Kylie Jenner’s prep time: ‘2 1/2 hours for full makeup, curling hair, whatever.’

Kylie Jenner

Kylie Jenner and her sister Kendall are on nearly every magazine cover this month. It sure feels that way. Kylie takes the Teen Vogue May honors with another “makeup” transformation. In part of the editorial, Kylie sports the dreadlocks that I talked about when covering the Zendaya dread story after the Oscars. Kylie’s dreads were seen as “edgy” by the media.

Kylie Jenner

In the interview, Kylie discusses the importance of family. She’s only 17 but knows she wants tons of children (perhaps to repeat Kardashian history). Teen Vogue’s editor-in-chief Amy Astley writes that “baby sister is clever and in control.” We’ll see. I don’t think any 17-year-old can be in control, especially when she’s dating a 25-year-old guy. Does Kylie think she’s in control? Sure. All teens feel like they know best.

The most interesting part of this interview is about Kylie’s exhaustive hair and makeup routine. Beyond the 40-minute lips and 2-hour showers, Kylie says it takes at least 2 hours to prepare herself for leaving the house. Teenagers spend a lot of time staring into the mirror, but this is beyond normal, right? Some excerpts:

She wants to be a mom: “Having sisters is the best. I have a different relationship with each of them. I go to Kim for fashion advice, Khloe is always boy and family advice, and Kourtney is like another mother to me. It’s so fun being an aunt. When I look to the far future and decide to have kids, I need to have a million girls. Ten years from now–in 2025–I hope I have a kid.”

Her prep time: “I never really wear makeup unless I need to, because when I do my makeup I like to really do my makeup. So I’m never going to spend just 20 minutes, you know? A good night out is, like, two and a half hours for full makeup, curling hair, whatever. I love false lashes — individuals, strips, extensions. … [but ] I’ve realized people really like my no-makeup selfies.”

On her new $2.5 million home: “I’m moving out when I turn 18. I’m ready to live on my own. It’s a really big step, but I’m ready. I wanted a house near my family in a quiet neighborhood with a front yard and a backyard that my dog will like. Also, I have so many shoes, and none of them fit in my old closet.”

She reads comments: “Today I posted my Instagram picture three different times. I kept deleting it and re-posting it because I kept looking at the comments and they were bad comments. And I was like, ‘Ahhh!’ and I kept re-posting it. The people who take the time to write these comments are so mean and hateful, like they just want to come at you and hurt you. You can read 1,000 nice comments but remember the mean one. I think you should only really listen to what your family and your close friends say. I try to let it go in one ear and out the other and just stay positive.”

[From Teen Vogue]

Kylie also reveals how she wants to go blonde (like big sister Kim did?) this summer. So get ready for that one. I chuckle at Kylie’s mention of “no-makeup selfies.” Anytime a Kardashian-Jenner claims to have a bare face, they’re always lying. Maybe they think foundation, contouring, and nude lips don’t count as real makeup. With all the time Kylie spends getting ready, I’m amazed that she has time for anything else. But she’s been busy. She went shopping in a tiny dress. She showed off some blue contacts “for fun” on Instagram. She also went grocery shopping with Tyga.

For fun

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Tyga

Photos courtesy of Giampaolo Sgura/Teen Vogue, Fame/Flynet & Kylie Jenner on Instagram

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  1. NewWester says:

    Notice how she does not mention her mother or brothers at all? Kim for fashion advice? Kylie you might want to rethink that

    • Pandy says:

      Yeah, Kim for fashion advice and Khloe for boy advice. One of the tackiest fashionistas out there and one with a dismal track record with men with addiction and faithfulness issues. Oh yeah, and the baby-machine sister for chicken soup ha ha.

  2. LadyMTL says:

    Two and a half hours?? How unhappy do you have to be with your looks to spend that long on hair and makeup? My mind is boggled.

    • Brunswickstoval says:

      She looks like an inflatable doll. And not just because of her lips. Her whole look ends up looking like a giant blow up doll. As a mother of a nearly 10 yo girl I find it really depressing that this is considered a positive by so many young girls.

