Kylie Jenner comes out as a chemtrail conspiracy theorist, wants to do a TED Talk

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Kylie Jennera and Tyga hung out in Monaco for Memorial Day weekend. I guess the Kardashian family is done rethinking this relationship for now. Kylie’s also been flashing a gold band around lately, so people are drawing conclusions. That’s exactly what Kylie Kris Jenner wants us to do. We’re supposed to wonder if Kylie and Tyga ran off and eloped, which would never happen in a family where weddings must be televised.

All this girl has ever known is a life of superficiality. Kylie grew up watching her sisters stare into the mirror, so I don’t like to give her a hard time for excessive grooming (though I’ll judge the two-hour showers). Her family has never valued education, despite what Tyga’s grandma thinks. Officially, Kylie is homeschooled. But you know Kris Jenner doesn’t enforce a study plan. Nor are critical thinking skills valued in this family. Now Kylie has revealed herself as a chemtrail conspiracy theorist with this strange tweet:

Kylie isn’t alone. NY Mag’s Intelligencer blog calls out several other celebrities who believe airplane condensation trails are made of poisonous chemicals. I wonder if Kylie learned about this theory from her buddy, Jaden Smith, who has a history of spacey ideas.

One of Kylie’s followers suggested that she perform a TED Talk on chemtrails. I think this was a serious statement. Kylie certainly took it seriously. Oh brother.

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  1. lem says:

    “Ctrails to me are the easiest of all the things going on in the world for my followers to understand” 0.o

    • Tifygodess says:

      Yeah thank you. I side eyed the hell out of that.Is she -of all damn people- really calling her followers stupid? Pot meet kettle Kylie. This family I swear, the egos are insane. I would love to see Kylie do a TED talk , but not for the reasons Miss Kylie thinks. It would be an hour of “soooo,ummmm,and like” just over and over.

      • mememe says:

        Anyone who follows her IS an idiot, to be fair.

      • QQ says:

        A TED talk On What?? Only Ted Talks This dummy can give are on:

        Being Raised by Wolves?

        Succeeding without Formal Education?

        Aggressive Contouring?

        Professional Deflection Maneuvers?

        Teenage Plastic Surgery?

        Bad Fashion?

        How To Get Early Onset Old Lady Looks?

        Taking your man?

        Dealing with Someone’s Child when you are a Child yourself?

        Early Pole Dancing and Its Consequences?

        How to Drop out of Homeschool (aka Just don’t come downstairs?)

      • snowflake says:

        @QQ
        How to Drop out of Homeschool (aka Just don’t come downstairs?)

        hahhahahaha!!!!

      • TeaAndSympathy says:

        QQ, I laughed so much at your comment, and I really, really needed a chortle today, so thank you! (Whoops…need to change my knickers…)

      • QQ says:

        Ugh Im Sorry ya’ll but these Kardassholes make my blood Boil! it’s absolutely ridiculous that these twits feel in any capacity to lecture anyone about Anything that isn’t Makeup/deflection/monetizing your every orifice and exhalation and picking terrible men and terrible names for your offsprings

      • Tifygodess says:

        @QQ I love it. You win the Internet today lol

      • Livealot says:

        @qq. Lmao at aggressive contouring, take your man, and homeschool (aka don’t come downstairs).

      • littlestar says:

        You win QQ, you win!!! Hahaha how to drop out of homeschool…… Awesome 😀

    • Kitten says:

      Right?? LOL…she thinks so highly of her fanbase…

    • Liberty says:

      all…..my……followers……

      “of all the things going on in the world….”

      Well, I am afraid Mr. Clooney missed out on the perfect caring future inspiring-to-the-masses FLOTUS after all. She knows ALL THE THINGS. Work on that, momager®.

    • LeManda says:

      So..she, her family and friends are going to stop flying now? Because she does realize she took a plane to get to Europe, right?! Most probably a private plane.

    • Katie says:

      I don’t even know what that means! Is there any depth this family’s stupidity won’t plumb?

