Kim Kardashian takes to Twitter to complain about losing the last 15 lbs

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Kim posted this photo on her Instagram yesterday, writing: “New passport pic #Mrs.West #NameChange.” Lordy, lordy. I wonder what the passport photographer was thinking. “Er, Mrs. West, can you not look so dead-eyed? And can you put your boobs away for two seconds?” It’s like Kim’s Real Doll was getting her very own passport.

Anyway, as we were discussing a bit yesterday, Kim has gained some weight back. I tend to think she was crash-dieting plus liposuction before the wedding, and post-wedding she just stopped dieting and liposuctioning so much and her body doesn’t understand the whole crash-dieting cycle she’s on. Still, Kim thinks that if only she diets more and works out harder, she can do it all over again. She took to Twitter yesterday to complain:

off to an intense workout. Can’t seem to shake this last 15-20 lbs of baby weight. no more excuses. my baby is 1 years old! UGH

I’m not gonna call it baby weight bc thats an excuse. i just gained weight & that’s it. why is it so much harder to lose after baby though!!

do any of u moms see their bodies just not the same? a different shape? ughhhh my hips & butt are huge now! they were big to begin with!

Just need to get down to my weight a few years ago. Not gonna complain anymore. Starting diet TODAY! No carbs. crazy workouts. Whos with me?

i think after having a baby u get so excited u lost a lot of weight then u get comfortable & eat how you used & it creeps back up.

ok no more tweeting and procrastinating! LOL Glad some of u moms can relate. I’m reading the comments! For real….of to the gym!

wish me luck on the dieting…its soooo hard for me!

[From Kim Kardashian’s Twitter]

I realize that I’m pretty much alone when it comes to dieting and exercise advice, but I wonder if Kim’s sudden crash diets are part of the reason why she gains weight so quickly. She starves herself of carbs for weeks, then gives up her diet and gains the weight back immediately. She works out every day for two weeks then gives up. My advice is the same thing it’s always been – work out consistently. Eat more salads. Drink a lot of water. Don’t drink a lot of alcohol. Don’t starve yourself. And if else fails, do it the undercover Kardashian Way: just lipo all of your problem areas. And for God’s sake, learn how to dress to flatter your shape.

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  1. Ag says:

    your passport photo should “reflect your current appearance.” how does TSA adjust that for those who, like kim, are fans of ongoing plastic surgery? haha

    (and did she take her pic while wearing that pink outfit with the green “coat”?)

    • Tracy says:

      Seriously…. who can predict what she will look like a month from now?

    • Eleonor says:

      The only thing I can think is: CLOSE THAT MOUTH.

    • MonicaQ says:

      Asian countries are having this problem because people get so much plastic surgery, they don’t look like their passports anymore.

      • Sabrine says:

        I switched over from toast to steel cut oatmeal in the mornings. That has helped. You can doll up the oatmeal with fruit and toasted almonds, sweeten it with Splenda. The full feeling lasts for hours. With regular cereal or toast I was ready to gnaw on the table legs by 10:30 am. It’s not easy. When I have a coffee in the afternoon, I want something with it. That’s where you need the will power, to have the coffee but not the empty carb treat that goes with it. After a while it does get easier, but you’re not going to lose weight unless you have will power. Eating until you’re satisfied, not full is important too.

    • LadyMTL says:

      I actually just renewed my passport and after I got my pic taken I asked the photog what would happen if my appearance radically changed. He said that apparently you have to get a new passport because you might get denied entry (and etc) if the photo doesn’t look like you. So I guess KK has to keep her nip/tucks subtle, lol.

  2. eliza says:

    Oh FFS, just have the plastic surgeon take off the last 15 because it isn’t like she won’t be seeing him soon anyway.

    Boo hoo. Millions of dollars and those pesky 15 that no one cares about, are hard to lose. Instead of taking non-stop pap strolls and selfies, put some work in on the hiking trail, elliptical or treadmill. Good grief, it isn’t rocket science.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      ” Instead of taking non-stop pap strolls and selfies, put some work in on the hiking trail, elliptical or treadmill. ”

      ^^This. You don’t lose weight by sitting around and getting your nails done or partying in Ibiza. You have to work for it.

