Every time I see Katie Holmes on the red carpet lately, I’m struck by how vibrant she looks. Remember how she looked in 2012 as her marriage to Tom Cruise crumbled? She looked desperately unhappy, and now she’s living life on her own terms. She may give the most disappointing interviews ever (talking about pancakes to People magazine), but Katie is happy.
This week’s issue of The Enquirer has a bit of entertaining fanfiction. The tabloid says Mel Gibson wants Katie to make him a very happy man. They say Mel wants to get back into the dating scene after licking his wounds over Oksana Grigorieva. Aaand he wants Katie to be his lady. The tab has placed itself inside Mel’s mind. Katie would seem ideal, right? She’s cute and has her own money. She’s famous enough to be a catch, but her level of fame wouldn’t overpower his. Most importantly, she’s seen some sh-t and knows how to keep her mouth shut. So yeah, she could be exactly what Mel is looking for in a woman:
Mad Mel Gibson has a crush on Hollywood darling Katie Holmes — even though she’s more than two decades his junior.
“Mel drools over Katie!” an insider told The Enquirer. “She’s everything he wants in a woman — sexy, intelligent, independent — real wife material.”
The actor, 58, has been single since his sensational split form Oksana Grigorieva four years ago.
Now he’s ready to dive back into dating.
“Mel’s trying to arrange a date with Katie through mutual acquaintances. He’s convinced she’ll fall for his charms if she’ll sit down for dinner with him,” said the pal. Gibson is far from fazed by 36-year-old Katie’s history with ex Tom Cruise, sources added.
“Mel’s taken a real beating over the past few years, which is why he’s kept such a low profile,” an insider said. “But despite everything he’s been through, he’s incredibly self-confident and believes he’s as big a catch as ever.”
[From Enquirer, print edition, December 22, 2014]
I’m cringing so hard right now. The Enquirer laid it on thick with this story. It’s difficult to remember a time when Mel was ever considered “a catch,” but that really happened. He was People’s Sexiest Man Alive (when that sort of meant something), and all those Lethal Weapon movies had people falling at his feet. I mean, he was considered desirable enough to be a romcom leading man.
This story probably isn’t true — it’s a very slow week for the tabloids. Katie would laugh at the idea of going on a date with Mel. Whomever she gets with in the future will be drama free. Girlfriend’s had enough baggage for several lifetimes. She’ll probably end up with a quiet businessman, not an egomaniacal, violent pig like Mel Gibson. Nice matchmaking, Enquirer.
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Run, Katie, run!!!!!!!
“Real wife material” = easy to manipulate and control.
That picture of him.
GOOD. LORD. Lord have mercy. Help me, Jesus and other religious expressions.
He is one hard-looking dude.
That woman was able to file divorce from Scientology’s number one spokeperson, she is not easy to manipulate at all.
Someone should tell it to Mel .
Eh, I think that’s more due to a good support system.
Don’t get me wrong, I’m thrilled she got out–but that doesn’t erase the five years of her being Katiebot.
She probably got him by telling him how religious she is. Whatever, they are both creepy.
A year of Living Dangerously:
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After MANY years of living dangerously:
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I don’t believe this story about Katie, though.
In the second photo he looks like a cracked out billy goat
LMAO. I never knew about the booming crack market in the billy goat population. I’ve heard that cats are potheads, true story.
crack is whaaaaaaaaaaaack
baaaaaaaaaaaaa
And yes, my cats are totes baked right now.
ETA – AND NOOOO. It’s not a contact high.
Oh man…seething, uncontrollable rage and alcoholism will sure do a number on ya, huh?
I think Mel should put the crack pipe down and embrace the peace pipe.
My cats hit up the ‘nip and their longstanding feud instantly vanishes. It’s all kumbaya kitten love, etc.
cracked out billy goat.omfg…
C’mon Kiddo. Crack has devastated the billy goat community. EVERYONE knows that. Smh
He is starting to resemble Satan, proving that you wind up with the face you deserve. Run, Katie, run!
Omg I thought George Clooney looked old for his alleged age. This guy makes George Clooney look like a toddler.
