Kim Kardashian in latex pants & double fur in Paris: utterly ridiculous?

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Continuing with our theme of “posting terrible photos of Kim Kardashian looking like ten kinds of hell,” I give you some of the latest photos from Kimye’s Big Paris Fashion Week Extravaganza. You might say to yourself, “Yes, Kim looks pretty bad in these photos, but why is this a thing?” It’s because you haven’t seen the back view of Kim in these latex pants. Beware: it’s about to get REAL.

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Yes. That’s what she looks like in those pants from the back. I would be mortified. I have a big booty too (nothing like this though) and I wouldn’t be able to show my face anywhere if I had wandered around Paris looking like a Muppet had sex with two oversized silver beach balls and made a half-Muppet, half-beach ball baby. A baby that was a p0rny famewhore.

What makes it worse (somehow) is that Vogue actually did a little write-up about Kim’s ensemble here – go here to read. Anna Wintour must be hitting the crack pipe pretty hard to approve copy that compares Kim’s look to “the glamour of Gucci during the Tom Ford era.” ARE YOU JOKING?

As for Kim’s blonde… even though she made such a big deal about the blonde being done in one take, Kim still had to visit a Paris salon for some kind of quick fix yesterday. She spent three hours in the salon and the Daily Mail has some close-ups of her ash-grey looking scalp. Gross. Ten bucks her hair is super-damaged and it falls out in clumps in the next week. Meanwhile, Kim told People Magazine that she always wanted to attempt a Madonna-Blonde-Ambition look and she just figured now was the best time. Sigh…

I’m also including some photos of Kim with her boobs out again on Friday – she was heading to the Balenciaga show.

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Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.

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  1. Flora Kitty says:

    I like her shoes in the second picture. They look better than those ankle strap pumps. Otherwise it is all a awful and her ass looks like that sculpture in Chicago in those pants.

    • FLORC says:

      The one by Gaston Lachais (sp?) celebrating the female form? She’s been getting bad advice for years now. Kim HAD style once upon a time. Really amazing style. Now she seems like an empty shell that is known more for her marriage and her clothes (as good or bad as they are).
      She’s too easy a target.

    • bettyrose says:

      Yessss…that’s why it looked familiar.

    • paola says:

      I don’t believe, not even for a second, that she doesn’t regret the decision of having a butt implant.
      If it wasn’t for a ginormous ass – too big for those tiny legs- she would have a great body.
      She fucked it uo for good.
      There is no coming back from what she’s done to her face and body.

      • Josephine says:

        That butt is a big part of what makes her famous, and given how slow she seems, she probably thinks it is really her shape. I doubt she regrets it. I seriously don’t think she is capable of thought sophisticated enough to take into account regret.

    • lisa says:

      come on people, you would look miserable too if you had a full diaper and no one would change it

    • Nhi says:

      I cringe when I see pics of her feet – why you ask?
      1. Because she’s always wearing wrong type of shoes no matter what the weather or the temperature is.
      2. Because she can’t wear heels!!! She stomps around in them like a peasant milkmaid who was running around barefoot before and her first pair of shoes are Jimmy Choo’s which she can’t handle obviously.
      3. In every freakin’ picture her toe is sticking out and she bends, twists, deforms those heels!

      Omg, save shoes from Kim K.! They deserve better!!! ;)

      • lucy says:

        @Nhi, have you also noticed -
        4. Photos show she walks with her foot twisted so that she steps on her 1st metatarsal? Makes walking/standing appear as though she’s perpetually about to fall from a twisted ankle.

        Awkward and inelegant to say the least, suiting the subject perfectly. I’m just waiting for the bunions.

    • lucy says:

      Why would someone purposely dress like a toilet brush attached to a helium balloon?

      Hilarious video of similar proportion here — Kenny Everett as Rod Stewart with inflatable a$$ — express to the 1:30 mark for a memorable laugh! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8e7bo0Y_Zk

    • alicegrey12 says:

      All I have to say is where is the bucket, I need to barf and barf hard. The out fit is making me sick right along with that blonde hair.

  2. tango says:

    Ewww. Whatever was pretty about her at one time is long gone. Fake butt, fake face, fake marriage.

    • It is what it is says:

      +100

      I’m so intrigued by the physics of it all. Can she not lie down properly? Is she in a permanent back brace at night for all that weight on her back? Does she float or sink naturally? Where do those disgusting implants go when she sits? Does she have to open her mouth extra wide to speak out of all that Botox? Ugh

      • bettyrose says:

        And how does pure plastic age? Or does it? Mannequins don’t age.

      • qwerty says:

        She sinks. These are not implants but fat injections. She regularly has lipo and then injects all the fat in her but – that’s why it’s gotten so much bigger after pregnancy. Some of the fat will go but mostly it’s permanent so yeah, she’s f***ed it up for good.

