? What are her biggest contracts right now I know she has been in asia promoting some detergent and she is the face of swarovski, I forget that kora stuff she has been desperate to sell, how is it doing exactly ?
Don’t get me wrong I’m not undermining Orlando Bloom’s actions, of course he was a willing participant in this whole charade and yes he is a fame whore too but Miranda was hitting KK territory with the various naked pics she maintained to post while still being married, not even talking about her daily pap walk with her son that make her he biggest fame whore . Whatever he was up to at least he was smart enough to stay far more discreet than his thirsty ex, who truly has no shame at all and managed to completely embarrass herself. But hey maybe Miranda is gonna married that ugly looking billionaire (which is not just ugly on the outside he is also ugly on the inside, google him), does it make her a winner ?
Agree with Bubulle. She has no big brand contract, not to even mention haute couture, no big cosmetic brand contract and was dropped from four stable contracts in a very short time – VS, Jones, the airlines and Mango. In this industry this is not a good sign. On top of that comes the fact that this whole Bieber story makes her equally undesirable as an object of advertising to both men and women (the age group that actually buys what she is supposed to sell). This ia already a very big problem. Her team knows that, of course, they are my colleagues and will most certainly work hard to wash it out but the final outcome of such procedures is never guaranteed. We shall see. Right now she is walking very thin ice.
Question: do you think Miranda would have still hooked up with Bieber if she knew it was going to get out like this? Because even for someone that gets around, this has to be embarrassing to have the entire world know that you had sex with Justin Bieber.
Selena Gomez doesn’t seem to mind the Bieber stigma.
I would be embarrassed to admit listening to his music much less sleeping with that hideous creature.
Selena is another one who has the stigma…. As far as we can see, she went completely off the rails…. Ugh I can’t even think of seeing Bieber in his underwear, let alone naked.
P.s. Now I need a ton of bleach after conjuring up that image…..
But Selena Gomez isn’t a grown woman. Well, I guess she is now, but you know what I mean. There’s a pretty significant difference.
Selena Gomez came from a kiddie show. Miranda Kerr is a VS model. Big difference in status. But I notice she has a gap in her blouse heh heh. Mere mortal after all.
Selena and Justin shared a “first love” and were each other’s first sex partners. There’s a big difference there. They were innocent together. That first love can be powerfully hard to let go of . You remember the sweet kid who was good to you and fail to see the a…hole that he became and how he mistreats you. I hope she finds a mature man who is good to her.
If Kerr have a one-nighter with Bieber that was just a drunken romp. Again big difference.
Lol. It’s not that serious folks. My point is anyone sleeping with Bieber should be embarrassed. Selena, Miranda and even the Brazilian prostitutes.
I believe that Selena Gomez and Toddler Beiber romance was cooked up in a publicists office.
The lack of shame is a common denominator with all famewhores including Miranda Kerr IMO! I bet she’s
loving this attention despite how bad it makes her look!
she seems so vacant.
What I don’t get is why Orlando isn’t mad at Leo. There were rumors about Leo and Miranda hooking up too.
He may very well be mad at him. But Leo isn’t rubbing it in his nose the way Bieber did when he said those things about his (now ex) wife.
Yup. And let’s not forget one is a talented and respected actor while the other is the most insufferable brat in the music industry.
Considering that the whole Bieber/Bloom incident happened while Bloom was actually out with Leo, I’m going to guess that he isn’t mad at him.
Bieber can do nothing for Orlando’s career. Leo possibly could.
This is why I can’t with this ‘omg Kerr is evil, good for Bloom’. Bloom probably knows, word gets around. He doesn’t care about Leo because he knows how he rolls and he’s obviously OK with it + attacking Leo would be the final blow for his ‘career’. Bloom knows Hollywood (and Leo types) better than Kerr. Too bad he doesn’t know how to translate his knowledge into good game, then he wouldn’t be in a position where a child is able to taunt him lol.
Perhaps Leo wasn’t sleeping with her while she was married to Orlando. That’s an important difference.
Why would any woman want to sleep with him? Total downgrade from her husband.
and why would a 20-something (not sure how old she is) woman would want to sleep with a 17/18 year old?! gross AND possibly illegal.
Maybe he pays well.
I think she did it for fun or shits and gags as I would say. I just don’t understand, she had that beautiful little boy and a partner. There are rumours he strayed too. I just can’t help but think what was their relationship really like? My cousin knew Miranda growing up and she was a beautiful( physical) girl from a small town that’s high light is a dog on a tucker box. But from what I understand looks are the only thing she has going for her, not great in interviews & fame has really changed her moral compass as far as family and values go. She went fro been close to her own family here to completely blocking them at one stage.
