Kim Kardashian has so many amazing complaints about her pregnancy already

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Ever since Kim Kardashian konfirmed her second pregnancy last Sunday, she’s been complaining. It’s been glorious. First she had her newscycle hijacked by Caitlyn Jenner, then she had to tell everyone everything about how she was feeling, which is apparently “sick as a dog.” She’s been complaining about morning sickness (which in her case is all-day sickness), she’s been complaining about heels, Spanx, food and Kanye’s inability to stick around after he knocks her up. I genuinely feel sorry for her about her all-day sickness, but I’m really looking forward to her non-stop bitching for the next six months. Kim is only three months along and she’s already over it. This is definitely going to be her last pregnancy. Anyway, Kim spoke to Elle Magazine about Spanx and heels and she drops a few F-bombs because she’s knocked up, puking and she doesn’t give a f—k.

How she feels in her Spanx: “Please feel secure. You know, earlier today, I was wearing these pregnancy Spanx and they were newer, so they weren’t really the color tone of what I used to wear, and so you totally saw through, and I was just like ‘F–k it, I’m more comfortable in that and it’s just going to be one of those days’—I wasn’t feeling good.”

What she does for the sake of a photo: “But you know, sometimes I wear two pairs [of Spanx] under something or stockings—it holds you in. And when you go on all these hormones and stuff, before I felt like, you know, I was trying everything so I was getting bigger and bigger and I was like ‘No, I’m not pregnant yet, I need to be skinny.’ So, I was definitely insecure. And, I mean, sometimes I’ll wear something and I’ll get inside and be like ‘Oh my God, I want to take these shoes off,’ like ‘That was not normal, I can’t wear these, I need to just leave and take them off.’ So it might look good in the picture, but I get them and then like, I’ve got to be normal and like unbutton my pants when I get in the car.”

She hates flats: “I happen to hate the way I look in flats. It’s really hard for me so I’m already thinking, like, ‘What the f–k am I going to do?’ And when I was pregnant, it was the hardest thing. But I know it’s better and easier, you know, so it’s a struggle.”

[From Elle]

What’s funny to me is that at no point does it occur to Kim to just take it easy, wear flats, unapologetically gain some pregnancy weight, not wear Spanx, not wear too-tight clothing and simply go away and not be photographed for several months. The thought never even occurs to her that she’s perfectly capable of having a low-key, out-of-the-spotlight pregnancy with no drama. But the Struggle is Real for Kim. She’s going to be complaining about heels, Spanx, clothes and so much more for months.

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  1. aims says:

    Buckle up folks,it’s going to be a long ride!

    Can’t wait to see her wearing a belly shirt with leather leggings when she’s 8 months pregnant.

    • kcarp says:

      And then she will say she wore it because it looked good for the picture. Ya that is what we were all thinking this looks good.,

      Why can’t we go back to the time when women went away for the last like 6 months of pregnancy, just so we don’t have to watch her cover a pregnant belly in leopard print leather. I am not sure where “went away” is but she should go there.

  2. Tiffany27 says:

    Heels, spanx, clothes. This is her life as a grown woman?

  3. swack says:

    I’m sorry, but I do not feel sorry for her having morning sickness all day. She stuffs herself into a too small size and on top of it wears spanx (pregnancy spanx or not and please don’t tell me she needs it for support because she is barely showing). Wearing tight clothes does not help nausea at any time. She constantly puts beauty before comfort. With my second pregnancy I was in looser clothing earlier because I couldn’t tolerate anything tight. I call BS to not giving a f@#k!

    • denisemich says:

      For her, considering wearing flats and not wearing spanks is akin to being a loser.

      It is who she is but I believe she does not feel well cuz she is saying exactly what she wants.

      I don’t know Kim can’t say that I would like her if we met but I do know people like her. She is insecure and not being in control of things she normally fixes is making her crazy.

    • qwerty says:

      She’s probably still waist “training” too

    • Trillion says:

      The Struggle is not real.

