It was Boob Central at last night’s amfAR gala honoring Tom Ford. Miley Cyrus and Rihanna both got their girls out, so I’m not going to cover those photos here (you can see the questionable photos here). You’ll have to excuse me, because I wrote the earlier Gwyneth Paltrow story before these photos came out, so now I think that “probably” is a “definitely.” As in, Gwyneth Paltrow is DEFINITELY feeling smug about Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin’s breakup. Goop sabotaged their relationship brilliantly. And you can see it all on her face at this event. She’s so pleased with herself! Her face says “Take your peasant Doritos and go home, little girl.” Chris Martin was at this event too, although he didn’t walk the carpet. Goop was the emcee and she introduced Chris’s two-song performance. Goop’s suit is Tom Ford, obviously.
January Jones in Tom Ford. I feel like January has really lost her mojo lately! Bad bangs, bad makeup, and a boring dress.
Lea Michele in Versace. She looks so thin to me, but I guess she’s had this body for a while. She’s really trying to be seen as “sexy” these days. Are you buying it?
Dita Von Teese in Ulyana Sergeenko Spring 2014 Couture. Pretty color.
Kat Dennings and Beth Behrs – Beth wore Patricia Bonaldi. Kat wore Rubin Singer. Neither look is very good. Beth’s dress looks like a goth doily and Kat’s gown makes it seem like one boob is fighting for supremacy.
Kristin Davis in Monique Lhuillier Spring 2014. Very girly.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.
I want that suit!
+1000 – it’s fecking gorgeous
Me too! That is really sexy!
It looks unique from the side where the cut out is, but ‘meh,’ head on. The expanse of boney orange chest ruins it. Also, enough with the skinned back hair. She has two do’s — parted in the middle, down and damaged, or skinned back.
Also, If you can’t wear a suit like Angie did, don’t bother.
I do love Dita’s dress, and I’m sorry, but that Lea Michelle dress is a dream.
Me too! That suit is amazing!
Yeah, but does that suit come with a body?
Best suit. WOW. So beautiful. I want it I want it.
Yeah, I’m not a fan of Goop byt that suit is PERFECTION, I like January Jones’ dress too! #TomFordFangirlForever
I thought January Jones was Kesha!
I thought she was Julia Roberts’ niece (I can’t remember her name). I think the dress would have worked better if it was shorter and a different color. A pretty blue or green perhaps.
And it’s GOOP for the win! Kristin Davis’ dress is hideous.
Goop looks great. The others are rather blah.
Goop looks beautiful.
Ive never seen her so happy!
She is glowing. Huh.
Kristen Davis didn’t get the memo that it was darks and metallics only, I guess. She’s like a bright burst of color in a boring sea of boring.
And then Jennifer can remind her that she was just named the #1 most bankable star in the world.
@Talie: Ha!….so true!.
Phhhhft. No fan of Goop’s, but that’s a position recently occupied by Kristen Stewart when she too had an auto-money making YA franchise that anyone else besides her could have starred in and also been named “the #1 most bankable star in the world.”
The only female that star that seems to be able to star in original one offs, and have them make money *on her name alone* is Angelina Jolie, Sandra Bullock and also Melissa McCarthy seems to do a nice job of that w/ her comedies.
Pookah, good point – but Lawrence is well positioned to make that jump, better than anyone else out there. And her performances in the HG films has given them an extra dimension that they would probably have lacked otherwise, and pushed that franchise into the mega leagues, way beyond Twilight or any other YA product. Catching Fire made more money last year than any other film, including Iron Man 3 – Gwyneth, take note…
I think she’s already there. She’s in the middle of 2 huge franchises so she isn’t do a lot of separate films, but her other movies have done well too (plus lots of award nominations) and I think she easily has the star power to launch a successful film on her own.
I’d also add Cameron Diaz, Meryl Streep, and possible Scarlett Johannson to the list.
Can’t stand Goop but I think she could care less about Catching Fire gross. It only made more than IM3 domestically. Worlwide sale put IM 3 over a billion while Catching fire didn’t quite hit that Mark. IM3 is the 6 th highest grossing film of all time, while CF is the 37th highest grossing film of all time. I’m sure that’s a win in Goop”s book.
