Here are some assorted photos of Lucifer’s Homegirl, Kris Jenner, at the Hollywood Reporter’s Women In Hollywood celebration/breakfast last week, plus some photos of Kris shopping over the weekend. I actually really enjoy the fact that Lucifer’s Homegirl is trying to hustle herself as a legitimate, stand-alone celebrity. Over the past year especially, it’s felt like Kris is competing with her daughters for gossip coverage. Kris has rolled out her relationship with Corey Gamble, a man who is 26 years younger than she is. Kris has tried to make Caitlyn’s transition all about Kris. Kris has tried to insert herself whenever possible into her daughters’ various dramas. And now the most tabloid-friendly and contrived plot of all: a “pregnancy scare” for Kris, featured on a new episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Kris is 60 years old. Is anyone really buying that a pregnancy scare would truly happen?
For what it’s worth, the “pregnancy scare” storyline does have some basis in reality. Sort of. Kris arrived at Kourtney’s home and complained about how hot it was. Kourtney made a crack about Kris’s hormones and Kris “gets serious” and tells Kourtney that she actually has a question. Kris pulls a tampon out of her purse and says: “I just went to lunch…and I pulled out these tampons and they were all flabbergasted.” Apparently, Kris has been getting her period again because of her estrogen cream, and her friends asked if that meant that Kris is back on birth control. Because, you know, 60 year old women get pregnant all the time.
Kris told Kourtney (who looked utterly bored): “Why in the world at 60 years old would I be on birth control?! And she said, ‘Because you can still get pregnant.’ I don’t think I could get pregnant. If I am pregnant, I don’t know what I would do!” So Kris calls her doctor (and somehow immediately gets put through, which is honestly the most astonishing part of this clip). Her doctor shuts it down immediately. NO, Kris. There’s no chance that you can accidentally get pregnant again.
Are you feeling Kris’s half-baked attempts to create her own storylines? I feel like this clip was severely edited, because after Kris says “If I am pregnant, I don’t know what I would do,” the logic extension of that train of thought would have been “who would I sell the story to, People Magazine or Vanity Fair? Do you think I could get my own Vogue cover if I was pregnant again? Is Botox bad for the baby? How can I use this baby for profit?”
Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.
Oh for fucks sake….
Thank you! Why did I start my week off with this?
Yeah, a sarcastic “Good morning!!!” was my first thought too. Of course this is the first sh*t that catches my eye, and that’s what I get for rolling them away from “Prince rides pony”.
LOL! Me too. Now I’m going back to Prince rides Pony!
My thoughts exactly! This family…. 😒
Thanks for saying what we were all thinking.
What she said.
Lmao delusional…she’s trippin
Ditto. What is this woman on? If she’s not on drugs, she bloody well should be.
One more thumbs-up for Lindy.
This woman couldn’t be pregnant if a drone impregnated her with Hugh Grant/Jude Law’s sperm.
It’s the daily dose of KK bullshit to boost the ratings.
…while she reminds you of the arrival of the “Saint” in her family…. anyone who buys this ongoing PR brainwashing, I seriously pity.
Robert Jr doesn’t buy it. Good on him.
BISHG lol, made me spit out my coffee!! Im pretty sure that super sperm cocktail would swim the other way.
Here’s the thing. Most all women are done with periods (ovulation) by mid 50s, some years earlier. On average it’s 51 or 52.
If your period has stopped for one full year, give or take – that’s considered actual menopause.
The hell that comes before that is perimenopause.
Many women have gotten knocked up in peri. Known as ‘change of life,’ babies. I think Halle Berry said she was one of them.
Your period gets erratic, it stops for several months only to restart again, then stop again. Not to mention the 101 other symptoms. A lot of women think because they are going thru the change it’s not possible and stop taking birth control, but it is, hence surprise pregnancies in your late 40’s.
