Tyga promises his ‘catch a felony’ lyrics aren’t about dating Kylie Jenner

Kylie Jenner

Tyga released a new rap song called “Pleazer,” and it’s grossing people out for a good reason. The lyrics are absolutely disgusting and NSFW, but you can read them here. If you’re feeling especially masochistic today, the song is on YouTube. In the tune, Tyga drops a line about “catching a felony,” so everyone thinks the song is about Kylie Jenner. She’s still 17, and he’s still 25. Dude thinks he’s doing nothing wrong by dating her, but he knows she’s underage. He also knows he could get in trouble with the law (although he won’t).

After the internet freaked out about the song, Tyga spoke with TMZ to say the song isn’t about Kylie at all. Nope. He recorded the song when he was still with Blac China, oh about two years ago. Nothing to see here until that Kylie-Tyga reality show happens. I don’t believe Tyga. Even if the song was recorded back in the day, he’s known Kylie for years. She babysat his kid! And he’s a gross guy who likes underage girls. Don’t trust the Tyga.

More Kylie news. In a series of videos from Kylie’s Snapchat account, she reveals, “I’ve been bullied since I’ve been 9. From the whole world, it feels like sometimes … and I think that I’ve done a really great job in handling all this.” The natural conclusion is that Kylie’s self esteem has suffered in the spotlight, which is understandable. She was raised in an incredibly superficial family and has lived her teen years in front of cameras and the internet. She’s spoiled, but her adolescence hasn’t been as easy as many would assume.

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  1. Kait says:

    Why is this girl, who was very pretty beforehand, morphing in to Kim?

    And ewwwwwwww on the babysitter thing. Ew.

  2. lisa2 says:

    That song if you can even call it a song is gross..

    and he “promised” he was not dating her too.

  3. Loopy says:

    Was a Kardashian really a baby sitter at that point, I’m not sure, or maybe when Tyga and Blac Chyna starting hanging around Kim and Kanye then Tyga started eyeing up young Kylie and used the baby sitting as a ruse.

    • Farah says:

      They’ve known each since Kylie was 14. They met at Kendall’s sweet 16. There’s a really disturbing clip of their first meeting on youtube. She was so enamored by her from the beginning.

    • Tifygodess says:

      Exactly . So many outlets and fans believe this is ok because she’s almost 18 but I in no way believe he started dating her at 17 (which is still illegal) this had been going on for a while. I would bet 15 is the closer number. Didn’t she run off to Paris with him when she was still 16? He’s so gross. Funny how these outlets and the fans “forget” the timeline and circumstances.

    • Size Does Matter says:

      You’re so right. I don’t know which is harder to believe, that Kylie was an actual babysitter or that he hasn’t been grooming her since she was 14.

      • writeitoff says:

        Ugh. Grooming her. I was disgusted before but, when you say it like that, it puts it in perfect perspective. I feel terrible for her. She is a product of her environment. She never stood a chance. Kris and Tyga should share a cell…in hell. While I’m damning people, I forgot to add Caitlyn. She deserves blame too.

      • TeaAndSympathy says:

        At first, I was a bit ho-hum about this relationship. I suppose it’s because of a different mind-set; in my state of Australia, the age of consent is 16. Had they started “dating” (?) a few months ago, I’d probably be of the same opinion – “it’s not THAT bad. However, after reading more articles and comments on this, and realising just how long he’s been in the picture, I have to agree with you. It does seem like he’s had his eye on her (to put it politely) for much longer, and, yes, once that word **grooming-** comes into play, it certainly does change everything.

        Her parents really have a lot to answer for. It seems they just tossed her aside to follow their desires, whether they be business or personal. Responsible parents would have prioritised their responsibilities, and millions do this every day – business, work, financial, social and personal needs are put aside temporarily when a child needs parenting: discipline, guidance, conversation, support, love… Her father, even now, seems to just be enjoying her new life, and good luck to her. Her mother has time to doll herself up, traipse off to nightclubs to party and be seen as if she’s some 25 year old starlet. She’s got the energy, desire and stamina to devote time to her own bimbo plaything, or to flit off to Paris for her own fun. And there is still a young girl who needs parenting and protection which no adult in her life seems willing or even capable of giving. Her sisters are about as useful as tits on a bull. Its quite surprising that Kylie hasn’t already been involved in some really nasty shenanigans. When she says she’s quite proud of how she’s handled the last few years, I tend to agree with her. I also tend to believe that at age 14 her mother “cut her off” not only financially, but emotionally. She’s been left to handle her insecurities regarding her looks not by reassurance, confidence-building and encouragement to be patient, but by having free rein and finances to fix perceived flaws with surgery and other invasive enhancements, and with advice from sisters who are narcissistic, shallow, ignorant, self-obsessed liars who also whip out the cheque book to fix whatever they feel is wrong with their appearance. I’ve also noticed that when she and the droob are out in public, they don’t hold hands, hug or even touch each other. That’d take some restraint for two people who are madly in love.