      • satty says:

        exactly … what kind of message is this sending to the readers of teen vogue? that if YOU spend two and a half hours in front of the mirror, you can have a million instagram followers too!?!

        all of these girls are seeking validation in the wrong places, and for the wrong things. maybe we should start encouraging girls to spend that time doing something that’s not completely self-serving and narcissistic …. just an idea.

      • Anne tommy says:

        I was just about to say the same Brunswickstoval. She looks so much older than 17. Nothing girlish about her. But then why bother with that when there’s so much more money to be made in looking like a 30 year old wax work.

    • Mrs. Wellen Melon says:

      Yet another Kardashian fib to get us talking about a little girl with no accomplishments or apparent talent.

      I call b.s.

      • ozmom says:

        Like you said, she’s a little girl. Just how many accomplishments is she supposed to have?

    • Franca says:

      She seems to have really low self esteem, which isn’t surprising cosidering she is the least marketable sister and that’s all that counts for mummy who cares only about Kim and Kendall at this point. Dad has his own problems, who takes care of her? Despite the fact that she looks so grown up, she’s only 17. And the relationship with Tyga and baby talk, it seems to me that she really wants a family.
      And she’s been hearing nasty comments about the way she looks since she was, what, 8? It’s hardly a surprise that she wanted to change the way she looks.
      I can’t help but feel sorry for the girl.

      She looks stunning on the cover, plastic surgery or not. Her eyes are beautiful.

      • Amanda says:

        Good lord she’s 17 and wants a family? Then again, she never did have much of a family growing up.

      • Just Me says:

        Agreed, Franca. She’s 17. She’s still a kid. I can’t believe all these comments ripping apart her looks & her intellect.

    • Anna says:

      If I had the time to do a lot of the makeup she does I could probably stretch my getting ready time out to 2 and a half hours. Maybe.. As it is right now if I’m not in a rush I can spend 30-45 minutes on my makeup doing a more “complete” look (primer, foundation, concealer, powder, eyeliner, eyeshadow, eyebrows and mascara) but that doesn’t mean that I’m unhappy with my looks. And even if people were and makeup made them feel better then who cares and it’s not really their business anyway especially if they’re only going to knock them down for wearing makeup to hide their insecurities.

      • swack says:

        Maybe if she wasn’t so shallow and really tried to do something with her life people wouldn’t be “knocking her down” so much. Most comments seem to be more about her life style and not her putting on makeup.

    • Itsa Reallyme says:

      I thought the same thing! I would say, how ugly are you that it takes 2.5 hours to look decent enough to go out in public BUT I know she’s not ugly. It must be the self esteem.

    • jj says:

      She is taking time out from her home schooling. High school is hard! Kids remember this when you are being tested and retested…home school and private school kids dont have to do that shit. And Jenners dont have to study to pass a GED.

    • ava7 says:

      What’s the point of being beautiful if you have to spend that much time getting ready?

  3. Lilacflowers says:

    Too bad she doesn’t devote those two hours to getting an education.

    • LB says:

      She sounds so moronic and vapid.

    • Nicolette says:

      Apparently she doesn’t need one. She has a multi-million dollar home at age 17, and so many shoes they don’t all fit into her existing closet, poor baby. PMK has already given her daughters quite the education to be able to make money hand over fist while being on numerous media outlets and magazines daily, travel the world, spend endless hours grooming and taking selfies and follow in Kim’s footsteps. Be as vapid, vain, shallow and narcissistic as they can and the world will fall at their feet. It’s sick.

    • CoolWhipLite says:

      Exactly. I know some people are saying, ‘she’s only 17, what do you expect?’ However, this is a 17-year-old who does not have a high school education and has chosen to end her academic studies. So, in terms of intelligent remarks, this is as good as it will get for Kylie. Her frontal lobe still has 8 more years of development to go, but she has decided (and is permitted to) allow her brain to go soft and play with her hair and lips instead of getting basic skills.

  4. paola says:

    An older woman who goes after younger men is a Cougar.
    An older man who goes after younger women is a Tyga.

