Tori Spelling brags about sleeping with Dean McDermott the day they met

Tori Spelling

Tori Spelling had another medical emergency a few days ago. She was hospitalized at Cedars Sinai for pneumonia-like symptoms. The Mail said doctors suspected Enterovirus. TMZ went further and added that Tori was under an Ebola-like quarantine. I didn’t cover the story because I was afraid of saying something not-so-nice. Tori may actually be very ill, but you can bet she let the tv cameras film the whole ordeal.

The new season of True Tori rages forth. We last spoke of Tori having lunch with Dean McDermott’s ex, Mary Jo Eustace. The encounter only made Tori look like a flailing floozy compared to the composed, civilized Mary Jo. I wondered why Mary Jo would appear on the show. Radar reveals that she was paid $10,000 for her trouble. That’s funny. Tori’s only making $50,000 for the whole season, and Dean’s making nothing.

The latest promo for the show features Tori bragging about how she and Dean slept together the first night they met (on the set of a Lifetime movie). Tori previously said she instantly wanted to marry Dean: “Like a million blocks of hearts first fell on me.” The main problem is that Dean was married and adopting a child with Mary Jo. Tori was married too, but whatever. She describes their initial lovemaking as the best thing ever. They weren’t just hitting it. They were in looove.

In this video, Tori says “It wasn’t like, ‘oh, just get your rocks off, have sex with someone just to have sex,’ you know? It was a conscious decision, like, fell head over heels for you.” Sure it was. Here’s Tori’s latest heartfelt speech:

She’s so full of it. Tori thinks Dean cheated on her because it’s “karma.” No. Dean cheated because Dean is a cheater. Tori is also a cheater. That’s the only truth of this whole dumb show. I don’t even know if Dean really cheated on Tori, but Tori filmed herself looking at a photo of Emily Goodhand. Tori was upset because she didn’t think Emily was attractive. Then Tori whined about finances before bragging about the 16-day sexfest she and Dean enjoyed this summer. I bet they filmed that too. God, this is so gross.

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  1. GingerCrunch says:

    EW! STFU. Enough already!

    • Christo says:

      Precisely. Tori is nothing more than Leann’s template for success when you think about it. She set the bar for viable career options for a celebrity cheater; do reality TV. Leann must have used her as her muse.

  2. smith says:

    Part of me feels: Well, from what we’ve been led to believe the man lives his life with his pants half-off, sportin’ a semi …you were just the first person he fell into that day. But if you want to call it “love” then God bless.

    Another part feels: there is nothing you say or do (including, sorry to say hospitalizations) that doesn’t feel like some sort of manipulated drama to extend your teevee time. Is anyone buying into this anymore? You’ve become little more than a street hustler. And you used to have game. You were funny and odd and sorta interesting …now you’re sad. You need to go away and regroup.

    • bettyrose says:

      LMAO! You’ve summed it up perfectly. I haven’t really followed this saga, but I just can’t with women who are proud of snagging a douchy guy.

    • lucy2 says:

      Nothing more needs to be said – you nailed it!

    • Christin says:

      Excellent summary of this neverending tacky, self-created drama. She is truly the little girl who cries wolf again and again.

    • Ag says:

      ” the man lives his life with his pants half-off, sportin’ a semi …you were just the first person he fell into that day” – LOL

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      Both parts of you are correct. Lol. Who watches this garbage anymore?

    • DrM says:

      Yup! Girl needs to stop and ask herself “‘and how exactly has this worked out for me???”‘

      Clueless.

  3. Anony says:

    The rest of my diet today may consist of saltine crackers and gingerale because of this post…

  4. Erinn says:

    That’s nice dear.

    Seriously though – does anyone REALLY care what Tori has to say?

  5. Mrsjennyk says:

    Interesting how typing Emily Goidhande into Google brings up absolutely nothing but pictures of Tori and Dean.
    Anything to make a buck…

    • Fan says:

      Her name is Emily Goodhand and she was interviewed by US Weekly. I did watch the entire 8 episode season one weekend. I believe Dean did cheat with this woman because if he did not then both Tori and Dean deserve academy awards for their acting. Tori seems so genuinely hurt. Tori has worked continuously to make a living. She has written 6 books, owned a store, a few reality shows, had a clothing and jewelry line on HSN. None of these ventures have worked out long term but she keeps trying.