  4. Dirty Martini says:

    This heifer truly is the most narcisstic, self centered, tone deaf human being on the planet.

    • MrsBPitt says:

      I think you have summed her up perfectly!

      • Janie says:

        You’re looking forward to this? I’m already tired of the complaining. I’m shocked by her language, I didn’t realize she had such a foul mouth. North must curse every other word between her and Kanye. Ridiculous! Smh!

      • anon33 says:

        shocked by her language? is it 1950? GMAFB

      • Dirty Martini says:

        MrsBPitt– I have come to the conclusion that I cannot abide her for a single, solitary second, and if forced at gunpoint to choose between spending time with her or Kanye…..well, what is the size of the bullet again? But I think I’d choose Kanye, because he’s so crazy he sometimes makes me laugh at his absurdity. She’s just disgusting with her narcissism.

    • AcidRock says:

      All I really got out of this interview was “like like like I was like”. This is how a grown woman speaks when she has so very little education.

      • PhenomenalWoman says:

        And “you know”. She has regressed to a 13 year old mindset.

      • qwerty says:

        What she’s saying is pretty much incoherent to me. I don’t see how one sentence has anything to do with the next one in half her quotes.

      • Aubree says:

        I will prolly use this again but oh well. All the money in the world but too lazy to go to college!

    • Robin says:

      Well, her stepfather (stepmother?) is giving her some good competition!

      • Dirty Martini says:

        Well she (Caitlyn) is in the race I agree– but she’s a distant second. Why? Caitlyn has humor and a tad self deprecation in her. (I loved the line about golfing….”I’m not doing this to play from the red tees.”) That was funny!

        But The Heifer? Not a drop.

    • The Original Mia says:

      Yep.

  5. bopit says:

    She struggled so hard to get pregnant and what does she do once she does get pregnant? Complain non-stop. Most women who struggle with getting pregnant would probably be smiling with joy over the fact they have morning sickness because guess what? It means they’re finally pregnant.

    • swack says:

      Which makes you wonder if she struggled that hard.

      • kcarp says:

        her kid is barely 2. she didn’t struggle to get pregnant.

        i had IVF and I complained about having morning sickness all day. I just went to work and put a fan on me and my head down on my desk.

        She had nothing to do. She could lay in bed all day watching tv if she wanted to. You know she doesn’t take care of her kid so what does it matter?

      • swack says:

        @kcarp – I totally agree that she didn’t struggle. Guess I’m not good at snarkiness in my comments. I feel for those, like yourself, who do what they have to do such as going to work, taking care of the home and other children (if there are any) in spite of how they are feeling physically.

    • Jen43 says:

      True. After having 2 miscarriages, I was so happy to have morning sickness. I learned the hard way that morning sickness is a good sign.

    • MrsB says:

      This is what I was thinking too. She just doesn’t sound like somebody who really struggled with fertility issues. From somebody who has fertility problems.

      • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

        +1 not buying it.

      • Mel M says:

        MTE, I struggled for years and finally got my first babe through IVF and even though I felt super uncomfortable for the second half of the pregnancy I never outright complained to everyone because I knew I was one of the lucky ones and what it took to get there. This was just a temporary thing and I knew it would pass.

        For her though, I’ve always thought the infertility storyline was fake and she sees all of this stuff, wearing too tight clothes, heels, pounds of makeup and doing daily pap strolls as her bread and butter. She thinks that if she stops doing that then she will be forgotten or loose the thing she worships just as much as she worships herself, money.

    • pk says:

      She is a pathological liar

    • Cali says:

      I still don’t buy that she had fertility issues. It all felt so contrived and a huge ploy for some sympathy and a storyline.

    • G says:

      North is barely 2yrs old. That’s hardly a “struggle”. I know couples that have sadly struggled many years. The only thing she struggles with is telling the truth.

      • StormsMama says:

        THIS THIS THISSSSSS!!!
        She is a liar. To her core.

        If she had struggled to get pregnant she would definitely not immediately be yapping about how much it sucks. God I really truly loathe her.

