Justin Theroux appeared on The Ellen Show yesterday to promote The Leftovers. Only he spent most of the time chatting about his wife and their marriage, because of course. At one point in their conversation, Justin admitted that Jennifer doesn’t like riding on the back of his motorcycle, so that’s when Ellen gave him a life-sized Aniston doll, complete with a janky wig. The doll is… um…???
As we all know by now, Jennifer Aniston and Justin’s “secret wedding” was so super-secret that they didn’t even tell some of their guests that they were coming to a wedding – some people thought it was just a party for Justin’s birthday. Justin talked about that and other stuff with Ellen:
The not-telling-guests thing: “It was actually a massive miscalculation. Afterwards, we kind of realized, like, that was a terrible plan, because you’re basically telling half your guests, ‘You’re unemployed and we can’t trust you,’ which was of course not the case, but we just kind of put it out there, and people that said yes to the birthday [we didn’t tell], and then people who said, ‘We can’t,’ we really put more pressure on them to be at the ‘birthday.’ We also have friends who, when we‘ve done barbecues and stuff, show up, like, dressed to the nines, like, ‘This is the thing, right?’ And we’re like, ‘No, this is actually just a barbecue.’”
Calling Aniston his “wife”: “The first couple days of doing it—it’s a great feeling. ‘Fiancée,’ after a while, sounds cute at first…then, you get to say, ‘My wife.'”
She’s not into the motorcycle: “She’s gotten on like three times, but she’s done with it. She doesn’t want to do it anymore.”
[From Vanity Fair & Us Weekly]
The not-telling-wedding-guests thing is still weird to me, but whatever. It was their secret wedding, not mine. I’m genuinely surprised that wedding photos haven’t turned up anywhere, but maybe Aniston is saving that big reveal for when she has something to promote.
Here are some photos of Aniston in New York yesterday:
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, Michael Rozman/Warner Bros.
What’s going on with her face? She looks swollen.
Since they thrive on being apart, I’m sure the doll will come in handy for Justin.
Ps..Does Ellen discuss questions with her guests before the show because I’m trying to think why she already had the doll to give to Justin.
DUDE!~ i didn’t want to be too QQ about it but sweet minty God what the F*ck has she been doing?? it’s strange I can'[t even place it cause this is a different thing than the Cake press tour cheeks and eyes
Also what is with her outfit this is borderline Depp in it’s busy manicness
I think she’s just getting post-40 loose skin (49 year old here!) – gravity is a bitch, it begins to pull the face down.
They, Aniston and Justin, are very good friends with Ellen so, I sure it was a joke on her part.
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As far as her looking rather bed headish… Isn’t she filming a movie? Early call, role out of bed, brush teeh, throw on a hat and clothes. Go! Makes sense to me, but I am sure the you all will continue to pick her apart.
So, the rule is, when she’s in NY, he has to go to LA, and vice versa. Sounds like a plan for a long and unhappy marriage.
By the way, why is he still pimping the DOA second season of the doomed HBO series.
This poor sucker had better be looking for a new gig, and good luck with that, since it took him till the age of 43 to get his first TV series.
After seeing the past sneak previews I can hardly work up the enthusiasm to even watch. I might try to watch it eventually.
Jennifer won’t ride the motorcycle? What kind of wife is she??
A smart one!
Agreed! The idea of becoming road paté if something happens gives me the willies.
This! I tried it a few times, too, but no more!
Alice too, thank you for “road paté.”
Her ex husband had one. She probably already tried it out and never cared for it.
I don’t know. I would love it my man had a bike. But alas, he is way too square.
I like her outfit here. Nice jacket.
Me, too. Except for the shoes. I’m not a fan of white shoes.
I like white sneakers but they get dirty after two seconds so I don’t own any.
I like white sneakers too. They’re not for everyday.
I have ONE pair of white shoes and they’re Keds sneaks like she’s got on but they’re “pleather” so you can wipe off any dirt. the cotton ones are cute but yes, they get dirty too quickly.
Yeah, I like her whole outfit too. She looks like a normal non-celeb person here
Ellen is hysterical….a blown up J.A.! Jennifer is a loyal person, to her friends, even her clothes. The girl has been carrying around the same handbag for years. I think she is a tad eccentric which explains why she chose Justin to me. They fit in well together and he gets she’s the more powerful of the two and doesn’t seem to give a sh*t. Nice fit…..