I actually jumped back from my computer screen when I saw that pic of Mel. He legit looks like the devil in that picture, eyes and all.
That’s SO insulting to Satan. What did he ever do to you?
She certainly attracts some crazies.
i wondered if he was in make-up for some religious movie. i felt myself frown like, who dat?
Run Katie, you in danger girl.
Sweet tap dancing Christ! He looks like he lost a shovel fight!
“Mel’s taken a real beating over the past few years,”
Poor little fella…
No.
I agree. She looks amazing.
Yes. She’s glowing now.
He was hot when he was younger–but now he looks like hell. His life caught up to his face.
^Truth.
I think it’s a case of the outside finally matching the inside.
EEEEEEWWWWWWWWW groddy
Man. That’s what years of hard drinking and smoking will do to your face.
and being a hate filled angry racist. Gibson really is a bitter P.O.S..
He isn’t suitable marriage material for anyone, except maybe LeAnn Rimes. 😉
Mel Gibson + Leann Rimes = Seventh sign of the apocalypse.
maybe tabloid fanficcers should really stop using Cards Against Humanity as inspiration for their stories. these imageries are shudder-worthy. run Katie, run!
Seriously. W. T. F.
That photo — those deep, deep lines. Back to the subject at hand, he wants a robot wife with her own money. Who likes kids. Check, check, check.
This is fun.
I bet one crazy husband was more than enough to her.
I bet Mel’s first wife Robin is sitting in her mansion, counting the millions and millions of dollars she got in the divorce and laughing her ass off. Good for her. You go girl!
He looks repulsive and so is his “thoughts”. I can’t believe I used to like him once upon a time, eons ago! Ugh!
Run Katie, run. Run far, run fast.
Hopefully Mel won’t be posing as a welcome wagon rep and visit her home. Welcome to LA, Katie!
Maybe she should hide out in Ohio.
Yeah, what Katie Holmes needs is another bat-shit crazy husband **eye roll**
Right. He has the crazy religion thing going on too.
Run Katie…if this true don’t do it. 30 years ago Mel Gibson was my biggest celebrity crush. it’s hard to remember because he is so hideous now. Go on YouTube and find “The Year of Living Dangerously “. The man used to be the most georgeous thing. It’s sad what drinking and cigarettes does to a person.
He filmed a movie in my hometown during the 1980s, and he was very good looking then. No major drama with him at the time, either. How things can change.
There was some sense of “drama” or at least entitled assholeness and a love of young women even though he was MARRIED back in the 1990s. He hit on me and my then BFF in a family restaurant in Malibu. We were college kids at the time, he had to be 40 by then. He was cute but he always looked older than he was or than he claims he was.
We were also Catholic so I don’t know if he can smell Catholic women. He got really pissy when we didn’t give him the time of day. Um… dad… married… not 22… nope!
I love how you put the most awful picture of him. Granted he isn’t what he was, and his personality which wasn’t on full display in his hey day makes him horrible, but he’s better looking than white goatee picture usually. Still this is kind of yuck doesn’t Mr. 10-11 kids have kids close to her age?
Inspired photo choices, has all the makings of a Grimms horror tale.
Rasputin is coming for you Snow White! Grab Suri and run for the hills.
I’m laughing at the idea of Mel wanting an “intelligent and independent” woman. Please. He’s got maniacal control freak written all over him, and last I checked, Katie’s already had her share of those.
I’ll admit that I was Mel’s #1 fan back in the day, but he definitely lost his luster after that whole DUI debacle, the racist rants, and the abuse allegations. His years of hard living have most certainly caught up with him. But….I call b.s. on this story. It is the Enquirer after all.
Yes Katie is all those things, plus she is Catholic.
I can’t even suspend disbelief and watch his movies anymore because he is such an a hole. After all Katie has been through there is no way.
The fact that he has a ritual of having a certain sex act performed on him before the jacuzzi is enough to horrify.
HAHAHA OMG !
OMG I’d forgotten about that. It’d be like blowing a demonic Santa.
