Just FYI: This post is going to be pretty breast-intensive. Sorry! We’re still going through the last of the Oscar party photos, and all of the pics in this post are from the Vanity Fair party, the gold-standard of Oscar parties. Some celebrities actually covet the VF Oscar party invite more than the Oscar invite. Diane Kruger is always invited to the VF party, and nearly every year, she attends with boyfriend Joshua Jackson. This year, she flew solo. Joshua is working in a play in New York and he couldn’t get the time off, especially not to fly to LA to go to a party, you know? So this is what Flying Solo Diane Kruger looks like. I can’t say I’m a fan. This Reem Acra dress is utterly beneath her status as a Fashion Girl. It actually looks like really cheap dominatrix lingerie… meets Old West saloon lamp.
Serena Williams in Galia Lahav. Serena, I love you, but this is a fug bridal MESS. The sheer at the waist is maybe the worst design detail ever. Yes, this dress is so bad that I’m getting hyper-dramatic about it. Serena, you could do MUCH better.
I think Kate Upton has a great figure, and I understand on a personal level how difficult it is to find clothes that flatter a large, natural bust. But I feel like she’s about to pop out and that makes me uncomfortable.
Miranda Kerr in a custom KaufmanFranco gown. Miranda LOVES to expose her body. I think this dress is pretty tacky, actually, and not really flattering – the cutouts make her look boxy rather than curvy. I wonder if she “ran into” Leo DiCaprio at the VF party.
And finally, for someone less look-at-my-breasty, here’s Priyanka Chopra in a bespoke Jenny Packham gown. I like this a lot, actually. I think I prefer this to her bridal Zuhair Murad gown at the Oscars.
Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.