Khloe Kardashian totally lied about cooking her Thanksgiving pies: tacky?

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Over Thanksgiving, several of the Kardashian-Jenner women were tweeting, Instagraming and Snapchatting their holiday spreads. Khloe Kardashian posted the above Instagram, plus several others, of her Thanksgiving feast. She actually had the audacity to write: “I am sooooo proud of myself lol can I say that??? I filmed on a tripod, in my kitchen a lot of me baking and prepping for today so I will have that up on my app soon!!! I love testing myself and seeing what I can accomplish and actually make successfully!” Sure. Except that much like Khloe’s ass, her Thanksgiving was made of lies.

Khloe Kardashian — unlike George Washington — told a very cherry lie … grabbing credit for baking when all she did was taking. Khloe was bursting with pride on her Instagram that she baked 3 pies from scratch … pecan, pumpkin and cherry, all for a Thanksgiving feast.

It seems so sweet … but it turns out Khloe’s no pie maker at all. We found out the pies came from one of the premiere bakeries in L.A. — Sweet Lady Jane. Khloe even laid out the pies in the same order they’re featured on the SLJ website.

[From TMZ]

I have no shade for people who decide to mix it up with homemade food and store-bought food, especially for a big holiday like Thanksgiving. One of my Thanksgiving traditions is making the trek down to the specialty ham shop and buying a fat honey-glazed ham which has been expertly cooked. But the thing is, I admit that. I’m fine with everyone knowing that I buy pre-cooked ham and yes, I even buy cakes and pies at a bakery. I’m not trying to pass that stuff off as homemade.

Anyway, Khloe was really mad that sites were calling her out on her BS, so she tweeted out one of the most obscene messages I’ve ever read – go here to read the NSFW tweet. Here’s the thing… when Khloe lies about stupid stuff like making her own Thanksgiving pies, that means she’s totally lying about the big stuff too (like the Pinocchio Butt).

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  1. Jo says:

    Kardashians is a big sham

    • Loulou says:

      Did anyone actually think she made those pies? There’s no way she has enough brain cells to even measure out ingredients.

      • Cran says:

        There is no way she cooked food for all the people she hosted for Thanksgiving. she may enjoy baking cookies with her nieces & nephews but holiday dinners for large groups requir time & organization. Besides there would have been pictures for days on her social media is she really cooked all that food.

        That tweet was vile. She would not have been so nasty if she had not been so blatant in her lies. Those pies are even photographed in the exact layout as the pics from the company she purchased them from. Her lying about baking them was unnecessary and silly.

      • Mel M says:

        Right?! And who lies about stuff like this and posts pictures that an get you so easily caught? If she were smart she would’ve posted videos and pics of her in the process of baking and then laid them out completely different then the company did. I don’t understand why if you are going to lieu oh would be so lazy about it. This is just one of the reasons I don’t believe anything that comes out of any of their mouths. Not even Kourtney at this point.

      • Chrissy says:

        Not to mention that she might break one of her talons if she were to do anything like baking. Ugh.

    • kcarp says:

      She could have said…..Damn you busted me out. Ha ha ha……….It would have been over after that, I mean who cares its pies and thanksgiving. She had to make herself look like a real class act with the MF and the nastiness.

    • Lahdidahbaby says:

      I can’t believe Khloé would lie. My world is in a shambles. If you can’t count on a Kardashian for the truth, who CAN you trust?

      Judging by her ass, I have always thought her the seat of truth. The bottom line. No buts about it.

      It’s Khloé, for godssake.

  2. SuperStef says:

    I’m actually a little offended by this. I make my own pies every year from scratch. This B#$*! Only knows how to scratch her big fake a$$….

    Just sayin’

    Stef

    • PinaColada says:

      +1 I make all my own pies from scratch, too. It’s not rocket science, but it takes DAYS and it’s a lot of work. She is obviously a pathological liar. My mother was like that. Lie just to lie when it’s totally unnecessary. Boo.

      • Nicolette says:

        I host Thanksgiving and always bake a sweet potato pie and apple pie from scratch, including the crust. This year though I went to my favorite bakery for an apple crumb pie but would never dream of passing it off as my own. I had more guests than usual and time was just getting away from me. You’re right, Thanksgiving isn’t rocket science, it’s really all just basic comfort food. But if you’re not the one hosting you have no idea how much time goes into preparing for it. It’s exhausting really, but worth it to put a holiday feast out for the family. How pathetic to have to lie about making a pie. If she lies about something so basic, imagine all the other lies that come out of her mouth.

      • me says:

        Seriously! I love baking pies from scratch, but it takes days. How dare that brat. I mean, at least position them a different way!

    • Sarah (another one) says:

      Amen! Though the notion of a Kardashian lying and being shocked about it is amusing. How do you know when a Kardashian is lying? Their lips are moving.