        I’m 7 weeks and still cautious bc of the miscarriage(s) I had last year including one at 8and half weeks (after I’d seen heartbeat). I’m having nausea and feel absolutely beat and gross but I’m not complaining- I’m just taking it day by day hoping this stays viable.

        She is a horrible, shallow, illiterate, vacuous liar.
        Also I could barely understand her- she makes no sense half the time. She can barely string a sentence together.
        Loathe loathe LOATHE this woman.

    • qwerty says:

      She didn’t struggle to get pregnant. Nothing brings in viewers like pregnancy & co., it was all scripted.

  6. Bridget says:

    How are pregnancy Spanx a thing?

    • Syko says:

      They used to have maternity girdles, I don’t know if that’s still going on or not. But I did find it helped in the last trimester of the third pregnancy with 8+ lb. babies.

      • Bridget says:

        If you’re referencing what I think you are, those are two very different things. Support belts are intended to help support the weight of the pregnant belly over the pelvis. Spanx just suck you in to make you look thinner.

      • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

        Yes, my mother is very petit and my brother weighed 10 pounds when he was born. She had to wear the girdle to take the pressure off of her back and help support her tummy. Not about looks at all.

      • Natty says:

        maternity spanx are like regular spanx except not as tight around the belly. They don’t offer as much support as a maternity girdle or support belt, but they do help some. I wore them to smooth out all the other jiggles under formal clothes while I was pregnant. They also help if your clothes are irritating you (i.e., rubbing) but you don’t want to wear full on panty-hose.

  7. Skins says:

    I’m like, literally, like over it

  8. FingerBinger says:

    Pregnancy spanx sounds ridiculous.

  9. Jen43 says:

    I don’t care about your style because you don’t have any. Tell us if you are constipated. Have the hemorrhoids returned? Do you have indigestion 24/7? Are you farting nonstop? Keep it real, Kim.

  10. DEB says:

    Frankly Scarlett … I don’t give a …

  11. Zigggy says:

    Lol- definitely “first world problems!”

  12. H says:

    While I applaud Kim for her reaction to Caitlyn’s transition, Kim’s vapidness makes ME want to puke. Does she discuss nothing else but herself? I just wish she’d go away.

  13. Hmmm says:

    Geez…what a difficult life….

  14. MrsBPitt says:

    My eyes will never get over that outfit she is wearing!

  15. Patricia says:

    I was thinking about the Kardashian women the other day when I flopped on my bed to relax and then decided that jeans (my loose and comfy jeans at that) were just too restrictive so I changed into yoga pants .
    Can you imagine the level of discomfort these women are in all day long? They never just flop around being comfy because “beauty”.

    But guess what, here’s what they don’t understand – I looked beautiful in my yoga pants. I look beautiful when I’m relaxed and happy and confident!

    • prettylights says:

      Totally agree… I can’t stand wearing jeans or formal dresses or heels anymore. As soon as I get home I take them off and put on a comfy skirt or yoga pants. I could never be one of those women who is all dolled up all day! Even when I was watching House of Cards and Claire would be at home still wearing her pencil skirt and heels for some reason it bothered me, ha ha! I feel beautiful no matter what I’m wearing. I’m at work today in jeans, sneakers, and a zip up hoodie and I feel great (then again I work for a small family owned company so I don’t have to get dressed up, which is nice). If someone wants to judge me just because I’m not dressed to the 9’s everyday, let em. Oh, and I’m also short like Kim (I’m 5’4″) and also look bad in flats but I don’t care. My comfort is worth more to me.

  16. Mylene - Montreal says:

    I’m so happy !! she’s pregnant !!! until december .. it will be amazing !!!!! She’s already more fat than usual (sorry a don’t want to fatshaming her) but u know her and her size 2 !!!! so it will be interesting to see her try to fit in designer clothes and etc etc … i’m trill !!!!

  17. TeaAndSympathy says:

    Bloody hell – she’s a right whinger, isn’t she! She might have to resort to wearing flats and/or looser clothing towards the end, but she’ll never, ever take it easy and stay home for few months. She can’t take the risk of being forgotten or some interloper usurping her on the celebrity heap. Yep, hang on everyone, this is going to be a long pregnancy.