Also recently, it was thought perimenopausal women were estrogen deficient, and many are, but you can also produce too much estrogen at various times based on the nightmare ebb and flow of hormones…another reason a pregnancy is rare, but possible.
As for Kris. She’s saying her periods stopped years earlier, hence all the creams and HRT (Hormone Replacement Therapy) in the world, though they may generate uterine lining shedding, aren’t going to start ovulation and create eggs where there are none.
Women are so ignorant of what happens to our bodies. i know, i am/was one of them. We also seldom talk to each other or our siblings about things. The internet on this score has made things much better. My sis says, nothing better than suffering thru peri insomnia and anxiety and being able to gab at 4am to another peri/meno gal in a chat room, talking each other down.
I have been reading some of those boards, and it helped me realize how erratic peri can be. My friend’s (male) doctor told her it would likely be a straight line dwindling down, so to speak, but first hand accounts from those who have gone through it don’t support that.
Apparently I read enough to conclude that shedding is what kris likely has. If she would skip reading about herself and visit those boards, she’d realize that.
Hey @Christin,
Honestly, if he told her that, she might want to check out another doc, one with some experience/specializing in peri/menopause.
I think when you look up perimenopause (and menopause) in the dictionary the very definition should be ‘erratic.’
If her doc had even thought about it for more than 2 secs, he’d have come up with a better answer. Just imagine a roller coaster of estrogen, progesterone and testosterone – and try to imagine what that’s like. He sounds like one of those male docs that don’t give a shite, and aren’t bothered enough to even find out.
Women talk of thinking they were done, only to face flooding tsunami like periods for months. Or no periods to very light periods and internal shakes, upset stomach, headaches. it’s a smorgasbord of awful. The mood swings alone. I think more women go on anti anxiety and anti depressive meds in peri than at any other time.
Not to scare anybody, it’s part of life. The biggest takeaway is learning that you’re not alone and you aren’t dying, lol. That it’s hormonal and you just have to strap yourself in. Women can do the HRT (natural or unnatural,lol) and that can ease symptoms.
Why are grandmothers in their 50’s and early 60’s able to carry a pregnancy to term and give birth for their thirty-something daughters struggling with infertility? This has happened multiple times in the USA. Then there are always those freak of nature stories about rural moms age 57, and even 70 (in India) giving birth to a live baby?
I think the women in their 50’s and 60’s and definitely the women in India are using donor eggs and undergoing IVF treatments. They only thing that is their own is the uterus since they still need to have that. The 70 year old woman in India definitely did undergo IVF with a donor egg
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/3684395/Indian-woman-has-first-child-at-age-of-70.html
Last month, at almost 50 yrs old, I discovered I was pregnant. I miscarried at around 6 weeks. Color me and my husband absolutely shocked that it could happen.
As for Satan’s homegirl, if she thought she could profit from having another kid, I’m sure she’d figure out a way to do it. Maybe with a gestational carrier?
My great grandmother had her last child when she was fifty. It was before IVF and stuff like that existed, so it does happens.
From what I heard she entered menopause in her late fifties.
I wouldn’t put it past Kris to go for in vitro fertilization and have a child. Or maybe she would carry one for Khloe. But at her age I wish her doctor would be more alarmed about vaginal bleeding. I lost a loved one exactly like this-vaginal bleeding after menopause that was not immediately taken seriously.
At any rate…It’s been done:
http://www.therichest.com/rich-list/most-shocking/10-oldest-mothers-to-give-birth/?view=all
http://www.pregnancyover44.com/2005/12/oldest-recorded-natural-pregnancy-was.html
Didn’t they do that storyline on Golden Girls? With Blanche thinking she was pregnant? This family is running out of ways to keep in the spotlight so they are starting to get ideas from old television shows
LOL yep, they sure did and it’s one of my fave Blanche episodes…she was going through menopause but thought she was pregnant because she stopped getting her period. Menopause freaked her out so much that she went to therapy (“No one in my family has ever seen a psychiatrist. Well, except for when they were institutionalized.”)