    • Alex says:

      I can’t really bake outside of like cupcakes so I admire anyone that can do a full dinner spread. If someone needs pies to be brought to dinner I tell them upfront its store bought.
      The thing is its SO DUMB to lie about baking these pies!! Who the hell cares that you didn’t make them?! It goes back to their need to lie about every facet of their lives at this point.

      • Rosalee says:

        I can’t bake nor have any desire to learn how to bake, my mother and grandmother were marvels in the kitchen..the old school baking freezing, canning picking berries etc. both my sisters now do the same except for berry picking..both are too afraid of ticks. I jump into the car and drive to the lovely bakery downtown and have more time to do the things I like to do. Everyone who knows me knows where that pie came from. Why would she lie nothing to be gained..fool..

    • We Are All Made of Stars says:

      Well as someone whose coworkers will attest to my impassioned utterance of “People who buy pies or use store bought pie crust are an abomination!”…. yeah, I stick by that. And seriously, if these broads are so media savvy, why would this one not think that she would get caught if the bakery is so famous and is *advertising the pies on a website?* I’m kind of more disturbed by the deplorable brain deadness here than the actual lying.

    • EscapedConvent says:

      @SuperStef: As my Mom would say, Khloe “doesn’t know whether to scratch her watch or wind her ass.”

      What a vile person she is. That message is awful. It doesn’t matter what she does to her outside, her inside is hideous.

      • SydneySnider says:

        I agree with everyone here. What gets me is her response to being exposed as a blatant liar. Not only is it utterly disgusting, but she’s actually trying to make her critics look like they’re the bad guys. And, looking at that spread, I’ll bet it was more than the pies she bought.

        Reading the comments on another site, I came across so many that expressed deep disappointment in this one. Apparently, people used to believe that she was the most “real” one: pretty, natural, fun, laid back and… honest. Just goes to show – beware of false idols. Or idols in general.

        She’s truly obnoxious. And dumb.

    • Zwella Ingrid says:

      I too make my own pies from scratch, and it is a ton of work. Shame on her for trying to take credit for those pies. You can pretty much look at them and tell they are not homemade. Homemade pies-crust in particular, are not that symmetrical unless you are some kind of pie wizard.

    • Carol says:

      I make my own pies, including baking down the pie pumpkins to make purée and mixing my own pumpkin pie spice, but if you compliment me about any aspect of it I will interrupt you to say that the crust is store-bought because I can’t make a good pie crust to save my life. This family continues to exceed my expectations of bad behavior.

  3. Froggy says:

    That whole family is made up of tacky liars. I cannot wait for the day that name isn’t in the news.

    • tracking says:

      +1 And her response is disgusting!

      • Nicolette says:

        Yes it is, but not such a shock. She’s far from being a sweet little dew drop though, she’s more like the moldy moss you find under a rock. Being eloquent is not part of who she is. Vulgar and trashy? That she knows how to do.

      • smcollins says:

        Indeed it was! I mean, she’s the one who was busted for lying about something so stupid and yet she’s acting all pissed off and self-righteous about it, like her naysayers are the pathetic ones. Ugh…STFU!

      • Bassza says:

        She has no respect for the people that actually created the food either. I work as a florist and I’ve had numerous times where people have passed off my work as their own. I cant really say anything, I dont want to put off customers, but it hurts when your effort and talent is ignored like that.
        I find it hilarious how angry she is that people found out she lied though, karma a biatch.

      • swack says:

        @Bassza – I truly don’t understand why people do that. Working with flowers and making arrangements is a difficult job – one I cannot do. Hopefully there are others out there that are singing your praises.

      • Christin says:

        One of my biggest peeves is someone claiming credit for another’s work.

        That bakery likely needs extra business more than she needs app subscribers.

      • Tiffany :) says:

        Bassza, that stinks, especially because it robs the true talent of a possible referral.

  4. Jem says:

    She didn’t lose that weight at the gym either. She’s on the coke diet

    • Kitten says:

      Brazilian Butt Lift–the easiest “diet” ever.

    • Size Does Matter says:

      What sealed it for me was when she said recently that she worked on her butt for two and a half years and wished her arms had more definition. Arms are the quickest body part to get definition because they generally have the least body fat. You can see a huge change in arms in six weeks. She’s such a liar.

      • Zwella Ingrid says:

        Very true. My arms have definition from working out, and were the first things to noticeably look different. Unfortunately the rest of me still looks lumpy.

      • Snowflake says:

        Not for me. Even when I got skinny, I still didn’t have defined arms. My arms just look bigger because I get muscle along with the fat

    • kcarp says:

      i have heard that too. I read that her vilifying Lamar was the pot calling the kettle black.

  5. Catwoman says:

    Kardashians only lie on days that end in “Y”. And how I love autocorrect. Karma shown came out Lard assian!!

  6. Ivy says:

    Did anyone actually believe she made that herself? Does anyone actually believe anything they say?

    Also, I find it quite ridiculous how she writes “I love testing myself and seeing what I can accomplish and actually make successfully!”
    Honey, you pretended to have baked pies, not run a f*cking marathon!