        I do wonder about Tigger’s intentions, too. Is she his meal ticket? Will he move in to her mansion when she turns 18? Will she be somewhat of a stepmother to this child that she used to babysit? Is she smart enough and strong enough to protect her finances in case this dude intends to bleed her dry? Has anyone advised her of how to protect her assets? Who will be there if/when it all goes pear shaped? Pheeeww, so many questions…

        I sometimes just want to give this girl a big hug. The rest can fester in their self-obsession. Grrr.

        Sorry about my long rant, everyone.

  4. Dawn says:

    His lyrics are so beyond low. His songs says “his dick be the password” and that is one of his cleaner ones. He is as vile as he can be and all three parents – Kris, bruce and Khloe need a quick punch in the face for allowing a sixteen year old girl to get involved with such garbage to begin with. Yes I know she is seventeen but she started with him when she was sixteen. How shameful that people allow their children to listen to this crap let alone emulate a KarTrash-Jenner or Tyga or West. He makes me want to get a shot of penicillin by just looking at him.

    • Mia V. says:

      Kris, Bruce/Caitlyn and Khloe are too much worried about themselves to actually pay attention on her. I used to watch the show and Kylie was always kind of left behind by mom and dad. And she was bullied, she have a low self steem, as the transformation shows, this creep guy comes and say nice things, she’s a teenager, it’s obvious she would fall for it.

      • Tifygodess says:

        Notice this transformation also started around the same time Tyga came into the picture……

      • Mia V. says:

        @Tifygodess Exactly, the trashy lips, the “I’m always sexy” selfies and outfit.

    • Greek Chic says:

      This idiot is dating a 17year old because no woman in his age want him.
      He wants them young (and dumb) with zero experience because he wants to controll them. There’s no way an intelligent and confident woman with self respect would ever be with this looser.

  5. The Eternal Side-Eye says:

    Two years ago Kylie was 14 and Tyga raps about Kardashian p****?

    Gag.

    Gag.

    Gag.

    • Santia says:

      Yes and people are willfully overlooking the specific reference to a Kardashian in order to claim that it’s not about Kylie. This POS knows what he’s doing is wrong and wants to rub everyone’s faces in it. This is exactly what Kanye meant by “he got in early.” He’s been molesting this CHILD for years.

      • Kitten says:

        Blah. I forgot about the “he got in early” comment.
        SO. F*CKING. GROSS.

      • The Eternal Side-Eye says:

        Exactly.

        This guy peppered this song with as many references to there being something foul happening without coming right out and saying “Yo been on her since she still had baby teeth”

        The mention of felony, the specific mention of Kardashian p****.

        At this time he’s desperate for attention and bragging because he knows he won’t get in trouble for this. This poor girl says she’s so bullies but she needs to look at her family and supposed boyfriend to see who’s shaming and using her.

  6. NewWester says:

    Considering how there was a scene on KUWTK where Kylie was discussing birth control, I have to wonder if there is a “unplanned pregnancy” in the future. What better way to get people interested in a reality show with Kylie and Tyga?

  7. Norman Bates' Mother says:

    Why, oh why did I read those lyrics? I was naively thinking that by disgusting you didn’t actually mean – this disgusting. If I were her parent, I would be calling the police this very minute (I wouldn’t actually let her date a 25-year old but assuming I was having a severe famewhore syndrome) and the age of consent in my country is actually 16. Is being a disgusting, misogynistic douchecanoe a felony?

  8. Lucy2 says:

    So he wrote that about the mother of his child? Oh, that makes it so much better! (Sarcasm).
    I too think he’s been messing around with her since he met her, which is really really disgusting.

  9. serena says:

    She’s really turning into a mini-Kim.. the last photo, from her back, I totally thought she was Kim.. which is not a good thing.

  10. ToodySezHey says:

    Remember when rappers could actually rap and not be vulgar? Rmeber when they talked about social issues or just made light hearted party songs? ?

    Ugh at this so called rapper.

  11. Lis says:

    Those Kardashian women have terrible taste in men. This perhaps is the worst. That scum should have his ass thrown in jail.

  12. Otaku Fairy says:

    Even if the lyrics weren’t about her (which I don’t really believe, because he’s proven to be untrustworthy) they could just as easily be about one of the other underage girls he’s gotten in trouble for getting with, so saying “It’s not about Kylie” doesn’t make it better.

    • Mia V. says:

      The lyrics could be about no one in particular and still would be gross and horrible.