      • Falkor says:

        Emily Goodhand isn’t real, thus a text interview with no picture/video & no actual person who this hoopla can be traced back to. I don’t buy what this withered husk is selling.

      • Tifygodess24 says:

        Doesn’t take away from the fact this woman has no online presence except one blurry photo. She doesnt exist anywhere even when people have paid to find her. US weekly has a very good relationship with Tori and she does interviews all the time with them so it’s not far fetched they would work some deal out with Tori since they both would both profit. l mean look at the kardashians , they make up fake stories all the for magazines and their own show it even came out during Kim’s divorce from Kris. Reality tv isn’t real , so just because something is shown doesnt mean its the truth and Tori is an actress after all. I also watched that show during a marathon this weekend and her performance was just way over the top. Seemed totally fake.

    • Mrsjennyk says:

      Stupid autocorrect. I had typed Goodhand but it was corrected to whatever that is.

  6. Size Does Matter says:

    Wow, what an accomplishment.

  7. Seapharris7 says:

    Are we sure she’s not just crazy?

  8. FingerBinger says:

    I thought it was established that Emily Goodhand doesn’t exist.

    • Bedhead says:

      I don’t think she exists either. Jezebel did a search and didn’t find anyone in the vicinity of Chopped Canada with that name. Tori was probably looking at a stock photo.

  9. Jaderu says:

    Zuul the gatekeeper and Vince Glortho the keymaster from Ghostbusters slept with each other the day they met too. Look how great that one turned out.

  10. Sonya says:

    Here is what I think: THIS cheating is a lie – she talks so causally about “Emily” saying the name like no biggie. Every woman I know who has been cheated on, if she says the other womans name she says is with disgust and that certain – idk – but it isn’t all whateves. Next, she says she has an Amish picture in her head, darling if your hubby cheated and you had not seen the girl EVERY girl who walked by you would be like, “Is that her? Did she look like that?”

    However, I do think he cheats, and pretty regularly. At one point she says that Dean reassured her that he wasn’t cheating with a girl he was texting by showing her how unattractive the girl was and saying, “Would I ever?” kind of thing. Well, if you read his ex-wife’s short story in the book Other Woman he make the same kind of jokes, calling Tori a horse face and ugly and telling his wife how there is nothing to worry about – uh oh!

    Finally, CLEARLY, I have a problem. This train wreck is just too gross to turn away from. I sat in bed watching the show and practiced Statement Analysis interviewing and interrogation techniques the whole time. My wife was like, “These people are awful and pausing for analysis every other minute makes it worse.” lol

    • DTX says:

      Ooooh! This crap reminded me of Leann Rimes & Eddie! He also said rude things about her looks to his wife Brandi to try and convince her that he’d never screw around with her! And they met on a Lifetime movie set too! (I had no idea Tori met him this way until this post)

      They should become friends and invite them to appear on their dumb show. It would become a big messy, cheating, screwy mess but I bet it’d get their viewership up! Haha

      • deehunny says:

        Leanne probably thinks her talent qualifies her as too good for sharing a spotlight with Tori. Also, they both are such narcissistic famewhores they probably would be incapable of sharing the limelight. Also, Dean’s alleged infidelity would shine a large light on Eddie…

      • Listerino says:

        This. Oh man I would pay to watch the hot mess of those four getting together. Can you imagine? Someone has to make this happen. Where’s Seacrest when you need him!

      • Lucky Charm says:

        They should do an episode of celebrity wife swap. With those four, they may think it means something else, haha!

    • prettylights says:

      @sonya completely agree with your first point. A boyfriend that I was falling in love with cheated on my with his ex in the 1st year of our relationship. That was 6 years ago. To this day I can’t say her name (I call her psycho ex) or hear her name/someone talk about her without getting emotional. Even just the name in general – on a TV show, in a movie, someone I meet – dredges it all up. Especially because that b*tch rubbed it in my face so hard and pretty much made my life a living hell for a year afterwards, and we run in the same loose social circles so there’s no way to really get 100% away from her. (Hence the ‘psycho’ nickname) It’s a terrible thing to go through and like you said, you don’t just casually throw their name out there. There’s strong emotions attached.