    • We Are All Made of Stars says:

      Yeah, that level of lying was over the edge stupid. And if I may critique the pies as a pie baker, the crusts are fluted/crimped very nicely, and the pumpkin custard appears to not be cracked. There is no spillage onto the lattice crust of the cherry pie either. My point is that somebody with pie skillz did this job, not somebody that just “decided to challenge themselves and zomg look at how great it turned out amazing!” Somebody needs to work on their lying skills.

      • EscapedConvent says:

        “Somebody needs to work on their lying skills” is a great sentence and can be applied to almost any KK post.

      • Zwella Ingrid says:

        Right. The majority of us pie makers can spot fake-as in not homemade. The crust will give it away every time.

      • We Are All Made of Stars says:

        Yes, the edging on the pie on the left looks machine perfect. Uh-uh.

    • Wren says:

      Well, she didn’t actually saaaaaaaay she baked the pies, just that she “challenged herself”. Maybe the challenge was to obtain pies? I always make my own so I’m not sure exactly how difficult it is to buy one at a bakery. Does one have to do a Hunger Games style challenge to enter a bakery in LA? If so, I’d be impressed.

    • crtb says:

      I don’t get it. Why lie about something that most people don’t really care about.

  7. vauvert says:

    Let me save everyone the need to comment on this or any future K post:
    Water is wet. The sky is blue. The Kardashians lie.

    If you want to know why, the reason is very simple: they state things in such a covertly fudge-y way that they can later deny, deflect, explain, argue and more. They do this very deliberately because every single incident puts their name at the top of google and Twitter. Also because they have zero shame or moral, they care not if they are proven liars time and time again.

    End of social media lesson. End of rant. Going back to my reno….

  8. Kyle Randall says:

    I know Khloe has often been thought of as the “fun” or “favorite” of the Kardashian sisters. They all lie. I expect that. But to me, she is the most crass, vulgar, rude, hot-tempered, loud and obnoxious one. Ugh, no thanks.

    • Ivy says:

      Agree. I was shocked about that nasty message she tweeted. How can post something like that publicly without batting an eye??

    • Melibea says:

      +1000

    • Kitten says:

      Who can pick a favorite when they’re all so awful?

      • Tiffany :) says:

        Exactly. They are all so terrible. Hearing their name makes my face do the “ewww!” thing, like I smelled something nasty.

      • Lauren says:

        Lol Kitten very true! But for some reason people/ fans seem to really love Khloe and Kendall because they ‘keep it real’ , whatever real means! I can’t stand any of them but I think I feeding the beast by even commenting. I should stop and Celebitchy as one of the best gossip sites online should ban Kardashian posts!

    • Anne tommy says:

      It was a horrible message. And the weird excuse that she has a lot of shi@t going on in her life…don’t we all. But I have never reacted to it by faking baking. Either bake or Just unapologetically buy the frigging things and keep people In a job.

  9. Mrs. Wellen Melon says:

    The Wicked Witch melting – that’s the visual I’m getting from Khloe’s NSFW tweet.

    • GoodNamesAllTaken says:

      Yes, that was pretty ugly. Liar gets caught lying and does not like it one bit. Quite a different picture from the happy little homemaker she was trying to pretend to be. What a ridiculous family.

    • SydneySnider says:

      Not only that, but, just remind me – how old is this creature? She writes like a hormone-fuelled, angst-ridden 15-year-old. She lies, gets busted and tso throws a massive tantie… What a mule.

  10. Patricia says:

    My word she is really angry about this! That tweet actually made me feel a bit concerned. I know she’s not a favorite around these parts any more (understandably!) but I feel bad for her. She must be pretty worked up to be so mad, and must have been feeling more desperate than usual for validation to be lying about something so mundane as pies.

    She probably baked the corn muffins laid out behind the pies and just decided to pretend she baked it all. Foolish and unnecessary.

    Also I baked my family’s pies because I have the baking talent so I’m always called upon You should see what I have to bake in the next two weeks before Christmas. How did it get like this in my life??! And my pumpkin pie was better than ever but come on now, most from-scratch pumpkin pies do NOT come out looking perfect like that. They look a mess and taste amazing.

    • Size Does Matter says:

      Agree about the muffins.

      Pie defensive is the angriest kind of defensive.

    • Annie says:

      My mother baked pies that looked like that, but she was an excellent amateur baker with years and years of weekly bread and pie baking. Those incredibly flaky pie crusts she made! That Khloe would think anyone who knew anything about baking would believe she baked those pies in an afternoon of her “testing herself” – well, she is delusional.

    • Katy says:

      Really!! I couldn’t believe how angry and defensive she got over this stupid pie bust.

      You are a liar Khloe – you should have crawled back under your rock but instead you made it worse by getting so defensive. What a fool!!

