- John Mayer has good oral hygiene, but still eats sugary cereal (A Socialite’s Life)
- Kiera Knightly compares the Oscars to a dog show (Glitterati)
- Play-by-Play of the Brangelina family’s day, with pictures (Just Jared)
- Gallery of the Absurd reveals what Nicole is really running from in those Jimmy “Chew” ads
- Fug Bai Ling is back! (Go Fug Yourself) More Bai Ling returns (The Bastardly)
- Tom and Katie shadowed by Scientology handlers with Blackberries (Cult News)
- Kimora Lee Simmons is begging for a PETA attack (Crunk and Disorderly)