    • ellie says:

      It’s not like they’re the first couple with one 17 the another in his 20s. Plenty of Hollywood have had girls younger than her with guys Tygas age. Of course because she’s part of a hated family it has to be looked at as the worst

      • Amy says:

        Not the worst, but still screwed up. Or does the 17yr old gushing about a big family for her older boyfriend who abandoned his first wife sound like a good idea to you?

      • Moneypenny says:

        Certainly not the first time this has happened, but that doesn’t make it any better.

    • mernymerlyn says:

      Nice!

    • katP says:

      I literally LOLed at this. good one!

    • Ana says:

      LOL
      Well done!

    • Anna says:

      This joke has never been funny (no matter how many times it’s been posted) since it attempts to make light of the fact that a grown man went after a young girl.

    • lady dee says:

      he.he… may i borrow?

  5. Sixer says:

    I never even spent more than 30 minutes getting ready for a night out even when I was a young thing going clubbing.

    Here is my middle-age night out routine: 15 minutes shower, 1 minute combing hair, 2 minutes vaguely waving a mascara wand in the general direction of my eyes, 30 seconds bellowing at Mr Sixer to hurry up ironing my shirt, 30 seconds to put on said shirt. Plus at least 10 minutes moaning that I’ve had to go to all that effort.

    • paola says:

      Yeah me too. And generally after all the effort I still ask myself if I really want to go out or if it’s too much hassle.

    • swack says:

      No kidding. Now a days I don’t even wave the mascara near my eyes. I’m sorry, I don’t get wearing contacts to change your eye color – especially if you don’t need them to correct your vision (she may, I don’t know). I’ve worn contacts since I was 16 (started with the hard contacts and had to move to soft ones at one point) and they are a pain at times. But to put something in your eyes that don’t need to be there boggles my mind.

    • Trillian says:

      Totally. I can do a whole evening of going out in 2.5 hours.

    • Sixer says:

      I think I might also give up the mascara. It falls off after the third glass of wine anyway!

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      I like makeup, and I do put it on, but I take an hour from stepping in the shower to leaving the house. I can’t think of what I would do in 2 1/2 hours. How incredibly boring.

      • Anna says:

        I really enjoy putting on makeup, I find it really relaxing and fun. I just wish people who didn’t wear makeup or who just wear mascara would be less critical of the people who wear makeup. They often have a sense of superiority and it’s tiring to have to constantly defend yourself against people who call you vain etc.

        When I’m going out with friends and we’re all getting ready and I want my makeup to be perfect I can really stretch out the time it takes to get ready. Maybe since Kylie doesn’t have a lot of obligations where she has to be there by a certain time she’s able to frequently redo her makeup until she thinks it’s perfect and that’s why it takes so long

      • roundbelly says:

        I didn’t really wear make up until I was 30. No fine motor skills. Regardless, I am way more concerned w her total facial reconstruction and body sculpting to get that Armenian ass when she is a jenner! What is she going to look like at 25? I cannot believe there are doctors out there who would change a teenager so totally. The psychological damage is going to be huge. And I don’t know why, but I have always found her very charismatic and she didn’t have to do all that crap!!

      • ozmom says:

        YES, GNAT, it sounds so boring. I get bored 30 minutes into a pedicure and want to go home!

    • Sixer says:

      Actually, in the interests of truth, I did spend time on clothes when I was younger. I was one of those kids who liked street/retro style and would buy clothes from charity shops and spend hours customising them with bits of haberdashery and shortening and tucking and whathaveyous. In reality, I suppose that’s not much different.

      • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

        It’s much cuter. Wish I could see pics.

      • Neonscream says:

        I spent a LOT more time on hair/make up when I was younger, the older you get the less you should wear because it starts falling into your wrinkle creases and looks awful. A light brush of mineral powder and some lippie is all I do.

        If I’m going anywhere but work I take longer on my hair but it’s long and very curly which means just running a brush through it = birds nest disaster.

        Even at my most insecure/narcissistic teen point I couldn’t possibly have spent 2.5 hours on it.

    • Kitten says:

      I got ready in 30 minutes this morning, including feeding the cats and at least 6 minutes looking for my keys.