One thing I found really odd was that while she was married to Orlando–in the early years–she was all about Budhism. I remember that she said she was one, was very serious about it, and then all of a sudden, year later (I think right before she and Orlando publicly split) she said that she was into Christianity and that she never, ever said she was a budhist. It was just so weird to me, because I remember that Budhism interview very vividly because it was one of the first things I’d read about her. But after that–she seemed very phony to me.
Aussie girl, Miranda is from Gunnedah not Gundagai.
How gratifying would it be to give Lil’ Saggy the biggest wedgie of all-time?
Make it happen!
Pull your Fu%*ing pants up you disgusting little twirp! That is all.
Miranda was just kidding with him. Miranda looked at him then as a boy. This is what we call “safe”. There is no malice to this. She did not have sex with him. This boy man is just putting malice into that.
Apparently Miranda slept around quite a bit while she was married. Hate this, I never thought of her as the town slu*.
Well, Orlando was sleeping around too when they were still married so that makes him a town slu* as well.
The thing that freaks me out about this hook-up more than anything else is the fact the she was still breastfeeding their son in 2012… I mean… I can’t even imagine…
I cannot imagine why Miranda Kerr does not come out publicly and denounce these rumors if they are not true. It does not make her look very good. She cheated on her husband with a turd. Maybe she doesn’t care at all and just wants the publicity but then it makes me wonder why Orlando Bloom would bother defending her. Beiber is very tough as long as he can hide behind his body guards. He is a very small man with easily breakable bones so he will not be doing any tough guy stuff any time soon.
This pic is hilarious ^^
Team Orlando here ! Always had a soft spot for him (even if I’m an Aragorn/Viggo fangirl as far as LOTR is concerned). Bieber is a brat, can’t stand him (or his music) at all.
And sure, maybe Miranda Kerr cheated on Orlando. I can totally buy she slept with Leo DiCaprio. But I’ve got a hard time believing that Miranda really slept with Bieber, even for fun. In 2012, she was nearly thirty and he was barely legal. Kerr is one year younger than me and I just can’t imagine sleeping with so young a boy, especially a boy who looks like he’s twelve… so gross !
I would totally…. bang him *cries* yeah, that’s my deep dark shameful secret…. as long as he keeps his mouth shut, and cover his freaking butt with his jeans or whatever, gosh! (So it would not happen) But yeah, i think he’s kind of attractive … (shhhhh, i know, i’m kidding myself)
Maybe that’s her shameful secret too and that she’s trying to forget this terrible terrible mistake 😀
It’s tempting but it’s more fun and cruel to deny it! They hate the word ‘no’. I would get more pleasure out of seeing him throwing a temper tantrum because a nobody girl doesn’t want him and doesn’t everybody want the Biebs? 😀
I give you props for that admission. That would be something I would take to my grave. lol.
Lol !
Well, we all have our shameful little crushes ^^
In February of 2012 wouldn’t he have been 17? if so gross on her.
And she was nursing Flynn still…
It’s a very very common fantasy among women to sleep with a young guy. I think Miranda Kerr married way too young because she was pregnant and never sowed her wild oats. That’s the problem with marrying young. But I don’t condone that she sowed them while married. Should have divorced first. Still she and Bloom were separated for long long periods while he was off filming.
Young boy? Bieber looks like a child even more so at 17. And Miranda is how tall, 5’9″? Bieber is around 5’4″ or even shorter (stay away from Freddie Prince, Jr.) and not 5’6″ as reported. He’s really short but he’s no Prince. That’s very awkward.
I love how both Bieber and C Brown are Such Bad Guys but then peep out girly teeny songs with their teenage tenor voices.
I just hope that when his pants finally do succumb to gravity and fall down that there are several cameras there to capture him falling on his face. Please, God. Please let this happen!
Has the divorce already finalized? Because I would take her to the cleaners if I was Bloom, just to teach her a lesson. Of course Bloom isn’t doing himself any favors by trying to act like it’s 1994 again. Grow up and become a very great character actor, he’d be surprised how much work he could get in at least Europe.
Yeah but nobody ever praised his acting talents though. He’s like Keanu Reeves in that way but he has charisma on-screen and has good chemistry (like with Bullock).
Bloom had a few lucky breaks and had 6 years of success before being replaced by the next bland actor. Or better yet, good parts were offered to good actors (McAvoy, Fassbender) and hearthrobs like Pattinson were on the rise too. Labeouf and Butler had breakout roles in 2007 too. 2007 really finished Bloom tbh.
