Little Miss Sunshine is coming for Taylor Swift!!! This makes me so happy. As we know, Abigail Breslin is all grown up now. She’s 18 years old and she’s managed to phase out of child stardom into young-Hollywood type of parts (she was decent in August: Osage County). And since she’s 18, we can talk about how she dated one of the guys from 5 Seconds of Summer, Michael Clifford. I don’t know how long they dated or anything, but it’s not important. They dated and it’s over now. Well, Taylor Swift is friendly with Clifford and they tweet each other and maybe flirt with each other a little bit. So Abigail decided to co-op one of Taylor’s lyrics – “Cause darling I’m a nightmare dressed like a daydream” – and make it her own:
Cuz darling I'm a nightmare dressed like an emotionally unstable cat lady.
— Abigail Breslin (@yoabbaabba) December 11, 2014
YES. So much yes. I would love it so much if Abigail was truly throwing shade at Swifty. Alas, I don’t think she was. After she tweeted that, Abigail tweeted this clarification:
to clarify: my tweet earlier quoting a taylor swift lyric was me saying I AM AN EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE CAT LADY. NOT TAYLOR. JSYK.
— Abigail Breslin (@yoabbaabba) December 12, 2014
Too bad. I would have loved it if Abigail decided she needed to be the one to take Swifty down a few pegs. And let’s face it… Taylor is sort of an emotionally unstable cat lady.
Some photos of Swifty out and about yesterday. She turns 25 years old tomorrow, and her friends already threw her a birthday dinner in the East Village.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.