      • Wilma says:

        Yup, me too. I prefer sleep above most things so I’m not going to waste hours getting ready in the morning. Got myself a nice and quick routine instead.

    • Wren says:

      Haha me too! If a hairstyle takes more than 2 minutes I’m not interested, and most days it’s 30 seconds or less. Even for Big Important Events I’m pissed off it takes 5 minutes to do my hair. I always wear it up, I can’t stand hair in my face.

      I admit, I do take some time picking out my clothes but I can get ready faster than most men I know.

    • OriginalTessa says:

      I’ll cop to an hour for a night out, about a half hour to get ready for work in the morning if I shower the night before. The time suck for me is my hair. It’s long and unruly. My face, no matter what, takes about 15 minutes. Whether I’m going heavy handed or easy, it’s still the same process of skin, eyebrows, eyes and lips.

    • Anne tommy says:

      Well done Sixer, effective tarting up time management and a husband who irons your shirts. I’m impressed.

      • Sixer says:

        He’s ex-army, Anne tommy, and is contemptuous of my (rather lacklustre) ironing skills. It’s more that I’m not ALLOWED to iron anything!

        On the minus side, he’s a bust at the gardening.

    • Egla says:

      10 minutes shower, no combing as my hair are super straight and soft, 10 sec waiving the mascara, no UVB-UVA cream as it’s night outside, 10 sec to dress myself and while running down the stairs i may or may not put some lipstick IF i have it in my the-only-one-going-out-purse. And guess what: at my tender age of almost 35 i look gorgeous and fresh and i smell fine and i still can catch someone if that’s the purpose of going out. But usually i am lazy, i avoid the mascara all together.
      2 hours????!!!! i am back home after 2 hours usually, But i also have a job and before that i was at school and on top of that i have had friends to be with. This girl seems to have only a mirror, a phone, sisters, a pedophile for a boyfriend, shoes…and a 2.5 million house to live when she turns 18. Oh and lots of shoes. One of us is doing something wrong. Maybe it’s me???

  6. Goats on the Roof says:

    Who the f*ck has time for that?

    • Sabrine says:

      17 year olds have the time. I remember being a teenager in my bedroom spending all kinds of time with makeup and hair. Once you have children you may see yourself in the mirror on the way to change a diaper or get dinner started.

      • Noella says:

        I’m 18 and I really cannot do that. I JUST got into wearing mascara. Takes me a good 20 minutes max to get ready, depending on the occasion. A bit less when it’s for school.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      People who have no life beyond their mirror.

    • Sarah says:

      When you dont actually *do* anything, you have time for everything and anything. Aside from filming a reality show (which is a short period of filming per season) and photoshoots for magazine spreads she inexplicably books this girl’s only other “job” is entrtaining her social media fans

  7. Brunswickstoval says:

    These people are never going away, are they?

  8. Tiffany27 says:

    I am genuinely concerned for this one.

    • Michelle says:

      Agreed! Someday in retrospect I think she will turn out to be the worst of them all because she seems to be incredibly desperate for attention and fame.

    • claire says:

      NO sh*t. She’s 17. She has no education. She’s addicted to the mirror. Several weeks ago she had no butt, now her recent IG photos show her with a butt like Kim’s. Not to mention, you can see her breast implants in some of the photos, and we all can tell what she’s done with her face. Why is she allowed to get all this plastic surgery?! She’s 17! But we all know why…her own mother admitted recently she barely ever sees her. Kris Jenner as a mother is just repulsive.

  9. spring says:

    Hello contouring , she must use a palette day to try and achieves Kims facial structure, she dose not look like that naturally..

  10. Dash says:

    I feel sad for her. What a life.

    • OriginalTessa says:

      Me too. This day, when I was 17, I was juggling time between the high school musical and lacrosse practice, and thinking about what I was going to wear to my prom. On said prom day, I would spend maybe an hour getting ready. Maybe. And that’s as dolled up as I would be (aside from caking of stage makeup for the play) all year.

  11. minx says:

    Pathetic.