      • bettyrose says:

        qwerty – That’s quite a visual. Thanks for that. ;-)

      • MinnFinn says:

        qwerty,
        That butt was not created with fat injections. It’s implants. You can clearly see outline of her implants in CB’s post of Kim in Thailand. That photo of Kim’s thonged butt hanging over the edge of a boat is burned into my brain.

      • msw says:

        Maybe next time she can get the fat sucked out of her head.

    • get it together says:

      here’s a side by side comparison of her before and after (2 before photos and 2 after). her butt was really nice before! i’ll just leave these here:

      http://jadeafrican.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/kim-k-butt.jpg

      • lisa says:

        wow, i dont know how she or anyone thought these changes were for the better

      • qwerty says:

        That’s a great photo.

      • Tate says:

        Wow. She looked great before.

      • Ennie says:

        The legs are the same. That is alsy the reason why her lower body looks so weird.
        Most ladies with a bigger behind have strong legs to match, usually bigger at the tights matching their hips. Nothing wrong with that, but the KK a** of lies makes her legs look funny / ridiculous in comparison.

      • Zigggy says:

        Aah- it kills me how good she looked before :(

      • Sassy says:

        Thanks for the pix. How ghastly that anyone would want to look deformed. I want to shed a tear for the pretty, natural woman who has been objectified and manipulated by her evil mother, Kris. Is Kim bright enough to have decided – Oh I think I will inflate my butt in order to get attention? I think not. And while I am here, may I say that the platinum blonde looks very fake to me. Why? I have pure white hair (due to aging) and when I part my hair, my scalp is pink. Is there a reason why Kim’s scalp is white? I am betting it is a very expensive wig – two wigs, actually. Her face – why? She was a natural beauty and now looks like an alien, something on the SyFy Channel

      • margo says:

        Omg omg

      • L says:

        Can the implants be removed?

      • Jmo says:

        Considering the photographic evidence that obviously states the opposite, how can she deny she’s not altered her butt, let alone everything else?

      • Liljnine7 says:

        Wow! She looks great before.

      • melain says:

        Wow. The irony. I’m always trying to look slimmer from behind. Never occurred to me to undergo a surgical procedure to intentionally have a big fat ugly butt. It looks terrible. She was so cool looking before. Why try to look bad? Just don’t get it.

      • Maria A. says:

        Why did she do that to herself?! She looked perfectly fine before!

      • get it together says:

        LOL @Sassy, I was too shocked when I found the before and after photos to shed a tear, but you’re right, it’s really sad to see where fame has taken Kim.

        And now to “stick up” for Kim for a second (I’m cringing even typing that!!): Over the summer I dyed my hair platinum blonde (only mine was very long so it looked like a long white mane. I kind of loved it!). My natural hair color is as dark as Kim’s natural hair color, and my skin tone is very similar to hers. When I first went platinum, my scalp was “white” as well. It was only for the first week or so, and while it did look a bit silly, I thought it was worth it for the hair.

      • ava7 says:

        Wow! I’d never seen pictures of her before. She’s clearly done something to her face. Is her jaw line smaller? This is probably the reason she cannot smile or move her face very much, due to the nerve damage that inevitably comes from facial surgery.

  3. PHD Gossip says:

    Kim is staying at the Bristol Hotel. She is walking on the mat that says Bristol in the leather pants. The other hotel must have thrown her out.

  4. Lara K says:

    She actually looks like a caricature of herself.
    Although now I have a great idea for my next Halloween costume. Just have to stuff 2 couch cushions down the back of my pants…

  5. Jess says:

    Every time I click on these I think she can’t possibly worse than the day before, but she tops herself! This is awful all around, and I bet she goes back to brown before long.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      Where do you even find these kinds of clothes?

      • Lahdidahbaby says:

        Hos R Us?

      • zinjojo says:

        And how long does it take her to get into those latex pants? Does someone have to help her pull them up and over that a$$?

        Everything she wears looks so uncomfortable. And SMH at Vogue, Gucci during the Tom Ford years??? Not even close.

      • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

        Lol, both of you. It’s a mystery.

      • Bridget says:

        To answer the question: getting on latex pants like those would require a lot of baby powder and help. And those things had to be specially made, they wouldn’t have pair that fits Kim’s unusual measurements just laying around.

    • itsnighttimehere says:

      I am surprised she dyed it in the first place, I thought pregnant ladies were not suppose to bleach their hair? And it’s such a prominent story line for the new season of KUWTK, her trying to get pregnant.

    • Mia V. says:

      Exactly my thoughts, she always dig her fashion grave a little further. There’s no way someone with a functional brain look at this in the mirror and think is great.

  6. Veritas says:

    What’s wrong with her ass. Looks like it about to explode.

  7. BNA FN says:

    Cannot understand why she allows her husband to treat her like a piece of raw meat just for a few $$$.

  8. Silvia says:

    Ok…please tell me that somebody else can see a meltdown or some deeper issues behind this.
    This can’t be normal, she is butchering her visage step by step. Even she can’t be this deluded and think all the changes actually look good. Should we blame this on Kanye or is she a part of the circus team doing this to herself??