V4Real, you are right, I was working off the domestic figures! However, the basic point remains the same. Lawrence has helped to push the HG franchise into uncharted waters for YA (and Variety is reporting this evening that Mockingjay is tracking for the biggest opening of the year), on top of her three Oscar noms – so she probably isn’t losing too much sleep about Goop’s triumph.
As if Kristen Stewart had 3 Oscar nominations under her belt or a Oscar for best Actress or about every other acting award out there … Look at Jennifer Lawrence Wiki page under awards… The chick has literally won every award in the world since she 17 , even I was amazed .
Besides Stewart was a co lead for those vampire movies and they never made especially in North America as much money as Hunger movies nor did her serious films make bank and critical success.
@Jill oh hell yeah JLaw has a much better career than Goop and I agree with those of you who said Jen could open a movie on her name. I will say that people flocked to see HG because of Jen, not many would say they saw IM3 because of Goop
I doubt JLaw has a career when she is 42. Goop was never chasing big Hollywood. She was offered Kate Winslet’s role in Titanic and did Sliding Doors instead. She is still doing one movie a year, mostly indie work, and although some of her recent movies didn’t garner much critical acclaim it is never her fault. I believe she did IM because Favreau came from independent cinema and because of the cast, RDJ, Bridges and Howard (who wasn’t known as a nut case yet)
If J-Law wants it, she’ll have a long film career, given her talent.
Jennifer’s career arc has easily “eclipsed” KStew, no contest, what has Stewart appeared in since mini-Cooper-gate? Nothing anyone has seen. Jennifer is in the Hunger games franchise, X-men and various Oscar bait. Their careers could not be more different.
For V4REAL. It’s not like IM3 made over one billions dollar because of Goop. It was Iron man the most popular avenger and Robert. So no reason to be a smug here. Career wise Jennifer is on top of everyone. Goop can sit and enjoy her “victor” but she wishes she had her career. Anyway, time to move on. I doubt Jen care that much.
love goop’s suit, minus the cut-outs.
The VICTORY grin.
I cannot help but loving this woman even though she’s a scheming witch.
I’m with you, Luciana. I totally fist pumped when I saw this post. We don’t appreciate all of the good gossip and snarking she gifts us with.
She’s a gossip treasure.
Yeah, no hate on JLaw as an actor, but I’m tiring of her “I’m so young and dorky and photobombing and tripping/falling.” Come ON. Grow up and have some decorum like Gwynnie.
JLaw’s messing around is a million times more entertaining than Goop’s queeniness. I actually don’t particularly mind Gwyneth, but Hollywood would be very boring if everyone was like her – and Lawrence has been a blast of fresh air.
That look says it ALL! 😀
Could Tom Ford be any more sexy? Ugh! He just smolders.
Also, Lea looks like she’s trying to do JLo face and failing horribly.
Lea’s face expression is priceless. She tries to look sexy but her looks screams “oh, God, my dress has just cracked on the back”.
I totally agree on Tom Ford. Smolders is the perfect word!
I also completely agree with your thoughts on Lea’s face posing. Nothing is more embarrassing to witness than someone trying REALLY hard to do “hot” and failing at it. I’m cringing for her.
I can’t see Tom Ford without thinking of that Jay Z song.
I don’t pop molly, I rock Tom Ford.
I like that song, it’s so catchy.
Cancel Dorito Christmas, GOOP wins at everything.
Yes no farting around the Christmas tree this year. Instead it’s carrot sticks & celery stuffed into tofu while drinking water that has positive energy in it.
I thought your hashtag said tofu sorcery too. haha Still appropriate.
Jaderu, your comment reminded me of the book Bunnicula that I read in 4th grade (a vampire bunny that would suck the juice out of veggies).
Tiffany-I LOVED the Bunnicula books.
Yeah, I’m getting old, I read that hash tag as # no disrepct to F/U carrots or celery. An angry non sequitur against veg or something, I’m troubled, I admit it.