  12. CM says:

    I can’t help it – I feel really sorry for her. Her life is so… empty. I’m sure she doesn’t see it like that – but she wouldn’t, would she? She hasn’t been educated to know there are so many exciting, more fulfilling options out there. Her parents have failed her. I know many 17 year olds think appearances are THE most important thing… but then most of them grow up. How can she with a family like that? What’s she got to look forward to? More and more surgery to look even more inhuman? Being cast aside by the media – who she seems to look to for some kind of acceptance – in a few years as younger, hotter girls come onto the scene?

    Ok, ok- I’ll stop. Just… shame on the parents.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      And she will be just as empty and vapid and shallow in twenty years. She has no foundation, no code, no education, no insight into life beyond her physical appearance and getting validation from attention surrounding her appearance. What a wasted life.

    • Kitten says:

      No don’t stop. You speak the truth.
      I really side-eye her parents so so much. I mean, she’s only 17 and it’s true that she has plenty of time to change but really, how likely is that?

    • paola says:

      i’d like to see how she’ll support the million girls she’s planning to have in 10 years. hopefully the Kardashians won’t be celebrities anymore by then. If i was them I would start saving some money instead of squandering it around like they do.
      And..is she aware that she might have a millions boys instead?
      Something tells me she’ll come out with a sex tape soon enough. I never thought I’d say this but Kendall will probably be the only one with a proper job and she might be around for a while.

      • Michelle says:

        @Paola – I 100% agree with you about the sex tape. Kylie has a thirst for fame that is probably exactly like Kim’s before Kim got famous.

        Was it just me or does Kylie seem completely obsessed with Instagram? This is the third interview I’ve read excerpts from and all of them involve her talking about what people like on her Instagram and she goes into great detail as if this really means something to her. That, to me, is perhaps the most scary thing about this girl. In the real world, Facebook and Instagram means very little to the majority of us. With Kylie, her entire life seems to be based around it. She started over-lining her lips and got attention for it so she went overboard and now looks a lot like Big Ang. She began wearing pounds of makeup and people started telling her she’s gorgeous, so now she wears so much that she looks like she’s 30. She has said lip liner “changed her life” and that blue hair is “her thing” and this is all because these are two things that have gotten her attention on the Internet. Can you even imagine waking up every single day and saying, “What can I do today that will get me a lot of likes and good comments on Instagram?” How incredibly sad is that? She isn’t living a real life – she is putting on a show for the Internet because she is so desperate for people to tell her she is wonderful and beautiful and that they like what she does. I think the future looks bleak for this girl unless some miraculous change sweeps through her life, but what are the odds?

    • Bridget says:

      It’s such a sad, empty existence. I couldn’t imagine the pinnacle of my day being an Instagram shot or a walk across a parking lot for some paparazzi. There’s going to be a time when they’re no longer famous, and they’ll just be sad, empty women looking for a wealthy partner to support them. With no education, no intellectual curiosity, no skills aside from having their picture taken, they have nothing to offer aside from their fleeting fame and beauty. I wouldn’t trade places with the Kardashian-Jenner family for anything.

  13. Greek chic says:

    She looks really bad for a 17 year old girl. At this age she should look fresh, not like a plastic Beverly hills housewife.

    I’ll advice kylie not to listen to her family and friends for a change.

    • Michelle says:

      So true. She was very fresh-faced when she was natural. She was not as attractive as Kendall and clearly the fact that everyone made a fuss over Kendall and not her had a lasting, negative effect on her because she looks so haggard now. I’ve heard men describe her look as “hard.”

  14. L&Mmommy says:

    Once she turns 18 all bets are off. Like Rihanna would say, she is desert thirsty. She will be even more attention seeking than Kim if that’s even more possible. I think her stunts will have no limits. SMH.

    • perplexed says:

      She doesn’t seem to get as much attention as the other ones. Maybe that’s why?

    • Michelle says:

      @L&Mmommy THIS! Kylie is really desperate for attention and praise. It is both sad and nauseating. I’m sure some sort of scandal will arise involving her.

    • M.A.F. says:

      Wouldn’t be surprise if she releases a sex tape-either at 18 or 21. Or poses for Playboy.

      • Sarah says:

        It must suck that big sis has already done it all.