  2. NewWester says:

    Kylie is looking so much like Kim now.

    • MelissaManifesto says:

      Same hair color, same hair style, same extreme racoon makeup, same extreme contouring, same style, and soon same body shape. It’s rather creepy to see in my opinion.

      • HH says:

        I caught a few minutes of their show the other day and boy… those lips. They look absolutely horrifying when in motion. Tyga must like his women with crazy plastic surgery because black Chyna also looks…”interesting”.

    • Chibichchai says:

      Did she do something to her eyes? They look farther apart.

      She does look like Kim but when she started with the Kat face. It’s a shame. Kylie is wasting all that money and she will not get close to the look of Kim when she was stunning.

      • burnsie says:

        Maybe narrowed the bridge of her nose?

        I’m still convinced she blew up her lips so much to take the focus off all the other major plastic surgery she had. No one ever talks about her blatant nose job

      • Michelle says:

        Agreed. She definitely had a nose job. She has also gotten a brand new ass which she can’t seem to bring herself to stop showing off in all of her pictures. No one ever seems to mention the fact that her butt came out of nowhere a few months ago, randomly about 10xs the size it previously was and it seems to still be growing. She thinks she’s smart; she posts pictures and writes captions about how she’s gained weight in attempt to explain the new increase in her butt and thighs, while everything else remains the exact same size.

      • jay says:

        The Momager will tell you guys who dare to criticize the Kardasians that you all have no life, jealous & not loved. there you go….She’s laughing all the way to the bank😁❕💤💤💤

    • Mare says:

      I’m pretty sure that that’s the look she’s been going for. She’s Kims mini-me.

  3. Lilacflowers says:

    She was driving to work? She works? And what parent in his or her right mind allows a 17 year old girl to leave the country alone with an adult male?

    • Denisemich says:

      She is all but an emancipated minor. They have no control over her. It is very obvious that she only listens to her sisters.

      17 and 18 year olds attend college and many travel all over the world.

      • Lilacflowers says:

        There are steps to becoming an emancipated minor and simply ignoring non-existent parental guidance while living off the parent’s money isn’t one of them.

        I traveled to Europe when I was 13 but it wasn’t to hang out with an adult boyfriend. Most teens who travel do so in a more structured, supervised environment. She isn’t attending college. She’s hooking up with a guy who is considerably older than she is.

      • swack says:

        Attending college is one thing, flying all over the world without any type of guidance is another.

      • denisemich says:

        I am just tired of the drama about the age difference. She is lost and he is a immature. Socialites travelling the world and screwing around with older guys isn’t new. This is a lot less scandalous than the affairs of Gloria Vanderbilt and such….

        We don’t know if Kris and Bruce really approve. With all their family drama distancing themselves from her by being negative about this relationship would be the worst parenting.

        I don’t approve of inappropriate relationships but I live in one of many American states where 17 is the age of consent.

      • snarky mcsnark says:

        @Swack She hasn’t had any guidance in years!

      • Leen says:

        I hate to defend Kylie, but this isn’t anything strange especially in the socialite world. Yes it’s sad but with all the family drama going on, I wouldn’t be surprised if her parents were trying to be careful not to alienate her.
        But then again, I left my parents’ house and the country actually to go to Europe when I was 17. So, I dunno.

      • Bob Loblaw says:

        She’s not a socialite, she’s a social parasite, and her “boyfriend” ditched a wife a child. I don’t care what goes on in high society, it has nothing to do with the Jenner-Kardashians, allowing a teenage twit to run around with this overgrown child is a crime any parent would want to stop, regardless of social standing. The only reason her parents could care less is they are far too self involved to care about anyone or anything other than themselves.

    • Brittney B says:

      She didn’t write the text on that graphic. It’s a viral pic that gets circulated every few months by gullible people who don’t even attempt to find scientific evidence…

  4. sauvage says:

    Um… no. Just: no.

  5. teatimeiscoming says:

    …and I want a million dollars. You cant always get what you want.