      • Petee says:

        I think she is getting ready to take the implants out of her butt and get some shaping done.If all of a sudden she had no butt anymore it would mean she has been lying all this time.We all know she has been.I guess she is tired of reading and hearing all the nasty comments about herself.And I guess seeing pictures yourself that aren’t photoshopped to death doesn’t help either.Wait and see.The plastic surgery gone bad will disappear soon.And I am not talking about her face.

      • eliza says:

        Exactly and putting on workout clothes and getting a kale smoothie at some joint swarmed by paps is NOT “working out”.

      • Josephine says:

        I agree with Petee. She’s going to have lipo or the implants removed, and is setting up a cover story.

        Really, this is the only thing she has left to make magazine covers. She’s already done the wedding/divorce/wedding, and had a child. So unless she’s coming out as gay, weight is where it is at. Look what it did for Jessica Simpson’s PR.

      • Artemis says:

        @Josephine:

        If she was really smart she would not only go for a cover but set-up a post-baby workout DVD and open a gym Madonna and Goop-style. Really surprised they haven’t figured out that goldmine. Or a workout app or something.

      • Josephine says:

        @ Artemis. That sounds like way too much work for someone like her!

    • Faye says:

      Whatever . . .you know those tweets were just about Kim trying to be “real” and “connect” with her mom fans, if there are any. She has access to personal trainers and the best nutritionists, not that you need those things to lose 15 lbs. But if you have them and follow their advice, she could lose the weight in no time.

    • lisa says:

      i dont think fat transfer can be removed

      • Macey says:

        I was going to say she doesnt have implants in her butt, that was from a fat transfer. I would think they could try to lipo some of it out but who knows how that will turn out. There’s only so much a Dr. can do.

        that said…the outfit in that second pic..omg someone really hates her b/c that is hideous.

    • John Wayne Lives says:

      @eliza THIS!! All damn day. If your goal is weight loss, you will never succeed in the long run. The goal should be a life of health and strength. When will people realize dieting doesn’t work. Not rocket science indeed! Rule of thumb, if “food” has a commercial, don’t eat it.

  3. Eleonor says:

    That dress with the green coat makes me think of Willy Wonka

  4. in_theory says:

    Why the heck is her mouth slightly open on that passport photo? She looks ridiculous! If a normal person ended up looking like that I’d think the photographer was mean or that the photographed person didn’t know how to pose or something, but Kim knows exactly what she’s doing.

    • AmandaPanda says:

      In the uk or Australia a picture like that wouldn’t be accepted for passport purposes – you have to have your mouth closed bc it messes with the biometrics otherwise

      • in_theory says:

        Yes, I think one is supposed to look “neutral” and not make a stupid supposedly sexy expression.

      • Kate says:

        I’m not sure it is acceptable in the US either. You are to have your mouth closed and not smile. Is there an exception for outrageous amounts of plastic surgery that make it literally impossible to unfreeze your mouth?

      • Lady D says:

        In B.C. you are no longer allowed to smile on your driver’s license picture. I thought okay, but I’m going to be hard pressed not to smirk at the stupidity of it.

      • Bob Loblaw says:

        It’s just a other selfie, not an official passport photo. Passport photos are tiny head shots and not digital.

    • word says:

      A few years ago when I had my passport picture done, the woman taking my pic made me wipe my lips because she said they were shiny and that’s “not allowed”. So how did Kim get away with it? Not only that, but it almost looks like she’s topless. She is truly a unique individual, I’ll give her that.

  5. LadyJane says:

    I am no fan of KK but she does have amazing skin. I am being nice today.

  6. birdie says:

    That’s all she cares about. You are a mother now and you spend your time looking at old (photoshopped, btw) photos of yourself and complaining about your current weight instead of being thankful to have a healthy child.

  7. Tiffany27 says:

    This twitter rant is simply so she can have lipo, disappear for a bit and then come back weeks later and say, “My diet worked!!!1!!1”

  8. TheOriginalKitten says:

    Man her face is getting so LONG.