    • Fat Monica says:

      and that has what to do with politics?

      • AcidRock says:

        Fat Monica – I think “right whinger” translates to “big whiner” in US-speak. Not “right winger” (as in Conservative politically)…

      • marmalazed says:

        A ‘whinger’ is someone who complains non-stop. The use of the word “right” in British English means ‘complete’. So, they are saying she’s a total whiner–they are not saying a ‘right winger’.

        –AcidRock I must have been typing while you were posting. 🙂

      • TeaAndSympathy says:

        Oops, so sorry, Fat Monica. That’s what we Aussies call people who complain a lot – moaners, whiners, whingers… Nothing at all to do with politics.

      • Lady D says:

        I know what a whinger is, what I don’t know is how to pronounce the word. Is it wing-er or winjer? Does it rhyme with ginger?

    • Cran says:

      I am from the U.S. and I LOVE the word whinger. I discovered it in something I read a few years ago. I have never heard it spoken but damn it looks good on paper. I need to use the Internet for the correct pronunciation.

  18. Nicolette says:

    She could never have a low profile pregnancy as Kaiser suggested, she would wither away balled up in a corner somewhere. She wouldn’t know what to do with herself and go insane.

  19. bondbabe says:

    The camera is her God. Ugh.

  20. Gabrielle says:

    Honestly, I had my son around the same time Kim had North. I found it refreshing that she wasn’t being fake and saying that pregnancy was all butterflies and rainbows like most celebrities. It is hard and uncomfortable. I had a medically fine normal pregnancy, and I love being a mom so much and feel so blessed that my son is healthy, but I found it so super hard that I’m scared to do it again. I might not. I enjoy her complaints. Keep them coming.

    • Sarah says:

      I completely agree with you – turns out I was pregnant during her first pregnancy as well, and am now pregnant with my second, and all I want to do is complain, and plan my sterilisation (no jokes). And I’m sure if I had had ivf to get here, I would still feel I had a right to complain – pregnancy is bloody hard dammit!

      • Emma says:

        I was also pregnant with my first during her pregnancy with North, and am now pregnant again when she is. I couldn’t be more excited to have Kim as my preggy buddy, lol. She’s a study in what not to do. It’s a glorious time for us all.

    • Dirty Martini says:

      Women have been pregnant since the beginning of time. Some have it easier than others. But it isn’t as if any of us are the Virgin Mary and and have a unique story to tell that requires the rest of the world to stand still and take note. We are all the Center of Our Own Universe. But we are not The Center of THE Universe. Regardless of the specialness of the little snowflake we produced.

      I know, I know. Every parent (and grandparent) thinks that their child is the smartest, the prettiest, the most special. And everyone is wrong about that.

      Because mine is.

      @__@

    • Ifusayso says:

      I agree with you! I had a medically complicated tough pregnancy and it was difficult. Very difficult and painful! I hate the “rainbows and butterflies” talk… It’s not like that for everyone. I love being a mom so I’m doing it again but I would rather hear real talk “this shit is hard!” Than “omg my body just perfectly adapts and knows what to do its so easy lololol”

      I, too, said “never again” after my daughter. But here I am. Time heals yucky memories!

  21. Brittany says:

    Now does everyone see why Eva Mendes hid throughout her entire pregnancy?

  22. briargal says:

    Like if you hate all the signs and things associated with being pregnant, like don’t get pregnant and like don’t tell everyone about all your problems and like just stay home and wear like comfortable clothes. Like maybe no one wants to hear about all your struggles to get through the next six months. Like–like—like–really what a conversationalist you are not. Like, like, we would like it if you and your whole stupid, sick family would just go away. No, change that to we would LOVE it if you would all disappear!!

  23. Triple Cardinal says:

    iTA! Some morning sickness and some ankle swelling? This should be her biggest problem in life.