    • Mrs. Wellen Melon says:

      I think you’re right.

      Kim is on the Jocelyn Wilderstein downslope now.

      • Judyk says:

        That was the name I was trying to remember the other day…only a few procedures away and she’s THERE.

    • swack says:

      After the day is done, it is still Kim’s choice to wear the clothes she wears. Kanye’s suggestion or not, she has the right to say “No’. I think she had such bad press at NFW for bringing North to the shows and not knowing how to handle her when she had a meltdown that she is doing this to get everyone focused on something else and to get the publicity (good or bad). Notice, while North is in Paris, she is NOT at any of the fashion shows.

      • Josephine says:

        You have to wonder why she brought her at all. She is out all day, and then out partying at night. Why drag the kid to another country, on yet another schedule?

    • sherlockapple says:

      Silvia, I think you’re spot on. Kim has changed A LOT over the past few years in regards to her facial expressions while out in public. In the past, you would see an occasional smile or some sort of reaction to her immediate environment (looking up at something, mouth open, a scowl, a laugh, a scrunched up mouth, whatever). And now, poor girl looks absolutely dead in the eyes, like she’s not even in there. That, coupled with the fact that she has absolutely butchered that once naturally beautiful face, and the likelihood of Krazy Kanye dressing her up like his fantasy girl (don’t tell me she can wear whatever she wants!) is sad. Everyone could use a few extra bucks and recognition, but what some celebs will do is downright alarming!

      • pk says:

        I agree that something is going on. When the first photos of her blonde hair and her latest facial work came out, the first thing that came to mind was that she has crossed the line into Michael Jackson territory and I felt sorry for her. All the designer clothes, money, Vogue covers, etc and it’s never enough for her. Her face says it all.

      • jwoolman says:

        Is it possible that she’s being medicated but not very well?

    • Sassy says:

      See my exact sentiments above your post.

  9. BengalCat2000 says:

    Her bottom looks like two non-eco friendly gazing globes you see in the yards of grannies and hipsters.

    • GingerCrunch says:

      I am hugely offended! I NEVER thought my Victorian-inspired mid-century piece of Americana would ever be compared to this monstrosity! My enjoyment of it is forever ruined. Thanks.

      ;-)

      • BengalCat2000 says:

        The comments from you awesome ladies make these Kardashian stories worth reading! ☺

    • Pandy says:

      Once I stopped laughing an took a second look, I thought i was looking at two Get Well Soon helium balloons. Just a giant bag of awful.

  10. OSTONE says:

    The ironic thing is that she is at Paris Fashion Week! With legit fashion people! Idk about yall, but the mobs in Paris show that you people are fond of the Kardashian Kows.. The UK took Lyndsanity, yall are welcome to Kummy Kakes and her coven!

    • oneshot says:

      there are crowds like that outside EVERY show at Paris Fashion Week, for the precise reason that it’s Paris Fashion Week.

      And they mostly consist of photographers from all over the world, trying to get pics of what the attendees wear, famous or not (many of the most highly sought-after streetstyle subjects are editors of fashion magazines).

  11. Jayna says:

    She’s says she did a Madonna platinum hair color and cut and the look was back from her Erotica days. Guess what? From all that heavy bleaching during that time of Blond Ambition tour and then her Erotica phase, by the time her ’93 Girlie Tour came around Madonna’s hair was falling out and severely damaged. So she had to cut it all off as short as a boy’s cut. This is what Kim is looking at happening if she keeps bleaching her hair like that..

    It looked adorable on Madonna, but I’m not sure Kim can live without her hair like Madonna could.

    http://smg.photobucket.com/user/ackoacko/media/girlie035wa.jpg.htm

    • Christin says:

      When I saw how bleached her scalp is, my first thought was that she better be checking out wigs very soon. No one’s hair can withstand that type of severe treatment. Can you imagine the effort it will take to manage her roots?

      • Tate says:

        All I could think while looking at the pictures is what an extreme amount of upkeep this will take. Why all the effort when it looks so terrible?

      • TeaAndSympathy says:

        Christin: a Roots might be the least of her worries. If that is truly her hair (on DM) and not a wig, as some have suggested, she’s likely looking at a buzz cut, a la Amber Rose. And soon. Her hair in those pictures looks like filthy old wool. I think she’s pretty much bonkers, and can’t help feeling a bit sorry for her. Tragic.

      • Mia V. says:

        I’m a brunette and it took me months to achieve a perfect blonde and my hair got really f*ked up. She will have some serious issue with her hair.

    • swack says:

      Interesting comparison as DM has another article on Madonna raving about Kanye and how he is the “black Madonna”.

  12. NewWester says:

    Maybe someone can help me. What is the name of those gigantic inflatable balls people sit on to help with posture and do exercises on?
    From the back Kim looks like a longhair cat is stretched out over one of those balls. How can anyone dress so awful? Yikes

    • **sighs** says:

      Yes! They look like exercise balls!