    Kim doesn’t lose weight because she doesn’t work out hard enough. She doesn’t strike me as someone who likes to sweat.

    It’s not just about having a baby, at 35 I realize that it gets harder every year to lose weight. I have to work really hard just to stay at my normal weight and not gain.

    • Lindy79 says:

      I hear ya sister!

    • Artemis says:

      I have her workout DVDs (Youtube) and she doesn’t work out hard. She’s lazy and tries to set the exercises to what she can handle instead of pushing herself. Her trainer was so patient because I would’ve quit 30secs in. She wanted to look pretty but she forgot she actually had to WORK at the same time which isn’t impossible at all. I bet she’s the same in private.

      To me, she looks like she relies on lipo most of the time to control her weight because I really don’t believe she has the discipline to work out. Madonna always looks like she had a tough workout when she’s pictured at a gym, KK looks exactly the same as she did when entering: picture ready. Plus you can’t manipulate your body shape to the extent that she did without plastic surgery.

      • Josephine says:

        The super soft arms and back and lack of a supportive bra are all I need to be convinced that Kim is not a woman who works out.

      • Lady D says:

        Taylor Swift exits the gym camera ready too. None of this breaking a sweat bullcrap for her.

      • Bob Loblaw says:

        When you look at Madonna you can see the years of physical work she has put in, she’s lean and has muscles. Kim looks like a blow up doll, no muscle definition and everything inflated in an exaggerated way. She’s not fit, she is not working out like she claims.

    • Bridget says:

      That woman (and really, none of the Kardashian) has NO muscle tone. She must just stroll on the treadmill and then get a massage. I am actually a little bit amazed that with an Olympic gold medalist in the family, not a single one of the Kardashian/Jenner family is even remotely athletic.

      Also, I think Kim’s just complaining about baby weight because she knows her butt got giant with all her procedures, but by calling it baby weight she can try to divert the negative attention – because moms! she’s just like us!

      • jwoolman says:

        Kendall actually enjoyed athletics and was doing pretty well in track until Demon Mother had her quit school so she could work more at modeling with no interference from pesky classroom requirements. Sad, really, she’ll never get those years back.

    • tifzlan says:

      I’ve always said she looks like a giraffe. The resemblance is getting stronger by the day.

    • Zwella Ingrid says:

      I would believe she actually worked out if I ever saw even one photo where she looked the slightest bit sweaty.

      • word says:

        I remember when she was on dancing with the stars…she said “I never sweat”…lol I felt so bad for her dancing party, he must have been so frustrated with her.

    • Ange says:

      uh, PREACH. I was twelve kilos lighter at 28 and even though I worked out it wasn’t super hard or anything. Cue a bad knee and eventual reconstruction to hold me back for several years and now I’m nearing 34 nothing I do seems to shift it. God it just fell off back then. *sad face*

  9. lassie says:

    Is that bustier supposed to be worn on the outside as clothing? It looks so Playtex 18 hour bra to me…

  10. Clara says:

    Is it just me who thought she was joking? I know she isn’t hilaaarious but it’s the Kimmel outfit so I thought she got photographed in front of a blank wall and captioned it with a dumb passport joke.

  11. Kiddo says:

    She looks like an anime or computer generated avatar in that photo, or maybe just a blow-up doll, I can’t decide.

    • TheOriginalKitten says:

      She is just so lifeless in appearance.
      There’s no glimmer or spark to her, no vibrancy whatsoever.
      Her face is actually rather disturbing to look at.

      It’s odd how she’s changed her physical appearance to perfectly match her vacuous, superficial and empty personality.

      • Kiddo says:

        You hit the nail on the head.

      • Leprechaun says:

        Yes. And she’s looked this way since she got together with Kanye. I think she just plain dislikes her life now. In fact, I’ll bet she preferred the last marriage to this one but she can’t cut and run anymore because that would finish off the brand. But man, does she look dead inside. And I think she really is peeved about the extra weight because she no longer has a girl’s shape but a mother’s shape. And unless she has liposuction surgery or a bypass, I suspect that the weight is going nowhere. Another thing for her to hate.

