Guess which mother & daughter duo is getting cracked-out in the Hamptons?


Where to start? Last year, Dina Lohan was arrested and charged with a DWI in Long Island. She was hammered and she tried to claim that the cops abused her (she later recanted that claim) and that she really wasn’t that drunk (which was a crack lie). Back in April, Dina pleaded guilty to speeding and driving while intoxicated, and got community service and one of those Breathalyzers attached to her car’s ignition. That same month, Lindsay Lohan told Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Cracken that her mom “doesn’t drink.” LL then proceeded to booze and crack her way through Europe, and she recently claimed that she was cracking down for rehearsals of her London play. Not so much for either of them. Lindsay has joined her mom in the Hamptons and now both of them are getting fall-down drunk and cracked-out. So classy and elegant.

A drunken driving arrest hasn’t stopped Dina Lohan from boozing it up in the Hamptons. Spies say the woman responsible for bringing Lindsay Lohan into the world was “absolutely hammered” at Red Stixs in Water Mill Saturday night while partying with two friends.

An eagle-eyed source tells us the pin-thin mom of three was “throwing back drink after drink, dancing and flailing about all over the place. She kept going up to people and striking up random conversations and stayed very close to the bar toward the end of the night.”

Dina was also “dancing all over the restaurant and outside on the patio” before leaving at about 1 a.m.

Last fall, Lohan was busted for drunken driving while speeding on Long Island and sentenced to 100 hours of community service. Neither she nor her lawyer returned e-mails.

Meanwhile, Dina’s charming daughter Lindsay was seen walking into 1Oak Southampton looking equally wobbly the same night. We’re told Lindsay freaked out at a blond girl who sat at her table, before hanging out in the DJ booth with Lil Jon.

[From Page Six]

So much shade in just one little Page Six item. “Throwing back drink after drink, dancing and flailing about all over the place” and then ending the night by clinging to the bar, probably hitting on the bartender (that’s the subtext). And Lindsay “freaked out at a blond girl” – how? I need details. Did she throw a drink in the blonde’s face and scream “MOVE THAT CONE!!”?

Just take this as your weekly Lohan update – if you don’t want to be run over or have a drink thrown in your face, don’t go to the Hamptons this week.



Photos courtesy of WENN, Pacific Coast News.

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37 Responses to “Guess which mother & daughter duo is getting cracked-out in the Hamptons?”

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  1. Audrey says:


  2. winosaurusrex says:

    Mom of three? I hate that i know there are for lohan children.

    Michael Jr, Cracken, Ali and Cody.

    *sits in a corner ashamed of life choices*

  3. Sea Dragon says:

    Like mother, like child. They’re both maggots.

  4. aims says:

    Total trash.

  5. Penelope says:

    Dina’s hard living is really showing in her face now–she looks tired, saggy, and just awful. I do like her cute summer dress, though.

    Lindsay looks bad as well. Cannot imagine having those two slugs for parents. This ain’t gonna end well.

  6. bella says:

    doesn’t lindsay see pics of herself and realize how GOD AWFUL she looks?
    she has to have some sober, lucid time when she sees the pics.
    one would think that would be a wake up call…if for nothing less than pure vanity, right?
    such a young girl…too bad she’s lost her way.
    but with a mom like she has setting the standard, she didn’t have a chance, i guess.

  7. Brin says:

    Between the Kartrashian Klan and the Blohans, the Hamptons may never recover.

    • Chris says:

      That was my reaction too! I thought the Hamptons were all kinds of exclusive and swanky… seems though that every D-list Tom, Dick, and Harry hangs out there.

      • DailyNightly says:

        All the non-residents go there to see and be seen. It’s ridiculous to hear these wannabe’s in the local shops talking loudly on their cellphones about how they are renting for the season and are just out picking up provisions for their stay. 9 times out of 10, they are renting with quite a few other people to be able to afford it.

  8. Kiddo says:

    THIS is why it’s nearly impossible for Lindsay to stay sober. Her mother is a hot mess. Yes, I know, she’s an adult and all that, but there is still bad influence, and I’m sure Lindsay never actually grew up.

    • Dani2 says:

      +1 Having a mother like this and maintaining sobriety do not go hand in hand at all, Dina is a toxic person and if Lindsay will ever have a shot at getting back on her feet, she needs to cut her out of her life ASAP.

      • Bess says:

        LL would also have to cut out her father and 3 siblings as well. They are all dependent on her in some way. The Cracken also has a stable full of “yes people” for friends on two continents.

  9. Cinderella says:

    The Hamptons need stronger barricades.

    • Decloo says:

      All of the East End is crawling with cops every night waiting to bust drunk drivers. There’s no way those two are driving themselves around, thank god.

  10. Murphy says:

    Unfortunatley (for them) Dina is a mom of 4 not 3.

  11. Pri says:

    In the photos above, don’t they look cockeyed??? or is this how they are normally?

  12. Quinn says:

    Lindsay’s hair looks like she’s been in bed with the flu for ten days. Actually, so does her face.

    • Chris says:

      Really bad photo, which is saying a lot! It reminds me of the moment in my teens when my mother astounded me by saying ‘You can’t go out like that! Put some makeup on!’
      And this was a mother not known for such frivolous cares…what she meant was that without a bit of help I look half dead (thanks, Ma)

  13. kri says:

    The Drunken and the Cracken Drank The Hamptons out of existence. It’s a horrific take on the Godzilla theme. Where is Bryan Cranston when you need him?

  14. Penelope says:

    Oh, and Dina’s wayyyy too old for the haircut, even if she *did* keep it neat, brushed & washed and it didn’t look all straggly and dirty. Which it does.

    • chaine says:

      the haircut screams: “i took my top off and waved it at the band during a Poison concert in 1987”

  15. Rice says:

    Dina Lohan – “the woman responsible for bringing Lindsay Lohan into the world” . That is all.

  16. Neelyo says:

    Dina looks like that Batman villain, Scarecrow, in the top photo.

  17. Mike says:

    How are these women still alive? It seems to me if even half of the rumors were true they would have been gone like Amy Winehouse. Are the stories exaggerated or do these women just have constitutions of steel?

  18. Kori says:

    Dina Lohan is one of those people I just get irrationally angry out just seeing her nasty face in photos. She is just such a vile person. It’s so shallow but I just think her ugly insides are manifested on the outside like a reverse Dorian Gray portrait–the hair, the skin, everything. Just ugh. To think that she was ever blessed with 4 children and treats them the way she does…A feral cat is a better mother than her. And Michael Lohan is no better.

  19. Maggie Grace says:

    I’m no fan of Dr. Phil, but remember when Dino was on his show – a “special” episode? She wasn’t even coherent….babbling and crying like an idiot. He came down hard on her. It was almost difficult to watch.

  20. TheCountess says:

    So when is the announcement that she’s dropping out of “Speed-the-Plow”? I predicted she’d never make it to a preview performance but now I’m revising that to her never making a rehearsal – even once.

    • swack says:

      From what I read she starts on th 25th. She has 6 more days of partying to do. Come on now, a girl just wants to have fun!!! (rolling eyes now!).

  21. Anne tommy says:

    Carole and kate Middleton?