      • NewWester says:

        Yes! That’s what they are called! The pants are the same colour as the ones I have seen lol

      • SNAPPY says:

        I think you may be referring to Bosu balls? They are like a half a ball, its flat side sits on the ground, it helps with exercises and posture…

    • RJ says:

      Swiss balls! The smaller ones are called medicine balls. I imagine her butt looks and feels like a Ugi Ball (medicine ball sized, bean bag consistency) http://www.ugifit.com/en/what-ugi

    • Beatrice says:

      To everyone on the thread who came up with a great comparison to Kim’s a$$ (exercise balls, gazing globes, shiny SUV, etc)–thank you so much for making me laugh today. You guys are great!! And by the way, the shiny silver latex of those pants is the absolute same as the exercise balls in my gym.

  13. L&Mmommy says:

    She doesn’t even look human anymore. She looks like an alien from a scifi movie whose impersonating a human just to get close and is about to peel off her cover skin to reveal a nasty monster and eat everyone. At this point i’m convinced that she and Kanye are trolling the public because NO ONE would look in the mirror and thinks they look good in the type of stuff she’s been wearing. And her hair?? Forget it.

  14. Megan says:

    If I were her, I would be afraid to move for fear of those pants ripping

  15. thinkaboutit says:

    Looks like two Party City metallic latex balloons.

  16. Miss M says:

    I wish kimber rose would snap out of it, look at her old pictures and realize how pretty she once was. *sigh*

    • Shauna says:

      Her face has lost all of its character and that which set her apart. I look at her and see Octom.

      • Gia says:

        Some people on this site have mentioned that she looks like an ant eater and now I see it!

        Those lips wtf is she doing to her face?? If you see a side view of her face she indeed looks like an anteater.

        The other term “drowsy hooker” is also fitting for this woman.

        She is also kind of morphing into PMK with her new face. If she cut her hair short she and PMK would be twinsies lol

      • jwoolman says:

        I always see Zoolander. Really. That movie was prophetic.

      • Camille (The Original) says:

        I always see a camel – especially with her hair this colour now.

      • Greek Chic says:

        She looks like a donkey too.

    • AntiSocialButterfly says:

      Maybe she could somehow undo that gummy worm upper lip, but she cannot unprune her nose, and that is what (in my opinion) really effed up her formerly beautiful exotic face.

  17. Jayna says:

    Kanye has been wanting her blonde, and this is just all about attention. She wanted to go there and be the main focus of all the paparazzi and magazines. She is like Gaga was, trying to one up herself every day for attention. So there it was bleached hair and showing her nipples.

    • zinjojo says:

      Yes. So much yes to everything you’ve said. This is all about making her the center of attention for PFW. Complete famewh%re move.

      And she’s achieved her objective from a PR/attention standpoint. I hate to think of what she’ll do next.

      • Lady D says:

        I think it also has to do with stealing the spotlight from her younger sister who was modelling in PFW. I think Kim will do whatever it takes to get attention off any of her sisters and on to her.

  18. Seapharris7 says:

    Has Kim been bleaching her skin too?

    • FLORC says:

      It’s heavy foundation. upclose her skin looks very powdery. Her skin color changed with her hair. That’s too qucikly for bleaching to work.

  19. Samtha says:

    I don’t think she wants to look good; she wants people to talk about her. So…mission accomplished?

    • Josephine says:

      I think that’s right. Tons of people are beautiful, and tons have a much better body. So she is stuck with perverting her look every week to maintain attention. She is just not good enough to keep attention by looking good; she has to do for grotesque.

  20. Jan says:

    she looks like Amber rose now hmm

  21. Christin says:

    What makes those pants look extra awful are the seams going down the center of each cheek and leg.

    I wish she would wear Minnie Pearl type tags on each piece of ‘fashion’ she wears during these pap walks. Not that she pays for it, but just to know what someone expects the public to fork over to look this ridiculous.

    One final thought — Does she still expect us to believe those pants are size two? Maybe that’s the purpose of the extra seam — to add six sizes in the rear.

    • FLORC says:

      It was size 4 and she was likely speaking about vanity sizes. I’m a 2 normally, but a size 00 or XXS in a vanity size.
      I know i’m not a 00 or an XXS, but I have to tell people that to get help at my stores.
      Ugh Kim’s fashion is awful. The whole family is getting bad fashion taste, but only the ones who hang around Kris get the worst. That woman destroyed her daughters for her own gain.

    • Lucky Charm says:

      Yes, she wears a size two. The size of two pairs of pants sewn together.

  22. amanda says:

    She spends so much money to look so cheap. That outfit looks like something you would see a lady of the night wearing on a shady corner.

  23. Snappyfish says:

    Here’s a question…does Kanye hate her? I would be told to change my clothes if I ever wandered this far off the path. (Clearly I would have suffered a head trauma)

    • GingerCrunch says:

      I wanna say it’s just men being “men”. If I dressed the way my husband wanted me to, I’d look like an idiot. But I have self-esteem! I’m able to tell him NO! Obviously not happenin’ here. We should be really scared for Nori at this point.

