One of my favorite lines in Game of Thrones is “The North Remembers.” It gives me chills just thinking about it, honestly. So I’d like to name this post “The Leg Remembers.” The Leg is sick of Brad Pitt’s shenanigans. The Leg is tired of his drama. The Leg will leave Brad’s precious face bruised and battered! THE LEG REMEMBERS.
So, In Touch Weekly’s cover story this week is all about how Angelina Jolie (The Leg of Doom) is pissed off at Brad because he enjoys naked hot tub parties with pot and sexy ladies. The Leg is not amused. A source told In Touch that Brad “enjoys smoking post, and hot tubs in the nude.” A few weeks before his wedding day last August, he invited some good peeps around for a naked hot tub soak with some grass. He only recently admitted it to Angelina, “casually telling Angelina…as if it was no big deal.” And of course The Leg RAGED.
“Brad casually told Angelina he was naked and shared joints with some friends in the hot tub, as if it was no big deal. Angie couldn’t believe her ears. She still has a lot of wild child in her, but she’s very territorial and jealous when it comes to Brad and other women,” a source In Touch.
“She alerted their staff that she wants full reports on Brad she she’s not around… she’s livid that Brad is smoking marijuana and cigarettes again,” despite the fact that she sneaks “the occasional cigarette, too.”
I guess people want to stop short of saying explicitly that Angelina smacked Brad in the face, thus his noticeable bruise. We’re just supposed to put two and two together, like Brad just told her about naked hot tub-reefer parties and she was so mad and… look at his face, man.
Brad’s stoner ways also cover this week’s issue of The National Enquirer. As with most Enquirer stories, there’s like one kernel of truth surrounded by a lot of crap. The kernel of truth here? That Brad just can’t give up cigarettes or pot. I believe that. I believe he still smokes a J every now and then, or he has a favorite bong in his “art studio” or something. I also believe he never really quit smoking cigs. What I don’t believe? That Angelina is totally upset about it. I don’t think she cares all that much. She smokes an occasional cigarette too, and she likes some wine or some vodka on the rocks (from what I hear). You can read the Enquirer’s story here.
Covers courtesy of The Enquirer, In Touch, photo courtesy of Getty.
Really?!? Me too!
ETA: I need the whole “Angelina is a jealous rage monster” narrative to be over, please. She’s probably the one who organizes the naked hot tub parties.
I was just going to say the same thing.
AJ would put the party together and thoroughly enjoy herself.
After all they’ve been through, do people really think a hot tub party’s going to break them up?
Seriously. If you’ve got a hot tub, flaunt it.
what awesomely laughable covers.
InTouch, never change…
ETA: “the fight to end all fights”…but did he run crying from the room?!
Of course he ran crying from the room! What do you think he was doing when he tripped and fell and busted his face???
BOOM!
probably tripped on one of those blabby gerbils.
The tears were obscuring his vision.
isnt there any better news about them? really dull tbh
If only this was true. I’d love Brad even more! lol
DRUG CRAZED!
NAKED HOT TUBS!
He’s a trainwreck. Someone halp. This is your brain on flip flops, people! Just say no.
Worse than a trainwreck- he’s Ashton Kutcher.
Lmfao, Taterho
taterho I think you deserve a writer’s job there. Your headlines are better.
I would get me a job there, but Mary Jones said I’m not aspose’ta leave the house.
Where do I sign up for these parties? I’ll bring the iHome.
I believe 100% that Brad does this. But I don’t think Angie cares and/or she joins in lol
*high five* I would like to believe this is true! lol
Nah, I think Angelina is a lot more traditional and old fashioned than people think. She wouldn’t be down for that.
He definitely can’t give up cigarettes even high he always says he can quit. I think he can stop for short bursts of time but can never completely break the habit. I doubt it bothers Angelina too much though, just based on what I know of her. Maybe it does a little bit but not in a relationship ending way. And as for the Out of Touch article, I never believe anything they say anymore, plausible or not (unless confirmed by better sources). But I would definitely attend a Brange naked hot tub party.