He’s way wayyyyy too old for her.
Didn’t she stated after Tom Cruise that she would never make again the mistake to be in a relationship with an old geezer?? And mel is older Than TC…. Granpa is totally delusional
Haha oh God. He is looking hard in the face. His ex wife earned every penny of the huge divorce settlement she got, spending all that time containing his crazy.
Australian men all end up with that face. Sun, water and too much drinking is the Australian way of life. Bryan Brown, Jack Thompson, all great looking guys in their day and they all end up looking like they’ve lived it up a little too much. Mostly because they have.
OMG is this gonna be Chris Hemsworth’s fate as well?? lol
Probably, I love Hugh Jackman but lately I can see it beginning.
The story has been denied: “A rep for Gibson tells Gossip Cop exclusively that the story is ‘not true.’ ”
http://www.gossipcop.com/mel-gibson-katie-holmes-dating/
Surely the writers at the Enquirer know that Mel and Nadia are still a couple?
Nadia who?
He looks like Beast from Beauty and the Beast
Rude. Beast doesn’t deserve to be trashed like that.
Run, Katie!
Katie and Keanu Reeves… they would be perfect for each other.
OMG he looks so… leathery and insane
Oh ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!! And he looks way older than 58! And EWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! I feel sick.
Well Katie Holmes is weak actress, has very little personality (as for celebrity) but we all will be forever grateful to her for stepping up against Tom Cruise and that crazy cult.
And you know it actually helped Tom too when she dumped him. I can actually enjoy his movies now. Because I like science fiction movies and Oblivion and Edge of Tomorrow were good. I could actually look at Tom on screen and not thinking that he is crazy lunatic all the time.
You must be one of the duo of his remaining fans.
I’m not fan. Jesus. I think that he is half crazy and kinda empty inside. But I enjoyed Oblivion and EoT. Because I like sci fi movies. And those were good.
I’m surprised that somebody hasn’t already swooped in to snap Mel up.
He’s obviously lonely and presumably sober.
In spite of his faults he is still a gifted actor and a brilliant director.
Even an incident-free fauxmance with a more age appropriate actress would go a long way toward repairing his image.
He’s probably banging a lot of hookers. It’s hard to remember the Mel that I guess was the younger George Clooney of his day, so charming and witty and handsome. But he has a frightening temper and strange views on things and obsessive ideology. After reading that screenwriter’s story of being at Mel’s house in Costa Rica and how that all went down with his rages, I can’t imagine any woman of substance wanting to be with him. He’s lost it, Even when I saw him on The Tonight Show a year or two ago and he was being relaxed and funny, I couldn’t see past the crazy and rage I know is still there. Those tapes to that gold digger were still disgusting, no matter whether I like her or not.
He has his own church in Maibu which requires women to wear veils. He has some VERY strange views on religion and feminism. Immature idiot really, never being able to grow out of his fathers creepy shadow. No wonder he is aggressive and self hating.
People, think again before you criticize people who resort to plastic surgery. Maybe they are doing what they are doing to avoid that^ misery.
Mel definitely does need a crap load of filers and peels on that face. He looks like death. I’d do anything in my power to avoid that, and I am not ashamed to admit it. He is not manly, he looks like someone dropped acid on his face. Nothing even remotely attractive in this case in being ‘au natural’ and I do not think I have ever seen a person with that much money looking this offensively terrible at his age.
The ugliness of his heart exploded all over his hideously deformed face.
Mel does NOT need the services of a plastic surgeon. He needs to call a master mason, those guys who carve gargoyles on cathedrals. Clearly they’d be the experts here.
Lord, Allmighty Maker, what has that poor woman done to you?
I have a hard time believing this story, but Holmes hooked up with other nutters before in a contract marriage and she would do it. Also, Mel is LOADED (and probably hasn’t learned anything from the disaster with gold digger Oksana Whatshername) and Holmes hasn’t found anybody since her break up with Cruise (not surprising really)
In the immortal words of Admiral Akbar…It’s a trap!
Yeah, good luck with that, Enquirer.
Run Katie Run