      • Sooloo says:

        Ugh! It reminds me of the story of the woman (I think in England?) whose life goal is to become a real-life Barbie doll, but in addition to all the plastic surgery, she’s going through sessions with some sort of “therapist” who teaches her how to be vacuous, how to space out, how to generally dumb herself down because she wants to be empty-headed like Barbie as well. One of her “success” stories was that she went grocery shopping or somewhere, and completely spaced out on where she had parked, so she took that to mean her whole “dumbing down” sessions were working.

      • Black Veronica Lake says:

        Kim is Mrs. Skeffington. And old Betty Davis movie look it up. Because its Kim’s life.

      • HappyMom says:

        Yes-as fake as she’s looked for the last 5 years, since she’s been with Kanye she just looks miserable and empty now.

      • Tiffany :) says:

        She’s entered the “Uncanny Valley”

        wiki: “The uncanny valley is a hypothesis in the field of human aesthetics which holds that when human features look and move almost, but not exactly, like natural human beings, it causes a response of revulsion among some human observers”

        “The name captures the idea that an almost human-looking robot will seem overly “strange” to some human beings, will produce a feeling of uncanniness”

    • Bernice says:

      She is starting to look like those pictures of the little aliens with the huge black eyes, no nose and pointy chin.

  12. Ms. Lib says:

    Good advice — ha…ha…ha….she does look a little fake/dollish.

  13. Loopy says:

    Thats what happened to me when i did the atkins diet, i was just withering away and then why i was like ‘screw it’ and began eating again, those carbs came back to might me in the ass.

  14. Beatrice says:

    I bet the butt implants weigh 15 lbs!

  15. Dawn says:

    She will say or do anything for press. And boy does she get it. When will it all stop. She has zero talent for anything other than telling whoppers. Her body looks like this because she paid for it to look this way and there is no other reason. In a month or two it will look exactly the same in persona and all unaltered pictures. Just wait and see.

  16. Bridget says:

    Kaiser you hit the nail on the head. She’s crash dieting with these unsustainable diet and exercise routines, and when she falls off she goes right back to how she was eating before and just not exercising – it’s better to make smaller but sustainable changes for long term health and weight loss.

    And I intensely dislike how she’s trying to play the “just like us” card. The “I’m a mom like you guys,I have those same struggles JUST LIKE YOU”.

    • Bridget says:

      Also, she knows that her butt got giant because of the procedures she’s done, so she’s just trying to forestall criticism by calling it baby weight.

    • Suzanne says:

      She’s messing up her metabolism big time. It’s all about balance and giving your body fuel. And staying within a healthy caloric range. Ugh these people.

  17. Lindy79 says:

    I’m genuinely laughing at her holding on to the sleeve cuffs of that green jacket thing. Is she worried the arms will fly off?

  18. BeckyR says:

    Losing more weight isn’t going to help that weird looking ass.

    • Nicolette says:

      Neither is stuffing it into clothes that are too small for her. But she wont change the way she dresses because she’s full of crap. For someone who is whining about that weight loss she sure loves to have that butt photographed on a daily basis doesn’t she?

  19. msmercury says:

    But Kim choose to make her butt big. She filled it. Maybe she forgot. And now she is complaining………Also doesn’t this women have a trainer and a personal chef?

  20. Skins says:

    Oh, just shut the hell up, go get your liposuction, and all of your “fans” will pretend that you lost the weight “working out”

    • snowflake says:

      exactly! who the hell buys she’s actuallly working out?! not me! she’s trying to makeover her image, now she’s a hot mommy with the baby weight that won’t go away. hahahahahaha

  21. aenflex says:

    After watching a documentary the other night, my husband and I went to the Real Doll website. There is no difference between her face and the many faces of the real dolls. I daresay some of the dolls looked more lifelike, in fact.

  22. Jen34 says:

    That is not Kk. That is a wax figure of Kk.

    I think the shape of her body is so out whack because she has had so much lipo that the fat travels to other areas and gives her an unnatural shape. KWIM. Someone once told me, and I don’t know if it is true, that if you lipo your heavy thighs, when you gain weight you will end up with a bushel ass or the fat will go to some area that it would not naturally migrate to. That is why she has such a bad figure.