  6. Bishg says:

    “Responcible??”

    this is what happens when you give up a basic education in exchange for …..[fill the blank here, I still don’t know what to do with this girl].

    • swack says:

      In her defense (gag), she probably just posted someone else’s work. I highly doubt she took that picture. But still she should read what she posts before posting it so she doesn’t look like she has no education. A little bit of the “do as I say, not as I do” since she flies everywhere. Also, her family takes private planes all the time. Hypocritical. Not only that, she drives HUGE SUV’s which do damage to the ozone layer AND what does she think all these emissions from the race cars she is watching do to the environment?

      • TeaAndSympathy says:

        Swack, yes! I came to say exactly all of this! You stated it more eloquently than I could have, though.

      • Brittney B says:

        Yeahhhh… that’s a great point. Condensation that’s VERY easy to look up and find out is harmless, vs. Formula One cars and private planes and luxury SUVs?

        One is destroying the planet, and I’ll give you a hint, Kylie… according to science and common sense, it isn’t the water vapor in the sky.

      • Ange says:

        Chem trail nuts don’t think in terms of them being an environmental risk though, they genuinely believe that the gubmint is putting actual chemicals in planes for them to spray on us as some form of mind control. Some of them link it to autism or believe they’re spraying us with vaccines. So this isn’t even garden variety nut bar environmentalist talk – it’s full tin foil hat territory.

  7. Lennox says:

    ‘Whos is responcible?’
    I ask myself this every day.

    • Belle Epoch says:

      Ha! I, too, worry about the Honey Bee’s [sic] and our childrens future [sic].

      This family is completely illiterate. They are also delusional to think “TED talk” and “Kylie” should appear in the same sentence. This just shows that they live in their own little echo chamber which has nothing to do with reality.

      Chen trails are puzzling to me, but the idea of turning to Kylie for information is unintentionally hilarious.

    • Loulou says:

      I can’t wait for the TED Talk. Please tell us, Kylie!!

  8. MelissaManifesto says:

    Ten years from now, I have a feeling that Kylie will be the one writing (or have ghost-written) a book about her childhood mistakes, how bad growing up Jenner/Kardashians affected her, drug use, self-esteem/body confidence tips, she’ll throw in her relationship with Tyga and add some love advice. We’ll have talk shows, comeback reality premieres, books, a sit-down with Oprah or whoever will be relevant at that time, and maybe even a TEDtalk.

    • NewWester says:

      You are probably right

    • Lilacflowers says:

      She’s basically the LaToya Jackson of the Kardashians?

      • Ankhel says:

        Bingo. Well, except for implicating that the rest of the K lot has actual talent. They are all LaToyas.

    • Bess says:

      If Kylie manages to turn herself around, it will be a miracle. I just hope it doesn’t take a surprise pregnancy for it to happen.

    • Kitten says:

      How will she have time for that with her busy filming schedule? Pornos don’t just make themselves, you know.

  9. Aussie girl says:

    Lol, she would probably leave a chemtrail behind in a swimming pool from all her hair and face products.

  10. Elisabeth says:

    because when we the people want real answers, everyone’s mind always turns to Kylie Jenner to explain life’s mysteries

    lmao

  11. Patricia says:

    Ugh that conspiracy theory picture.

    If a person can not even properly make the word “bee” plural then I have to doubt whether they can draw some deep conclusions about condensation coming off of planes.

    How truly dumb.

  12. Yeses says:

    Ha Ha Ha!! Oh honey, no….just no!!
    The chemicals you injected in your lips are going to your brain apparently.

  13. Lucy2 says:

    Lol. The sheer amount of products this family puts on themselves every day is astounding. She should be a little more concerned about what’s going on her skin (or injected into it) than airplanes.
    But I think I’d pay money to see any of them try to get through a TED talk. The struggle would be epic.

    • lucy2 says:

      The LoL is for Aussie Girl’s comment. Don’t know why it didn’t reply correctly.