        If she goes leaked tape route, it’ll need to top Kims… threesome? Weird stuff? Hmmm…

  15. Shambles says:

    Doesn’t she know we can see actual photos of her actual face, so we know she looks absolutely nothing like what she would have her Instagram fan base believe? Lol. I’m done pointing out how empty, vapid, and pointless these Jenner girls are, because the ridiculously stupid interviews they keep giving are doing that for me.

  16. Little Darling says:

    Hmmm, this is the first time I’ve seen her and thought that *maybe* she didn’t get as much plastic in her face as I thought. Her lips and face actually looks fairly close to what it used to in the pic with Tyga.

    I’ll give it to this one for her makeup and clothing being fairly evolved for a kid of 17. Damn, I’m almost 40 and can’t put on lash extensions to save my life. While she cakes on more makeup in one day than I’ve probably worn in my life, she has spotted some looks with her eyes/makeup/hair that are pretty impressive. She also has had a strong nail game from day one: it’s, as they say, on *fleek*. (And if my Teenage son ever knew that I just said that he would definitely disown me.)

    • Kitten says:

      It’s possible she uses fullips to change the size, but then why wouldn’t she just say that? Maybe she doesn’t want to give them a plug for free or something. That’s kind of how this family rolls, after all.

      The other thing is that lip injections are not a permanent solution-the injection material eventually dissolves, so that could account for the fluctuation in size.

      Also, please kill me for investing this much time in pondering Kylie Jenner’s crazy lips.

      • Shambles says:

        @Kitten, Tom Hardy wants you to ponder his lips instead. But I get it, the Lips of Lies™ are fascinating. And the fact that she genuinely thinks we’re stupid enough not to see that something injection-y is up with her face.

        In that header photo we kept seeing for a while, the one of her with her mouth open in the passenger seat beside Tyga, the injectibles are super apparent.

    • Wren33 says:

      Yeah, her lips look almost normal there.

    • Michelle says:

      I think she gets either injections or fillers, which a lot of celebs have done over the years as their lips have miraculously inflated and deflated again. I just saw an episode of this show and Kylie walked into the room with zero makeup on and ENORMOUS lips. It was pretty obvious that either the family or editors didn’t want to stir the pot and draw up any more controversy because they would only show Kylie from far away and point the camera at either her dog or Khloe’s face whenever Kylie spoke. She has definitely augmented her lips, but it seems temporary.

  17. grabbyhands says:

    At the very height of my vain teens I couldn’t imagine having spent that much time getting ready for anything. I still can’t. If I do, at least half that time will involve stopping occasionally to sit down and watch TV or check Facebook.

    Also, no 17 year old child needs a 2.5 million dollar home.

  18. Lucy2 says:

    Ha! She’ll probably move out before Kim.
    2 hour showers (in a terrible drought no less) and 2 1/2 hours for make up and hair? Good thing she doesn’t have any pesky school or job eating into her time!
    That’s a sad, empty, vapid life, and that’s probably all she will ever know. Her parents really failed her.

  19. daisyfly says:

    She is the poster child for birth control. Raising children to be so shallow and vapid, to be so self-centered with this extreme level of cognitive dissonance at such a young age is tantamount to treason because they’re our future, and yes, it is as dead as her eyes.

  20. Talie says:

    I had someone randomly attack me on social media for no reason and it did hurt. I can’t even imagine having 1,000 comments calling you a whore or something worse.

    • Stella says:

      I’m sorry that happened. I don’t call Kylie a whore because I have never personally met her and only know what tabloids want to tell us. I think she could use help with makeup if it takes so long.

  21. Mar says:

    I have to say- the kids today are way too focused on selfies- social media and being plastic. It’s really a shame because I grew up in the 80s and 90s and it was so simple then.
    Today being shallow , vapid and fake are actually in style and the Kardashian clan really does lead the pack.

  22. pretty says:

    here is her picture from 2009. http://i.imgur.com/wGXCp8X.jpg

    she got her eye done to make it bigger, nose job. plus lips. she just has a completely different face.

