Johnny Depp honors hair & makeup people at their guild awards. Next up: he’ll be the man of the hour at the Scarf Guild Awards. [LaineyGossip]
Shia LaBeouf’s latest performance art piece involves punches to the face. [Dlisted]
Colin Firth in glasses = yes please. [Go Fug Yourself]
Amy Adams will star in Gillian Flynn’s Sharp Objects. [Pajiba]
Jealous haters boo Kris Jenner. [Jezebel]
Tila Tequila says words about Big Ang. [Starcasm]
I kind of think Julianne Hough should cut her hair. [Moe Jackson]
The Friends reunion happened, words were spoken. [Buzzfeed]
Kesha’s supporters are coming out in droves. [OMG Blog]
I kind of like Vanessa Hudgens’ look here. [Popoholic]
Ronda Rousey apologizes for posting a Photoshopped pic. [The Blemish]
Kanye West & Steve McQueen made a short film, basically. [Mashable]
I was hoping Ryan Reynolds’ Deadpool SNL/Kanye West spoof rant (seriously? So many adjectives) would get a shout out. I laughed so hard I cried.
It was awesome!
he looks terrible.
It seems to be getting worse! It’s quite shocking. Not just his teeth but also his complexion.. just looks plain unhealthy.
I actually think he looks fine here.
He looks great for 53. He’s a rocker…he wants to look hard edged
He looks spongy-soft and half-dead.
I really wish Depp’s favorite people were dentists.
Lmao
Actually Johnny awarded his friends over at Dior next, which is where these photos are from. And he assured the audience he smells really damn good, despite usually looking like an ashtray that fell out of a dumpster. He looked slightly better at the MUA awards (not pictured), must’ve been the makeup! Can’t knock him for the MUA awards though, those folks are artists and he really owes them and their work for a lot of his successes. The Dior parring on the other hand, I still haven’t figured that out. Is he padding his bank account for his inevitable divorce??? Or really just wants people to believe he smells good!
Lets be honest, it takes a village of them at this point to make him look halfway healthy.
Johnny should indeed be honoring his beloved make-up artists. He needs them now more than ever.
He has become a vampire, and not the kind of vampire that turned young, but the kind that turns after they have become an old bloated alcoholic.
amen!
If you told me in 1993 that sex with Johnny Depp would seem disgusting one day…don’t think I would have believed you. 😳
..and this is the real tragedy.
I honestly thought that with his beautiful bone structure that he would age quite gracefully.
I still like him though. I never forget all the stories about how nice he is to fans.
@Kitten-he would have. That face is a gift. And on top of it, he is really talented. God, what a shame. Quite depressing, really.
You can see lots of photos of him posing with fans on Just Jared and Getty Images.
There’s no reason for Johnny not to age gracefully. He can afford the personal trainer, the chef, the time, and no end of beautiful places to get out in the sun and fresh air and move around. He could live a mostly healthy life style even with occasional indulgences. He does have the bone structure to look good for years to come, but it’s buried under all the drug and alcohol bloat. C’mon Johnny! You can do this! There’s more to keeping your mojo than tantalizing Amber with your money. Take some time to detox and get yourself into some truly good physical shape. Stop trying to compensate with the makeup, the shoe-lifts, the busted hats, and the scarf and jewelry illusions. Your accessorizing tactics are failing to draw attention away from the obvious.
Alcohol bloat. I’d love to put him on a detox. I could work miracles on Johnny with a vitamix and some smoothies. No alcohol or carbs for you for the next month, Johnny. We’ll get you looking like you did during your 21JS days.
No, you won’t. He is in his 50s now, and should not be expected to look like he did in his 20s. Nobody should.
You could get him looking healthier, and back to a state that people generally consider to be handsome again, but let’s stop placing unrealistic expectations on people.
I think he needs a slightly more serious detox than just no carbs and some smoothies. Try a medical team and 60-90 days in treatment!
Not unrealistic, but realistic. Most people take it for granted that people need to age that quickly. I’ll bet I can get Johnny looking as good as he did even just 10 years ago if he gave me two months and learned to cut out the booze and smokes and any other hallucinogenic stuff.
He shouldn’t colour his hair black like that it actually brings out the greyish complexion even more. It would look better if he did the salt and pepper thing that Clooney used to do.
Also, please visit a dentist!
The teeth — isn’t he still filming the millionth Pirates of the Caribbean? The rest is just sad.
Dear god he looks like he’s just been dug up. He was my crush growing up now it’s so sad to see.
Can’t believe I’m about to say this, but; Johnny doesn’t look bad here!
I really hope those teeth are for a part or something. 🙁
He looks a little Mickey Rourk-ish here.
Lol, no.
Johnny looks like death warmed over. I wouldn’t even care if he just got fat the old fashioned way i.e. overeating, but this looks like alcohol bloat/withdrawal. He looks sick.
I read people on twitter are pissed because the Friends reunion was being touted as another episode vs. a boring interview (where the only thing semi-interesting that came up was Lisa Kudrow being the only one who flat out denied that there wasn’t a clause in their contracts that said they couldn’t all sleep with each other, and Courtney C. talked about how they all ate the same salad every day for lunch)……..which I guess I didn’t read anything, because I always assumed it was a dinner/interview.
The Rhonda Rousey pics don’t look that bad–if you didn’t have the comparison and didn’t look super close, you wouldn’t have even noticed. Plus what’s the point in photoshopping her arms, if you’re not going to do the same to her legs? That throws everything off balance.
JD is looking so much better these days.
I think he looks fine here, but he looked really good at the actual MUA event.
At least his shoes look good here!! They’ve even got some shine going on!
He still has better teeth than his ex girlfriend Vanessa Paradis.
Why? Because she has a diastema? I have one, and growing up, people’s reactions to it made me NEVER smile – ever. It wasn’t until I moved to the UK and I saw celebrities there, all over, with them, and I have grown into loving it and embrace it now.
There is nothing wrong with a diastema. It’s genetic, a lot of the time (on my father’s side, most of the women have it.)
meth teeth.
His teeth are…yuk. I’d like to give him the benefit of the doubt and think he’s sporting rot mouth for a movie role, but come on – how method do you have to be after 4 movies? Oh well, me thinks he’s just a slob. Sometimes slobs smell good when they have other people wipe their butts, but yeah, slobs are slobs because they’re lazy as all hell.
I find it frustrating that Amy Adams was cast in Sharp Objects, and not Dark Places, where Charlize Theron played a character who was written as a petite and fiery redhead. Also, Charlize would have been perfect as the gorgeous, icy, damaged blonde in Sharp Objects.