  14. Talie says:

    A TED Talk?? She can barely string together a sentence with using “like” five times.

  15. Cara says:

    anyone remember the unintentionally hilarious 90s movie where Kathy Ireland played a physicist trying to save the world from total destruction?
    I smell a remake starring Kylie 😁

  16. SleepyJane says:

    For the record, @robfee is a comedian. I doubt he follows Kylie. If he does, it’s just to post jokes at her expense. While I could be wrong, I doubt he’s going to cough up 25k for a Ted Talk. I wish he would though 🙂

    • grabbyhands says:

      Right? I was beginning to be afraid that that people actually thought he was serious.

    • Wonderbunny says:

      I don’t know who he is, but I already like his way of thinking. Great eye for cringeworthy material.

    • Mich says:

      That is hysterical! The snark clearly went over her vain little head.

    • Pinacolada says:

      Thank you!!!! I love rob mcfee and was nervously scrolling and hoping that someone defended him. It was a series of jokes. I follow his Twitter. He is NOT a fan

  17. grabbyhands says:

    I love that she’s even too dumb to understand that he was joking.

    Yes, Kylie-I’m sure he really is willing to pay $25K to hear your “thoughts” on chemtrails. But hey, I’m sure even if he doesn’t come through, there are untold numbers of Kardashian zombies with more money than sense that would gladly pay to hear you talk. Too bad TED talks aren’t for vapid 17 year olds.

  18. Ms. D says:

    She doesn’t have a degree in chemistry or engineering but fancies herself an expert on the exhaust of airplanes and jets. Makes total sense. (smirks) Note to Kylie, instagram posts and google searches do not equal extensive research studies or make you a field expert! And yet someday some media outlet is going to declare this girl an influencer (shudders). Ugh.

    • Michelle says:

      @Ms. D – That’s because she doesn’t know that chemistry or engineering have anything to do with it. I think we would all be surprised to find out just how dumb these women all are because I believe it would surpass all of our expectations.

      This is my biggest gripe with this family–they love to tout themselves as these strong, smart women but they’re neither. They’re the antithesis of strong, smart women. They base their lives around being sexually appealing, and they place the highest value on attracting men and their appearances. The money that they make is off of their mostly young fanbase who buys everything they can get their hands on because sadly, they want to live and look exactly like their Kardashian heroes. To a young impressionable girl, it is easy to be swayed into thinking that looks are paramount and this is why the Kardashians appeal to them. Kim’s fans generally have nothing more to say than, “you’re gorgeous! you’re perfect!” There is nothing savvy or admirable about that. They’re uneducated, they’ve accomplished nothing except fame and fortune and the majority of it has been on the backs of impressionable teenage girls.

      • Bess says:

        Correct. These aren’t the strong, self-made women young girls should be admiring.

        Also, Tyga has the face of a cartoon character. Why would any woman find him attractive?

      • Tifygodess says:

        @michelle – well said!

      • sigghh says:

        I think much of what’s wrong can be found in comments like these and within this comment section all together. I don’t understand people’s reaction to the Kardashian women. ..they are rich, not overly concerned with education and enjoy plastic surgery….so what?

        I would like to give some credence to this idea that they are somehow hurting young girls by….being pretty and vapid? But that doesn’t sit well with me.

        I don’t like this idea that the only “strong smart women” are the covered up and book reading ones … or the astrophysicist lol its very limiting to our gender, I think. There can be brilliant sex workers and stay at home mom’s or whatever…

        It seems, even among other women, once a woman displays any openly sexualized traits she becomes fair game. …now anything about these women can be attacked down to their value as humans and value to our society. …I just don’t see why? Why can’t they just be …women. ..why aren’t they worthy of our respect or to be seen as smart? Because they have lip injections or use the word “like” frequently????

        Collectively….the Kardashians run one of the most prominent businesses in this country right now. I think it’s time for women to stop telling women how they need to be or behave to get respect and just start respecting each other.