    But if she goes in for the flats and the comfy clothes, if she dispenses with the Spanx and the pap calls, what would she have to complain about? Being healthy and comfortable would negate her wanting to piss and moan and whine and bellyache. And I don’t think Kim would be able to handle that.

    We all must be told how greatly she “suffers.”

    • Citresse says:

      When I read those words “ankle swelling” I had a disturbing flashback to when she stuffed her pregnant swollen feet a couple years ago into those ridiculous plastic see- thru heels. And her toenails were ratty.
      Geez, money doesn’t buy class, though I guess they keep trying.

  24. Melody says:

    She’s always blocking him in photos…human shield?

  25. weirswalker says:

    The way she speaks, it’s like she can’t put an intelligent thought together….what is wrong with her ?

    • qwerty says:

      I was waiting for someone to comment on that. I struggle to even grasp the general thought she’s trying to express, let alone every sentence she says. I’m not a native English speaker but I don’t think it’s me, it’s her.

  26. Vava says:

    No amount of Spanx, high heels, makeup, or selfies will EVER make Kim someone to admire.

  27. briargal says:

    Just think–in a few months she will have a baby bump in front just like the “bump” she has in the backside. (The pic showing her sideways.) But the bump in back won’t go down and back to normal. Can’t imagine why she and other crazy people think a bigggggg backside is so beautiful.

    • Mare says:

      Every one is talking about her baby bump, which I do not see. It actually looks like she’s carrying a baby in her butt.

  28. AtlLady says:

    For those of you who have had fertility issues and struggled to become pregnant, I feel for you but I am the woman you hate. Got pregnant with Surprise 1 and Surprise 2 while using 2 methods of birth control at the same time, had one morning of sickness with the first and none with the second, and tried to ignore being pregnant as much as possible – shimmied up a tree after my cat 2 weeks before giving birth to the first one and didn’t even stop to think that was probably not a good idea until AFTER I had shimmied back down holding a squirmy cat. Never even held a baby until they handed me my first-born (much less fed or changed one) and usually ran in the other direction if someone showed up with a baby. Am totally convinced that God looked down and said, “Let this woman have children before she has any sense.” Cocky me probably made the comment when the first was about 6 months old that I had this motherhood thing down pat, at which point God replied, “Oh, yeah? Well, lets give you another one right away!” Had my tubes tied when I was 25. Maybe being adopted took all the pressure off of conceiving since I always thought adoption was a viable option. Still trying to lose the last 15 pounds of pregnancy weight even though the youngest will be 36 next month (that is years, not months!).

  29. Anastasia says:

    I still think the surrogate is pregnant.

  30. SnarkGirl says:

    Zero sympathy. Nada. None. Zip. She went through her first pregnancy and hated it, yet she went and got knocked up again?

    Suck it up toots. Your choice, you deal with it.

    • qwerty says:

      Yep, she hated being pregnant, struggled to lose the baby weight and is not even interested in the kid she already has, makes one question why she even bothered to get pregnant again. But then you realise what a money hungry famew**re she is, and you know.

    • Ifusayso says:

      I can’t stand Kim, but just because you have a tough pregnancy and “hate it” doesn’t mean you should stfu if you decide to have another kid. I have a known pregnancy complication and all of my pregnancies will be affected. Yes, I complain sometimes because it’s not fair and it blows chunks. If anyone ever said “don’t complain because you already know you have incompetent cervix and will need survey each pregnancy and an ultrasound every week” I’d tell them to piss up a rope. Until you have been there, you have no right to judge.

  31. Ankhel says:

    Go away and not be photographed? Ahahaha! It’s all been said but : being photographed for a Kardashian = having kids clap their hands for Tinkerbell. They would cease to exist without it.

