Taylor Swift posted this Instagram where she’s trying to “reason” with some sheep. But those sheep just seem sweet and friendly, why not pet them? [Seriously OMG WTF]
“Wanksy” is very clever. [Dlisted]
FHM named Michelle Keegan (who?) the sexiest woman in the world. [Wonderwall]
Bradley Cooper got a Tony Award nomination this morning. [CDAN]
Jake Gyllenhaal wants his mom to set him up. [ICYDK]
Preview of Kristen Stewart’s Bazaar UK cover. [LaineyGossip]
Amy Schumer & Tilda Swinton are friends. Whoa. [Pajiba]
Sarah Hyland looks adorable in this outfit. [Celebslam]
Jon Stewart takes CNN to task for their protest coverage. [Jezebel]
Justin Bieber crashed a prom, of course. [The Blemish]
Spanx comes with a feminist message now. [The Frisky]
Taylor Swift’s full Glamour UK shoot is sort of meh. [IDLY]
I thought sheep video was cute.
I have an uncontrollable desire to break out the barber’s shears in that header pic, it’s palpable. She looks like one of those color me pretty dolls (I made that name up) I used to play with as a kid that you could put makeup on and give horrible haircuts to.
The hair is bad.
#colormeprettydollshamer
I wish I could watch it. Farm animal friends are awesome.
How tall is Sarah Hyland? She looks so mini. I’m glad she ditched the extensions. I hope extensions are finally out of style.
Ottoman small.
Can’t you watch on your phone, Kitten?
Pfft, she’s only as big as an occasional chair.
I just read in our local newspaper that Taylor shot that video in my home town and she’s still here from what Im reading. Rumor is she is preparing for a show at Rock Lititz, literally 5 minutes from my work. Someone said they spotted her at Burger King.
Can’t say Im a fan of her music but I like her.
I love the Kristen Stewart photos but for the wrong reasons. The one with the headline ‘Kristen Stewart: Loving Life!’ with a photo of her looking like Jon Snow coming off a four day bender and crying to some Lana Del Rey?
COME ON.
Lol Loving Life (on barbituates)!
She looks dead. If this is what she looks like when she’s loving life i don’t really want to know what she does in those no days that everyone has once in a while.
Her expression in this photo tells me that she’s being pinned down by the invisible weight of her own apathy. That, or she just had a really good bowel movement.
PS Abbott, not sure if you meant it this way but read your “COME ON” in the voice of Chris O’Dowd in Bridesmaids.
Mia girl, I wish I were as cool to deliver that like O’Dowd.
Yeah, I want to hug and pet those sheep.
It’s hilarious how one of the sheep dismisses her with a ~blehhhh~ response. Notice how they run away from Taylor? Animal instincts are spot on.
Sheep run away from anything and everything, so that itself isn’t much of a commentary on TS.
I normally like Jon Stewart, but CNN did an excellent job of reporting on the anarchy going on in my city last night, so I’m not sure I agree with his criticism here……….
I was watching the Guardian’s coverage last night online. They had really intimate portraits of people on the scene where the church community center was on fire. The reporter may even have shot it on his phone.
His criticism is valid because he was referring to their non-coverage on Saturday. in fairness, none of the networks seemed to be covering the protests on Saturday.
“Shut it TAY TAY and give me foooooood!”
The CNN coverage had me screaming at the TV last night. I was completely done when Don Lemon asked what the sound coming from the background was. Is it a generator? Is it a motorcycle?
It’s a helicopter. You know. The CNN helicopter?
LOL!
I live not too far from Baltimore and our local news guy asked ‘is there an adult there?’
I had to turn it off.
The Guardian had good coverage, but they aren’t ‘muricans.
#pewpewpew!
We should probably leave the house more often.
I read that wrong. I thought someone said that about CNN. It made perfect sense.
Taterho – not with all the laundry we still have to do.
I hate pretty much all of the news channels at this point.
I’m jealous of Amy Schumer!! How fun it must be to be friends with Tilda Swinton – she is so….unearthly. It’s hard to describe the effect she has on me. It almost feels like if I were to touch her, my hand might just go right through her!! She doesn’t seem like a mire human. (Am I spelling that right?) 🙂
SWINTON is my fantasy BFF. I have a dream of a standing date of afternoon tea at 4p every day with her. *le sigh*
Googled Michelle Keegan… Not sure if the boobage is real but dat body is motivating me to go for a run right now! =P
She says they’re real and I believe her – gorgeous girl, kind of what Emily Ratawhotsit is aspiring to be but never will.
She was actually looking for the goat in that mock “Trouble” video. He knew she would confront him about making fun of her and then she’d write a song about him treating her badly, so he hid.
I thought of the Trouble parody video too bec. my oldest loved that one a little too much and ruined the song for me. I think they were making her nervous bec. she says “here’s the thing” three times in a row. I love when she said they were hand gestures, too funny!
I can’t stop cackling at the sheep with the ear tag that walks away…then “BLAHHHHH”. So friggen cute.
Not to worry, there are plenty of sheep who live and die by every word she says – they are called Swifties.
Oh you mean Taylor was talking to her fans?
Super cute. On an unrelated note, I just read that Joni Mitchell is in the hospital in a coma. She’s only 71. What happened? Also, she’s been battling Morgellons disease for the past 8 years. I’m wishing her all the best. If it were Bob Dylan, her peer, it would be on the front pages of every paper.
Oh no…again? Sadness. I love Joni. CB covered this in the links last time she was hospitalized, I believe. Best wishes to her, prayers for a speedy recover.
Those sheeps… So damn cute and I can’t have one!
Anyone else not buying Spanx feminist messages? The whole reason the company exists is because of the sexist standard that women must look a certain way to be attractive.
Yeah, I’m not either. I mean, I get wanting to look your best and if shapewear helps you do that, go for it. I’m not above enjoying the visual effect of smoothing out some of my lumps and bumps. But lets not pretend that said shapewear would even exist if people weren’t following the “rules”.