  23. Shauna says:

    This comment, “i think after having a baby u get so excited u lost a lot of weight then u get comfortable & eat how you used & it creeps back up.”

    I really thought she was focusing on North but no, it wasn’t about the baby but about Kim, of course.

    • Bob Loblaw says:

      Not only about Kim, but about her weight FFS; she is so empty and shallow, it’s repulsive.

    • Nedsdag says:

      Let’s face it. Her behind is her pride and joy. She molded and created it. Her child? Now THAT’S an accessory.

  24. GiGi says:

    Ok… this is not really related to Kim, but diet related… If you find that you’re working out & eating pretty well and not getting results – have your thyroid checked. I’ve always been very fit and healthy but despite that, have gained 15 pounds in the last 2 years! I had myriad tests run in January and am on my way to wellness now and have even dropped pounds without changing anything else. So it may not just be “baby weight” or getting older… there may be an actual issue!

    My PSA for the day!

    • cloud&feather says:

      I would like to add that with thyroid issues, if you skip meals, you can end up gaining weight instead of losing it thanks to a decrease in your basal metabolic rate (slower metabolism). And just in general let go of the notion that your body, as it gets older, can do the same things it did when it was younger. Who else can relate to eating pizzas and burgers when they were like 19 and not gaining a pound? Try that nonsense in your 30s and up, kids or no. Sure some people may be able to do it, but that’s not the majority. Eat healthy and exercise.

  25. Algernon says:

    She’s gone full-Real Doll.

    • Nedsdag says:

      I’ve been telling my friends this for years. The problem is the real dolls look more like human beings than she does.

  26. Ohreallynow says:

    I really thought it was a fake person this pic. She looks so weird. How is that attractive? She probably can’t close her mouth all the way from all the work she has had done. I just don’t understand why looking fake and waxy is how she wants to be? Its so weird to me. I used to think she was so pretty years ago, but now I just stare at her pics b/c she looks so weird now and I just can’t believe how someone could do that to themselves. She has to hate herself or her life deep down to change herself this much. I wouldn’t want her empty life for anything. I’m not trying to be mean at all. I’m just in shock over that pic and that’s really her and she thinks this looks attractive?

  27. paola says:

    Whos’ she kidding? She’s been nipped and tucked more than my 8th generation patchwork quilt.
    Those missile boobs belong to a Katy Perry video and she looks so gross with all that make up and the latest job (the joker lips) make her look even weirder than before.

    And I CAN’T STAND people who constantly talk about their appearances in the attempt of getting more and more attention.

    • BeckyR says:

      Paola, that’s her JOB….get up, have someone do make up and hair, wear some godawful new outfit and go strut for the cameras. This person is so ridiculous. She doesn’t realize the world laughs AT her!

    • Lady D says:

      Wow paola, you have an 8th generation quilt? That must be just awesome. It was made by your great x6 grandma and passed down? I bet that quilt has seen a lot of babies. Can I ask what colour it is, and what material it’s made of? Do you use it or is cleaning it too scary a thought after so many years?

      • paola says:

        Yes, I really do have one!
        My mother keeps it safe in a box and we don’t use it anymore.. it’s been nipped and tucked many many times and it’s made of different colors. My mum was wrapped in it when she was born and so my grandma. It’s made of wool and it looks good despite the age 🙂

  28. Anastasia says:

    I can’t get over that open mouth. Surely that’s not really a passport photo???

  29. Missy says:

    She’d lose a quick 20 if she would stop injecting lard into her ass

  30. word says:

    How many times did she make the passport officer take her pic to get just the right one? I’m shocked she didn’t grab the camera and try to make a “passport selfie”. With regards to her weight, why doesn’t she use those diet pills she was getting paid to endorse? She claimed they worked…oh I forgot, she’s not getting paid to lie about them anymore.

  31. Mitch Buchanan Rocks! says:

    Chickafilla needs to visit a Cancer ward and thank her lucky stars for those 15 pounds.

  32. MAP says:

    *It’s like Kim’s Real Doll was getting her very own passport*

    Thank you Kaiser — there’s my fun for the work day.