    • Virgilia Coriolanus says:

      I looked at those pies (especially the pumpkin) and called total BS that she made them herself. I do all of my baking from scratch, and am the first to say that I am not the best and am clearly not professional. So when I saw the pumpkin pie, I call bs, because pumpkin pie is SO hard to make without it “cracking” on the top–not unless you’re a professional baker. And Khloe is not. And the LEAF? That was the huge clue.

  11. Jwoolman says:

    I still don’t understand why she lied about this. There is nothing wrong with serving pies from a bakery. She does know how to cook, but nobody really cares if she had the time to bake three different pies from scratch or not.

    And she’s over thirty years old – time to lose the junior high vulgarities, Khloe.

    • whatthe says:

      Wanna bet she had a professional chef make the dinner and her housekeeper laid out the spread on the table. It all looks too perfect.

      • doofus says:

        who takes the time to meticulously put cookies in a jar like that?!

        the perfect pattern-ing?…weird.

      • Kitten says:

        She absolutely did not arrange those cookies. NFW.

        I’m so not into all the white dishware. I mean, it looks pretty and all but that is so not my style.

      • @ doofus…..slowly raising my hand…& now making a quick exit! 🙂

        Please don’t judge, I have issues! 🙂

      • Lady D says:

        I thought the cookies were bought that way. The kind of thing that looks cool, but you don’t want to actually eat. Not to mention, that’s a lot of cookies for one person, how do they not go stale before being eaten?

      • Christin says:

        @Lady D – I read elsewhere that she used four boxes of Oreos to fill one jar. Apparently she showed how to layer them in some app video. FOUR BOXES. Absolutely seems wasteful, unless there are a bunch of people in a household.

      • Jwoolman says:

        For the cookies – she probably does get enough visitors to go through the cookies before they get stale. Oreos are accidentally vegan (no dairy, no egg) so there isn’t much to spoil with all that sugar in them. I’ve eaten nondairy/no-egg stuff long long past the expiration date with no trips to the ER yet. But I do wrap cookies individually in cheapie sandwich bags (twist and knot to seal) and then keep in plastic containers or really long-term in the freezer. (My attempt to slow myself down but also because I get sick of sweets easily. I’m still working on Halloween candy from 2014.) Crackers usually go into mason jars loose and random, though. A package of San-J sesame rice crackers fills up and stacks neatly in an empty peanut butter jar…

        Once you learn how to stack the cookies, I imagine it’s fun to do. So I can believe she’s a DIY cookie stacker. I use the cheapie sandwich bags like a glove for any food manipulations, though.

    • swack says:

      @Kitten, we use paper plates (which we recycle), foil containers for whatever we can that we bake (again to be recycled) because clean up is a b!tch. She can use all that nice dinner ware because she doesn’t have to clean up the mess afterwards. Also, you can buy cookies in a jar.

  12. Erinn says:

    But… she never said she baked the pies in that instagram – so I mean, it’s not really a lie. She was most excited over the monkey bread – which does look homemade, and the cupcakes or muffins are all different heights, so I’d assume she probably baked those too. Sure she implied that she had baked it all simply by taking a photo of everything together… but this is definitely pretty minor on the Kardashian lie meter.

    • Jwoolman says:

      Actually, I think she did say she baked everything in the picture. When tweeters questioned that she had made everything, in particular the pies, she said she had pics and video of her in the kitchen and they would be posted in her app. So she had a chance to say that she got the pies from a bakery but did the rest herself, and instead she stuck to the original story. Most telling is the fact that she deleted the pics.

      It sounds to me that since she is pushing her cooking skills in the paid app, she decided to claim everything as homemade by her very own hands as part of the image she’s selling in the app.

      • Kitten says:

        Yeah..it’s sort of like lying by omission. She didn’t claim that she made the pies but she never denied it either–and she had plenty of opportunities to clarify.

        Meh. She sucks.

      • Cran says:

        Those apps are like cable packages or DirectTV types. They require content. She disrespects the people who are paying for it by supplying them with whatever filler she can find. There is no effort involved in her part. She paid a professional to design & organize her home. She merely stands in front of the results & is filmed saying words. I don’t know why anyone would pay for the Kardashian apps when you can go on YouTube and watch people who actually show how to do those things in your own home.

    • Hadleyb says:

      I think there was another tweet with pics that she claimed she baked everything.

      • lisatorner says:

        Ya there was a separate picture where she had actually put the bought pies on OVEN RACKS and added text like “All baked by me! Can’t believe it!” Just straight up lying.

        Lying is just second nature to the whole family, they justify deceiving and misleading people at any cost for their own gain.

        I really really REALLY hope her book sales are bombing.

    • Alex says:

      She had another picture where she had the pies on an oven rack and said she made all of it

      • me says:

        Yeah she put them on an oven rack for God’s sake! The lengths these fools go to…wow.

      • Jwoolman says:

        Those pies are usually served cold, so she couldn’t have just been warming them up. Besides, warmup would be done after dinner. She definitely was faking the baking.