We shall stuff our stockings with SMUG!
Please, she did JLaw a favor. Why should a hot 25 year old, celebrity or not, tie herself to an older man with two kids and a scheming estranged wife (they’re not divorced, right?)
I’ve only learned of this phenomenon fairly recently, but …. Is it me, or does Goop’s jaw just scream out, “bulimia”?
Genuinely curious, what’s bulimia jaw?
Women with bulimia can develop a very pronounced jaw line. It is caused when the salivary glands and lymph nodes swell from all the vomiting that a bulimic does. See Goops trainer Tracy Anderson for a perfect example of the chipmunk cheeks
I thought the exact same. Her jaw looks like Tracy Anderson’s – not a good thing.
That’s why I’m trying to figure out what pics the above posters are referring to when they say Goop looks good. She doesn’t. For a woman who cries she’s all about good health she looks like a poster child for the complete opposite.
Blythe Danner has the same jawline. Maybe she just inherited it.
She’s always had that jaw & so does her mom.
Yep just like she’s always had that hair color
That was the first thing I noticed about the photo…her bulimia cheeks.
goop has been injecting her face.
and she always looks smug -it is that (not so) secret unicorn horn up her butt.
Oh come on she looks like she usually does though for once I like her hair and her outfit rocks. I swear with her and Chris hanging out and being okay I am waiting for them to consciously couple again.
She is smiling on the red carpet, and somehow that means she must be smugly congratulating herself about how she sabotaged Chris and Jennifer’s dating??? Okay then. Apparently sometimes you have to stretch facts really far to justify the Gwyneth hate.
Yeah I agree with you I think it’s ridiculous. I will pile on that woman for the pretentious of Goop but not any of this.
I reckon these two will be consciously coupled by Christmas.
Kristin Davis is a vampire. January’s hair is looking better with those bangs pushed to the side and Lea Michele is never going to happen. Sorry.
Lol Goop. Smiling in pictures and looking generally fantastic has to mean she’s smug about a fling. Meanwhile who else thinks rihanna got a boob job but nothing major. She used to be flat
Agreed but it’s been at least a year or so already.
Goop looks great!
I still can’t stand her though, but fashion wise, she is always on point. I’ll give her that.
Poor Goop she ‘wins’ Chris Martin under her thumb while Jen comforts herself with being the biggest star in Hollywood.
When’s she doing another guest spot on Glee?
@Luca: Well, if her guest appearances on Glee have dried up there’s always Dancing with the Stars…her own reality show…mall appearances, etc.,…
Choked on my coffee at ‘”wins” Chris Martin.’ lmao
Ugh! I love her suit but BLAH I can’t stand Gwennie and what did she win? He is as annoying and seco (dry in Spanish) just like her they were made for each other. If Jennifer couldn’t loosen him up then damn…
Total speculation, but I’m guessing she expected to “win” the separation by having a fancy new relationship first, and then Chris ruined her plans by finding someone younger, prettier, more successful, and vastly more popular. I could see her being very passive aggressive about the whole thing.
I do like her suit, and Lea’s dress would be fine on someone else.
Haha, agree lucy2. Goop’s been dropping hints about her and that Brad person (Glee producer?)….acting like we’re supposed to be salivating over this new, hot relationship between her and Brad F. When really, everyone’s been drooling over pics for Martin Lawrence (seriously, even Yahoo! was doing a countdown), and couldn’t give a flying fart about whether or not Goop is boning someone or NOT.
If she were trying to make us salivate over her hot new fling wouldn’t she go out in public with him, at least?
Gwyneth is just insufferable. Holier than thou, better than everyone, just an all around unlikeable person. Poor Chris-he seems like such a puppet. It’s time someone told Goop to get over herself.
I don’t know why everyone loves Goop’s suit. I think IT is rather boring. Kristin . . . yeah, she didn’t get the memo. Pretty girl; boring dress that looks like it was cut for a four-year-old. January . . . can’t stand her, but I actually loved her dress. Dita . . . always gorgeous. The rest, meh.