  33. JudyK says:

    Her baby is “1 yearS old”…gawd, she is too stupid to inhabit this earth.

  34. JH says:

    Did she surgically “shave” her jawbone? She looks like an alien.

  35. putchka says:

    She could lose .0001 lbs by getting her brain removed.

  36. HoneyBea says:

    her hips in those jeans are truly frightening. imagine what she looks like naked..scratch that! sorry guys. wipe image from brain!

    • Bob Loblaw says:

      And she altered those jeans to look like that, I wonder what she sees when she looks in mirrors, it’s NOT what the rest of us see. Those jeans are hideous on her.

  37. Black Veronica Lake says:

    Hmm. She is straight up alien looking now. Nothing pretty about her. People just holding on to old Kim. New Kim is not pretty. So much spray tan on I’m almost offended..

  38. CatJ says:

    I think she bought the George Hamilton nose from the catalogue.

  39. holly hobby says:

    What did she do with her face? She looks like an alien in the first picture.

  40. Mina says:

    When she did the mud run with Khloe at the weigh in she bragged that she weighed five pounds less than she did before she had North.

    And it’s really not fair to her fans that she gets so much help from liposuction and purposefully had her butt and hips made bigger with fat injections, and then tries to commiserate with them about losing weight and having a big butt. So dishonest, it’s a shame she’s a “role model” to some.

    What a narcissistic freak she is.

    • snowflake says:

      who would idolize her? fake, plastic surgery queen with no talent except golddigging. i don’t get how people can look up to her. she’s done nothing that is worth aspiring too. just don’t get why anyone would look up to her. unless your only goal in life to marry rich and look pretty. she doesn’t even work hard.

      • Nedsdag says:

        Sadly, she plays to the plus-size girls and girls who are insecure about their bodies. Unfortunately, her look is a mirage. She has hoodwinked many people with her image, including her husband.

  41. Mea Culpa says:

    What the hell is she wearing in that 3rd picture? She looks like a deranged circus ringmaster.

  42. M.A.F. says:

    1. Crash diets don’t work. We all should know this by now.
    2. Putting on work out clothes doesn’t mean the weight falls off. You need to put in the time and effort.
    3. I’m sure if she didn’t enlarge her butt she would be at the weight she wants. But her plastic butt is making her think she is bigger than she actually.
    4. Shut up Kim Kardashian!

  43. snowflake says:

    hahahaha! yeah kim’s going to work out. she’s walking into the plastic surgeon’s office, that is exercise, people! lmao. just think, she prob bought her doctor’s vacation home with all her visits!

  44. snowflake says:

    YOU TOO CAN LOOK LIKE KIM! ALL IT TAKES IS A CREDIT CARD, A GOOD DOCTOR, AND TIME OFF “TO SPEND WITH YOUR BABY!” BWAHHHHHH. OH WAIT, I MEAN WORKING OUT, ATKINS AND DEDICATION

  45. LaurieH says:

    One of my best friends is a large-bottomed gal (cue the Queen song). After she had a baby, she worked diligently to get back into pre-baby shape, but no matter what she did or how hard she worked out, she could never shed the additional weight she accrued on her hips and butt. The rest of her looked great – even better than before she had a baby – but her hips and butt remained much larger than they ever were.

    This is what happened to Kim. It is glaringly obvious that she’s had a butt enhancement of some sort over the last few years – likely fat injections. Now she’s regretting it because, post-baby, her once big butt has become cartoonishly huge and it’s making the rest of her look huge. It can’t be easy working out while dragging those two big sandbags behind you. I am with the others who say that her “epic Twitter rant” was nothing more than a publicity setup and that she’ll be popping into the doc to have some of her ass fat sucked out soon.

    • Dawn says:

      Naw Kim is NOT naturally a big bottom gal and you can see that in 2006 and before pictures. She had a figure like her sister Kourtney. She bought her bottom and those hips because she had a plan and her plan worked for her. There is a big difference between her and your friend.

      • snowflake says:

        yep!