Yeah, I don’t think he is drug crazed, but I think he likes a nice bottle of wine and a joint every so often. Probably a couple of times a week. My BFFs hubby, who is pushing 40 and has 2 kids, takes a toke or two every day. EVERY DAY! He usually does it after work, in their wood shed or something. It is how he unwinds. I think it is a little weird when people over 25 smoke pot every day, but eh, whatevs.
Of more interest: JUDGE JUDY IS FAKE! What? Nooooooo!
IKR? This entire Enquirer cover has crushed all of my dreams in one fell swoop.
Doom.
Really! I would’ve bet she’d replace Justice Ginsburg. I’d also like to know more about that ‘freaky body parts’ expose’…hmm
With the kind of bodies most celebrities have, and the kind of access and legal immunity big money gives you, who wouldn’t?
As a side note, i saw speculation on another board that his face injury might affect his shooting for his new movie. They have plenty of time since its reportedly not coming out until 2016. The movie has such an amazing cast though. Finn Wittrock, Marisa Tomei, and Melissa Leo (who I think is great) along with Max Greenfield are the latest confirmed additions. I’m so excited to see the whole thing, even though I’ll be waiting awhile.
The movie is your talking about “The Big Short” is filming now. Brad was just in New Orleans with Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling and other cast filming. I think his part might be done filming.
Yeah I know he had been shooting there for a bit, no clue if he’s done with his parts or not. Actually, he very well could be done shooting. He was spotted in LA getting donuts with the twins and having dinner with David Fincher in Santa Monica the last few days.
Pitt seems to have bigger role as a producer than an actor in that movie and done filming. Gosling shot only a couple of days and came back LA. I guess he’ll shoot more in May.
@dame heddy
I would love that-I watch all Plan B movies anyway (with a couple exceptions) regardless of who is acting in them because theyre usually good. And some of my favorite Brad performances have been in supporting parts of bigger ensembles like Snatch and Burn After Reading and Inglorious Basterds
The same author wrote Moneyball I think.
from a publicity PoV I thought that movie was the reason these stories are coming out now. He needs some attention on the production. No one seems to care. Angelina was even on set for a Photo – Op with their kids.
@beep
Really because the movie been getting a lot of coverage there was tons of pictures of the Christian Bale and his bad hair style along wih othet cast member on set weeks before Brad showed up and post on about The Big Short on movie blogs/site.
So this movie that is still filming doesn’t need the publcity and if it did it would be about drama on set the put the focus there.
Ummm… the movie isn’t even out yet and the conspiracies are already starting. It’s a little early, don’t you think?
Really kellybee? I follow brangelina aka Brad and Angelina news and barely heard about this movie.
Paige, publicity starts early. Duh.
You think he fell and injured himself to get publicity for a film due out in 2016?
One of the biggest stars on the planet needs to fall and injure himself to get attention?
Seriously, dude, that’s some serious stuff in your pipe. You need to share. ;D
I would totally believe this story if they included what he snacks on during these hot tub pot parties. My guess is taco bell,pizza hut, and entenmann’s.
I love that In Touch had no idea when the wedding was until a week after the fact when Brad and Angelina announced it, but they know Brad know has pot party in the nude with other women. Lol
if the story doesn’t end with Angelina screaming into the ocean then we know it BS. Most be a slow news week.
LOL! So true. It’s why none of these tabloid stories have dates or places. They know they could so easily get busted when facts or photos later come out that would refute their stories.
And why no names of the other people in the hot tub?
I knew Joel Madden and Nicole Bichie wouldn’t last. She seems so exhausting to me.
I, too, love smoking post.
Smoking post?
Post its?
Post Raisin Bran?
New York Post?
Stop typing you adorable thing you and pass whatever ya got!
ETA Okay I just saw the typo in the article. Sorry.