  24. maeliz says:

    Most people have a bad outfit or picture sometime in their life, but Kim is making it an everyday thing. Get this woman a mirror or get rid of Kanye. This is ridiculous

  25. Tiffany27 says:

    I genuinely feel bad for her. There’s no way she wants to look like this.

  26. someone says:

    does she look in the mirror before she leaves home, I think not, she looks ridiculous

  27. blueb says:

    She seems so unhappy since she got with Kanye…

  28. Lauren says:

    Skinny rat face with odd features, straw hair and garbage bag pants covering beach ball ass is killing animals to make ugly coats out of them.

  29. Leigh says:

    Only selfish jerks wear fur.

  30. Dawn says:

    What is her need to stay in a hotel when the Rantye has an apartment in Paris? If I were Kendall I would find a way to get her out of my space but quick. Who wants their middle aged sister hanging around with her and her friends who are all in their late teens or early twenties. Kim just looks like Joe Camel in drag now.

  31. hannahf says:

    I love the Balenciaga pumps she has on in the last pic–the one with the white cutout dress. At least I think I do based upon the front view. On their website they show them in black as well.

    All the clothes she has on are from the designer’s latest collections being introduced at the show. This means designers are sending Kim the clothes to wear.

  32. snowflake says:

    here body looks so strange from the back. huge implants, lipo’d skinny legs. she prob gets injected there, then wears support panties, there is no way her butt is that toned. the spanx prob mold it, making it look round and cellulite free. yuck! I think she really does think she looks good. so much for the milf image she was trying to portray, now she’s gone back to straight hooker. no offense to hookers

  33. anne_000 says:

    The motto of modern art seems to be: If you can’t make it look beautiful or create it out of great skill, then at least make it look different.

    Kim doesn’t have a ‘fashionable’ body nor a ‘good-looking’ body pre-filter or pre-photo-shop so the only thing to do is make her look different through odd clothing.

  34. Dolce crema says:

    One of her toes looks pretty funny in the first pic!

  35. yup says:

    It seems like they are both taking a lot of drugs to me. I’m sure she gets a bunch just from her constant surgeries alone.

  36. SnarkGirl says:

    David Bowie’s alien in “The Man Who Fell to Earth” looked more human than Kim does now.

  37. j.eyre says:

    Since it is International Women’s Day, I am going to say something nice:

    Look at her walking upright! She looks like a pro.

  38. val says:

    Watching her wrangle those on would be quite comedic. I’m almost positive that she did not get those on by herself. She must know how ridiculous she looks, this is all for publicity. I mean, what else is she really known for besides a s-x tape.

  39. kri says:

    She looks like a Muppet version of a Streetwalker Lady. From the neck up, pure puppet, from the neck down Bowery hooker.

  40. zut alors! says:

    Webster’s dictionary should just put a picture of her in those ridiculous latex pants under the word delusion….no words needed.

  41. OhDear says:

    Those pants look uncomfortable. She has looks which wouldn’t be all that bad, but the look gets ruined because she often wears clothes that don’t fit her.

  42. word says:

    Now was the best time??? Isn’t she trying to get pregnant? Why would now be the best time to put that toxic crap in her hair?

    Thank God she didn’t dress Nori in the same ridiculous outfit. Though they would look very similar in those pants from behind but Nori would actually be wearing a diaper while Kim’s behind is full of injections.

    I have come to the conclusion that Kanye is able to brainwash people. He has Anna W. and many others thinking Kim is a fashion icon. How did this happen?

    Also, I still can’t believe what Kim has done to herself. Her natural nose was amazing.

    • Anatasia says:

      I was wondering that, too. If you’re trying desperately to get pregnant, you don’t dump a toxic vat of chemicals on your head. Twice.

  43. Andrea says:

    My boyfriend loves latex on any woman, but he finds her ass gross. Her bleach blonde hair accentuates her plastic surgery face and makes her look doll-like.

  44. Jen43 says:

    Haha, Kaiser, I knew this had to be written by you. My biggest concern when I wear anything is to not look fat. That is one reason I can’t believe her fashion choices. I just can’t decide which half of her looks worse. Or do I divide her body in thirds and count the head /face/hair as its own section?

  45. Anatasia says:

    What is the point of carrying the second fur?

    If it’s cold enough for fur, why those shoes?

    It’s all been said about her ass, but if she’s really being sent items from different collections, she must have a tailor/seamstress with her to make alterations that quickly. No one’s body is shaped like that. She’s not even human anymore.

    As for her hair, I noticed a green tinge the other day. Now it looks like it’s caked in powder.

    Ug. She’s just gross, and so is he.

  46. cc says:

    I just can’t imagine always being in such uncomfortable clothing. Even putting aside the fact that she looks ridiculous, can you imagine always being in super tight clothing, super high heels, super made up, hair super styled. With real actresses you always see some casual days. They run out to starbucks in gym clothes or out to dinner in a regular dress. I just can’t imagine living Kims life for any amount of money in the world.