    • someone says:

      Is Monkey bread a typical Thanksgiving dish? We eat it for a casual breakfast in our house, not as a side dish for lunch or dinner.

  13. lucy2 says:

    I guess her baking skills are as real as her butt.

    I can’t imagine being so messed up in the head as to make up such lies to sell yourself.

    • Christin says:

      And I thought she claimed to have been so busy for two months that she had not worked out? Yet a week before, an article claimed she got up early daily to (guess what) drive to her workouts?

      They cannot keep the stories straight (maybe purposefully so, because it gets attention).

  14. yuck says:

    What don’t the Kardashians lie about?

  15. emmyb1608 says:

    A Kardashian faked something to make themselves look good… Shocker!

  16. Blackbetty says:

    ROTFL!

  17. Aussie girl says:

    Not shocked at her lie ( one of many). But really, the get off my dick and stop choking on my balls does her no favours.

  18. Angie says:

    I think it’s blatantly obvious that everything these people do, say or attach their name to is calculated for profit and/or exposure to benefit them in some way, shape, or form. Just like their show is totally not scripted, Kim’s 72 day marriage was completely out of true love that just didn’t work out.. The list goes on and on. Nothing is an accident.

    Much like 98.9% of people on Instagram who are considered “famous” (?) lie about their lives to perpetuate an image. Social media has just further fed the mass machinery of narcissism. The end.

  19. Sochan says:

    She is gross and has zero class and dignity. She should have done the right thing and made a joke about how she can’t cook, and then gave praise and credit to the folks at Sweet Lady Jane – with accompanying photo – thanking them for their hard work and contribution to families during one of the most stressful food-centered holidays of the year. THAT’S how you do it. I bet their pies are phenomenal. They look really beautiful.

    • Sea Dragon says:

      A Kardashian promotes only when she’s getting paid. Sweet Lady Jane didn’t offer so no credit was given.

    • Jwoolman says:

      Khloe was just in the hospital herself with a serious infection.l, or so she says. Why would she even think people would expect her to make everything from scratch for such a dinner? My mother made a mincemeat pie and a pumpkin pie for the holidays and she had to make them days in advance. She didn’t bake much, so she couldn’t just whip them up along with cooking everything else on the day of the dinner. Cooking Thanksgiving dinner was enough of a major production for her as it was.

      Poor Khloe is probably in the kitchen right now, feverishly baking three pies for a new backdated video…. The consequences of weaving a tangled web.

      • jsilly4 says:

        Jwoolman you’re so right! She is probably filming her baking up a storm now. But the pie is so not going to come out looking like that so there will be camera trickery. But what’s new with the K clan? They ooze trickery.

      • Josephine says:

        She was not in the hospital, and she barely missed a day of being papped, so let’s not pretend that she was gravely ill. I think these people can no longer separate truth from lies. They all seem very sick.

  20. grabbyhands says:

    Don’t want to hear from the “haters:, Khloe? Don’t lie about stupid shit that is easy to disprove and that no one actually cares about anyway! Easy! I’m 100% certain that none of her followers care if she cooks or not.

    Either stop making stuff up (impossible, as it seems to be a genetic flaw in this family) or choose better lies.

  21. msw says:

    Pathetic and thirsty AF.

  22. Melibea says:

    Funny how she is saying that she has a lot going on in her life, is that suppose to make us feel pity for her? Problems and stress don’t justify lies..

    • Nicolette says:

      I think we all have a lot going on in our lives. Who doesn’t? Difference is she turns it into a reason to lie, or rather lie even more.

    • cannibell says:

      My former father-in-law used to say “You can’t judge irrational behavior by rational standards.” I’d say that applies here.

    • SydneySnider says:

      She’s just full of it, Melibea. Who doesn’t have a lot going on in their lives these days? Most women her age work an 8 hour or more day, have a family, a home to take of without the help of staff. Some are also studying or taking care of parents… They don’t have the option of clearing their diaries for a week or two, whether it’s because they’re sick or a desire to cook for a special occasion. She can stop her pap strolls any time she likes, along with all her ridiculous “modelling photo shoots”. She’s an insulting, ignorant, entitled , self-aggrandising shrew.

  23. missmerry says:

    We’re all aware that this family is just a half a dozen sacks of sh*t right with a spell cast on them that allows them to speak, right?

  24. Lakeridge says:

    If you look at that picture and imagine the pies not there, it looks a lot less impressive. I find it more repugnant that she didn’t credit the pie bakery.

  25. Linn says:

    Does anybody else find the “I’m sooooo proud of myself ridiculous.”? Even if she had made those pies herself it’s hardly nobel-prize worthy.

    There are probably millions of people making pie everyday without trying to make it sound like they just cured cancer.

    Do people really pay for her app?

  26. Mar says:

    Can the day come where these people are not in my news feed every single day of my life?