  11. HughJass says:

    Just as classy as always, Tori.

  12. evie says:

    So, I recorded this stupid show and watched it last night. (I know, I know, wtf.) The whole thing is just so effing awful but there were a couple of things that jumped out at me. One was when she was in her therapist’s office and was talking about how she was worried that she was pregnant (yeah right). The reason behind the worry was because she already felt like their kids and the responsibility of them was why Dean cheated on her. She seriously said that. That HER KIDS were the reason he cheated. Whether this is staged or not, these kids are going to hear about it or even see it for themselves at some point and that is absolutely going to screw with their heads. She has NO SHAME. Then, towards the end of the episode, amidst all the TMI about their lovefest (FML) she takes a pregnancy test. On camera. She goes into the bathroom, leaves the door open, drops trou and sits on the toilet. I am *DEAD*. She is the grossest person on television. Damn.

    • Falkor says:

      I don’t think she loves her kids, straight up.

    • Anony says:

      WHOA THAT IS SUPER MESSED UP!!!!!!!!!!! To say that about her kids when they will see it one day?!?!? Wow. These poor kids are going to be so messed up from their super, super messed up idiot parents.

    • Mallory says:

      Is Tori copying LeAnn? During LeAnn and Eddie’s show, LeAnn told her family she thought she might be pregnant. Then, in front of her in-laws, she actually pees in a WINE GLASS to do a urine test. At the table. What is wrong with these mistresses? There has to be a common connection there, something that revolves around the lack of self-respect and shame. Peeing on camera, on the toilet in front of the cameras or taking a wine glass and peeing in it? There has to be some common thread that makes these cheaters/home wreckers lack all sense of social etiquette and decency.

  13. JenniferJustice says:

    Ha! Can’t beleive Tori of all people would call someone out as “unattractive.” That’s about hypocritical as a person can get. I googled that picture and although Emily isn’t drop-dead gorgeous, she’s 100% better looking than Tori. The picture is blurry and you can tell it’s a casual shot. She’s not wearing makeup, her hair is pulled up in a clip on top, and she hasn’t work done. And yet, she’s 20 times over more attractive than Tori and I’m willing to bet she doesn’t have a fake boob that looks like it got stepped on.

  14. Virgilia Coriolanus says:

    Seriously? She, of all people is calling someone else ugly? Wow.

    And yeah–Dean cheats because he’s a cheater. Not because he was unhappy with his marriage, but because that’s what he wants to do. Cheat. I don’t think that everyone who cheats is like this, but Dean certainly is. He’s the type that’s never going to be satisified. I have a 2nd cousin who is exactly like this.

    He was married ten years to a good woman who literally dragged him out of the gutter (seriously–his teeth were GREEN according to my mom when they met)—she helped him get fixed up, helped him get a job, etc. And the whole time he was cheating on her with another woman–who literally moved down the street from them, so that he could tell Wife #1 that he was going to the store,etc….and he would really just go down to her house. And guess what? He recently divorced Mistress 1/Wife #2.

    And she had been complaining about him going out to clubs–telling him ‘he needs to stay home with his family’. My mom about shit a brick when she heard that–especially when my cousin was telling her the story–because he turned to Wife #2 and said “You weren’t saying that when I was with my first wife.” (because he was blowing time with Wife #1, and their kids) to spend time with Wife #2. And get this–he’s got a girlfriend (who is the SWEETEST person ever) that I met this past summer–every time she was introduced as Cousin ______’s girlfriend, every said “Ooooh, girl. What are you doing with him?”. And this is our FAMILY. I had another cousin that said “Nice to meet you ______. You have my sympathies.”. And we all call him Friendly Fred. Haha.

    But yeah–he’s also cheating on the girlfriend—like he did with both of his wives, even when they were just girlfriends. Because he’s Friendly. God, I could go on and on.

    One more story–when he was marrying Wife #2, he kept bringing this girl to all of the family events during the summer. And so we all assumed this was who he was marrying (because he got married a few months after his first divorce was final–end of the summer). NO. We didn’t meet Wife #2 until the WEDDING. And my mom told me when Wife #2 went down the aisle, she went ‘Who the hell is THAT?’…hahaha.