There is just no place for Bloom anymore because there are hotter and/or talented actors who are worth the money. He tried smaller films and nobody cared. He tried theatre: nobody cared. That’s where you have to rely on good acting skills to get by in those projects.
You seem pretty adamant about ripping up Bloom. This the third comment you’ve made on this story where you made it clear “no one cares” about him. Just curious about where the vitriol comes from.
Don’t call him Lil’ Maple Leaf ever again. Please. It’s an offense to Canada’s national emblems.
Yes, it’s insulting to all Canadians and their flag! I happen to prefer Lil’ Pencil-Dick.
Ewwww.
The part about making him a man reminds me of that old saying “you cannot stiffen a bucket of spit with buckshot”.
I think Justin Bieber was a drunk one night stand for Miranda that she wants to forget. Not going to happen. Shes a self absorbed narcissist, is lapping up the attention and her self-worth is hinged on the amount of attention she gets (good or bad). Of all people it had to be Bieber? Eww. I think Orlando is doing the smart thing by staying quiet. No doubt embarrassed by his drunken behaviour. Whereas Bieber is every publicists worst nightmare lol. I hate to play devils advocate her do you think Miranda’s camp got false rumours started of Orlando cheating out on the blogosphere and played them up?! To take the attention away from her cheating. I’m not ancient by any means (in my late twenties) I can’t stand the trousers hanging below your ass shit either.
Rumour has it he cheated on her with a flight attendant while she was pregnant, probably why he never said a bad word about her despite all the cheating rumours, she knows what he is really up to and vice versa. I think it was a marriage of convenience aim at keeping the both of them in the news, too bad for Orlando Miranda indiscretions backfired big time.
Honest question though, why are all the C-listers in Ibiza right now?
Well it’s safe to say that Kerr and Bloom came out looking like the fools in this one. Beiber may be an obnoxious, spoiled child, but they are grown people who acted like children – Kerr for deigning to sleep with Beiber and Bloom for punching him. Bloom can be forgiven. It would be hard not to react to your wife and the mother of your child for cheating on you with, well, I’ve run out of words for Beiber.
Miranda Kerr is more stupid than I thought if she had sex with Justin Bieber.
I JUST have to say that as a Canadian I am super embarassed that shitty pants is infact Canadian. You people have no idea what we go through up here!! (OK, being sarcastic.) But if I can STRESS anything, it would be not to judge an entire country based on one insignificant loser with an even more embarassing track record. We are currently in the process of revoking his citizenship..(OK, being sarcastic again, but I wish.)
We, as a country, are much much cooler than some of our counterparts. You must get it USA, you’re stuck with Nick Carter, right?
Eh, they have the Kardashians. LOL I doubt the US people would like to be judged based on the Kardashains’ actions or identified with them. I wouldn’t even think that one person or even five people can be representative for millions of others.
I JUST have to say that as a Canadian I am super embarassed that shitty pants is infact Canadian. You people have no idea what we go through up here!! (OK, being sarcastic.) But if I can STRESS anything, it would be not to judge an entire country based on one insignificant loser with an even more embarassing track record. We are currently in the process of revoking his citizenship..(OK, being sarcastic again, but I wish.)
We, as a country, are much much cooler than some of our counterparts. You must get it USA, you’re stuck with Nick Carter, right?
A couple of points:
This situation had become as petty and pathetic as high school gossip, yet I’m participating in it.
Orlando was clearly smitten by Miranda’s looks and didn’t realize she was a bimbo.
This is the best thing to happen to Orlando’s career in years.
So the little brat has been bragging since 2012 that he’s bedded her? Congratulations, Miranda. You threw away your marriage and your reputation away for this twerp.
I hope some good will come out of this and help Orlando land decent roles. There is no such thing as bad publicity.
I really like Miranda as a model. She has a unique look and can make a very simple outfit look expensive. She has the worst taste in men. How much alcohol did it take to have sex with JB and that billionaire Packer? Seriously!
If makes you feel any better she’s probably shagged a lot of hot guys with buff gym bodies as well.
Biebs was just one of a long list of questionable hookups. Before that she hooked up with Brandon Davis. And another ex was convicted of fraud for stealing investment funds to buy her airplane tickets, expensive vacations and a grand piano.
What next? Will we find out that her mysterious wedding with Orlando never really happened?
She was also rumored to have been hittin the sheets with none other than Brad Pitt..how does someone go from Orlando to Pitt to Saggy Swaggy? Meh..not sure I “Belieb.” Sorry couldnt resist. Otherwise girlfriend gets around..