      • Michelle says:

        @sigghh – We all have our own ideas of what makes qualities and accomplishments admirable. I respect your opinion, but I don’t share it and I think it might be safe to say that the majority of people on this website don’t either in terms of the Kardashian family, and I think that’s OK.

        If you find nothing wrong with the Kardashians, that is your prerogative. I’m no prude, and I don’t appreciate that your comment came completely out of left field and insinuated that I or anyone else have a problem with these women because they aren’t “the covered up and book reading ones.”

        Yes, the Kardashian “brand” is one of the biggest businesses in this country right now. McDonald’s also runs one of the most prominent businesses in this country right now, and I don’t respect them either. Just as you’re entitled to like and dislike whom and whatever you want, so are the rest of us.

        You know what I do when I’m on this site or any other and I see a comment I disagree with? I quietly move along. Perhaps you shouldn’t think so highly of your own opinion that you find it necessary to tell others what they should and should not respect.

      • Bob Loblaw says:

        I disagree, sigghh, there is nothing good for women in the Kardashian side show. These women exploit their appearance, use and abuse others for their show’s ratings and all obviously suffer from crippling insecurity. You may admire their ability to shake their moneymakers, I remind you that money and love of money are shallow and empty pursuits. These women are sad creatures and no amount of “sisterhood” redeems their grifting.

  19. Insomniac says:

    Oh dear God. At least Kim doesn’t fancy herself some great thinker.

  20. burnsie says:

    I can’t get over how Tyga always makes that fart-sniffing face in pictures and looks confused as if he doesn’t even know what a cell phone is

  21. Jw says:

    I hope she shares her thoughts on vaccines soon with her followers….

    • RobN says:

      I wish you hadn’t said that. Now I feel like I’m just waiting for the next shoe to drop.

  22. Sam says:

    She probably thinks a chemtrail is the destruction left behind from paps chasing her sister and Kanye. No worries people, she’ll figure it out soon enough. (maybe)

  23. Thora says:

    Frighteningly stupid and ignorant!!!!!! Do homeschoolers not have state mandated standards to achieve to ensure that they’re getting a reasonable education? If not, how on earth are parents allowed to get away with depriving their children of an education?

    Everybody’s focused on her older boyfriend. She can always dump him. The damage done by plastic surgery is much worse, it’s permanently disfiguring and it’s dangerous every time she undergoes another unnecessary surgery. I can’t believe that it’s legal to operate on and disfigure minors for without medical need!!!

    • Algernon says:

      There are a lot of crazy exemptions for homeschooling geared toward ultra-religious people whose idea of education isn’t compatible with everyone else’s. Given that Kris Jenner founded a “church” to avoid paying taxes, I wouldn’t be surprised to find that she’s using those exemptions to get out of ensuring her kids are passing the homeschooling standards.

    • swack says:

      She dropped out of homeschooling months ago – if there was ever any going on. Same with Kendall. Not sure she completed it or not.

  24. minx says:

    This is why children need an education.

  25. LAK says:

    Hahahahahaha

    Best joke ever.

  26. Amy says:

    The irony of a girl being comfortable pumping various other chemicals into her and her sisters bodies to achieve a caricature of beauty but being scared of condensed water isn’t lost on me. This is why I don’t find Jaden Smith adorable. Lack of education breeds ignorance and ignorance + money has been ruining our society for a long time.

    As for the guy offering $25,000 he’s mocking her and tbh if there was a lot going around I’d chip in for her to get on stage and give a talk about these oh so dangerous c-trails. Then right after Kim Kardashian can give one on hard work and Khloe can give one on healthy romantic relationships.

    • Ennie says:

      that whole family could give talks about the after effects of plastic surgery and filling chemicals in their bodies.

    • Michelle says:

      @Amy – +1 and there is NOTHING cute about Jaden Smith. Good point about all the plastic and chemicals inside her body, but I guess as long as she doesn’t admit they’re there, she can pretend they’re naturally her parts.