  32. Vampi says:

    There once was a girl named Kim,
    whose bulb was obviously dim,
    She’s all T and A, with nothing to say
    except like, literally, super…and “OMG! You guys, like, I’m literally dying here and all you Celebitches can do is make fun of me. I had to, like, pretend to have issues and stuff to get here and like, you guys don’t know my struggle to stay on…. *whispers to Kanye*…what’s that new word you taught me? Oh..yeah….fleek. It’s like super hard to stay on fleek when pregnant, and like spanx are like, so super uncomfortable so, you literally cannot imagine how sick I am. Just shut up you jelly haters. I’m fleektastical!! Wait…where are you going Kanye? What do you mean Ricardo called?

  33. alicegrey12 says:

    Kim get a effing grip you wanted to be pregnant again.

  34. Bess says:

    I hope this baby is a boy. It will be much harder for PMK to pimp him out as a child.

  35. Like I jut saw the profile photo, and like I now have a f—kin like headache! Like I’m worried that her butt is 9 mos pregnant.

  36. beanie says:

    She is a vacuous shallow idiot and I will never be interested in anything she or her fame whore family do. That is all.

  37. Sue Ellen says:

    No sympathy from me! I was worried at the beginning of my pregnancy because I had miscarried before, and had no nausea. I am happily in my sixth month and know women who embrace morning sickness because it makes them feel pregnant after years of trying. This woman needs to hide away and shut up. The struggles of infertility are not hers, nor the challenges of pregnancy. I worked 50 hours a week before we moved to ensure employment insurance after the baby is born. I still do a lot of housework and work outside the home. I have it easier than most pregnant women and am grateful. Kim is a deluded lady.

    • Christin says:

      Congratulations! You are so right about infertility and pregnancy. She has no idea what it’s like to have to work full-time and handle household responsibilities right up until delivery. Not that I have either, because I don’t have children, but I’ve worked for many years with many women who have gone through trying to have a baby / having a baby without a fraction of the complaining she does.

  38. E.M. MAXX says:

    F HER !!!!!!!

  39. shizwhat says:

    Sounds like random babble to me and not really an opinion on pregnancy to me.

  40. lucy2 says:

    I can’t stand that her big hardship is having to get dressed up and slathered in makeup and spanx every day to stroll around for the paparazzi, when the simple solution is to STAY HOME, and I don’t know, maybe hang out with her kid for a while. Something most people would love the luxury of doing.

  41. Onyx XV says:

    Wow, what a useless waste of space she is. What are they going to name this poor kid, East?

  42. Allie May says:

    “but I’m really looking forward to her nonstop bitching for the next six months”…. Hahaha!! Love this, me too!

  43. fee says:

    She has supposedly been trying to get pregnant for so long and all she does is complain. Spans? Wtf, how healthy is that, a child bitching, ugh, how many women in poor situations do not have adequate health care, water support and this dumb bitch is talking about heals. pLEASE stop writing about her and her loser family

  44. Sorella says:

    She is so vain, all she talks about is weight gain pregnant or not. She has NOT ONE intelligent thought in her head, EVER. I find it HILARIOUS that she, like EVERYONE, is getting older and older and all this overdosing on tweeking she does will not matter the least to her true age. It’s going to be SO GREAT to watch her age – IMAGINE what her face/body will be like at 40 when she is already camel-like looking from her many procedures at 34. Such a shallow person.

    I think she is going to be the type of Mother to be jealous of her own daughter when she is older and North (ridiculous name still) is young and getting attention. She would be better off having a boy as she will be DOUBLY-jealous of two daughters!! Why I kind want her to have ANOTHER girl bwhahahha

  45. Ifusayso says:

    I had an 18 wk miscarriage and I still complained during pregnancy. The difference is I complained about different things. I think it’s legit to bitch about all day nausea because it’s GOD AWFUL so matter if you tried for 10 years or got pregnant by accident. I get an ultrasound each week which I’m forced to drag my daughter too, I hate them! And don’t tell me I’m “lucky” to get them. It sucks to NEED THEM (I am lucky to live in the first world though). I don’t give a shit what I look like in flats. I haven’t worn heels since getting my BFP! And spanx?! AHAHAHA. I literally wear a tie dye shirt from hobby lobby with a $15 old navy maternity skirt and TOMS every day. Do. Not. Care.