If I thought for a second that Kris had the good taste to watch the Golden Girls, I wouldn’t put it past her to make up a similar “storyline” for herself. 😛
They also did that story line on “Maude”‘ with Bea Arthur if I remember correctly.
I think on Maude, her character actually was pregnant, and got an abortion. It was a huge deal, that a character on a TV show decided to have an abortion.
@MrsBPitt – I think you’re right.
She was pregnant and she did have an abortion and it was a huge deal. Heroic, in fact, and handled with great dignity.
Here’s a clip of Norman Lear (the show’s creator) talking about the episode. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfIi96S1UrM
You are so right. She might even be menopausal and just lie to boost ratings. They will say and do anything to stay relevant. I used to think that people are overly harsh on them but now I don’t believe a word they say
Anything for ratings. Those people really know no shame. She’d totally have another kid if she could, just for the attention. God, I need to get her out of my head, she makes me sick. Horrible woman.
I would agree anything for ratings…..but this inane dribble mini story line would drive me to turn it off not on.
Moron. Or liar. Or both.
BOTH!!!
Let’s just say BOTH. Filed under TMI but I didn’t have any issues with this while I was on replacement hormones …
I find her abhorrent. That’s all.
Granted this is an entertainment site, granted I choose to read and enjoy it, but I really really hate the fact that we live in a time where Kris Jenner along with her menstruation, hormone creams, and overall disturbing need for attention is a topic of discussion.
A few years back it was bladder issues. So the Depends can now double to catch breakthrough bleeding. However, keep in mind, hormonal treatments at her age are directly linked to early death from aggressive cancer (s).
Yup. If she’s on estrogen only cream and hasn’t had a hysterectomy she’s playing with fire – it causes the lining of the uterus to thicken and could become cancerous. That’s why she’s getting her ‘period’ (if this isn’t just a blatant lie) because the lining has to shed at some point it gets so thick. Gawd she is dangerously STOOPID.
She so desperately wants to be one of her daughters. How pathetic and sad. My daughter was watching their marathon last week and she was in menopause eight years ago. If she could will herself into pregnancy, she would. She truly is twisted. I won’t even mention my thoughts on her bf.
@Nancy This basically sums up all my thoughts on the issue too. Its actually really sad and pathetic to watch.
She disgusts me. This “plot device” was nothing more than an excuse to talk about sex with her 35-year old lover because there was another piece where he told one of the daughters – Kendall I think — that Kris has the “energy” (in bed, duh) of a young woman. It’s repulsive that someone would speak like that to their lover’s young daughter.
It is disgusting, but don’t forget, the man is involved with Kris Jenner. A man with any sense of shame would stay away from that family.
I think all of these “men”…..Tyga, French Montana, Odom even Kanye want to be invited to the party. Scott joined in before they were who they are now and got his walking papers. I really think he was there for the $ and his stay got extended bc Kourtney wanted his babies. It’s not just women who are fame whores….even Ray J tries to sneak in a comment whenever he can. The only one who made a clean break was Reggie Bush.
@Sochan, not just that Kris has the energy of a young woman, he actually said “We do more than you young girls do, trust me. We do more than Kylie and Tyga do.” Corey is a f-cking creep! And he seemed to make Khloe uncomfortable especially since he continuously finds a reason to hug her. Dude is a leech.
I saw a clip of another episode where Kris Jenner found it necessary to tell her daughters about how she “literally has too much sex” and how she’s so exhausted. They were all horrified and told her they didn’t want to know. Kris’ whole existence is disgusting.
I watched the show last night and I found it odd how Corey treats PMK’s kids. He acts as if they are his kids even though he’s almost the same age as the older ones. He even said those were HIS grandkids. I mean what? They haven’t been a couple for that long. It’s also funny when Khloe asked Corey what his occupation is he simply said “I make music happen”. Oh how I wish Corey had asked Khloe what HER occupation is. I would have loved to have heard her response.