      As a side note – I noticed the fact that her butt gets bigger by the minute gets no attention from most of these sites. Is it because of her age? Or is no one really noticing? There are plethoras of comparison pics out there, and even though teen girls do randomly develop curves, they don’t go from completely flat butts to a much bigger butt in the matter of a week or two.

  27. Kyle is the intellectual of the family.

  28. Betsy says:

    I’m confused: does she not know that they’re largely condensation? And that, yes, airplanes are terrible carbon producers – as is the Kardashian lifestyle in general. Solution: work at having a smaller footprint. Fly less. Buy less. Drive less. Good god.

    • Michelle says:

      @Betsy – Yeah, it’s hilarious that a girl who just posted pictures of herself, her sister and her mom on a private jet is now posting pictures feigning concern for carbon production of airplanes. Why would be surprised though? She used to date Jaden Smith. We can’t expect her to be any smarter than he is.

    • FingerBinger says:

      Do you really think she knows what condensation is? I’d give her a dollar if she could spell it.

    • floridaseaturtle says:

      I agree that she probably knows nothing about condensation, or how to spell it for that matter. However there is a difference between ‘contrails’ and ‘chemtrails’ (you may very well be aware, couldn’t tell for sure from your statement). Contrails dissipate quickly whereas chemtrails spread, and soon look thin, flat clouds themselves. The chemtrails are the ones that are often applied in a grid pattern. The subject of chemtrails is so far over her head (lol, pun), but at least she noticed, I guess.

      • sally says:

        No. There is no such thing as “chemtrails.” Contrails do not always dissipate quickly, and can flatten – it all depends on the humidity and wind speed at that altitude. This chemtrail stuff has got to stop. Garbage “science” at its worst.

  29. JJ says:

    so she worries about chemtrails(allegedly) but doesn’t think twice about 2 hour long showers in a severely drought area….riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight…………

  30. Crumpet says:

    This does seem to the anti-science ‘woo’ theory generation. It doesn’t help that celebrities like Gwyneth Paltrow shills cleanses and calls a sheister like Tracy Anderson a scientist.

    • Algernon says:

      Actually the baseline knowledge for Millennials is extremely high, and it’s the least religious and most scientifically inclined generation in history, until it is surpassed by whatever the next generation is called. The internet/digital revolution has brought huge quantities of information to people, and studies are beginning to show the Flynn Effect is in hyperdrive and that critical thinking is displaying much earlier and more comprehensively than ever before.

      The problem is that we keep giving microphones to morons like the Kardashians and Duggars. Personally I think it’s because this is our version of the freak show. We can’t explain why morons are so moronic, so we continue to be fascinated by them.

      • Bob Loblaw says:

        From what source? I ask because I understand statistics and generalizations and I also know there are a lot of ill informed young people in this country. The Internet has created access to knowledge but it has also disseminated a lot of misinformation. I don’t buy this generalization that they’re science minded because they reject religion, that is a spurious correlation by any measure. The anti-education, anti-intellectual movement is having consequences for our society and people need to stop pretending otherwise.

  31. Ennie says:

    Her face has three different colors of makeup… so much for a fresh faced 17 year old…

    • Michelle says:

      @Ennie – Totally agree. She was so much more attractive before all the war paint and the overstuffed lips. It’s too bad that she has zero self esteem.

  32. ed says:

    Anyone else stressed at the typo? UGHHH

  33. Michelle says:

    I find this hilarious! Kylie really thinks she’s smart. To some degree, most kids her age are insufferable know it alls who are a lot dumber than they think they are. She also posted a tweet in response to the person who sarcastically said they wanted her to give a TEDtalk along the lines of how people think she’s stupid but she’s actually really smart. The delusion is so strong with this one.

    I watch the show, and I’m always surprised at how monotone and lacking this kid’s personality is. Maybe she is just uncomfortable in front of cameras (doubtful), but she doesn’t speak very much and now I think this is a good thing, because she clearly is as dumb as society thinks she is.