Why do I think the description of her being the “most powerful” of the two, funny. She has ZERO power in Hollywood, what does that make him.
Her shoes are from the Christine Ouzounian Summer Collection.
^^Gold.
That took me a real moment to figure out… I was actually trying to place the designer…. this is why I come to this site…. xox
I agree! The comments here are the best.
Brilliant! I’ll bet you had to cut and paste that surname.
I like her sneakers. Im actually searching right now for a pair like that. They’re so light & comfy…..& i like the jacket too
I find this person quite repellent. It’s something about the long body, shovel jaw, and tiny wee legs. If she obviously finds him attractive, good for her, there’s a lid for every pot it seems. Or maybe he was just the last turkey in the shop.
I think she had reached the point where she realized beggars can’t be choosers.
Yes Carmen I also think that, too.
My Phys-Ed teacher in Junior High had the same kind of body. All of the girls had a massive crush on the guy.
Not much anyone can do about the way they are built, but he’s certainly keeping himself in shape. I think he’s rather hot.
I think he’s hot, too. Brows overgroomed, and skinny pants have to go, but I can overlook those, I guess.
Not a big fan of skinny jeans either, but as someone else pointed out in a different thread, it’s possible he wears them because jeans with a wide leg would make his legs look shorter. Guys don’t have as many wardrobe options for downplaying things. A woman with this body type would probably mostly wear empire waist dresses to make her legs look longer.
Eyebrows…his look like the unruly sort. Imagine if he didn’t keep them groomed? 🙂
@ antipodean: Quite repellent! How do you really feel…lol
@ Carmen: Quite sure she didn’t have to beg, just saying…
@ Alice: 100.
@nancy: No begging required when you hand out the check on time.
Of course Jennifer is waiting for By The Sea premiere to accidentally release the wedding photos, uncle Terry must have finished airbrushing then by now.
October 15 mark the date, she is gearing for BTS, some half arse announcement will be coming from from her PR guy to coincide with the realize of that movie, she’ll always be a coattail rider.
The wee lad is such a try hard, he is loving the limelight, but it will be back to reality soon when HBO dumps his low rated series.
He and Jennifer should last a long time since they hardly spend anytime together.
Bless your heart… I know you are just on the edge of your seat waiting to see those photos, but sadly, you won’t get that opportunity.
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Mark my words, troll.
Wanna bet? Wedding pictures will be released by Nov 13.
Bless your heart….
She is a troll because her opinion differs from yours? You are the biggest hypocrite and troll of all. As you said above, you love picking apart AJ. So, tit for tat.
His HBO show couldn’t even break the top 100 TV shows Sunday night. HBO needs to plug the plug on that loser, now.
Wow! That’s horrible.
Aniston who is becoming a stalker is just waiting for the BTS promo to begin her coattail riding antics. Coattail riding & stalking is her regular thing…. and very good at that. She makes it seems she is not like that BUT to those who have observed & watched her many times, too many coincidences are just unbelievable. Remember, she cannot be ignored. Her skeds conveniently coincides with the JPs. Her team always ensures to coincide her “appearances” or “news” or “photoshoots” to that of AJBP. Just watch. That has always been her style. She needs AJBP to be on the spot light.
Don’t worry Huvane has this all worked out on his tablet. All the important dates are all noted.
That’s kind of funny given that the trailer for BTS was dropped the day after Aniston and Theroux announced they had gotten married. I supposed if someone really wants to see patterns, it works both ways.
@Alice: The date of the BTS trailer was announced a week BEFORE the “surprise” last minute “wedding”. Now, who’s coat-tailing who. The loser is desperate for a crumb of Brad and Angie’s publicity and fame.
You’d have a point, if it weren’t for the fact that trailer releases are determined months in advance and by the distributors. So Aniston may have found out the release date and made the announcement the day before to over-shadow. Which gives even more credence to the pattern like Peggy said and shows it is only one way and more evidence of Aniston’s scheming and coattailing. So Alice too you proved Peggy’s point even though you didn’t intend to.