  47. Ruyana says:

    Okay, she’s wearing a fur jacket and carrying a fur stole. What’s that about? Is the stole there in case her pants split and she needs something to sling over her busted butt?

    • Lucky Charm says:

      Her (too small) clothes do have a habit of splitting at the seams or zippers, like that pink pleather monstrosity of a skirt she wore last week….

    • OhMyMy says:

      Why would she bother? It’s not like everyone hasn’t already seen it.

  48. yep says:

    Viewing her head on, its not too bad. Its the side and back view that punches your eye.
    Im not understanding why she insists being dressed as a 5’8″, 110 lb model.

    And I bet she has an awful time washing her hair. Probably feels like wet straw and hurts.

  49. kibbles says:

    At this point she should just walk around naked because these clothes look awful and are leaving little to the imagination anyway. And it’s not like the entire world hasn’t seen her naked. She would look better if she just wore a coat with nothing on underneath. It would look better than this.

    • me says:

      If she could get a real life filter app I bet she would walk around naked. There is no way she would let anyone see her body without photoshop.

  50. Katie says:

    Are we even sure this is Kim’s style???? Who is her stylist?

  51. natalie says:

    This is the first thing that came to mind when I saw her in that outfit:

    http://ayyyy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Harry-Monster.jpg

    - if Harry was wearing latex pants.

    I guess that makes Kanye Bugs Bunny.

  52. nicegirl says:

    Those pants cannot be good for her, um -downstairs – health. Let it breathe.

  53. Lucy says:

    She has nice legs. But what truly worries me (beyond the clothes, the hair and the butt) is the look in her eyes. Or the lack of it. It’s something that’s been going on for months now.

    • jwoolman says:

      I wondered if she’s had post-partum depression, although it seemed to start during the pregnancy. She seemed so detached from what was happening inside her. Maybe a combination of hormonal changes and her usual self-absorption that went wrong. Even before the pregnancy, she did seem to be getting worse in the self-absorption aspect. Maybe Kanye wasn’t a direct trigger, although dealing with his moods must be exhausting. the way she dealt with her last husband was just not normal. She seemed to lose interest in the middle of the wedding and her attitude went downhill from there. Humphries (who is apparently reasonably normal emotionally) seemed increasingly baffled by her, even though he tried to go along with her agenda.

    • funfactor says:

      There’s a theory that continues to circulate that Kim’s OTT dead-eyed/cringing/tail-between-her-legs Misery is a deliberate ruse to make Kanye look really bad (okay, worse than usual) as a set-up for her divorcing him in the future. Nothing would surprise me. Maybe she feels she no longer needs Kanye for her social climbing, that she’s already there? All I do know is that where the K.’s are concerned, nothing is an accident, everything is orchestrated.

  54. pk says:

    When is fashion week over????

  55. Ginger says:

    To each their own I guess but I adored her gorgeous dark mane. I don’t get this platinum look. I don’t understand the latex/muppet fur/beach ball azz either. I must be fashion disabled because I.DO.NOT.UNDERSTAND.

  56. dragonlady sakura says:

    That ass looks like a Jiffy Pop bag getting ready to explode.

  57. ilovesunnydaze says:

    scary

  58. Ashtau says:

    And Kanye is wearing a busted up / torn t-shirt?

  59. AtiaoftheJulii says:

    Is it me or does she really look uncomfortable with her hair and clothes? She has to know she looks awful. Does she really have no say so in her appearance? Her face in 10 years is going to look awful from the Botox. I saw those pictures and actually felt sad for her. Maybe it’s all an act. idk….

    • FlowerintheAttic says:

      she does look really uncomfortable. Obviously she wanted to be the talk of fashion week, but she became the laughing stock. She is being dragged hard. I wonder if she’s smart enough to realize that Kanye has made her into an even bigger joke.

      there are new pictures up on The Mail where they are making fun of the contouring of her makeup. its like kanye wants her face and personality to disappear so she can be known as ‘the mannequin Kim’.

      she looks miserable and dead in the eye, especially since she got to Paris where she has had one crap look after the other. i hope she goes home and hides.

  60. swack says:

    Can’t wait until your stories tomorrow. DM has her next outfit on display!!! Another epic fail.

  61. treasureme says:

    This picture is ridiculously hilarious. I can’t even stop laughing. What is wrong with this woman ¿?????????

  62. mle says:

    Why hasn’t anyone mentioned the fact that Beyonce is currently rocking a blonde Bob? *side eye* It isn’t quite so blonde, but a similar cut for sure.

  63. Marceldeux says:

    Kaiser you are too much. This had me absolutely rolling on the floor laughing.

  64. rudy says:

    It is hard not to think that Kanye hates woman.

    He is getting back at the female sex by sending his wifie out in ridiculously ugly clothes, hair and makeup.