      • LaurieH says:

        I agree. I never said Kim’s big bottom was natural. I said it was glaringly obvious she’s had it enhanced. My point was the natural enhancement that came with childbirth on top of her paid-for enhancement has left her looking cartoonishly large. Hence, I agree with others that she’s making this big stink now because she plans on heading back to the plastic surgeon to have her enhancement dialed back. And, of course, she’ll expect full tabloid court press over it – a la Jessica Simpson – where she’ll not only lie and say it was the result of hard work and discipline, but that she’s now a size 2.

  46. Rakion says:

    BOO HOO! I GAINED 15 POUNDS AND NOW IM GONNA WHINE ABOUT IT TO THE MEDIA!
    Bish, do pilates or jog. Not lipo the crap out of it

    Kim West? the jokes write themselves

  47. Jaana says:

    Amber Rose lost the baby weight.
    Reggie Bush’s wife lost the baby weight.
    Kim looks the worst out of the three of them.

  48. Joh says:

    I gained 20 lbs after quiting smoking and lost it by making small changes in what I ate, and being consistant over a period of time.
    Up and down weight
    gain is SO damaging to us.

  49. Anoni Mus says:

    Horrid as it is, the outfit with the pink pants actally suits her body shape. Compare the pink pants to the godawful skinny jeans where her thighs look like encased sausages… She doesn’t look so hippy in the tailored pants. Lesson: learn to dress, Kim.

    The “passport photo” looks like a real blow up doll. Horrifying.

    And the twitter whining. It is obvious that this woman has NOTHING productive to do all day. When you are bored, you eat. When you crash diet, you gain. Do something worthwhile, start by raising and caring for your child, who is a healthy baby. Be grateful that you have what you have, beauty is fleeting. Concentrate on health and focusing on others, not yourself… Sigh, she’s probably a lost cause by now.

  50. Pepsi Presents...Coke says:

    How much does her baby weigh?

  51. Mischa Jane says:

    I thought she said recently on KUWTK that she weighed 125 lbs, 5 lbs less than her pre-baby weight. She is so full of crap. Does she ever think about ANYTHING except for her weight or her looks? She is so shallow. I honestly hate this vapid, useless woman.

  52. Lux says:

    It must be different in America because where I live you can’t wear a slick of makeup for your passport photo.

    • LaurieH says:

      I wore makeup in my passport photo, but still ended up looking like a half-asleep, grumpy sour puss. In fact, the picture was so bad that the woman who took my photo asked if I wanted a re-shoot. I looked at the photo and said, “Nah….that’s how I look when I’m going through security at the airport anyway.”

  53. Angelduster says:

    Kim could easily lose 5kg by:
    * taking off her false eyelashes
    * taking out her false hair extensions
    * scraping off the layers of fake tan and make up
    * remove the 2 pairs of spanks she wears
    * remove cheek, breast and arse implants
    * remove all the filler in her face

  54. jwoolman says:

    Yes, Kimmy, for quite a few women certain changes due to childbirth are here to stay. Most women think the little tyke is worth it.

    And if you want to lose 15 lbs, just spend some awake time with your 13 month old rather than just checking in for a minute while she’s asleep. Run around with her, take her on real walks where she can see her surroundings without competing against her towel twin, use her as a weight while doing some exercise. Walk, run, bend, pick her up and just keep up with a toddler for a few hours a day. Your bonus will be that she will actually recognizes you in those pics you like to post. She might even get to like you.

  55. Farrah says:

    I am so tired Kim pretending like she is going to lose weight. When I feel like I need to lost weight, I do not take bikini selfies, or prance around in super tight skirts that accentuate my already huge butt or cinch my waist so paparazzi get a booty shot. I hide my sh@t! I have a big butt and hips and I stopped trying to lose it 10 years ago. Sorry Kim that booty ain’t going no where shut up and accept it.

  56. Sara says:

    For the love of goodness that blue jacket with the halter is hideous. Doesn’t it make her somewhat uncomfortable to have so much showing now that she is a mother. I love good cleavage but that is just embarrassing.

  57. kitty-bye says:

    Wonderwoman outfit? I am thinking she just gets drapes and cuts them to make her look slimmer as normal clothes wouldn’t fit…so weird.