  23. cari says:

    I can’t stand sitting in the salon chair for an hour to get my hair done. I could never spend that amount of time doing myself up. And seriously, 2 1/2 Hours!!! I would run out of things to do!! although I guess I am not putting on lashes, and extensions, and whatever other things she is sticking on.

  24. Mylene - Montreal says:

    She try to stay positive but she stil posting et re-posting .. yeah right ! Me .. I CAN’T … When she will turn 18, i told u she will be nude on a big cover ! I CAN’T

  25. Mylene - Montreal says:

    in 2 minutes she will sell eyes contact lines …..

  26. eknasok says:

    I fly out of Frankfurt/Germany airport at 0920 hrs and arrive in Madrid/Spain at 11:55 hrs and Kylie Jenner is still sitting before the mirror enhancing her looks.

  27. Honeybee Blues says:

    I think this girl’s problems are going to be epic. But when we consider her enculturation, not only have her sisters and mother changed their faces/bodies at will, but her own father is changing his gender. To her, change is normal, it’s just what people do, poor girl. Oh, and anyone willing to wager with me that Tyga has her knocked up five minutes after her 18th? She wants “tons of kids,” and he wants as much K dollars as he can get, so I’ll bet he convinces her soon after they move in to her house.

  28. Suzy from Ontario says:

    I think it’s so sad that this is what her parents have instilled in her as important and worthwhile, not to mention her older sisters. I don’t predict a good ending for this girl.

  29. Meatball says:

    The only thing that made sense was Kourtney being like a second mom. Kim cannot dress for sh*t and this girl is starting to dress like her. Khloe has the worst track record with men, which I guess explains dating a 25 year old who she’s known since she was a tween.

    This is what these idiots call working and this is the life way too many people want to live. I have seen too many comments with people talking about how much they love her and her family and want this life and everyone else is jealous etc. Yes she has money, but this is a sad life. This child clearly has low self esteem and is looking for validation in all the wrong places because no one in her life is really there for her. She has crappy parents, crappy siblings and everyone else just kisses her ass to be part of the entourage.

  30. FingerBinger says:

    21/2 hours? Times have really changed. When I was 17 my beauty regiment consisted of washing my face ,brushing my teeth ,and lip gloss or chapstick.

    • DEB says:

      Yes, when I was that age I’d get a call to come into work for an extra shift – a part-time job that put me through university – I’d spend a half hour on: a shower, drying/curing hair, minimal makeup, ironing uniform, running to the job – a half hour. I guess these twats don’t need education. Sad.

  31. OhDear says:

    The poor kid. She seems to be surrounded by people (family, boyfriend) who are exploiting her in some way or form.

  32. Mzizkrizten says:

    What’s very sad to me that all the Kardashian Jenner girls are very pretty but they Cake on the make up and show all the girls who look up to them that natural beauty means nothing and you have to be fake to be pretty.

  33. Wren says:

    I’ll be superficial for a minute here and say I actually like the photos. She looks very nice in that olive green dress and I like the colors here. Very rich and California desert sunset. And I love the necklace she’s wearing on the cover.

    There. I said something nice.

  34. Nayru says:

    I don’t think the time is that I reasonable just the frequency. It would take me that long to shower, get dressed, put on make up and flat iron my hair. Curling or straightening your hair would take at least an hour considering that you are doing it piece by piece. Of course no one has the time for that crap every day.

  35. swack says:

    I had a student, who by the way was one of the smartest students I had, whose mom taught her get body would get her everywhere in life. She wouldn’t give her money because she was afraid she would spend it on French fries. She came to school everyday, full makeup and body hugging clothes. One day senior year she came in no makeup, jeans and a flannel shirt. Didn’t recognize her. Think she finally figured it out.

  36. Anastasia says:

    Someone wake me up when this family is no longer on anyone’s radar.

  37. Colette says:

    What’s her favorite subject in school?

  38. DEB says:

    Those lips aren’t injected at all … nooooooo. LMAO!!

  39. Vava says:

    I think she needs longer fake eyelashes for her next Instagram photo.

  40. Hautie says:

    Okay, I am over 40 and I spend at least 90 minutes daily, doing my morning beauty routine.

    But I am also not one to go to work (or just the store), doing the bare minimal.