Tom Ford looks like a wax mannequin in those pics. For a second I thought the event was at Madam Tussaud’s.
The evil part of my brain is imagining Goop and Chris Martin taking the kids for a car ride together, driving past a giant Mockingjay poster and having one of the kids pipe up about really, really wanting to see that film…Oh, to be in that car at that precise minute!
The evil part of my brain is expecting her to get papped taking the kids to see that movie.
Smugness personified. Seems she has a classic case of ‘just ’cause I don’t want to be with him any more, doesn’t mean to say I’m letting anyone else have him’ syndrome.
Would you call pulling Chris Martin’s leash in a ‘win’? Me, not so much
You know, I think her goal in this was to be the ANTI-Jennifer Aniston, and I do have to say she pulled it off brilliantly, but then again, losing Chris Martin to a beautiful starlet is not the same as losing Brad Pitt to one. So maybe she didn’t need to cry in Oprah’s bosom for sympathy while demonizing them. She probably cared a LOT less than Aniston, but I garner given her ego, seeing Martin and J-Law get all those headlines was an irritant and mortifying. But it just seemed her main goal was not to be seen as some sad sack loser reject bitter over the split and bitter over the new relationship, and to let that define her. My guess is since she and J-Anis share a PR flack, she said “if you even try to turn me into that pathetic lame sad peasant spinster Aniston to boost my career, I will cut you.” LOL
LMAO…Good Lord you are obsessed with Aniston! It can’t be healthy the way that woman rules your emotions and lol at you accusing anyone of being bitter. Do you even read your own posts on this forum?
I kind of understand what your underlying point is. I think a LOT of female celebrities that have had big news breakups are tying to take the opposite approach. They are trying not to be seen as the “Poor” this or that. In that regard I think what you are saying is correct. Big difference is Chris and Gwyneth are parents of 2 children. That is a life long connection. I would hope that any couple that has children try to at least be civil to each other.
for some women being the wounded bird is not a desirable position. They want to be seen as strong and moving forward. Distancing themselves from that past. I see Katie Holmes is taking that approach too. Being the poor jilted one gives you press; but the public turns on that narrative at some point.
You name says a great deal about why you are bothered by pookah’s comment. Sometimes everything you need to know is in the name.
I want Dita’s dress. That is all.
GD-it I LOVE TOM FORD!!! Him and McQueen are two designers where I’ve literally sat there and stared openly at their work. LOOK AT IT! Look how gorgeous that suit is
I have one of his lipsticks too. I love it but I only have one. I can’t afford multiples of his stuff. Girl gotta eat!
I think that GOOPY should have accessorized that suit by having some canary feathers sticking out of her mouth. Lea Michele needs to get OUT of my face. Dita….oooooh. Love her.
Yes, picture number three! When I saw it, I could hear my aunt saying “she looks like the cat who ate the canary”.
Where’s the jewelry? A hideous lack of gems. An amFar event and nobody went to borrow bling. I feel ripped off.
Does anyone else remember her red (or burgundy?) suit she wore while still with Brad? I think it was also Tom Ford and it was amazing!
Also, Kristen Davis is a vampire. Totally jealous.
I think she looks great here. She looks much better with her hair back, her jawline is really her best feature.
Sharon Stone looked WAY better than Goop
Damn , that woman can wear the shit out of a blazer. She is by far the best look here.
Lea Michelle actually looks gaunt to me. I’m used to her being thin, but not this much. That’s a little worrisome. :/
Goop looks incredible!!! January Jones – geez, she looks terrible. Bad dress, hair and makeup. which is a pity because she is such a pretty girl.
She strikes me as the type that loves showing how modern and wonderful her and Chris are as parents and ex’s as long as no other woman is around. As soon as he brings in a new woman she feels threatened and doesn’t like it. When she has a new partner and he doesn’t, she feels powerful and in control but as soon as he brings in someone, especially someone like JLaw, who is younger, pretty and her career is skyrocketing… suddenly Gwen doesn’t feel so great. The ironic thing is that if you really are that mature as a co-parent with her ex and still maintain a good relationship because maybe you care about each other but just can’t be married, then you are happy for the other person and glad that they have found someone nice for themeselves. She is just fake cool.