Ewwwwwww! Can’t handle more details of this affair!
In all seriousness, estrogen cream or not, this woman may want to be checked for uterine or ovarian cancer if she truly is having “periods” again post menopause. Oops. I think I just wrote her next dramatic story line 🙄
For a minute, I thought the same thing…”if she is bleeding, at her age, she needs to be checked for cancer”, and then I realized THIS IS KRIS JENNER, WORLDS BIGGEST LYING FAME WHORE….
Thanks ladies. I was going to post this, too. It’s what happened to my dear departed mum.
I wonder if that’s what she’s going for. There were several news stories about how the host of HGTV show Flip or Flop found his thyroid cancer because a viewer noticed he had a lump in his neck and wrote in that he should check it. Kris is probably counting on at least one of their legion of brain dead fans to realize that vaginal bleeding 10 years post-menopause = not good.
…or if you are still going through menopause at 60, your cancer chances dramatically rise. It’s not good to have them that late in life but lets face it, she is lying probably for ratings.
I agree, if her doctor didn’t do further testing she needs to go to another one, assuming any of this is true
What a jerk. These people spread so much medical misinformation the AMA should shut them down. She’s taking massive amounts of hormones and artificially prolonging peri-menopause, but she no longer has viable eggs. Doctors can manipulate the body into carrying a baby at a late age using hormones and someone else’s eggs. There is probably some super-crone somewhere who got pregnant naturally, but that is NOT the norm. She is embarrassing herself trying to hold on to her fertility, which is what got her famous.
Also, “Can I make eggs?” Ugh, Kris you’re so uneducated. A woman is born with all the eggs she’ll ever have so no you can’t make eggs.
Actually, not so fast, ladies!….
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/09/15/ovaprime-the-end-of-women-s-biological-clock.html
“But a new fertility treatment called OvaPrime might change all that. In 2004, biologist Jonathan Tilly and his colleagues discovered the existence of egg precursor cells (EggPCs) in the outer cortex of the ovaries of mice. These cells, they later showed, could grow into mature eggs that became fertilized and then healthy baby mice. In 2012, his team found these cells in humans and showed they could be cultivated into mature eggs. In other words, the idea that women are born with all of the eggs they will ever have is wrong.”
@ Pinky
Thank you! That’s so interesting! Love reading about new medical discoverys.
I know right? I think NBC should shut down all of E! until they get rid of the KarTrashian-Jenner-West lie machine. And just think of all the little girls watching this now thinking their grandma could have a baby maybe and how alright it is to call your mother a crazy bitch because Klhoe did. Their show is just poison.
Do we not already have proof positive that Kris’ previous eggs have all been deviled?
Indeed they have.
The dumb is strong in this one.
This is an obvious publicity stunt, but getting pregnant at 60 is technically not entirely impossible. It’s more of an anecdotal evidence/short-of-a-miracle kind of thing though, rather than something that could accidentally happen to PMK without the help from her homeboy Lucifer.
This story reminds me of one of the biggest public uproars, which happened this year in my homeland. It was caused by a 60-year old retired actress, who (as she claims) got accidentally pregnant with twins by some douche and asked the government to support her financially, because she didn’t plan it and couldn’t afford it. It was on the first pages of every magazine and website for weeks and everyone was discussing it in terms of possibility of a natural pregnancy at that age, legalization of abortion (it’s illegal there), child support from one-night-stands etc. Her children are probably close to 1-year old now, but she still swears to God she got pregnant accidentally due to some hormones she had been taking.
I saw her true age once before it disappeared from all Googling efforts…$$$. You did not JUST now turn 60, Kris…not that it matters…lying is part of the Kardashian brand.
Which is what? 65? 67?
Her ‘age’ is the same as my mum, which seems reasonable.