    I do the full routine of hair and makeup. Matching clothes that I pick out the night before. Cute shoes. And my big ass makeup bag shoved in my purse, before I leave my home.

    Yes, I am that girl. At this advanced age. I want to be as pretty as possible. And that takes longer than 10 minutes.

    I fully realize that I am product of my age and the time I grew up. Where you just did not roam around in good direct sunlight…. looking like hell.

    So I am not going to shame some teen girl, with having her own crazy beauty routine. The older you get, you learn how to shave time off of it.

    But I am still at 90 minutes. And I have been doing the full beauty thing, since 1983.

  41. G says:

    I remember growing up being told by all the beautiful women around me that make up should take no more than 10-15 mins or you’re wearing too much. I’m a 30-40 min range if I’m going out. 10-15 if I’m going to a youth soccer match. I could spend up to 3 hours straightening my curls but she wears extensions. I’m more aghast that this vapid little twit said this about why she’s moving to her own MANSION at 18…

    “..I have so many shoes, and none of them fit in my old closet.”

    School matters kids!

  42. Dawn says:

    Why does she never mention her oldest Jenner sister? She acts as if her only siblings are KarTrashes. How sad for her that she turns her back on her three brothers and sister from Bruce. Other than that all I can say is this little chica is already lost and will be all used by the time she is 25. I can’t imagine asking any of the KarTrash girls for any advice about anything. They are all in for themselves.

  43. Newgirl says:

    After 2 1/2 hours of makeup and hair.. She really does look different

  44. Iheartgossip says:

    What’s her favorite book? Whom is her favorite author? Where does she volunteer? How much does she donate to real charities?

    How long before her sex tape is released? We know THIS question will be answered first. This entire family are simply empty shells

    • Dawn says:

      A minute after her 18th birthday she will either make her sex tape with that Tyga or release it. Too bad parents are letting their young girls look up to her and her sister. They offer nothing but makeup, fashion and sex.

  45. Caz says:

    Is it possible that Kylie is even more vapid & shallow than Kim? Their stupidity is mind numbing.

  46. Penguin says:

    Feel like I have to re evaluate my routine after reading this :-(. Usually only take 30-40 mins in morning to gt ready. If I’m getting ready for a night out it can easily take an 1 1/2 hrs to get ready. Shower/shave 15 mins, moisturise, teeth/toes 15 mins, makeup 20 mins, doing hair/ finding outfit 40 mins lol 🙂

  47. Ming says:

    If you cover her eyes in that top pic of the vogue cover, the bottom half of her face could easily be kim.

    They obviously share the same doctor. You’d think he’d be the top doc around and would be able to change up his work dePending on the face…not just put the fillers in the same spot so they both can morph into one.

    It’s sad she reads all the IG comments. Kim has said the same. Saaaad.

  48. Jen says:

    The blue contacts look downright freaky. I don’t judge her for the makeup time, when I was young, single and no kids, I took a ridic amount of time doing hair and makeup, picking clothes, etc.

    What I want to know is, why is this “fashionista” even seen with someone with droopy pants?? And when the hell will that trend die already?

  49. Jonathan says:

    I know plenty of guys who spend that amount of time per day in the gym.

    They’re not lifting up books to read, either.

    She could probably look better – or a different kind of pretty- with less time put in. I personally don’t like the full face makeup look. It’s like “I can tell you’re wearing a full face of makeup” and maybe you look okay but it’s really, obviously the MAKEUP that looks okay.

    Used to take me about an hour to get my face ready- and all I was doing was cleanse, tone, moisturize and blemish control.

    These days it only takes me 20 minutes (wash face, tone, moisturise and wait for it to dry) and then I have a rather large (non malignant) skin cancer on my nose to cover up. But I have to get up at 4:50am for a 3 hour train ride to work so I either miss out on sleep and get up earlier to do my face or not just not give a damn- not giving a damn wins.

  50. Naddie says:

    “You can read 1000 comments, and still remmember the mean one”. This is what goes throught the mind of a person without self esteem, and I’m sorry that she feels this way, even though I doubt these people feel sorry for anyone.