I think she faked it pretty well, it must have sucked to have her husband dating this young starlet, but I think she weathered it as gracefully as you can under the Internet microscope. I’m no great fan of the goopster but she’s in a rough spot in this divorce, it’s a tough time for a family.
When isn’t Gwen smug? I mean that’s like saying water is wet.
Not that I like Goop but this story is ridiculous. She smiles in a few photos and she’s “smug”? Really? Would you write this story about a man? My guess is no.
The same tabs that were convinced Chris and Jen were serious are now saying they were never a couple (which duh) and the others are trying to pretend that they didn’t spend two months writing the most ridiculous stories about a couple that never existed. Plus you’re basing your story on Radar online a tab that is only accurate in Teen Mom news because they sell their stories for a quick 10K
That dress is doing January Jones no favors.
Lea Michele needs to try something else, because she’s about as sexy as a Lima bean.
I don’t understand why they are still so entwined – GOOP had to intro his two-song set – there wasn’t anyone else?? I’d have dumped his @ss too.
Arrrgh. This woman is the worst. In my entire life. …never encountered anyone so conniving and determined to make others feel horrible about themselves. What I heard is JLAW was more of a friendship type thing but GP didn’t care. She simply could not allow public to believe Chris still isn’t mourning for her. Meanwhile, Chris is distancing himself from her, contrary to what she wants us to think. He is in said to be still madly in love with Alexa and most likely has lost her, as he did Natalie. because of this shrew chasing them both away. He finally after years left her. (Know you guys won’t remember but a couple friends of mine and I used to visit this site, said for years that marriage was sham – how he had been trying to, and planned to leave her since 2008 after all her cheating…., but she – EVERY time – pulled some stunt using their poor kids as pawns.) She is now worse. But I am really sorry for Chris. He cares about those kids so much. Going along with all her PR for more access to them, plus got caught up in JLAW mess. Sad cause he was so happy with another chance for true love with Alexa, he finally left her and was happy to GP started massive PR attack on her and drove her away – hopefully just for now. Just look at him right after breakup – he was visibly ecstatic! But segway to couple weeks ago and he was at rock bottom again because of her and the JLAW mess. Went home to England for event, saw family, chased down Alexa in Europe and came back and ended it with JLAW which he felt bad about but not about to get serious with her. and gave GP holy heck. Told GOOPers her games had to stop, for kids sake and no more Mr. Nice Guy. But those who know him are terrified he will just cave again as he can’t seem to get away from her constant interference. I’ve heard for years what a great guy he is, how miserable he was because of her, and everyone loved him etc. but people are losing patience with him at this point. So I hope he can act like a man, and an adult, for his kids sake and pull it together soon by putting stop to Gwyneth’s reign of PR BS demands. For himself and mostly for their children. And her “uncoupling” is making a mockery to those of us who are genuinely amicable with our exes and have kids involved, just like she is an embarrassment to women and Americans. So please think good thoughts for Chris and the kids because he is really at a crossroads now. Broken as before. Most I know believe he will NEVER go back to her, is gaining back more control and it will work out best for him and kids. BUT as we all know, there is no one more frightening than a control freak who is losing control…and Gwyneth is the worst control freak ever, so she is just going to be making things even worse now (I know, hard to believe possible but with GP she will). Lastly, that little endearing caress recently at family dinner was totally planned by Gwynnie herself. Totally orchestrated it – and it worked! Just despicable and yes oh so smug now. BTW, my two best friends are just like me- we like and have defended everyone, except literally about 4 people in our whole lives. Gwyniie the witch is at the top of all of our short lists. Hoping for the best for those poor children, but if Chris doesn’t cut this out for good soon, I and others will not only lose respect for him, but even worse fear life for those kids is going to get even worse, as will Gwyneth I assure ya! Anyway, hope you fellow posters are all well, take care!
Dita’s outfit is beautiful. Best one, IMO.