You’re still adorable though.
*blushes*
no, YOU are…
It sounds so ridiculous, but I kind of remember an article from 10 years ago where Melissa Etheridge was talking about smoking pot in a hot tub with Brad Pitt and a bunch of friends?
I would totally believe that Brad likes having hot tub parties with his friends, but I trust nothing that comes from in touch about the Jolie Pitts so I’m skeptical about this whole business for that alone.
“no hot tub party for you. unless i’m invited,” said the Rage Monster as she executed a half-Hansel, whereby she shoved her long-suffering husband onto a hibachi grill. hurt and angry, he lifted himself up, drew himself up to this okay but not special height, huffed and performed a Triple Gretel Toe Loop which missed her by mere inches thus sparing their long-suffering AGA cooker from much hardship. distraught at his failure he ran outside, crying a million unicorn tears, to seek solitude in his marijuana-covered grotto.
I definitely believe that he cheats on her and she doesn’t know about it.
I’m waiting for the day he gets caught by the paparazzi. 🙂 who knows if she’d divorce him because who wants 3 divorces? LoL plus , she’d probably stay for their kids.
They may have an open marriage, who knows.
But she can play around, too.
I tend to think they have more holding them together than pulling them apart.
That’s what people who don’t want to call him a cheater say- they must have an open relationship. I don’t buy it. I think she’s a lot more traditional when it comes to relationships than people want to believe.
After all her surgeries you think she’s playing around?
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Why so negative all the time?
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I’m usually pretty positive when it comes to celebs I like and respect.
Brad is jut not one of them. Angelina is 🙂
I don’t think he’s cheating. I think he’s pretty old fashioned himself–at least with his romances. Just my opinion. But I also think he would’ve been way busted already in this era of selling stories, cell phone cameras, etc…Especially given his level of fame.
He’s a cheater.
How would you know he cheats on Angelina? It just seems like your dislike for this man is strong based on your comments.
Um, he cheated on his wife with AJ, so one thing we know for sure: he’s not “pretty old fashioned with his romances.”
Nancy no he didn’t.
Agreed, he has never been a cheater. He has a reputation amongst industry peers for being a stand up guy, loyal and sincere. Some so desperately want to believe he cheats. But he is isn’t one.
Beep, you really desperately want to believe that, don’t you? lol
Man… the tabloids and their dopey readers don’t give a tinker’s damn about continuity. For example, there were a couple of years when Brad would get in the soup if he talked to a nanny for too long or sat on the same bed as the nanny or gave the nanny a friendly neck massage. The result- Brad was banished to the couch, despite living in large mansions/estates which, in theory, could have separate bed chambers or even wings.
Now the tabloids want us to believe that, after all of the banishments for pretty innocuous activities, he’s going to casually reveal that he had a hot soak with hot randoms?
Are they fcuking crazy?!!!
How would he have naked hot tub parties with all those kids around?! lol
All I’m picturing now is Will Ferrell’s hot tub sketch from SNL.
I thought about the long ago Eddie Murphy/James Brown Celebrity Hot Tub.
Gettin’ in the hot tub… HOT! HOT!
So dumb. Pot and cigs – Sure. Him being with another woman and AJ flipping out, No! He worships the ground she walks on. I don’t believe for a moment he’d do anything she wouldn’t want him to. And really, who cares about weed? I don’t. Well, I care, but only when I run out! LOL. And for the record, a smack would not cause an injury like that. I don’t how he got that bloody bruise, but it isn’t from Angelina. Someone please shoot In Touch.
There seems to be this commonly accepted idea out there that Brad worships the ground Angelina walks on and does whatever she says to do and Im not saying I have proof to the contrary but can I ask what have people that idea? She is far more ‘gushy’ in interviews about him than he is in interviews about her. And it isn’t like he’s cut back his career in producing or acting since getting together with her (his career has only gotten better if anything). So why do people think he’s a pushover, and subject to her every whim? I think he loves her and all but it seems pretty mutual and balanced to me.