    And I’m sorry–but I still find her to be incredibly homely. On the show, when she talks, her lips do this bizarre indent thing that is very noticeable because her injections are bigger than her tiny lips can handle. She is also sometimes shown on the show without makeup on, and she unfortunately isn’t an attractive girl and the lips make it so much worse. She was a lot less attractive than her sisters (and still is), but at least before she looked fresh-faced and young. There is a meme floating around on the Internet comparing her face to Big Ang and I was shocked at how similar they are…LOL.

  34. The Original Mia says:

    The stupid burns so so bright.

    • Lola says:

      He, he … I am so, stealing that comment – for other things … we have a saying…. there is nothing worst than a moron with initiative….

  35. Lola says:

    TED Talks include a variety of things, I love the one about body language, I think the speaker’s name is Amy Cuddy.
    Now, I just don’t think that she could have anything true to say, people with by far a better background can do better. Plus, it would not be about the sharing of information and the growing form that sharing, but about her, as she pointed out it will be the easiest for MY followers to understand. WTH!?!

  36. Kym says:

    I just can’t take this family anymore. I can’t do it. I can’t be the only person that feels nauseous every single time I see one of them.
    We need to start a gofund or we could just add a voluntary tax. Just add a little box to the Federal tax returns. If everyone in this country just donated $5 of their tax return and write them a big fat check with the stipulation that they have to move to an island far far away somewhere.
    I know that fame-whore of a mother wouldn’t be happy with just money and no adoration. I guess we could just hire a mock camera crew to follow them around. I honestly don’t think it would take much to fool any of them. The male celebrities caught breaking the law would be flown to the island and forced to have relations with Kris for a week as punishment.
    We can’t have anymore girls growing up and believing that this is not only normal, but something to strive to be like.

    • Mare says:

      Kanye wants to move because he feels America is racist against him. I don’t think Kim will allow it because she’ll fade into obscurity. An island in the path of hurricanes would be a lovely place for them. They could have their own kingdom where Kanye could actually be Athens King he thinks he is.

  37. Isabell says:

    I love entertaining conspiracy theories but know its false at the end. Conspiracy theories like this are the result of people not knowing their science, & yes I’m going to put Kylie on the dumb science list.

  38. Lesley says:

    That post seems well thought out and expertly researched with impeccable grammar. Honey “bee’s”? “Childrens”? “Whos”? Seems legit. Everyone knows the best way to get scientific information is through Instagram.
    Side note: someone upthread mentioned Tyga’s fart face in pictures and I straight up laughed.

  39. Dotty says:

    Oh, you poor, stupid, vapid, uneducated little girl. A science class (or any school, really, away from that horrible family) would have done you good.

  40. belle de jour says:

    Perhaps she meant a TED Cruz talk?

    • LadyL says:

      Princeton undergrad, Harvard Law- that Ted Cruz? – Love to see your CV.

      • belle de jour says:

        Yes, *that* Ted Cruz. The idiot. The educated moron.

        As far as my own uni creeds go – because, of course, one shouldn’t be able to make an anonymous wise-ass comment regarding a not-so-wise ass public figure on a gossip board without them – do two Ivies + an Oxie degree work for you?

        Oh, I DO hope so. Am on tenterhooks here; hadn’t quite reckoned commenting without posting a full CV first was such a bold and dubious business.

      • Bob Loblaw says:

        As if no dumbasses ever graduated from the Ivy League.

  41. Kym says:

    ***ahhhh, but to dream…***

    In all seriousness, I can’t believe I’d get to a place where I am grateful for growing up during the time that I did. When I was a teenager, the Grateful Dead were making a comeback and with grunge rock the poorer you looked the better…great for me because we were poor!
    I did live in a very snotty historic town where you were nothing unless your family got there via Mayflower. Yes, we were intrigued by rock stars and movie stars but we had our very own small town hierarchy. I feel bad that a lot of these kids are growing up being spoon-fed Hollywood standards. It must be horrible to try to live-up to these plastic inflatable F* dolls. Girls have enough pressure without that.