At least January has bragging rights that she got to wear Tom Ford, even if it wasn’t the best. On the other hand, it is appropriate for a charity event.
I think Gwyneth looks great.
January looks very pretty ,the dress is fine.
Lea Michelle I love her dress, but she seems to be trying for sexpot face, too hard.
Hate Dita’s dress.
I think Gwyneth and JLAW are about the same as far as beauty, I don’t think JLAW is prettier, she’s just younger.
The suit is nice.
Kristin Davis is very pretty, ageless. The dress doesn’t seem to fit this occasion though.
Where does she look great? Do I see a different set of pictures than those people who commented upthread? I see the same Gwyneth as ever – oily skin, greasy thin hair, thin lips made even thinner by ultra red lipstick. And cutout clothes are tacky, period.
At least her lips aren’t filled with collagen.
She certainly does look much happier after the breakup of her ex and that young girl. And you know what, she should be. I’m glad JLAW dumped her douche ex because him dating her is like him dating a 10 year old. GROSS!
How is it like dating a ten year old? That is messed up. He dated a grown women, stop being gross.
I love her for showing up looking drop dead gorgeous and that she doesn’t give a flying fig people crazy hating on her.
She is badass!
She looks nasty from the neck up…on the fence about the suit. I personally think cutouts tend to look tacky…this one is a close call.
Lea’s open mouth pose kills me almost as much as Lena Dunham’s.
I feel for Jlaw. I got involved with a separated guy with a kid around the same time. She is pretty young so i wouldnt be surprised if she went into it naively thinking (as i did) separated = divorced. They are two completely different set of circumstances.
While I commend Goop and Chris for staying friends and on good terms because they have kids, that level of “intimacy” (dinner dates without kids etc) isn’t conducive to eithe of them moving on to new relationships. They seem conflicted to me about the divorce OR Chris Martin is pathetic and let Gwenyth rule his life forever. Of course Jlaw looked at the situation after a few months and saw Chris really isnt fully “available” as long as Gwenyth and him continue to carry on in limbo. He’s stupid if he thinks any decent chick is going to put up with him carrying on with his (seperated) wife like this. its one thing to coparent, its another to carry on like they do. you have to cut the ties more if you honestly expect to move on to a healthy relationship. If you can’t or don’t want to do that with your seperated spouse, thats fine but don’t drag innocent people into the mess under some false pretense that you are single. Been there done that and it gets old! Get out of the way of the husband and wife (they r still married technically!!) before you get hurt!
Not a fan of Gwenyth but have to say this is the best she’s looked in a long time.. I’m thinking its because she’s wearing more makeup? I like the red lip on her and she suits her hair off her face.
Kat Dennings is the uniboober.
Rule #1: Never date a still married man.
For some reason I highly doubt that JLaw is at home stuffing her face full of Doritos while crying her eyes out watching every Nicholas Sparks movie available to her. The relationship (if that is even what it could be called) was a rebound romance for the both of them. Chris Martin is just as boring as GOOP. They are made for each other and Jennifer Lawrence can (and I bet will) do so much better. She’s too young to be in a relationship with a much older man with that much baggage (yes GOOP I’m talking about YOU!)
Hmm. Lot of projecting going on here.
After every one piling on to Renee Zellweger’s misguided face work, can we not take a moment to rag on Tom Ford’s absolutely terrible eye job? He looks so pinchy and weird.
Also generally creepy, even before the surgery.
Did Lea Michelle get implants?
Poor GOOP and her little victories in life. She’s basically a housewife in a small town where everyone knows your business; her life is so petty and puerile. I remember when she first became famous with her outstanding acting in Shakespeare in Love and as Brad Pitt’s gf. With her connections, wealth, and fame, she could have some something useful with herself. (See: Angelina Jolie.) Instead, she/her public persona has morphed into the easiest target for click bait headlines.
Nice suit. Ok, I’ll project..i swear that goopy glow and sassy pose just scream: nanny nanny boo boo.
Does January want us to pay attention to the ring on her left ring finger?
I love Dita’s outfit the most. She rarely gets it wrong.