    Look at this fashion collection? Expensive prices for ripped clothing that does not flatter ANY woman’s body. He hates women that boy. He misses his mom. He is suffering from some kind of personality disorder. I cannot even imagine the conversations Kimye have in private.
    “How was my hair honey?”
    “You did NOT smooth down the pants like I told you!!”
    “I’m sorry love. next time. kissy kissy?”
    “Get away from me you cow!!”

    Poor North watches on in complete bewilderment.

  65. Loren says:

    Are we not ever going to talk about the PILLS SHES POPPING?!? Xanax at least!

    Anyways, that cream ensemble with holes WAS SO BEAUTIFUL WHEN I SAW IT ON AN ACTUAL MODEL…. Then Kim ruined it. Such a fucking shame for these designers who spend lots of time and money on these pieces to then be worn by this trash bag. Le sigh

    • Sassy says:

      To be honest, I think they all must suffer with jet lag. The trip from the West Coast to Europe is grueling and they are expected to show up dressed and ready shortly after arrival. Do that a couple of times a month and anyone would look dazed and a bit glassy eyed.

  66. lita says:

    Why is she always wearing sandals? It really gets on my nerves, her toes must be freezing, what’s wrong with warm footwear?

  67. BlackJack Kitty says:

    I’m never going to be able to get that image out of my head. She looks horrid in pictures, I can’t even imagine how awful she looks in person!

  68. Sam says:

    Common CB, out of the 12 stories on your first page 4 pictures of KK ?? Is she that interesting? She was not invited to Oscars because the only movie she was in was her own sex tape. If she was not married to some so called singer she wouldn’t even have places to go to. She makes a face like Victoria Beckham but that look doesn’t suit her. She has her own people going on different sites and leave good comments on her stories but then real people give those fake comments negative rating it is so funny. Just go to her storied on Daily mail and sort comments from worse to good.

    • me says:

      This is why I believe she dresses bad on purpose. If it were not for her bad fashion, there would be nothing to talk about with regards to her. She does nothing.

      • BlackJack Kitty says:

        Wow. I wouldn’t have the guts to dress THAT bad on purpose! I wouldn’t even want to look like that in my own house let alone in public! I guess it really does come down to bad press is better than no press. Crazy.

  69. me says:

    Is North in Paris? Has she been stuck in a hotel room with the nanny all week ???

    • swack says:

      Supposedly North is in Paris. She flew there with Kris J and Kanye. They had some pictures, on DM I believe, that showed her going to lunch with Kris J.

      • me says:

        I doubt Kris J is the babysitter. The nanny is probably sitting at a different table. The whole world knows they have a nanny so why does she have to stay “hidden”?

    • Chrissy says:

      Hopefully someone, anyone is taking that poor child to some park or zoo or somewhere away from her parents’ madness. And in some normal comfortable clothing too. Poor North!

    • jwoolman says:

      When Kim claimed she was staying home from the Oscars/post parties to watch tv in her pjs with Nori because she couldn’t find a babysitter- among other things, I wondered if Nori actually was staying with nannies in a separate hotel room. I can’t imagine Kim wanting the mess and noise that comes along with a baby (Kim has serious trouble with that even with adults) plus the lack of privacy. Kim is definitely not a diaper changer. It would make sense to have two nannies plus Nori share a room, then there would always be one around for the kid. When Kris Jenner allegedly took Nori to dinner in Paris, I wondered where exactly she would take a one and a half year old to eat at night. Doesn’t sound like the best way to feed the kid. Or did she do the pap walk and then hand Nori back to a nanny to be put to bed? These people are baffling.

  70. MediaMaven says:

    Is this not the same deranged BRATZ doll that had a whole episode on KUWTK about the eczema that she genetically got from PMK? And there was all of that “no tears” crying that she does? And it was made better in the end because a makeup artist told her they can always cover it with their thick makeup?

    She puts her scalp through all of this holy hell, then she wonders why she has skin problems. Not to mention what all that latex is doing to her ‘nether regions – she’s basically a walking yeast infection.

  71. BlackJack Kitty says:

    OMG! And the picture of her in that black “cage” dress?? WTH. I have no words. 😳

  72. seehearspeaknone.. says:

    I had to stop reading at the “kimber rose” comment, to come on and post, bc that ones too good to ignore. You made my weekend. The bloggers have to cop that..
    Kimber Rose.. That’s priceless..
    Ha!

  73. racer says:

    I’m calling a wig. No way she would purposely take a chance destroying her natural hair.

    • val says:

      She destroyed her natural face, so her hair is no exception. The woman is an inbecile.

    • jwoolman says:

      The blonde hair we originally saw on her head was so different – there was simply a lot less of it. Unless she had them put in loads of extensions, a wig makes more sense. She might have bleached her real hair for Kanye but matched it to a good wig for public appearances.

  74. Tammy says:

    At least it doesn’t look like a wig now..before it looked like a wig youd buy at the dollar store for a quicky Halloween costume.