  27. Murphy says:

    Khloe lies for a living.
    “I lost the weight by exercising, not by snorting coke”
    “this is my real behind”
    “I’m not hooked on pills”
    “I didn’t get Kylie hooked on pills”
    “Lamar was the only one who broke our vows”
    Khloe, you’re really bad at this.

  28. AmyB says:

    I think her vile response to being caught lying on Twitter is hysterical!! Can you imagine the issues she must have in order to respond that way?! Thanks for the laugh this morning Khloe! The whole family lies constantly about everything. They must really think their audience is stupid, or does not have the ability to go on the internet and look at older pics of every single one of them! LMAO

  29. The Eternal Side-Eye says:

    I think more than anything else it kills the Kardashian women that no one thinks they’re perfect. Yes they get a lot of media attention and make money from it, but you can tell they craft their image to be one where people admire them and think they’re really talented and special.

    Peep in on any of their social media any given day and you’ll see that isn’t happening. The same way she used Lamar’s illness for the impression she’s a compassionate person is the same way she used the pies for the impression she’s s homemaker. She’s none of the above.

    Just a brat that goes into a tizzy when people appropriatrly call her for what she is. Also as someone who’s always been looked at as the mannish one of the Kardashian sisters she might want to stop making dick and ball references to herself.

  30. My Two Cents says:

    Khloe’s image is so managed by PR teams that we just get glimpses of her true self. I would bet all I have she is a hateful person most of the time. Even if she didn’t lie about pies she should have given credit to the bakery when posting their products. That’s what I don’t get about instagram and twitter. So many people lie about mundane stuff to impress strangers.

  31. DiamondGirl says:

    If she made the corn muffins, it was from a box of Jiffy mix. She probably made the monkey bread.

    She did not arrange those cookies in the jars- I’ve seen them sold that way in catalogs.

    I believe the rumblings that her hiding out from a staph infection was really due to liposuction.

    • FingerBinger says:

      What’s monkey bread?

      • swack says:

        It’s generally made with biscuits, cinnamon, butter, sugar and other ingredients. It’s a pull-apart type bread. There are all types of recipies out there you can google. I have one that uses cinnamon rolls instead of biscuits.

      • Lady D says:

        FingerBinger, frozen bread dough, unthawed and allowed to rise. Mix a bowl of cinnamon and sugar together, little melted butter in the bottom of a bundt pan, pull the dough apart into balls, roll in cinnamon sugar and drop in pan. A little more melted butter on top, then bake. Can also be done with chunks of red pepper, jalapeno and ham with a little grated cheese or whatever you like. Be warned, you will probably eat the whole thing. Seriously addictive no matter the flavouring.
        While I have you on the line FingerBinger, is the g in Binger soft or hard? I don’t know how to pronounce your name and it’s bugging me:)

      • megs283 says:

        omg. I want monkey bread now. it’s amazing. Cook’s Country has an intense recipe, but my mom would use crescent rolls. I could seriously eat the WHOLE THINGGGGGGG.

  32. Spaniard says:

    A Kardashian lied color me shocked 😱😱

  33. Aarika says:

    Her response to the guy saying she’s a man tho? Dead. And Kardashian/Jenner folks have a severe allergy to the truth. Everybody knows that.

  34. Gabrielle says:

    No shade for buying pies but it would have been nice for her to give a plug to that bakery as long as she was tweeting about pies. PS. on the show she always has out those jars of cookies with them stacked the same way. She has had them like that for years, since she was with Lamar. I wonder if anyone ever eats them.

  35. Jag says:

    I just don’t understand the “everyone lies” thought process. Yes, there are times where I don’t say something – so would be lying by omission for little things like not gushing over someone if I don’t think they look good and they ask me directly what I think – but I haven’t outright lied in years.

    Pies are no big deal, so it baffles me why she would have lied about it. Well, unless she tried to get the bakery to pay for her endorsement and failed…

    • word says:

      Or she is planning on putting out a “baking book” in the near future and has to pretend she knows what she’s doing? Just like PMK. They had a chef on their show up until the point PMK’s cook book came out. Now the chef hides behind the cameras so we can really believe PMK cooks those meals (of which are far and between as they live off of salad in a plastic bowl).

      • Jwoolman says:

        Her kids revealed long ago that Demon Mother’s cooking skills extended to spaghetti with tomato sauce (which my brother could make by the time he was 12) and not much further. Khloe was actually cooking for her younger sisters as basically their live-in nanny when Khloe was quite young herself.

  36. Charlotte15 says:

    Her response was so vile, IMO so much worse than pretending to make pies. This entire family continues to get more and more awful, just when you think they possibly couldn’t.

  37. Wren says:

    I guess I’m the only one who didn’t find her response super offensive. I’ve heard a lot worse. Sure it was crass and vulgar but it hardly qualifies as the worst thing I’ve ever seen/heard. I was just at the airport, though, so maybe I’m biased. Just standard defensive butthurt-ness over being called out on a stupid lie. When you lie about something dumb it embarrasses you twice over because you look stupid on top of being dishonest. Serve her right, of course.