  13. lassie says:

    The picture of the lab coat from the rear? Kim K 2: Electric Bugaloo.

    • word says:

      Yeah I know. What was she thinking wearing that? She really is turning into Kim 2.0. Her face and body have changed drastically in the past year. Wait until she turns 18 and her butt will probably “grow” bigger than Kim’s. This girl has no talent (just like Kim). Her mom probably told her THIS is her only option. Therefore be prepared of years to come of Kylie dating multiple rich/famous men and doing pap strolls while Kim pathetically tries to compete.

  14. MsMercury says:

    So it could be about another underage girl? Or about Kylie when she was 14-15. He is so gross.

  15. BeckyR says:

    I would not let that trash NEAR my teenage daughter. Guess her parents were busy.

  16. Me too says:

    It doesn’t matter the age of the subject. The lyrics are just gross. Why do people feel the need to write disgusting lyrics about sex? Ugh find some talent please.

  17. Zigggy says:

    Disturbing.

  18. Tacos and TV says:

    Tyga is a pedophile. I am saying it. I wish I could broadcast it or afford to write it in the Sky. I deeply hope rappers and other artists stop working with him. Kylie’s family is gross. Khloe used to sneak out to hook up with older men at a young age as well. She admitted it on TV. I was sexually abused twice and DO NOT take kindly to such matters. Even if I was never abused this would still sicken me. He has known her since she’s a little one. Not ok. He has been of age for most of the time he’s been affiliated with her. The police department should be investigating the well being of his son and any child around Tyga. It’s not a joke. Tyga should never be around children and CPS should be called immediately. He’s a sick man. he is 25 years old and actively sleeping with a girl who he knows is under aged. Kris Jenner, Caitlyn Jenner, and Tyga should all be arrested and locked away.

    • Valois says:

      No, he’s not. He’s a creepy idiot, but not a pedophile. Pedophiles aren’t into girls who’ve hit puberty.

      • tacos and tv says:

        Ok. Fine. Youre right. I was just so upset when i saw those lyrics. he’s a child molester. He likes little girls and broadcasts it. He is a child predator. He needs jail time.

  19. Pandy says:

    I don’t buy any of the bullying crap … it’s just an excuse to post about how great she is, how great she’s handling her bullying. Go away. Maybe don’t post your life online if you don’t want to hear critique?

  20. Dr.Funkenstein says:

    I try to avoid this kind of thing, but I must say that this guy is just trash. Trash. Trash with a capital ‘T’.

  21. Mille says:

    I’m from Denmark which is a very alternative country with different views than Americans. On this site I see a lot of people being judgemental towards the fact that Kylie is 17 and Tyga is 25 and saying that it is statutory rape. I’m just curious, when I was 17, I had my first boyfriend who was at the time 23. My family, friends and myself didn’t focus on the age difference and considered it a normal relationship. Let’s say that Tyga and Kylies relationship is based on mutual respect, understanding and pure love, then I guess I just find it weird that one day, Kylie is 17 and her relationship is considered “disgusting” and “wrong” and from one day to another she will turn 18, and then you think it’s completely fine, or what???
    I’m not trying to offend anyone, just trying to understand your views. Can someone please explain the logic of this to me???? I respect your opinions.
    (I apologize if I misspelled words or if my grammar is off as English is not my first language)

    • jwoolman says:

      She was more likely 15 or younger when they got together- she was living with him by the time she was 16, her mother hardly seemed to even know where she was when asked, she was off in Europe with him.

      Kylie doesn’t seem like someone who matured early emotionally. She does seem rather abandoned by her parents since an early age (they used Khloe as a live-in nanny when Khloe was quite young). It’s all very individual, but this girl hasn’t even had basic education. Even a high school education here isn’t much compared to what your country probably expects by her age, we have illiterates graduating from our high schools. So she’s not really prepared for independent adult life and her parents just are counting the days until she moves out to her own mansion. All this makes it very unlikely that her relationship with Tyga is healthy. Also not wise financially, she’s likely to lose her money to him.

      Probably the age of consent has become higher here because of so many bad experiences with younger girls and older men, usually resulting in early teenage pregnancies with all the physical and emotional risks they pose for mother and child. My friend coached a junior high basketball team where one 12 year old was dating a 20 year old, and her idiot parents thought it was fine. As he said, there’s a name for such guys: LOSERS. In another time and another culture, a 12 year old might be married off to a 30 year old. But that doesn’t really work well today for a variety of reasons. It’s more likely to be a disaster for the girl, who is knocked off track getting an education especially.

      • Mille says:

        Thank you for taking the time. It makes sense. But I will say, you can’t evaluate someones relationship with their family from a most likely scripted reality TV-series.
        If your impression of Kylie and the Kardashians was different, would you still be against the Kylie/Tyga relationship?