I think it’s safe to say that I actually do have a point. People who want to see patterns can find a way to see them regardless. It doesn’t mean there actually is one. I see above someone has added “last minute wedding” into their comment. It’s not as if they hadn’t been engaged for a couple of years beforehand, and the wedding date didn’t fall almost exactly on the proposal “anniversary”. Honestly, if she had really wanted to try and steal the thunder from the film, she would have decided to have gotten married on the date of the film premiere and would have also invited all of the paps in. Regardless of what you think about her, the next day would have been a tabloid-fest of wedding pictures. I quite honestly doubt she would “waste” her “wedding cartridge” on a mere trailer if her intent was to coattail. My 2 cents
@Peggy, who wrote: “Of course Jennifer is waiting for By The Sea premiere to accidentally release the wedding photos, uncle Terry must have finished airbrushing then by now.”
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Wow, Ben needs to grow that beard back pronto and put back a little grey in his hair.
he looks terrible, doesn’t he? reminds me of how he looked in Dazed and Confused…he looks like he had something done to his eye area and he looks bloated. and his hair is yukko.
A good friend of mine and her husband got married in secret. They had a party that night and told everyone at the party that they were married already. Even though I thought that was a bad idea, I felt sorry for them because everyone (but me) was livid. They thought they would have this big celebration and everyone was yelling at them. It was sad.
I’m sorry for your friends, but I’m also laughing my ads off because it sound like it would be a great episode for “Curb your Enthusiasm” .
Yeah, even she laughs about it now. Her great party where they made this big announcement expecting jubilation and people starting crying and yelling at them. It would be a good sitcom.
Good grief. Some people get insane re. weddings and funerals.
I would have thanked for not having purchase a dress and sit through some big overpriced ceremony. plus they saved themselves from having everyone being a pain in the with there special request and advice. People suck.
That’s pretty selfish of the guests actually.
That doll is creepy
@catelyn: Which “doll” is creepier, the one Aniston created with the spray on hair, and orange skin, or the more realistic looking one sitting by him wearing one of Aniston’s old wigs. Both are creepy, and full of hot air.
bwhahaha Bingo!
Does he regret it because he did not know until that day……I kid, I kid….????
I just don’t get the fedora and face scarf thing she does in NYC?
I reminds me of how, when Michael Jackson used to be in disguise, it just called more attention to him. Or, is this her interpretation of down town hip?
Someone please educate me because, for reals, I don’t understand this at all.
How does showing off your private life (engagement, wedding, baby announcement, etc.) help an actor’s chances of being nominated or winning awards? This is not how my brain works at all. I watch a performance and think, yes, great work and deserves recognition, or no, that’s sh!te and deserves to be flushed.
But clearly, this isn’t how other people think? So, how does this work, exactly? Why does publishing wedding photos help promote your acting ability in a film?
I’m being sincere, here. I truly don’t understand.
When she was trying to get nominated for an Oscar, funny she announced she was dyslexic and an old boyfriend who just died sent Justin to her by way of living with Heidi for 15 yrs.
Hope that was of some help to you, it sure did not help in her go ugly for Oscar campaign, not that she needed much help in that department.
I think Jen will release a wedding photo or two when/if she ever finds herself in a position to get awards attention. She’ll “save” it, just like Chastain is saving an engagement for the same thing.
Why oh why can he not shut his pie hole? Stop!
Agreed. He sounds so douchey every time. Poor Heidi, to have to be subjected to all this.
We could have another secret wedding. LOL
Sean Penn was at Madonna’s NYC concert last month, but now he has shown up in Vancouver to watch her again. She sang a song I don’t think she’s ever performed live from her 1993 album. She hasn’t performed it all this tour. This is the first time. Could it be about him?
“Maddon has a superfan … ex-husband Sean Penn, who was smack dab front and center at her Wednesday night concert in Vancouver.
Penn took in the show alongside Amy Schumer, who opened for Madge earlier on tour, but Penn only had eyes for his ex-wife.
It’s the second time in a month he’s caught his ex on the road, the last time being this past September in NYC.”
“All that staring might have paid off … Madge dedicated the song “Secret” to a “special guest.” The lyrics start, “Things haven’t been the same since you came into my life, you found a way to touch my soul and I’m never, ever, ever gonna let it go…”
Personally I find these throw a surprise secret weddings to be very immature. Be an adult and tell people beforehand.