    • FingerBinger says:

      I’ve heard worse. I’ve also said worse. I do think she overreacted.

      • Wren says:

        I’ve said worse too. Not on social media for the world to read, but it’s still pretty tame to me. I do think she overreacted but I also think everyone else did too.

  38. Jayna says:

    They wouldn’t know what the truth is if it hit them in the face they’ve been lying for so long.

  39. Robin says:

    I wonder if someone in the house baked the muffins themselves, or if she bought the muffins and put them in pans?

  40. word says:

    Yep. You can’t buy pies from a bakery and then post it on instagram for millions to see and pretend you baked it ! Give the bakery the credit ! They are hard working people trying to make a living. The Kardashians lie about anything and everything. When they get caught, they point their fingers at the media and public as if we should be ashamed. How dare we !

  41. Dr. Funkenstein says:

    I just figure this is part of the narcissistic culture surrounding the whole instant pic and posting system. I think many younger folks don’t think there’s anything wrong with this kind of “lying”, because they just see it as part of the game where the whole cyber world is concerned.

  42. me says:

    When she initially posted those pics I thought “nope no way she made that”. The reason being for one, those pies look “bakery made”…two, she just got over a staph infection literally a day before, so when did she have time to bake and cook all that food? I still don’t understand why Thanksgiving was at Khloe’s house when she was “quarantined” in her own home for a week. I mean did they disinfect everything first? Lastly, the Kardashians lie about everything. It’s funny because didn’t Khloe tell Kylie she needed to be honest about her lips? I guess that conversation was scripted too. This family lives in their own alternate universe.

  43. Syko says:

    I’m a really good cook. I can make wonderful pies, I even get the crimping of the edges right. But when it comes to a big meal like Thanksgiving or Christmas, the pies come straight out of Publix. I’ve never felt that was shameful, never felt the need to lie about it. Publix makes fine pies, and my time can be better used elsewhere.

    My butt’s all my own, too.

    Hypocrisy and lying are far worse than buying your holiday pies at the bakery.

  44. amp122076 says:

    That spread is so totally catered / professionally done. Look at the set up/display of the turkey. Are you kidding me?

  45. me says:

    Doesn’t this make you think about all the “lies” this family has gotten away with that we know nothing about? If she can blatantly lie on instagram in front of millions of people, just imagine the long list of lies this family has actually gotten away with…starting with the “stolen s$x tape”! She only got caught because someone recognized the leaf on the pie. That is that bakery’s signature thing. If she had taken that leaf off, she wouldn’t have gotten caught.

    • Jwoolman says:

      Khloe may not be familiar with how homemade pies look since her mother wasn’t really into cooking. So maybe she thought that everybody puts such a leaf on their homemade pumpkin pie…

  46. DodieTn says:

    Is she still with Harden the basketball guy? She may go to the gym every day but she isn’t working out everyday. There is no muscle tone whatsoever in her legs period. Between her lips, her nails and that ass she is revolting. And her personality leaves a lot to be desired.

  47. Nimbolicious says:

    The popularity of this family says a whole lot about what’s off in this country…..not one redeeming quality to any of them, yet they are thrown money and air time and opportunity and endless platforms for their lies and uninformed opinions as if they are royalty.

  48. me says:

    I saw a quick little interview on E News with PMK. She said Kim’s delivery was “quick”. Yet weren’t we told it was long and painful? She also said she doesn’t ever hear the baby cry. She said she should “go downstairs and see if the baby is even in the crib”. This means the baby is in the guest room downstairs with the night nurse while everyone else sleeps upstairs. I find something wrong with that…I don’t know.

    • swack says:

      Did you really think she was getting up at night with the baby. They did the same thing with North because Kim needs her 8 – 10 hours of sleep every day (her words not mine).

      • me says:

        Of course I don’t believe anything Kim says. I honestly doubt she or Kanye have ever changed a diaper or given North a bath. Kim just supervises the nannies.

    • Jwoolman says:

      Kim definitely had a night nurse for Nori. She said she (Kim) needed a lot of sleep and to be “available” for Kanye. I’m sure they have a nanny on duty at all times also. They can afford it, so why not?

      When Nori was a baby, it seemed that practically the only thing Kim and Kanye did was watch the kid sleep occasionally. Kim always talked about watching her sleep as her favorite thing for quite a while, until she started collecting more interesting stories from the nannies. Yes, parents often find great relief in having the kid finally asleep and looking like a little angel rather than screaming her head off and getting messy, but they also usually are full of stories of what the little rug rat did today. Kim seemed to be amazingly short on such stories. I also doubt that Kim breastfed for any length of time (or at all) although she claimed to do so, it doesn’t seem like something that would hold her interest. Nori would have reacted very differently to her if Kim had been feeding her in any way (breast or bottle) since that’s a way babies bond. I think Kim has a real problem with messiness and babies are very messy.