  42. Kym says:

    That kid looks like he is in the process of pooping his pants …lucky gal!

  43. Iheartgossip says:

    so says the most uneducated teenage roaming California. And OH THE IRONY considering she and her family of horah’s all chock FULL of chemicals.

  44. Carole says:

    Unfortunately, chem trails are very real and frightening. If it takes a silly celebrity to bring attention to something that damages all of us…..if only a tiny percentage of her millions of followers look up into the sky and wonder why the white stream takes hours to dissipate and makes the blue sky hazy…and they point it out to a few, at least more will be aware. I did time lapse photos of a Chem trail last year, just out of curiosity… it slowly spread and took and hour and a half to completely finish spreading.
    Evil prevails when good people do nothing. she is using her celebrity to help..at least she is doing something..I admire anyone who speaks up knowing they might draw ridicule..I would wear ridicule as a badge of honor.

    • Wheeze says:

      I’m a sane person as well and I’ve watched enough interviews of equally sane residents living in targeted areas to know chemtrails are a reality. They had credible scientists do testing on the soil and the weird spidery web stuff that fell out of the sky too.

    • Azurea says:

      Thanks, Carole, for pointing this out. There is abundant evidence proving the existence of chemtrails. It is easy to tell the difference between a contrail and a chemtrail. You can watch the sky on most days and see planes leaving one or the other, under the same atmospheric
      conditions. Contrails disappear very quickly. Chemtrails do not.

      • Carole says:

        Exactly. I was STUNNED when I took the time to still photograph a trail every 10 minutes for nearly two hours.
        Whomever is officially behind this, is spraying barium and aluminum and these minuscule droplets are going not only into the land and water but into our lungs..
        So sad what mankind is doing and even more tragic that the media ignores what is obvious and in their face.
        One day, if the truth ever comes out about SO much of what is happening in this world..things might change, but many truths have come out before, only to be buried while the robotic public goes on with daily lives.
        Great spirits have ALWAYS encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
        Einstein

      • Wheeze says:

        It’s the military industrial complex going by the mandate of “need to experiment” with geoengineering solutions. I saw some documentary about this all-organic family on a remote island in Hawaii that had been exposed to chemtrails. The daughter had very high heavy metal contamination and their coconut trees – growing in a supposedly pristine, chem-free environment – were peeling like mandarins. Youtube it. It’s all on the net.

    • Bob Loblaw says:

      You are entitled to your opinion. I have a science education, I don’t worry about contrails.

  45. Dr.Funkenstein says:

    Come now, Kylie. Everyone knows those are caused by Santa’s test flights. He regularly trots out new reindeer to try. I mean, who doesn’t know that? It’s fourth grade stuff. Oh — sorry, you might have missed that during a lipo session or something. Anyway, he has to do it to keep the elves from sticking him with a bunch of duds on the big night. If they do, he can’t make it all the way around the world. If not for these tests, he would not have made it safely to your home to gift you all with your prosthetic accessories. Look it up, dear.

  46. LadyL says:

    I’ve tried to watch some of those TED talks. She’s ready.

  47. Giddy says:

    I trust Kylie for scientific theory relating to contrails about as much as I trust Jenny McCarthy for medical research on vaccines, which is not at all. But I expect no more from one who was home-schooled by Kris Jenner, allowed to quit school by 17, and is only expected to look good, pose hard, and bring in more money.

  48. jujoki says:

    you would need a chisel to get rid of that makeup. gosh, girl.

  49. Norman Garza says:

    Maybe she can talk to TED Talks about teen elective surgery, how to stay in the tabloids every week and while on the subject of chemtrails why not talk about the “impending collapse” of the US economy and government, investing in gold coins, and building underground bunkers and of that matter how about truther and birther discussions for kids and why they should listen to Glenn Beck.

    It’s one thing, a good thing to question government, media, academic, political, and clerical figures but to abide by by fringe and thoroughly unsubstantiated theories is denial of ones own reality.