    Bottom line is–I have no respect for people like that. I mean, I can understand being human and cheating because you are unhappy, you don’t feel desired, your partner is closed off from you–I think that even though it hurts, EVENTUALLY both people can move from it and learn something, and maybe even become friendly. But cheating just to cheat. I would be pissed. I’d rather someone cheat on me because they’re unhappy, not just because they want some strange.

  15. JosieJ says:

    She needs to go away. This woman might as well tattoo a dollar bill sign on her face because she will do anything and sell anything for money. It’s disgusting.

  16. Inconceivable! says:

    I am not a doctor, but I truly believe Tori needs medication and a new therapist. Her constant self-pity, depression, and not letting anything go is quite disturbing. You know Tori is not doing well when her friends on camera keep telling her to let it go and move on….but she continues to wallow in self-pity. Enough is enough. I know Dean is sleazy too, but he is putting up with those behaviors all day, every day. Ugh!!!

  17. cleveland girl says:

    It was actually very hard for me to concentrate on what she was saying because she looks so bizarre. That platinum hair, the oversized red lips, the work she has had done on her face… It just freaks me out.

    • Mojoman says:

      Me too. She lost me the moment the camera went close-up on her face. The whole bug eyes, botched up nose job and weird enlarged lips really are so distracting!

  18. greenmonster says:

    Sunlight isn’t her best friend, is it?

  19. Carrie says:

    I’m still so suspicious that tori can look up a photo of her that is clear enough to judge that she’s ‘unattractive’ and yet all we can find is still that one blurry ass photo of some random looking women.

  20. Vampi says:

    There is NO EMILY GOODHAND! ( C’mon Tori people… “Goodhand”
    …lol! Really!???? LOL!!!!!) But yeah…he cheats…you know it. Make that buck Tori…you are beyond sickening. I do NOT feel sorry for you ONE BIT! It’s your poor kids I feel sorry for when they are old enough to Google this mess. GROW UP you poor little former rich girl!

  21. Loveisthecoal says:

    “It was a conscious decision”

    You don’t say? I figured it must have been an unconscious decision, in this scenario.

  22. kri says:

    No wonder her mother won’t go near these two asscrack carbuncles. I feel sorry for their kids.

  23. anne_000 says:

    With all the public debacles that Tori constantly creates, I bet Candy regrets letting her daughter get into show business. I bet she would rather Tori had been a quiet accountant in some Spelling subsidiary.

  24. Lucky Charm says:

    So she sleeps with him the first day they meet, and then wonders why he’s a horndog with other women?

    • anne_000 says:

      It’s weird how Tori was trying to get MJ to say that he cheated with her because she was so special but then MJ tells her nope, she was just a dime a dozen, could have been anyone because he’s a determined cheater.

      So I’m thinking that all this time she thought he should have thought of himself as being honored to have been chosen to sleep with the first day they met.

      She, on the other hand, sounds like she’s used to getting anything she wants any time she wants. The way she describes how she wanted him that first day sounds like how she might think when she sees a handbag she fancies. Sounds like her whims override any self-restraint.

      • Bridget says:

        I think that the fallout from the end of her first marriage/affair with Dean was the first time Tori’s ever had to face consequences for her actions. Aaron Spelling spoiled his children, but even he disapproved of Tori’s conduct.

    • Anony says:

      I don’t think sleeping with someone right away is a big deal. I know people that have done that and gotten married later. However, I think it is RIDICULOUS that you were ‘in love’ at that time. Um, no.

  25. NewWester says:

    Does Tori think about her children at all before she makes statements like that? She and Dean are gross on so many levels. Nasty

  26. Bridget says:

    Blech.

  27. minx says:

    She can’t help the face she was born with, but that bleached out hair and red lips just accentuate her features.

  28. Addison DeWitt says:

    This show is just as bizarre if it’s real as it is if it’s fake. It’s obvious that they had different ideas of their relationship from the beginning : Dean wanted to escape responsibility and married his fantasy girl from 90210, and Tori left her marriage to find a guy she wanted to have children with. It was zero percent shocking to hear their ‘revelations ‘ on the interview show before the season 2 opener.