My ma got married in 1975 at age 20 and had my sister at 22 in 1977. She had further kids at 1980, 1982 and me in 1990.
Kris got married in 1978 at 23 and had Kourtney the following year in 1979. Her youngest child was born in 1997 at age 42. If she is ‘lying’ about her age, it can’t be by many years… 42 may have already been pushing it, fertility wise. If she lied by say 5 years and was born 1950, she had Kylie at 47 years old!
One thing that’s odd – why is her Wikipedia page so short… it’s bizarrely short!
But think how jealous Michelle Duggar would be!
Bwah ha ha ha ha!
What in eye melting hell is she wearing in that top photo?!
I cant even with the content of the article.
I was hoping someone would mention that.Good Lord she is a horrible dresser.She looks like she is wearing a birdcage.And what’s with all the black?If she grew her hair a little and lightened it up a bit and wore some color she would look a lot better and younger.Isn’t that what she is aiming for?
She’s wearing her hair like her daughters, I think more like part of a brand.
My mom is her age and is plump and makes apple pies with my daughter, who adores her. That’s what a grandma should be talking about.
as much as I despise this woman and find her thirst for fame ridiculous and lame please let’s not start making assumptions on how women’s life should be, based in what our values and conventions are. Patriarchal society for a long time established that a 60 year old woman should be baking pies with their grandchildren but now, I’m paradoxically glad that women’s freedom of choice functions also to guarantee that this clown can live whatever life she wants to live, without nobody telling her she should be baking pies and being a conventional grandma. NO.
@Alice: I’m in love with your comment. So much THIS!
Oh, grandparents can be any way they want. But grandkids are not her focus, she is. And as someone who has children their grandfather ignores, that hurts. Her poor grandkids sadly, will probably not know any different. And will have to read stories about their grandma’s periods in their family archives. It’s just not classy, but I don’t know why I’m even trying with his family.
Thank you, Alice!
@Pansy – Sorry to hear that. My ex has pretty much ignored his grandchildren. Two of them don’t even know who he is. My daughters have tried and he doesn’t care. He tells my one granddaughter he will call and never does. He remarried and his wife has grandchildren and he posts on facebook how great these grandchildren are. My daughters have all but cut him off. So I understand what you are saying.
Why does ANYONE have to be classy? I hate how that word gets thrown around to shame people who don’t conform to the norm.
@swack, thank you. I’ve finally realized it’s his loss. The circumstances sound very similar. And @twink, I guess you’re right because this family is not the norm.
haven’t we suffered enough with all the people that have fallen out of her so far?
Best comment of the day. LOL.
You win. 🏆
From the top photo I see some hero tried to catch Kris and tie her down. I approve heartily. Even though she managed to tear herself free this time, try and try again!
“How can I use this baby for profit?”
Uh, same way she used the first six (minus poor Rob of course).
This is the Kardasian Krazy Train rolling out stories to make us forget, temporarily about Kim, while she recuperates from all of her plastic surgery post “Saint”. They need to keep bringing the Krazy to deflect. Luckily, that family is lousy with it.
Ultimate Kardashian headline: KRIS KEEPING BIEBER’S BABY
Wait, let me guess. She’s going to hire a surrogate implanted with Satan’s seed to pass off as her own to further this diabolical family storyline, am I right? She somehow has gotten this idea in her head and watch, it’ll happen. There is no line that won’t be crossed, no lie to big to tell, no limit to the greed, no limit to the media saturation. It will never end. PMK will do whatever it takes to keep the machine rolling along at a sickening pace.
She looks like Edward Scissorhands in that atrocity of a dress.
Her need to try to hold onto youth really kills me. I cannot stand this woman.
If she is using just oestrogen cream and has a uterus then she’s ripe for uterine cancer. You can only use unopposed estrogen if you’ve had a hysterectomy
Watch this space. ‘ my cancer scare hell by brave Kris Jenner’
Sorry, Kris. Ramona Singer already tried this plot line and failed.