      • me says:

        Yes I understand they can afford. Then just admit it and stop acting like “mommyhood is so hard”. For Kim it’s super easy. People would like her more if she just stopped lying and pretending.

  49. word says:

    Khloe’s probably wishing Kim wasn’t in recovery mode right now…she needs a diversion tactic and normally what happens is Kim puts out nude pics and all is well again. Khloe might have to rely on Kylie for a while.

  50. Tulsa says:

    An ass full of lies

  51. tacos and tv says:

    She is vulgar. I’m sorry, but why must you say that? She has young fans who follow her and she really couldn’t just either not say anything or at least put out a message mildly tasteful. She is gross and really needs a muzzle… I mean filter 🙂

  52. Nik says:

    Store bought pies lies. Never fooled me, I guess the cranberries in the shape of a can was the giveaway. Imagine the idiots who praise her and believe the lies

  53. Mysons says:

    I truly believe her ass is real based on old fotos of her. She always had a large ass and i believe her squat weight training made it bigger. I’m convinced Kylie has had more plastic surgery then Khloe at this point.

  54. Aubrey says:

    Sigh. Here was once a time when Keeping Up was a marketed as family centered show, and posting about your nuts and balls would have been discouraged. No longer.

  55. Golden says:

    She’s just so ****ing stupid. This family is pure Klass.

  56. Gr8K8 says:

    As a pastry chef by profession, I think I am allowed to tell her to go suck a big one. We work hard, don’t pretend you have our talents.

  57. Honeybee Blues says:

    I can’t believe I have to do this, but I need to defend this indefensible family. If it weren’t for them, I wouldn’t have come home from a lousy day to twenty solid minutes of howling, drooling, peeing-myself laughter. It is the faults of ALL OF YOU that I click EVERY story on that koven, because I know none of you will let me down! You never have. It is because of the notable intelligence, humor, and critical thinking skills of Celebitchy’s commenters, that I hope daily the K’s stick around lying for a long time. I don’t them, I need you.

  58. JRenee says:

    So darn klassy!
    Smh

    • max says:

      You know if her trashy comments go viral she’ll claim her Twitter account was hacked.

    • Jwoolman says:

      I wonder if Khloe was drunk when she tweeted? I was just thinking that even Kim knows better than to use such language in public, and it occurred to me that Kim doesn’t drink much alcohol while Khloe has had problems with alcohol for quite a while. So Piegate might be alcohol-related.

  59. taxi says:

    When I first saw Khloe on TV years ago, I’d no idea who she was or why she was on Celebrity Apprentice. The lazy, surly, unkempt woman who did nothing helpful unless it was inescapable & then slowly, reluctantly or incorrectly, was Khloe. Her team members were planning, tasking, or talking & K would flop down on the floor & curl into prenatal pose. Yes, her ass looked big from the angle photographed. She was repeatedly late or MIA & did get fired. I’m not sure she even got to the board room when Trump canned her. She’d been taking days off to go to LA for “business” or some other excuse. When Trump found out it for her DUI court appearances he kicked her out right then.

    • Jwoolman says:

      That does seem to be Khloe’s pattern. She’s handed opportunities, doesn’t do any serious preparation, doesn’t try to fix things when she obviously isn’t up to the job. She seemed to have some potential once, but what keeps her down is her assumption that she can just waltz in to any job and be herself and that will be enough, doesn’t need any training for it and doesn’t try to improve. She doesn’t seem to have the self-motivation needed to compensate for the lack of financial pressure. Piegate is really just another example of her pattern. Instead of doing the work, she takes shortcuts and lies about her “accomplishments”.

      Khloe is another Kardashian high school dropout. She claims she whizzed through the home school program she found for herself when she was about 15, finishing early, but I’m not sure what she thought she was learning. She just wanted to get rid of the legal requirement for schooling so she could live the life of an uneducated rich girl, I guess. No ambition.

  60. Sammy_dog says:

    She is 100% fake.

  61. fiona says:

    I think it’s hilarious when people just believe anything they say.
    Kylie: My lips are real. They just eat it up/
    Kendall Jenner: Naturally pretty. She is but there’s some plastic surgery on her face (eyelids, nose etc.)
    And now Khloe. Just makes me laugh, what a silly thing to lie about to the media.

  62. Mrs. Darcy says:

    It’s not the lie that bugs me so much as the tacky, vulgar and simultaneous “woe is me” response. How very DARE anyone call her on such a petty thing when she is clearly now Mother Theresa for not abandoning her dying husband? So entitled and spoiled and full of self are these K-wenches. Here’s a tip: Don’t put total b.s. out there about your lifestyle/accomplishments when that is all you are known for.

  63. Dragonlady sakura says:

    What an idiot! I can’t cook or bake for shit and everyone of my family and friends know this. If you see me with food, it’s been store bought. All she had to do was give a proper shoutout to the bakery on Instagram about what SHE BOUGHT and this would be a non story.