    The pants are great, from the front. Fur is always no. She looks like an 80′s hair band singer in the compete outfit

  75. crazycatlady says:

    I think I know what’s up here… I think she went platinum to take the attention away from the Botox mishap that is giving her that wonk eye…

    Anyone else notice this new “look” she’s trying to achieve by only injecting the middle portion of her lips – so that her mouth looks like a 3D version of Geisha/China Doll lipstick ?

    I wonder if she can even feel her husband’s lips on hers when he kisses her… After so much crap injected into them over so long a time…

    The same with the Largeass… Can she feel if someone touches it?

  76. Fue McCormick says:

    Fur/latex outfit: I’ve always thought that fur looks better on the animal so I would never wear it. I’ve opted for faux fur; they’re making some great stuff these days.
    From the front the latex doesn’t look too bad, but as always, KK wears her clothes too small. The back side is horrid.
    White/cream skirt: I dig this skirt! But I would wear it with a tan leggings, I think. Those granny-panties have got to go …

  77. Ennie says:

    FISHEYE MIRROR

  78. Ennie says:

    I agree with the opinions on the wig(s).
    She purposely cut her hair /took off extensions in preparation of this stunt of her bleaching her hair, so the wigs could fit better. It is all smoke and mirrors with them.
    .
    One good thing, they finally kept the baby away from the runways this time. The yellow hair was needed for them to keep the attention-
    The grandma looks horrid with all that botox , I cannot write what I think about her, too offensive, but Kim is worse, and Kanye is a crazy needy fame-wh*re.

  79. melain says:

    Her behind looks so misshapen in those silver leggings. People of walmart video comes to mind.

  80. Greek Chic says:

    I’ll be nice and say that her body from the front is nice, she has great legs. From the back though…She looks like she is wearing diapers.
    Her face is ridiculous. The blond hair doesn’t suit her and hightlights her surgeries.She looks like a mummy.

  81. kj says:

    I had to look up her age, poor thing is only 34. She looks like a 55 year old trying to look like they are in their 20s. It makes me sad.

  82. TOPgirl says:

    I hope she knows she’s not in the Game of Thrones or Lord of the Rings.

  83. InterestedRFW says:

    What is she doing? I know the Paris Fashion Week thing is a circus with a full set of performers, but this is a trainwreck heading into the station. The hooker stylings are making her look worse and worse and I cannot for the life of me understand the need for this. No designer in their right mind would want to have their fashion brand synonymous with the Kardashian lines. As for Anna Wintour, Kanye must have something deep, dark and deadly to use as leverage to continue to put Kim in Vogue business however little it might be. I think Kim must have some terrible image problems, low self esteem issues to be this desperate to deface her face, her body, her hair, and put her child on display for the masses. Dr. Phil where are you?

    • DaysAndNightsOnAir says:

      Kim’s change astonishes me as well. Before she was sexy but sweet. Sometimes maybe a slight touch overdone in the makeup department but never trashy.
      Now she tries to be lethally sophisticated and over-cultivated and it somehow doesn’t work.
      Her hair do and colour looks great on Rebecca Romijn (with a slightly shorter cut but same style):
      http://www.hairfad.com/images/super-short-hairstyles-19.jpg

      But is doesn’t really work for Kim.

  84. Puravidacostarica says:

    Her eyes look empty and drug-addled. Like she is taking something to deaden the reality of her situation. This is not going to end well.

  85. Inconceivable! says:

    Perhaps someone knows the answer to this because I’m really curious… Why does Kim stay at a hotel when she’s in Paris since we know Kanye has an apartment there?? Could it be because the paps hang out at the hotels but not Kanye’s apartment? Does anyone know why?

  86. Mellie says:

    Do you think she might ever just want to put on some fuzzy socks, yoga pants, a long sleeve t-shirt and say f- it? She just always looks so uncomfortable.

  87. coffeeisgood says:

    She was so beautiful before all that surgery. I don’t understand it. She had a great butt and gorgeous face why would she alter it to look like some weird alien sex doll.

  88. Bread and Circuses says:

    Okay, when I first saw her as a blonde, I didn’t think it looked that bad. Here, I’m re-assessing that opinion. I don’t much like it.

    Wasn’t there some drama about Khloe not being allowed to go blonde (she looked good in it) because it would date the television show in reruns? Does that logic not apply to Kim?

    Oh, why am I even asking? It’s Kardashian drama. Absolutely none of it is real.

  89. holly hobby says:

    I bet she had a hard time getting those pants back on after she went potty! ;) Shades of Ross’ leather pants on Friends.

    I think her hair fell off and now this is a wig.

  90. raincoaster says:

    I just love the way you warned people it was about to GET REAL.

  91. DaysAndNightsOnAir says:

    Are her cheekbones growing bigger?

  92. Kerman says:

    Kim in latex pants: OMG – a yeast infection waiting to happen. And the blond on her is almost as horrible as her huge rubber ass.