Let me recommend that Kris make life easier for its older nieces and nephews and name her imaginary baby “Aunt” or “Uncle.”
De-niece or De-nephew?
The way the world seems to work, this abomination of a mother will somehow get knocked up again with triplets and we will have yet another generation of these demons to contend with.
At least then maybe the awful pressure would be off North and Penelope to be the next IT girls?
At the rate we’re at, we get Kendall and Kylie for the next 10-15 years at which point the other two are at the perfect teenage age to be pimped for the cameras.
Get the headline right: breakthrough bleeding, is not on your period. Spotting, and ovulation bleeds, are also not being on your period (menstruation).
Any dumb woman ought to know this, so thats why Kris had to ask.
The most shocking part was a clip I saw where Khloe was teaching PMK how to use a condom. PMK said she had never used one her her life. Think about that. She cheated on her first husband and didn’t use protection. She sleeps with Corey and doesn’t use protection. Does she not know how STD’s work? So gross.
Hey I’m going thru the ‘pause now, having just turned 53. All I have to say is that hot flashes aren’t near as bad as I thought they would be. Lol. The end.
I was standing in front of the bathroom mirror and watched myself turn bright red from my forehead to my chest. It took seconds, and the heat was intense. Sometimes the hot flashes are so hot, they activate the heat rash I get inside my elbows. I’m 55 and not having any fun at all.
That sounds horrible. Bless you !
You’re so lucky….I had 20-30 meltdown flashes per day and they were painful. Never mind the bed-drenching night sweats and insomnia and general bitchery.
“Pregnancy Scare” ..truer words have never been spoken. Please godjesusholymary do NOT let anything else crawl out of that hatchery of stupid evil.
Her arms look hella short in that pose and that dress. That is all.
Oh, FFSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Is right! WTF? and why do they need to make fuckery like this part of that dreadful sitcom that I refuse to watch for reasons just like this storyline.
My mind is just going? WTF??? Don’t I have some presents that need wrapping or something…
Ta Ta for now CB’ers!
o black men…. well any men…
THESE WOMEN… each and every one of them… are objectifying and using you….. and scrapping you when its all done…. please stop….please for your OWN GOOD
This is pure click bait and if anyone took this at all seriously well… yea…
She’ss struggling for a new angle. And here I was thinking this could be some legit condition where she thought she hit meno and turns out it was a false stop. But no. I should have known better.
I actually watched this episode last night and there were a couple of things that made me ragey. This was one of them – i mean, how dumb can you be – and the second one was the story line about Kylie booking her first club appearance since turning 18, which was to be held in Canada where it is legal to drink from the age of 18. Kris was hassling Kylie, suggesting that she was terribly concerned that she would drink while in Canada and get herself into some kind of trouble. This made me so angry. Does she think we have forgotten that she is Kylies manager? She BOOKED THE GIG. So she wants to have her cake and eat it too; she wants to book a job for her daughter, skim 10% for herself, but also come across as a caring and concerned parent by pretending to not want her to do the club appearance. I mean, WHAT?!
I know right? Also, Kylie has been in clubs in LA…around 21 year olds who were drinking. Why was that ok? Fake…so fake…all of it.
My mom died at 62 from uterine cancer, where her ONLY symptom was bleeding years after menopause…Kris Jenner’s doctor should have told her to come in for an exam to be certain it was not a sign of cancer, show or no show, he did a disservice to her and anyone watching.
I can’t. I just can’t.
Those eggs are way past their “use by” date, but I wouldn’t put it past her to use donor eggs to have a baby and get some publicity.
Ugh this bish. What in the Holy dominatrix grandma hell is she wearing?
I am no Kris apologist but it would be kind of amazing if she got pregnant.
that black dress makes her arms look so freaking short. are all the kardashian-jenners gonna get arm-shortening surgeries now? they’re running out of body parts to alter, so it kinda makes sense.