Yep, she worships the ground he walks on (or at least pretends to) and he gets the good guy/daddy image out of it but on the side he cheats on her. That’s how I see it.
He also enjoyed the Brad/Angie/Jennifer triangle because he looked like the guy who had two woman fighting over him for years. It was Great for his image and the dude Bros loved him for it.
Angelina is too naive to see it. She probably shouldn’t have married him. 😉
He may not verbally gush, but all you have to do is look at them on the red carpet or at events to see he is gaga over her. He fell in love with her because she is interesting beyond the acting career. He has amassed a small army of a family with her and supports everything she does. His hand can most often be found on her a$$. He kisses her constantly. They adore each other. I don’t believe he cheats on her. They seem to really respect one-another and are devoted to their family. I don’t think he enjoyed the triangle of doom. He endured it because Jennifer was the victim. He doesn’t speak badly of her, but it’s pretty obvious, he fell out of love with her and totally swooned for AJ. Their chemistry has always been evident. I never said he’s a pushover or subject to her every whim. I said he wouldn’t do anything she didn’t want him to do. How is respecting your spouse’s wishes, being a pushover? I don’t want my husband being an idiot with any woman or even flirting. How does his not doing any of that make him a pushover? It doesn’t. Actually it’s makes him more of a man.
I believe it. I also believe he has to measure what he says a lot more than her because anything he says gets swept back into the triangle of doom.
ange, the triangle of doom is why he has his current career. He aka his Pr team loves it when he’s asked about Anniston- that means more publicity.
Beep, how absurd. He is rarely ever asked about Aniston because he has mentioned her precisely twice in 10 years. So that proves he hates the publicity. But people will be passive-aggressive and want to believe the worst even though they know its bs but its important for them to hold the line.
He gave a statement about how he got the bruise the day after the Autism charity event.
The funny thing is Angeline was out of town when it happened but their still trying to make it seem like she did it.
“Brad “enjoys smoking post…”
is that anything like smoking pole?
I’m sorry, but this whole comment thread is hilarious. Totally wins the internet today.
Beep sounds like she is straight out of female first. I heard the site is now dead
Lol
Nah, aren’t female first fans fully on team Brad and team Angelina is evil?
I admit to being an Angelina fan- or angeloonie as they say 😉 lol
I just think she could do better all by herself. Who wants a cheater – even if it’s the “PERFECT” Brad Pitt?
Who says he’s perfect?
But here’s what I don’t understand @Beep: if you think Brad makes crap movies then don’t see them or support him professionally. Fine. But you would think that as a fan of Angelina, you wouldn’t be actively hoping for her marriage and her family to be broken up by a cheating scandal. How devastating and humiliating for her.
“Nah, aren’t female first fans fully on team Brad and team Angelina is evil?”
NO. They hate them both.
Agreed. Brad is no cheater, never was. We’ve all seen the I am an Angelina fan but btw Brad is a cheater thing approx. 2 thousand times before so we’re not fooled.
LOL!!
LOL! It’s laughable in this day and age these rags continue to make smoking weed sound like the doom of all doom. Meanwhile the writers sit in the back room toking on a joint while they write the story.
oh no! Hot tubs! Pot! What a degenerate!
I am waiting for the article with Kim’s ripped sweatshirt top.OMG.
Did she really wear that in public?
Got to be the most ridiculous unflattering outfit yet. Tight white jeans, ripped to shreds shirt which probably cost more than Brad’s hot tub.
Why would Angie under go all that preemptive cancer surgery and still smoke cigs???
Uh, because it isn’t true? She doesn’t smoke. I’m not a smoker, even if I grab my mans cig during a heated balcony discussion during my film promo about my emails being hacked.
But even if I smoked a cig 3x a year, having a genetic predisposition in the way of brca1 for breast and ovarian cancer isn’t the same as getting lung cancer.